#garglers

[certifiedjaeger]

Grabbing Eren by the balls and squeezing to hear him moan and make him beg for more, yes please.

Imagine having a lazy day in bed with eren 🥺

And he’s playing on his switch as you rest your head on his thigh, like leisurely and slowly sucking him off 🤤 and imagine him letting out occasional soft little breaths and like fluttering his eyes shut every time you use a little more force

And then imagine reaching a hand out and just taking his balls in your hand and softly massaging them as he lets out like the loudest and most obscene moan you’ve ever heard from him

Pretty soon, his switch would be long forgotten and his desperate pleas and moans would fill the air 😩 one of his hands would be tightly gripping the bed sheet and the other would be holding your head down as he begs you to let him cum

WHEW—

I want him 🥺 no, I need him 🫡

#ig it’s time to go gargle some balls #the call me The Ball Gargler #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren jaeger smut #eren yeager smut #eren yeager x reader #eren blurbs #annie's asks 💌 #annie's anons 💕

[niishi]

I hate when ppl act like the alt street fashion scene is dead. no it's there. "micro trend" you mean high end designer brands stealing trends that were popular in Japans street fashion scene 5yrs ago and are STILL popular but cycling through them super fast bc you fucking stupid bitches will buy anything as long as a designer brand name is on it 🙄🙄🙄 fashion is not dead. you just can't see it bc you have a severe case of pink eye in both eyes from having your face shoved between some ugly rich guys sweaty salty hairy ass and you personally suck his farts out for him. and you don't even get paid. YOU pay HIM for his luxury farts. 🙄🙄 goobers. y'all are goobers. fashion wouldn't be dead if everyone wasn't obsessed with materialism and actually had a personality of their own.

#sorry i get so mad wheb ppl say fashion is dead #no ur just not ummm invited #wait for balenciaga to steal another amateur fashion designers work #and then pay $8k for it #only to have balenciaga be like 'oh its out ofnfashion now' #5 days later lmao #fashion is for ppl with creativity snd a mind of their own #not for trend chasers and millionaire ball garglers #usually designer in street fashion is old and thrifted and it usually an accent to the overall fit #like a designer handbag #also ppl wrre doing the astro boy boots in japan yrs ago #but their version was cuter

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

@kabutoliker replied to your post “But my overwhelming goal is to the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the off the...”

good post

"good post" is four words, "hey i'm alive" is two words

where do you want me to go with this

#big blue pill the cock gargler

[luriendotmp3]

im so sorry Self Confident Footstool but it must be done

#THIS IS WORSE THAN THE RAT GARGLER WAUGH #brambles

[yak-leather-whips]

Guys, its not some fucking “bad luck devil” or whatever. It’s clearly this fucking time gargler or whatever the fuck that’s behind all this nonsense. Aguefort literally lays it out for us that the quangle makes things happen out of order. Things like, say…Zelda and Gorgug being broken up even though we know from the Seven that they’re still together in Junior year, or Aelwyn suddenly moving out and going from a snarky 19 year old whose never had a job or gone to college to a middle school teacher with 5 cats in the course of 3 months, or the sophomore album being 10 months late even though Fig only finished her debut a little over 16 months ago AND they were in the middle of the tour, or Hallariel and Gilear getting engaged after like a year when 3 months ago Gilear wasn’t even allowed to sleep in her bed, and Sklonda defending one of the organizers of this folk festival when the festival hasn’t even happened yet, or Figs birthday suddenly moving from Christmas to July.

#honestly the fact that we started en media res could even be construed as part of it #that feeling we had of being thrown into something all out of order #like. i think the fact that the team are such good improvisors is being used to hide whats happening from them #they’re so used to yes anding everything that the inconsistencies don’t pop out #anybody interested is welcome to come and join the church of quanglicanism #quanglicanism #time quangle #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy theory

[graytaloty]

#my art #painting #i made a creeture #the gargler ??

[largepeachicedtea]

my new flatmate asked if i named my cat sebastian from the office like no !!!!! im gay why would he be named after the office!!!!

#hes named after gay gargler sebastian obvs

[esthermika]

they call me the gargler

#mika's thought cabin

[adz]

people with awesome blog titles PLEASE stop having empty blogs. i need to know what you’re into. i need to know what’s going on in the rat gargler’s mind

[certifiedjaeger]

The Ball Gargler, huh? The Dick Choker too?

😏

The Ball Gargler 🤤

The Dick Choker 😵

The Bussy Destroyer 😳

#the holy trinity #come join me and be a ball gargler #LMAOO 💀 i need to go to sleep lsjdjdkdlls #annie's asks 💌 #annie's moots 💕

[pankenlewd]

what are you piss-garglers up to

[homochadensistm]

We've seen photos of Palestinians waving Third Reich flags it's not like we desperately need to prove that one singular solitary Hamas soldier has a temporary swastika tattoos that his besties gave him at the 7th grade sleepover. And the fact that it looks so shitty and obviously hand-drawn too is sending me 😭

Like it's corny and it's tired and it's played out. Planting evidence on a terrorist is going to have so much more capital among the insane Houthi fangirls (who also think that Israel trains American police to execute people of color) than it is among pro Israel people who already know that a lot of Hamas members and supporters like Nazis!

There's no way the tattoo is real, there's no logical reason why this guy would have it, we don't need it to be real to prove that Nazi ideology is popular in Gaza. Everyone arguing with you is so hypersensitive to any assertion that Israel is wrong or making something up and they need to take a chill pill, maybe smoke a blunt. Like this wasn't even ISRAEL the state, it was a single IDF soldier probably trying to get clout (guys look I took out the Nazi soldier with his halal swastika tattoo). You can support Israel and still acknowledge that plenty of Israeli soldiers are dumbasses and a lot of them are very young and impulsive.

Forever obsessed with all these people praying on your downfall every time you even slightly disagree with them. I guess they're intimidated 👄💄

I understand your bottom line but dude some of the things u wrote are entirely missing a very important point.

the palis could hold nazi marches and wave these flags on their way to work, it doesnt matter at all. creating and spreading mis/disinformation to Own The Other Side is vile behavior. and yes, you absolutely need to prove the claims you as a country officially make (fortunately, as u stated, this was not claimed officially....YET) because your credibility is what makes or breaks ur public relations. soldiers drawing swastikas on palis with sharpies shouldnt be excused as a teehee oopsie doopsie its just a prank bro!! it should be taken extremely seriously and it doesnt remotely matter whether the palis wave the nazi flags or not, its not the point.

some retarded 18yo with an M16 in the middle of khan younis isnt thinking abt Israeli public relations when he does something fucking stupid and the myriad of absolutely disgusting vids posted by these freaks on tiktok should serve as a lesson to us all on that. ppl who r capable of ransacking some random persons house or store are also capable of planting evidence like this, and we know for a fact that both soldiers and spokespeople lied multiple times abt "evidence". ppl dont seem to understand that both parties here have a vested interest in maintaining the others bad image and both parties are going to release bs propaganda.

and ur absolutely right, we dont need a tattoo to prove the prevelence of nazi ideology in gaza, but if we dont need that then simply dont lie about it! dont make shit up! and yet someone still made it up and its going to be added to the pile of bs Israel spread (because lets face it, even if the country didnt officially post this, a soldier did, and a soldier is a representative to the country whether we like it or not), that is going to hurt us down the line. again ppl dont seem to understand that the palis can lie until their tongues fall off and noone will care because the west expects absolutely nothing from them, but we cannot play by these rules because we are a democratic country that is held to western standards of conduct. we as ordinary ppl must point out the crap thats spread around by members of Our SideTM just as much as we do on the crap spread around by the terrorist cum garglers, and if were not willing to do that then were just as brainwashed as they are.

#israel #palestine

[dramarising-replacement]

yet again staff has had to make an unnecessary change, all bc you people loving throwing absolute shitfits over the littlest things.

this time they had to re-name the chicken apparel because "UM, ACHTCHEWELLY, THE BUFF BRAHMA BREED HAS XYZ FEATURES, MAKING THIS CHICKEN INACCURATE!! 🤓", and they knew if you people didn't get your own way you'd scream and shit and cry until you did.

the chickens were fine, and i liked the variety in the names! now we're stuck with "red chicken", "blue chicken", "rooster", "silver chicken". like congratulations! you got your stupid minimalist aesthetic that you wanted, the fun tooltips are gone! you got your Scientifically Accurate chicken png!

how does it feel to be the worlds most specialist babies who harass staff until they get what they want?

you people INSISTING on scientifically accurate horseshit MUST be the result of a sad, monochromatic modern tiktok living room making a wish to be a real boy. jesus christ.

i'm probably overreacting, but it gets real old real fast when every update brings a bunch of whiny little nut-garglers out of the woodwork to sob about how inaccurate the dragon png game is.

#Drama #Rant #Cursing #Updates #Petty

[theoryandahalf]

Happy Premier Day to The Gargler!!

I can't wait for everyone to dunk on Santi in the chat!!

...which I have to miss because I have a JOB, istg.

#Matt said he's gonna troll him in chat and i'm so devastated to miss it #i hope everyone spams 83 xp in the chat #santi massa #food theory #santi food theory #team theorist #matpat

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

But my overwhelming goal is to the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the blue pill the off the blue pill the big blue pill the big blue pill the big blue pill the big blue pill the big blue pill the great blue pill the great blue pill the super blue pill the super blue pill the fucking blue pill the cock gargler big blue pill the bossmimi blue pill the hey i'm alive blue pill

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

The ball gargler

#he will do this for about 10 minutes at a time #instead of fetch or chewing #bee tag #dogs #plz exuse the mess