#funny how that works :cries:

[josie-cd]

I love you Four Murasame, I love you Elpeo Ple, Ple-Two, and Ple-Twelve, Marida Cruz, my most dearly beloved. I love you Rita Bernal and Elan Ceres E.P no. 4. I love you Soma Peries/Marie Parfacy and Allelujah/Hallelujah Haptism. I love all you poor souls, forced to become into living weapons but being some of the most human characters in their series. 

#gundam #this character is a tragic cyber-newtype or series analogue? #i love them i know they're doomed but they deserve so much more #fucking love gundam...fucking love thinking about these characters and sobbing grossly #it's okay at least Marie and Allelujah had a happier ending than the rest of their series archetype #also is it a coincidence that Marida is the second Ple clone we meet #so she's the 3rd Ple we see and she's Ple Twelve #twelve divided by three is four #so the math gives her the ''oh boy you're going to die" number #funny how that works :cries:

[randomminty]

Just a buncha cynthias

#some of these look out of character but eh #pokemon #art tag #champion cynthia #i draw cynthia so much shes so fun to draw. illl never know how her hair works that wont stop me #ive started watching a bunch of the pokemon anime even though i never liked it before. MAN i was missing out #i mostly just tuned in to see it butched my fav characters but thats the completely wrong mindset to watch it in #ive been watching as somewhat separate to the games and its so much fun #and the dub…… its good but so unintentionally funny #i didnt care abt alain but after seeing him go MEGA EVAAAOLVE like 5 times in the mega special i adore him #if i dont see miarin in the anime again ill cry i miss her #last thing about the anime for now i forgot they kept lances old va for journeys #im used to his pokemas and generations voice which is p different so that was funny. leons journeys va is so good too #ANYWAYS CYNTHIA. cried when i saw her again in journeys. shes so cool

[yuxinmi]

Yea i shift to avoid my CR schedule (school, work, etc.) But i'm shifting to a reality where i'm working with the ITALIAN MAFIA 💀

#i think about it everyday and i find it so fucking funny #like hell yea fuck school i would much rather work w the mafia THATS HOW DESPERATE I AM #this is my JJBA: Vento Aureo DR btw so i'm on the good good side dw dw #our side focuses more on eliminating drugs and sanitizing the streets off of evil #anyways im shifting tonite fk school *cries* #desired reality #reality shifting #shiftblr #shifting #reality shift #shifters #shifting community #shifting realities #shifting antis dni

[artekai]

Look who's stealing whose evil master plan because he's never had a single idea of his own

#funny story about this one i was working on it during new years 2023 and then again new years 2024 #not because i took an entire year to draw this or anything. but because i got lazy. and i put it away. then then i forgor 💀 #by the time i remembered a year had passed lol. but can you blame me. look at the details. #if i ever have to draw another zenith uniform again i will scream. why do i do that to myself. i don't even like them #and i was supposed to make a companion piece for it too. cries #whatever. maybe it was worth it. i do like how tildaloy ended up looking. even if i still can't draw tilda right after all this time #i don't think i remember seeing any art of tilda carrying aloy which is weird bc that's a significant thing that happened #i would've guessed the tildaloy artists would've latched onto it. i think it's cute #then again i'm pretty sure people are into tildaloy because it's fucked up and not because it's cute or anything lol. lmao #deni's art #deni's stuff #oc art #oc tag #oc: fross #oc: artekai #frosskai #horizon oc #horizon au #image #undescribed #i don't feel like adding a description now so hopefully i'll remember later

[aceyanaheim]

it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.

#this man was all of 14 when his only support system died and hten went to work for Black Ops With Masks #like do you think that man knows Anything about how to human he was on the field while he still had milk teeth #when Minato got him he was legit 'this child the size of half my arm' #i cannot speify enough how much that warps what 'being a functioning peson' is #team sevens lucky he had dogs he went 'okay feed positive reinforcement make sure they dont trip over their own ambition to walk' and just #Went From There #like he'll show up with vegetables for naruto but also 'i was on my own by 8 bc my dad yknow Died so hes probably??? #fine??' #this man looks at Sasuke and thinks back when he was 12 and his best friend had just died and he saw his eye in the mirror nad lowkey the #dogs were taking care of Him and goes 'hn he's probably good right? I'll just teach him something i always cried less when i learned #something ' #'how am i supposed to know how kids work i dont even know how 'I' work doesnt even begin to fucking cover it Why Is This So Funny #everyone: poor kakashi he got the biggest gremlim kids with more issues than vogue #babes kakashi was the og he and the kids are just one big ball of what pray tell the fuck lilke hes Part of it he needs an adult #preferably one that didnt need a booster seat for his own chunnin exam #okay im done #just..its unhinged theyre All unhinged i love it #wtf i cant stop laughing #honestly Everything makes so much more sense

[saturnsfather]

yknow. if i had a nickel for every time i had a huge crush on someone, never did anything about it, then reconnected with them several years later only to be told that they Also Had Feelings For Me or Currently Have Feelings For Me, except because of the time distance or other factors i/we cant/wont do anything about it and then i pretty much never see them again, id have two nickels. which isnt a lot, but it sure did happen twice.

#tbd #just. reflecting #man. remember being a Kid. #funny enough neither guy was someone i cried over! i DID cry over a boy in middle school because i couldnt work up the nerve to ask him #to dance with me. which in retrospect is so silly. i did also still think i was a girl back then too #but anyway. first guy didnt work out bc by the time he told me he liked me #which by the way was WILD bc he basically admitted that the very distinct memory i have as a turning point in our relationship #where we actually became friends. was ALSO the moment he REALIZED HE HAD FEELINGS FOR ME. and it just never came up. lmao #but by then id been over him for a few years. and then i ghosted him. #second guy i reconnected with in high school and he got a girlfriend partway through that year. #but he had a car and occasionally gave me rides home from school. and on one of them we started talking #about the summer camp we originally met at. and i told him id had a huge crush on him back then #(fully equipped with the knowledge that i still did kind of have one) #and thats when he told me ‘haha woah really?? i had feelings for you too. thats crazy’ #and then we never talked about it again. #to be fair it probably never would have worked with us anyway because i have I Could Fix Him disease #and always have. #and he already had a drinking problem. at sixteen. so you can imagine how i felt about that. #anyway. all this is to say. #if it happens again im gonna k!ll myself lol #thats a joke. i will not. but i will be So fucking mad

[chussy]

i think people who hate kids are just mad that other people might have needs and communication issues. idk i just can’t fathom getting mad because a baby is crying. it can be annoying sure but getting genuinely pissed about it is crazy. do you think the kid is doing that for fun? do you think the wailing baby is having a fun time and just crying to fuck with you in particular?

#actually my (ex my mom divorced his dad) stepbrother’s kid once cried to try to get me to allow him to play with something dangerous #and stopped when i told him that that might work on his parents but it doesn’t on me #we were fucking with the record player/sound system and he wanted to play with the needle storage bit #and i obviously told him no because he was like 3 at the time. so he started crying. when i told him i’m not falling for that he calmed down #snd i was like we can do something else though do you want me to show you how to play a record? and he said yes and that was that #i wasn’t even mad at him i thought it was pretty funny honestly

[djs-horny-blog-lmao]

got hornycurious and damn even when looking locally this shit is still expensive

#'oh just use am*zon' i am Not in the northern hemisphere it is Not cheap anyway. also no. #i found a super cheap vibe thats on sale and uses watch batteries and its kind of funny. 15 bucks? i could do that #it's not what i Want #but unless someone just gives me like $70 im not getting what i want for a while i think #makes me sad seeing all these really cool monster cock making places bc theyre all AMERICAN and i CANNOT AFFORD a) exchange rate b) shippin #dj monologues #anyway i think im gonna cave and buy myself a 15 dollar vibe #ive earnt it #the Only toy i had was a vibe that i didnt know how to use properly when it did work. i want something that's a bit softer anyway. but sigh #hey anyone out there want to give me $70. legally this is a joke ...unless? #EDIT. SCREAMS AND CRIES. 10 DOLLAR SHIPPING.

[straysharks]

wildlife conservation in florida in 2023 is just like 101°f ocean dread. the corals literally fucking melting dread. the fish are dying en masse dread. stray animals in the heat dread. they’re destroying all the mangroves dread. cities are going underwater dread. rivers are being blocked off dread. burmese pythons killing everything dread. no male sea turtle babies dead. animals getting tumors from oxybenzone sunscreen dread. predators getting aggressive since they’re so stressed out by the heat dread.

#Cried on and off for like 4 hours today bc shit is so bleak #Pleaseeeeee contact your local government officials and bitch to hell at them #use reef safe suncreen #inflate your tires #refuse plastic #volunteer or work w the environment in some capacity #protest #and kill every climate change denier (HAHAHA FUNNYY JOKEEE FUNNY JOKE FUNNY JOKE) #There’s a lot we can do. It’s just straight up propaganda that this is just HoW iT iS #This is so bad this is so bad this is so bad #animal death #I think that we should all put the fucking higher ups of these companies into a big boiling pot of soup and just kind of watch them suffer

[orcelito]

perhaps also related to the fact that i am scheduled to close this weekend with the person who was apparently laughing about how a year ago there was a supervisor chat without me Specifically for the purpose of shit talking me

and im supposed to treat her graciously after that? get Fucking real.

#speculation nation #negative/ #like. i will. i'll treat her politely as is expected of me working with someone i dont like #even though that wasn't a courtesy extended to me by the people last year. including her apparently! #i dont know why she's come back. i want to gut her like a fish. #i dont think i mentioned that but i learned a few weeks ago that she was laughing about this to a few employees #who called her out for it. which makes me feel very grateful to them. #how fucking immature though. resorting to bullying and ostracizing in a workplace environment. #this was the bullshit that had me fucking Sobbing bc of it all. and you're Laughing about it? #you saw the day that girl screamed at me & how i cried for a half hour straight in storage #until i finally pulled myself together enough to work (though i was still next to tears for Hours) #me. a person who cries Maybe 4 times a year. if even. it had me struggling that hard to not cry. #and this is Funny to you? it's Funny that i was treated like that? just because you all didnt like me bc i was Too Confrontational? #a: im as confrontational as i need to be to avoid problems festering. as a grown fucking adult should be. #and b: even if you didnt like me that's still fucked UP #what the fuck is WRONG with you people??????? why do you take so much glee from my pain? #and again. in a fucking place of work. i know it's food service but Please. have some basic fucking professionalism. #i dont know how im supposed to get through this shift. im so fucking angry at it all. #the anger and frustration has been cycling faster and faster in my heart and i want to Hurt Things but there's nothing im allowed to hurt #so what am i to do? how do i get rid of this feeling? i know what ive done in the past but im not allowed to do that now #with nothing to do im just blasting this fucking song. maybe if i play it loud enough it'll fix me.

[confetti-critter]

Reprimanded at work in the gentlest way possible incident 600 dead 17000 injured

#i cried. 👎 but only 1 coworker saw and no one else noticed. 👍 #oscillating wildly from embarassed to sad to soooo angry while keeping it cool on the outside is so exhausting #literally i feel like i didnt sleep at all now im so tired =_= #wish i wasnt this way tbh!!!!!!!!!!!! #ok. only a couple more hours of work 8) #feel like a picture of a crab holding its claws up in a threat pose like 'NO ONE MAKE ME FEEL ANY MORE EMOTIONS I SWEAR TO GOD' #damn i wish that cognitive behavioral therapy workbook worked ucigxihigx #i can see how its a funny concept to have someone be like 'hey could you not do this someone complained' and the person screaming and cryin #and throwing up but im just very tired of how my brain is #personable

[crispfencer]

Sorry guys but now matt hancock is here I genuinely can't watch it anymore

#no shade to the people who will continue! i just have my limits #man makes sweat with anger and i know how powerful the reality tv redemption cycle can be #and i just cant ethically be a part of that #(i mean in a small way thats what got boris johnson into power) #even making him suffer feels like the viewership would become complicit in his rebranding #if i was a celebrity (big if) i would just walk off the show #and grrrrr a&d arent thick they know how this reality redemption cycle works!!!!! #the tens of thousands of deaths this man caused from his direct acctions cannot be forgiven im sorry #similarly i stopped watching taskmaster when they tried this with baroness warsi #'ohoho tories are just like us they can be funny and human too' yes but they are still part of the same killing machine #anyway fuck #cris watches iac