#gonna get cancelled for this but im funny so

[todayisafridaynight]

twitter tl talkin bout translation inconsistencies in IW and ima be honest the only translation error ill die mad bout is the fact they refused to let masato call ichi a pussy in the english dub of Y7

#snap chats #i am still miffed about it because it wouldve made me giggle because im FIVE #this truly and honestly my most controversial post i am prepared for my cancellation its been fun team #anyway only bringing this up cause apparently yoko mad a tweet addressing everyones misgivings about the translation differences #also i was rewatching masato clips because im perpetually ill #but yeah no its funny cause EEEEVVERYONE cross like even JP players Allegedly like it got me wanderin HOW diff it is #theres probably a convo to be had but im gonna take pride in my Dumb American status and just say i dont know japanese for piss #anywy i want this class to end so i can be an hour closer to playing IW again #im gon finish chapter 9 and THEN i can finally get back to dondoko ... i hope .... #unless theres ANOTHERRRR kiryu chapter .......

[bnuuys]

i love u aira tumblr i love u aira tumblr i love u so much aira tumblr

#ramblings #24 qrts on a poorly worded tweet in support of aira but still #literally hate him all u want but ur logic is flawed 😭👎 just know that #enstwt grow up challenge miserably failed #ALSO #SOMETHING RLY FUNNY but tragic is like #one of my oomfies is still getting canceled over their take in support of airaPs #AND MY ACC IS LITERALLY IN YHE SS FHAKDHAJDJJSDJJSHD #U CANT SEE MY USERNAME BUT ITS DEFINITELY ME #and good! i was right when i said i ignore enstars writing like my full time job #THEYRE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS RAGHHHHHH #can people. think a little more critically can people PLEASE start doing that #like if u get to be uncomfy and i DONT feel the same way i literally think thats okay #i consume my content critically! i know what im doing #we can coexist and do our own things on the internet instead of viewing this in such a black and white kinda way ! #this is literally so fucking stupid i cant breathe #im just gonna mind my business fr i hate my twt fyp SO MUCHDHDH I HATE THESE STUPID ASS 14 YEAR OKDS SO BAD #ok sorry #normal again bye

[warriorfujoshi]

angela… shes less like a blorbo and more like a best friend to me. a best friend who got cancelled for being toxic as hell but a best friend nonetheless … like ill always defend her idgaf.

edit: I forgot I have the perfect picture for this post

#like idk she’s done 109028101 crimes and is banned in 23 districts but she is my friend #(she glares at me) SHE IS MY FRIEND !!! #its funny bc in lobcorp I was baselessly like Angela’s my bestie (angela actively swinging a crowbar at the players head) #and now in ruina im like ANGELAAAA SHES MAKING FRIENDSSS #i cant help but feel like :/ hey thats MY bestie? roland? but also. SHES MAKING FRIENDS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #I stand with my cancelled bestie. #SEEING HER FUCKING BACKSTORY OVER RUINA IS LIKE OH MY GODDD I ACTUALLY DONT WANT TO FUCK THAT OLD MAN ANYMORE EVEN #LIKE U KNOW ITS SERIOUS. IM LIKE OK PEEPAW YOU WERE GAY CAN YOU BE A GOOD DAD #pills I took like 5 hours ago still feel like they’re stuck in my throat hello? get them outta there… #she’s just so crazy and I love seeing her be crazy but also babe we are getting you to THERAPY I PROMISE !!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #if she doesnt get her happy ending im actually gonna vomit

[dmumt]

train was suddenly terminated as we pulled into a station so we all had to get off and find another train towards london except all those trains are also cancelled and delayed so why don’t we all just kill ourselves

#it was already delayed by over an hour because of the signal failure but they were like don’t worry we’re taking a diverted route #so we’re still gonna get to kgx just late . and then as we were pulling into peterborough they suddenly said oh we’re not going any further #sorry xoxo like hello??? u couldn’t have said this a few minutes earlier??? so the whole train had to quickly get off and now everyone is #packed onto one thameslink service to london . thank god i have a seat #and i also managed to get a snack in between the trains because i am hungry 😭 #but fml seriously i was supposed to be home by now #british train system i wish you a serious die honestly why does this always happen #real jjong singing oh it’s a little bit funny . no it’s not . nothing to laugh about in my life #will i get my money back is the real question . how do i even process this refund is it a cancellation or a delay im killing myself #.txt

[lorephobic]

every single day i thank god that tumblr is not twitter ykwim

#it does scare me to circulate old quote unquote problematic shit #i dont believe there to rly be that many people out there trying to get bdubs canceled so its not even that im worried about that #mostly its just that people are annoying about it LOL #‘CAN U BELIEVE BDUBS SAID THIS’ yes actually i can. #its just like. if ur not gonna be chill and funny about it then why even post it like whats the point

[bumbleblurr]

I love tfa it's my favorite transformers show but also it sucks and I hate it

#i feel like theres always smth i go ''this couldve been done better I'm disappointed'' #bc i do get frustrated on things like bulk & bee being shoved to being the Silly Boys and the writers dont bother taking them as seriously #and how some stuff felt like didnt get as much time as they should have #though i cant rlly fault that too much on the writers since the show literally got cancelled #but i swear i do like this show it has charmimg characters and style and humor #and has one of the best human main cast protags do not @ me we all know sari is the best #i just love complaining thats my hobby im a hater #i wish there was a show that carried the vibes of tfa. but they do it better and fix most everything i dislike abt tfa akdhdjlfjfdljfkf #just give me better written bee & bulk and I'll be okay. also put more scrounge in the show /j #theres more stuff i have qualms with but i cant remember rn shruggies #fingers crossed for earthspark . i think this show has the potential to give me what i want (minus bulkhead but alas 💔) #earthspark. i see u making bee the mentor character. #can i please have a bumblebee taken seriously as a character & not just reduced to the kid appeal character pls pls pls big huge puppy eyes #AND HES SEEMS TO BE A FUNNY SILLY GUY AKIN TO TFA BEE yes!!! #like girl are u gonna give me everything i ever wanted from a canon bee characterization and if so can i kiss u passionately #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

[hearties-circus]

Trains, in person announcements and websites all so utterly fucked that we've just gone home

#gamer txt. #funny thing is i think the strikes have stopped #listen right 1st train. says it delayed by like 7 minutes thats fine ill wait #then says its delayed 4 minutes i go oh good! although its been about 4 minutes and its not here yet. still it must be close #its well past the time the board says the train is coming at and theres no train still #i check the board again and the train is gone. the 2nd train is listed as the first and mine is nowhere to be seen #2nd train comes in half an hour and id miss my connecting train if i got that not to mention be really late to school #mums too far away to pick me up and take me to the next station and stepdad wouldnt make it in time to catch my connecting train either #look up at the board again and now the 2nd train is cancelled next train is in an hour an 10 #my connecting train wouldve already arrived and left at the next station by now #then theres the real bullshit bc everwhere so far is unfortunately pretty standard #my first train arrives 20 minutes late no one can tell if its the first train or the 2nd one miraculously not cancelled? #ticket person comes out says its the first train says the 2nd train is cancelled bc it was stuck behind them right cool #says they dont know if this train is still gonna run or if its cancelled now. less cool #driver rushes out says they dont know either and heads right into the ticket office #we just wanna go sonewhere #announcement chimes saying that the train currently present is now cancelled #stepdad rocks up almost at the same exact time #he looked into my connecting train options says itd take me about 2 hours to get to school if i got them #so now we're home and im already done for the day #oh yeah and none of the websites show any delays or cancellations on them but who can be surprised anymore when they keep doing that

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

Ollie no don't eat Piko's eyes I don't think those can be replaced- Yeah basically if you're not a cryptonloid it's likely your creators just went Fuck Around And Find Out with you (also I really like the shitposts I think they're funny) -🌟

transcript in case nobody can read my shitty handwriting lol:

fukase: we can't order any more replacement parts b/c the number's no longer in service. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW. piko will never be able to watch anime again b/c of YOU.

oliver: oh, quit your bitching. i'll fix it, just give me a sec-

piko: ...

piko: my entire existence is a joke to you guys, isn't it?

#ask #i am so happy to hear you like my shitposts b/c there is going to be more of them LMAOOO #we lost power over here BAHAHAH (but not the building im in rn lol) and morning class got cancelled lollll #gonna use this time to get back to messages hakjdsnkgj #STARTING W/ THIS SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I REALLY WANTED TO ADD SMTHN STUPID SO HAKJK #oliver craves violence #also 'unless you're a cryptonloid' this is so funny to me personally b/c for my things not even cfm was ethical w/ their productions #but thats a whole sidenote thing whatever... again my ''''lore'''' isn't consistent at all #ollie the star anon

[shikai-the-storyteller]

PHIL TINA AND SYKKUNO CELEBRATING QUACKITY’S BIRTHDAY WITH HIM???

#BEST CASE SCENARIO IM SO FRICKIN HAPPY #I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMEONE CANCELLED ON YOU QUACKITY?? #I'm so hyped I wanna see him and Phil hanging out I am SO excited #I straight up forgot Phil was in Cali rn #LMFAO Quackity just said everyone's running late except for Tina RIPPPP #i talk #mcyt talk #''we have alcohol'' IS HE GONNA GET PHIL DRUNK??? #he did say he wanted to drink with Phil because Wil said Phil's a funny drunk

[theantiproduct]

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#everytime i open this app it looks completely different #anyways heres a lil update rant tired blabbering tags post cause why nottttt #so my health is shit and i have about 300 test to get done and i honestly am so stressed out over this that i cant even function #and u know whats funny about it all is i originally went to the doc to maybe get diagnosed with adhd and i was which duh but thennnn #the funniest thing happened #took the meds and i was actually feeling a lot better and more productive! who knew thats an option but then my dic was like #we should do an ekg just to make sure youre good to take these #so obviously my hr was super high which let to more tests and more experts and haha i cant do this anymore its exhausting #so i cant take my adhd meds and i have an appointment every other day for the next month #oh and btw when i was feeling better for like a week or two i started dating again cause why not! do not have enough going on atm #met this guy been on a few dates but its nothing really i guess right cause i cant get myself to kiss him even tho i want to #cause im so scared of intimacy and so scared of being vulnerable so he's probably gonna ditch soon cause why wouldn't he and #what am i doing trying to date when i have these issues #i just want something good yknow im so tired and i just need like a good cuddle #im gonna be visiting my brother in January after 3 years of not seeing him and the kids but thats obviously stressing me out too #cause covid and planes and big sad but idk we'll see if it wont get cancelled like my last trip did #good rant ty tumblr for not shutting down yet #personal #update i have an autoimmune disease and 300 more tests to do and pills to take #fun to be me

[localvoidcat]

I found a commonsense media review from my homophobic eleven year old arc

#THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT TO READ #IT WAS WRITTEN SO FORMALLY TOO BUT WHY DID I CENSOR THE WORD HELL #also if this post gets me cancelled im gonna find that so funny

[todayisafridaynight]

GORGEOUS case bro I've never seen one with a continuous design like that and the embossment itself is so tasteful... always happy to see Mr. Dunkulous too <3

ALSO AYO YOU WATCHED MONDAY? How was it? Either way you're almost done with the Sabu Tsutsumi catalogue then... that's epic... I'm glad you liked Destiny too, it really is such a cute movie

Also I'm pretty sure PS4 preloads are open too BUT I'm still salty Xbox gets it a day early </3

Its one of the first designs i ran into while looking up wallet cases LMAO lucky me me thinks…. Its very pretty <3 mr dunkulous here to stay and keep me company lest i totally lose my mind <3<3

AND I DID i mentioned so durin stream yesterday ! i REALLY loved it, sabu keeps putting ttm in terrible situations and it makes me giddy seeing him panic 🥰 AND DESTINY WAS ADORABLE it was so cute….. really wholesome and what my soul needed….

OH PS4 PRELOADS OPEN ? Ill check it out when i get home later……. Why does xbox get it a day early thats rude me thinks…..

#snap chats #cancelling a post i was gonna make to bitch in the tags of this one <3 #anyway on this day this monday we remember the words of our king ryuji goda #A Real Man Oughta Be A Little Stupid DO YALL WANNA KNOW HOW MAD I AM. #HOW I JUST SPENT A FRACTION OF MY FOOD MONEY ON A STUPID CARD #WHEN MY FUCKING ID WAS UNDEE MY TABLET. CAN YOU IMAGINE MY RAGE. MY ANGER. #I TORE UP MY ROOM ALL WEEKEND BUT NEVER THOUGHT TO CHECK UNDER MY FUCKIN TABLET #its a lilfunny….. im tryna make the most of it ok GODAMMIT IM SO MAD THO I CANT #$20 is like $5 in todays society everything is twenty fuckin dollars i cant live like this #at least my deadnames not on my id anymore… and it doesnt look like its falling apart ig… #STILL HAVE THIS TERRIBLE PHOTO AND ID RATHER BE DEADNAMES AND HAVE $20 THAN NOT HAVE $20 #NO ONE TALK TO ME ANYWAY kinda funny. hang on. #at least i dont have to get a new sticker… i just scalpe the old one from my oher card.. lol… knife came in handy… #was leaving to Waste Twenty Dollars when i ran into one of my roommate’s boyfriend for the ninth time this semester #and we both clamber into the elevator and he like ‘ive seen you a lot lol so uhh whats your name :)’ #and the struggle i had… do i say Aforementioned Dead Name do i say my Thinking Of Changing First Name do i say Last Name…. #the safe answer is always last name so thats what i did but god i floundered..i stared at him for a second longer than i shouldve #today sucks. at least i dont have a night class today… #i’d stream y0 but streams dont go well when i stream them at 5 #plus i have to work on a comm… ouugg lemme cap it here before i rant for thirty tags straight LMAO #anyway. love my new case. destiny was cute. angry jealous frog ttms funny and sad at the same time. monday made me giggle 🥴 #this was a good post to make while making sure my cars battery didnt die LMAO ok bye <3

[harryseyebrows]

i really think not experiencing romantic affection is starting to affect my overall mental health 😀

#like….am i just destined to live a life of solitude? #i guess i can deal with that but im not really gonna be happy about it #i was supposed to get coffee with a guy from bumble #and he’s postponed it like 4 times now #and i get the feeling he’s trying to cancel but not be a dick about it #but im not even really sold on the idea of meeting anyone at this particular time in my life #bc I can’t judge peoples intentions on these different apps #and as someone who used to be asked out as a joke #or for the purpose of pissing off another girl #bc it was such a ludicrous idea that the guys i knew would like me in that way #everyone was like ‘omg John likes HER?!’ #but the point was always that i was just a funny joke to make #so when I try to talk to people and put myself out there #that fear of not being in on the joke is always there #and i don’t want people to meet me in person and feel like they got catfished #im having a BLAST

[boimgfrog]

on the one hand i should probably try more to be a guiding example for my family on how to treat a disabled person respectfully. however it is EXTREMELY funny when my little cousin tries 2 give me new tics and so i wont be doing that actually

#im SUCH bad disabled rep i stg #i am so easygoing abt shit if its funny #im gonna be the reason this kid gets slapped one day #or cancelled on twitter #jay says a thing #tic mention #OR WHEN MY SISTER MSKES FUN OF ME #SHES SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SORRY #like i hope 2 god she never meets another person w tourettes bcos holy fuck BUT its funny as hell soooooo

[toastsnaffler]

does anyone have that post that's like "you're obsessed with the rotting corpse it's like your jungkook. embarrassing!!!"

#i need it for personal reasons #making myself a bingo sheet. this is a little mean but its not hurting anyone and itll be really really funny if im right #and my first priority is commitment to the bit. itll help me cope anyway inshallah 🙏 #good grief getting out of bed this morning was fucking difficult. just gotta stay strong thru work #meant to be watching a movie tonight but i think im gonna cancel bc there are other ppl going so i dont need to be there #and i dont rly feel like talking to them tbqh. altho ill leave it until this afternoon bc maybe ill feel like it then lmao #dont wanna burn thru my social battery on a friday when im gonna be social the next 4 consecutive days innit #anyway.... dont wanna miss my bus thatd be the last straw. at only half 7 💀 #.diaries

[qeyond]

me, severely no money: anyway im KEEPING both L nendoroid pre-orders and you'll have to pry them from my cold dead hands.

#qeyond sucks #me in october last year: well if i dont have money by then ill simply cancel one u w u #me this month: so anyway IGNORING that... #i need.... them... #listen i dont want to wait around till i have money and then have to spend $300+ just to get one again listen listen #anyway theyre gonna be nendo dolls and when i get money im gonna get cartoony face plates for one cuz its gonna be B of course #i dont want to just paint red eyes on one i really wanna get some funny dramatic faces cuz he would be that kinda guy ya know #me: b is severely obsessive and has problems he would kill a guy about and break his own bones in half if it meant catharsis #also me: hehe clown boy go beep beep make kissy face and be silly :3c