Get so enraged because you lost the argument (rightfully so because this man is the most amazing dad)...that you uncontrollably drink his plasma...Girl, I- 😩
He only stopped by because Ge invited him over so He could teach her how to ride her bike.
Soon as he came into the house, Marguerite started flirting with him and he wasn't having it. Ge started making a mess, Eden woke up angry from her nap, and Egypt was fussing cause she's a gassy infant. Marguerite got angry because she was overwhelmed that house was now in shambles, so she picked a fight with Melo (mainly because he rejected her but of course she had to make it be about the kids). He won the argument and She was salty about it. So damn salty that She proceeded to get up out her chair and just drink his plasma. If she somehow manages to turn this man into a damn vampire, Imma lose my shit because that's not in the cards right now. 😩 I need them to stick to the plan for once. JUST. ONCE.
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Ppl will talk shit about lesbians having weird relationships to gender but every day 1000 tiktoks are made about how girlhood is some shit like getting bubbly feelings for a man and dressing up for him
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into the deep end - 29k T orufrey fic.
the sweet oblivion of the victim, the poisoned freedom of the other.
for one moment - it had felt like two parts returned - the needed reunion of two disparate halves. no more secrets, no more pain.
the moment you get to give back what you never wanted to take. that moment, under the night-blooming flowers, when they had both let out the same single broken sigh of relief.
but they were never whole to begin with, were they?
qifrey swore he wouldn't say 'sorry' to this man any more if he could help it - sorry is cheap now. he didn't want to be in a position ever again where you only have 'sorry' left. so he just looks down into the threads of his blanket, strains his eye until it hurts, feeling his insides - his throat, heart and head - burn with pain. he expects more, but olly says nothing.
olly says nothing.
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ik im a stoner and i love abusing substances as much as the next guy but i dont think watching people record themselves blowing smoke trying to be sexy will ever be anything but hilarious to me lmao. I am sorry. But there is no way to do that without looking like an idiot Especially when you're trying so hard to not choke. Embrace the ungrace of it
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i would be a / if i could i cant stand pronouns
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me to my parents after they say “we know” when i come out to them (in a few years) : so…how.
my parents : you listened to strawberry blonde by chloe moriondo in the shower. cmon.
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lol... all day ive been feeling this bone deep exhaustion and wondering why i cant motivate myself to do anything and i keep having to lay down but i realized. its the winter solstice. historically one of the worst days of the year for me every single year
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yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)
hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that
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