#genuinely so funny

[boag]

I love how Cheryl’s mom calls her “nightmare child” even later on in the show when they’re getting along

[snailsnfriends]

for people who want to "heal their inner child" a lot of them really hate kids

#genuinely so funny #snailtrail.txt

[smoshmonker]

ooh how about: single favorite 2005-2008 vid 👀

going to the mountains, going to the mountains! go go go go go go go go going to the mountaaaains 🎶

ask me stuff!

#smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #☀️🔍 #i don’t have the words to convey how much I love this dumbass video #it’s so stupid #AND YET. #if you haven’t seen this one please watch it #genuinely so funny #i also love that damn neighbor <333 #my post

[pastelrose-vivi]

The first episode of Til the End of the Moon is so fucking funny. The tone shift from the literal end of the world to pampered lady amnesia simulator? The constant talk about Tantai Jins evil bone? Li Susu finding Tantai Jin and immediately tells him to strangle her? Comedy gold

#genuinely so funny #till the end of the moon

[medusa1597]

btw work bestie (previously known as hotep bestie) was like you should study arabic academically and i was like to do what and he was like "CIA😐"

#he accidentally let out the country that he was from after keeping it a mystery as a bit and the way he stopped dead in his tracks.... #genuinely so funny

[foulbearobservation]

some girl just approached me randomly while I'm eating with my family and she was just like "your rizz is off the charts" like okay I'm getting great reviews from the lesbians but bad reviews from the teen boys so I think I've reached the pinnacle of fashion

#genuinely so funny #my dad was like ???? but my aunt who has a lesbian daughter was just like. yeah. that tracks

[beelily]

I love final fantasy 13 so much

#ff13 #ff xiii #fanart #my art #hope #lightning #their dynamic is sweet and also really fucking funny #lightning does backflips for ZERO reason except she can #and then she's like ugh hey 14 year old? ur kinda slowing me down ugh #genuinely so funny #I love her

[senselessconjuration]

Love how my cat also has the vampire autism and needs to be specifically invited onto my lap every single time.

#genuinely so funny #adopted her with her littermate #and sis does give af she’ll jump on whoever whenever #love how different they are #and how nyx acts more like me #and nox acts like my roommate

[wikipediafag]

my favorite comments on the death grips’ Guillotine video

#genuinely so funny #cant believe ts is like a decade old now #death grips #mc ride #music & musicians #said that

[leatherluxe]

Being on Tumblr right now is like being an archer in one of those medieval battlement windows shooting arrows at incoming armies. But instead of armies it’s Twitter users and instead of arrows it’s drawings of Benedict Cumberbatch being gay from 2012. 

#this is my favorite thing #genuinely so funny #twitter #tumblr #cringe

[robertsbarbie]

since I left my phone at home I told my coworkers to email me if they need me (since I’m the marketing lead I often work out of the direct office) AND YALL THE EMAILS THEY HAVE SENT ME

#genuinely so funny #eris: text

[subjectlambda]

Still thinking about The first Noel playing everytime somethings about to happen in the newest episode

#rick and morty #sanchez posting #rick and morty finale #genuinely so funny

[planet4546b]

i love going to the library on my way home from work. local bedraggled slightly damp guy is standing in the dvd section again

#pers #still like. Half in my uniform. in my work shoes. shirt visibily damp. like hi me again <3 #genuinely so funny

[musicalmixup]

Imagine being Beetlejuice and the first person that can see you in who knows how long is this suicidal snarky teen girl who won't stop faking you out into thinking she's gonna jump for real like can you imagine

#beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice #genuinely so funny

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one