#good luck m8

[changing-my-username]

Me seeing that work is short staffed on my day off

#good luck m8

[aquarryinwales]

A SECOND TRANS ACTOR HAS HIT THE DOCTOR WHO MAIN STORYLINE! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

#if britain hates trans people WHY do we keep WINNING #good good luck to peter #go and smash it m8 #doctor who

[voidju1cebox]

don't put all your emotional stability in one non stable little silly character

#crying screaming throwing up #pleas pleas dont die little funky guy #wilbur soot #c!wilbur #dsmp #dsmp lore #dsmp wilbur #good luck m8s #it was good while it lasted #tommyinnit dsmp #c!tommy

[an-absolute-travesty]

Oz, the power is out… my phone… it’s at 33%. I’m cold. I can’t see… (the lights are out). If… if I don’t unthaw when the heater turns back on…. You can have my dabloons. My cat and I would want you to have them.

/j

I take these dabloons in my care with the upmost gentleness and put you out to thaw in front of my space heater

#good luck m8 hopefully your power comes back asap #it mightve already idk when you sent this ask exactly lol

[thyllly]

I think if one of my moots was covered in blood they’d calm down

#Not targeted at all #What makes you think that #/s #but m8 we got it #Um good luck on your blood search #(All of this is /j)

[batshit-auspol]

have we talked about the woolworths debacle yet?

Sigh.

Alright kids strap in, because the culture wars are back and stupider than ever.

So there are two characters you need to be familiar with in this story before we continue:

Woolies (i.e. Woolworths) - One of two supermarket chains in Australia. Not related to the giant Woolworths chain that used to exist overseas, other than the Aussie one swiped the name because the original forgot to trademark the name 'Woolworths' here. Biggest company in Aus, and also the biggest employer. Not a brand anyone with more than two braincells would pick a fight with.

Peter Dutton - Man with less than two braincells, and current leader of the political opposition in Australia. Best known for bearing a passing resemblance to a potato and once demanding that a homophobic song get played for balance when a football halftime show performed 'Same Love'. His reputation is so bad that if you told an Australian that Dutton's favorite pastime was drowning puppies, they probably would believe you.

And to prove our point, here's the best headline a friendly newspaper could come up with to try spin his image:

The third thing you need to know is that in Australia we have a national holiday called "Australia Day" which is basically a scheduled day for everyone to get into a giant argument.

This is because for the last 30ish years it has been held on the anniversary of the British claiming the land around Sydney as a colony which was:

a) More the founding of an English prison then the founding of Australia, and more importantly

b) from the perspective of the people who were already living here, kindof a very shit day

Now not everyone agrees on this, and even those that don't 'celebrate' will often still have a get together with friends, but it can't be denied that we've shifted a long way from the days when the country used to celebrate Australia Day by kitting ourselves out in Aussie flag budgie smugglers, drinking enough beer to drown Harold Holt, and partying like it's 1789.

(Now a brief break for a real photo of Peter Dutton at a press conference)

Good luck sleeping tonight. Anyway back to the story.

As a result of this shift away from the trend of showing your patriotism by wearing Australian flag underpants, this year Woolworths decided that they were no longer going to be rolling out their box of southern cross thongs - on the grounds that "this kitschy shit never sells" and they are far too busy with more important things like blaming price gouging on inflation and installing self-checkout machines that think your canvas bag is a crime against humanity.

Never a man to miss an opportunity to act like a massive twat, upon hearing that Woolies had dumped their flag merch, Peter Dutton rushed onto the airwaves to declare that Woolworths had "gone woke" (paging 4chan circa 2009) and called for the country to boycott the store, a story which Australia's media have gleefully put on loudhale for over a week now in order to drive outrage clicks.

We at this point remind you that Woolworths is a company which, as we previously mentioned, basically has a monopoly on selling food in this country. Not exactly something you can boycott.

(Another real Dutton photo break)

Needless to say Dutton's dumbass plan did not immediately put Woolies out of business, however the relentless media campaign by Rupert Murdoch's minions did result in a bunch of innocent low-wage floor staff being harrassed by The Dark Lord's fanboys and a few Woolies stores were graffitied.

Allegedly being the 'free market' guy, Dutton also kindof snookered himself by demanding the free market not decide the fate of Australia day, but logic was never one of his strong suits.

Anyway, in the end we're just going to keep having this dumb circular argument every year, fulled by a media who love fanning the flames, until a politician has the guts to shift the date to May 8 (pronounced m8), and everyone promptly forgets this was ever a thing.

All in all, that's the long and the short of it. As a final touch we'll leave you with this real tweet by Opposition Leader Peter Dutton, in all its batshit glory.

We look forward to the absolute dumpster fire of comments this post is going to generate - as is the Australia Day tradition.

#australia #auspol #batshit

[sar3nka]

How's the theythem irl friend who knows my url here doin

#if ur reading this m8. hows the knitting going. good luck also #i wont ask via messenger because! because because. hot girl shit

[teewritessmth]

# Instagram Au (21)

(Niko Omilana x f! reader)

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y/n.y/l/n A little BTS of @betasquad 's vid (plus my mayor snuggling and editing)

nikoomilana you said you were gonna get coffee with me :(

---gracieez too late m8 I took her away

---nikoomilana I'm gonna tell Harry Pinero that you're head over heels for him next time you say something this outrageous

---gracieez 😭

faithlouisak pretty girl 😘😘

---y/n.y/l/n u more mama

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nikoomilana she broke the skateboard (I literally don't care) now I'm taking her to jail (my arms)

y/n.y/l/n on the floor on the furniture up until the neighbors hear me

---kingkennytv LOST YOUR WHOLE MIND AND SOUL

---chunkz GO ON BAD GYAL

teewritesmth if a man said that to me I'd FOLD

ajshabeel how y'all go out tonight, we had back to back shoots?

---y/n.y/l/n I have my ways

harrypinero @gracieez I see u

---gracieez HARRY

---harrypinero this the only way we can hide, also call me soon I gotta ask u smth

---nikoomilana good luck grace

---gracieez gotta thank u for this one nik

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y/n.y/ln Y'all know the drill already, @camzandpolaroids got me covered with their sick cameras and amazing editing subscription. Use the link in my bio to get yourself an exclusive 45% off

nikoomilana loved taking pics of you

nikoomilana you are so breathtakingly beautiful

ajshabeel somebody tell niko to calm down in the comment section

tyla I miss you lovie 🥲❤

---y/n.y/l/n calling you right now

---nellarose add me to the call guys

---y/n.y/l/n aight bet bet

nikoomilana may I have the honor of sharing your bed

nikoomilana if life gave me lemons, I'd try to make lemonade for you

nikoomilana please give me a chance

---y/n.y/l/n 😭😭

ohnosharky not niko going rogue in the comments

#betasquad #betasquad x reader #betasquad imagines #betasquad imagine #niko omilana #sharky #chunkz #king kenny #ajshabeel #uk youtubers #niko omilana x reader #sharky x reader #aj shabeel x reader #chunkz x reader #king kenny x reader #niko omilana imagine #niko omilana x you #niko oneshot #niko #niko omilana smut #smau #social media au #au #insta au

[northern-loner]

She's tryna get to Federation superiors OVER Cucurucho goddamn

good luck if u survive that one, m8

#qsmp liveblog

[cup1d-cafe]

ive done the add oc to timeline before and omg it's taken over my life over 200k words good luck m8 🫡🫡

I meannnn... That's just over word Count of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 😏

Seriously tho, I'm proud of you for doing that though!

When I re write it, I will release the different seasons as different works, so that each episode is a chapter!

#ninjago #ninjago headcanons #ninjago oc #ninjago rewrite #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago jay #ninjago lloyd #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago zane #ninjago nya #ninjago morro #sensei wu #lord garmadon #sensei garmadon #yuki dragonfly

[finnitesimal]

okay i have no idea where to start looking, so as the crew appointed first mate of the pissa ship or whatever here is my situation:

i am a fic writer, and i am wondering if you know of any resources that break down missa's character and/or clips of him and phil (+chayanne) interacting? i wanna write things but i Do Not have the time to just go searching through vods to find information lol

p.s. your art is so wonderful, i hope you're doing well despite the lack of pissa content!

Halloooooo here's a first post for some favorite pissa moments I compiled, but there's definitely more that I missed

There's a very cool masterpost by @/lalahpaz that gives us his cubito's background before and during the qsmp

I do recommend just looking up the vods on YouTube and pulling up the auto translate yes it's a long once but I promise they're all very funny and you get an idea of how he interacts with the others! good luck m8 o7s

#augustanswers #in any case i wouldn't worry too much about people finding him ooc he's a multifaceted man #he's dramatic and impulsive and passionate and protective but also kind of a pussy he's talented and cool and a little stupid #thank u for your service m8

[just-lythecreator]

hey you dont know me and i just found a post of yours while researching but do you know anything about the loveball utmv roleplay? my friend and i are looking for info on it and there's really not much lol

Hey m8!

Fellow Loveball enjoyer innit

Well I actually got all the information about Loveball from @/comyet inkechoes tags (good luck finding it bc the post not appear when type the actual words, I happen to found it bc I have horrible Ink fixation while back and go through and read ALL the post.)

Some information still on #loveball2016 and some info of FRESHMAGEDDON XD

Wait, I FOUND ONE OF THE POST

No wonder why ya might haven’t found this yet because the original post were deleted!!!

I look through from CQ’s and found this dandy little post here, I’ll link ya to the reblog version of it

Probably this the most detail I found that I made my Loveball Errorink inspired comic (probably how ya found me connected to it)

Comyet go on so much detail as much as they can and it’s a bless to read. Drunk Ink and Kazoo is amazing

Hope this helps!!!

#out of topic but I am a firm believer that FRESHMAGEDDON will happen in Underverse at one point #that’s why Jakei want to animate the end so much it’s the only way- #ly’s talk #UTMV ​loveball #im not gonna put in that tag so it still persevere the originals #ly rambles

[the-arcade-doctor]

HELLO !! I SEE YOU HAVES A SISTER NOW CONGRATS CONGRATS TO HER WOO!! And good morning best of lucks m8

YEAH!!!!!!

[n0phis]

GOOD LUCK ON UR G!! <- fellow ontarian

TYY M8! time 2 triangulate ur exact location n see if ur an irl or a future irl :)

#tham talks #sorry my demons #i see another ontarian in this fucking backroads country (tumblr) and immediately think about how i could drive 2 them

[idprobablyjustdrinkthattoo]

sorry m8 some people were trying to rescue you but then a Creature came for them and now they're going to a hospital where a living doll might fistfight a cuppa idk and someone might start matching you in the missing-eye territory and also. Apoller

so uh. good luck don't die

[[Tpm didn’t hear a single word of that. The sword disappeared, his hand trembling as Vee fell to the floor. He stepped back and quickly slammed the door shut, tears welling up and a twisting pain in his chest.]]

[shukakumoodboard]

so whose board are you mooding?

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