They once breathed into
my neck, sucked the Hot Cheeto
dust off my fingers, and called
their love for me the
terrain to which the ordinary
descend, and where their
heart was trapped, and then shotgunned
a kiss. That foo. Güey. Fuck them.
— Tatiana Luboviski-Acosta, from "Güey," La Movida
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¿ Cuando se uso por primera vez la palabra Güey?
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#Friends Llegó el frío ❄️❄️❄️ Al fiiiiiin 🤣 A desempolvar los abrigos. Gracias @roxelio.glz por la foto 🙏#güey #winter #winterishere https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmb250eOWvx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Quick 30 mile run in 30° weather 😆 #pendejo 🏃🏾♂️ #nomames #güey (at Dallas, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmPiTVMPTte/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Güey Hot & Spicy Tequila Güey is a premium, tequila-based drink which is extremely hot and spicy. It is inspired by a unique spectacle in the world: Mexican wrestling, and by a mythical character, El Güey, who with a move that was named after him, turned this fighting discipline into pure entertainment. We could just say that Güey is for everyone, and leave it at that. But that wouldn’t be fair, as only a select few can handle Güey. People who like to rip it up and enjoy a wild time out with their pals. Güey is a drink that’s willing to break the rules, to fight for a different philosophy. • • • #craftyconnoisseur #craftycommunity #güey #güeyhotspicy #tequila #tequilatequila #tequilashots #tequilacocktails #drinktequila #tequiladrinks #mexicanwrestling #mexicanwrestler #luchador (at Crafty Connoisseur) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cho104nsGWJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Pit Babe episode 6 was my fave so far!
At first I was like “why do people like North and Sonic so much? You don’t see them a lot” but now I get it
I know they’re fighting Dean in this scene but look at how Sonic’s holding North! 🥺 they really are a matching set, you can’t separate them.
And I don’t usually get second couple syndrome but Alan and Jeff are really stealing my heart!! 🥰 I’m loving them!! And Alan going straight for “should I call you darling?” and both of their faces after that!! 🙈 Like my guy you could’ve said anything else but of course you’re gonna say that?? Smitten kittens!!!
And Charlie and Babe making it official and immediately thinking about having kids 😂 one second you think you’re just watching a regular show and the next they remind you it’s the world’s first omegaverse show! 😅 They were really cute this episode tho ☺️ and hot 🥵 that scene in the lockers was 🔥🔥
This was kinda hot, ngl 😗 part of me feels torn cause Nut is gorgeous and such a good actor that every time I see his sad face I wanna sympathize. That ending scene where he’s going through his memories and crying in the car really had me feeling for Güey 🥺
BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
I forgot Güey has powers too!!! He can manipulate people by touching them right?? Affect their moods like Jasper form Twilight?? That’s his power?? So he’s been manipulating Babe all along?? And he was trying to do it in this scene too!! See, this is why I have to remind myself not to sympathize with him, cause he is doing wrong by Babe and he’s not really treating him right as one should to someone they love!!!
Alexa, play Obsesión by Aventura again!! 😤
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Some of Tenoch's facial expressions tho. 🤣 🤣 🤣
I want to slap him for driving me so crazy; then kiss him to make it feel all better; then smack him again for making me forget why I smacked him the first time.
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mexico losing to usa 2-0 is so embarrassing why did my national team have to suck ass i should’ve been brazilian
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Funny as hell that Miguel threw hands with a 15 year old and still got his and everybody’s ass beat and embarrassed
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Hoy había problemas con la electricidad en mi trabajo y naturalmente mi jefa le llamó a un electricista para que revisara el problema.
Y debo decir que fue entre gracioso y aterrador para mi escuchar al eléctricista decir "ay wey! ahí no era!" seguido de chispas y una mini explosión xd
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not tumblr showing me someone using the wrong pronouns for chara undertale in the year 2024
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Fotografía: Camila Falquez
Estilismo : Salvador Cosio
Maquillaje Gerardo Parra
Peluquería: Éric Moreno
Producción Jessica Abraham y Harry Zehenny
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💭 easton
"So...that time you kept getting spam calls in high school and didn't know why? I used your phone number to enter a contest and well.. uh. Yeaaaaaah, turns out we were not gonna win a new xbox. Sorry!"
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Sometimes I think about Raine Whispers and feel so HAPPY, then I think about their love for Eda and the state of their relationship and feel so sad.
Güey, they love each other but are so stupid (affectionately) and can't help but push people away (yes also Raine).
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help I think it’s so funny that rush was like these are my most fucked up guys - DRALÍSTICO, JOSÉ, y PRESTON
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what kind of sammich
sup wey sweet onion chicken teriyaki with italian bread toasted with pepper jack cheese and jalapeños lettuce tomatoes and honey mustard mayo dressing
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