#gws asks

[xiaonesis]

"A hero will sacrifice you to save the world but a villain will sacrifice the world to save you" but GWS bachelors??

Oh anon, you just had to do this didn't you? This is gonna cause such a riot amongst the readers with how divisive the answers are.

But without any hesitation I have split the GWS bachelors (and other characters) into the following groups.

Will sacrifice you to save the world: KUROO, Ushijima, Goshiki, Akaashi, Atsumu (if it is for the foxes but leans strongly into the die trying to save both category)

Will sacrifice the world to save you: OIKAWA, BOKUTO, Suna, Osamu, Daichi

Will die trying to save both: Kita, ATSUMU, Iwaizumi, Kawanishi, Terushima, Kenma

#gws #gws asks #anon #asks #haikyuu x reader

[imthebadguyyy]

how have you been? I hope everything has been ok!

hello!! I've been alright, thriving in my work and all but down with a horrendous flu/viral thats rampant all over the city :( fever cough cold all the usual but feels a 100x worse :((

haven't been able to sleep and am wrecked with the worst body pain ever but I'm managing to get by.. thank you for your ask darling!!

hope everything's been alright with you too xoxo inbox is always open for a chat!! 🩷🩷

#asks #imthebadguyyyasks #gws asks

[akq96618]

Imagine Gira's son inherits his dad's "EH?" reaction. Two confused red pandas in the same room X"D

Uncle Yanma or Rita-san probably fighting the urgent to pinch the smaller red panda's cheeks

BEHOLD!!!!! DOUBLE RED PANDA!!!

really tempted to draw gira with ponytail bcs of @cows-quack 's art ;;;-;;;; now i'm dying bcs I REALLY WANNA SEE HIM WITH LONG HAIR AND PONYTAIL GRRRGGGGHHGHF-

#one possible name for him is selen from selenopidae #but i still have to think about it #maybe one day on separated post along with more info...one day...nobody knows.. #he call's gira by toto and papa for jera #i found abt a lil kid calling their dad toto like shorts for otou-san and i think it's cute #yes yanma no swearing in front of the kids #king ohger #giramie #my art #rkgk #ask akq #um maybe #king ohger oc #gw gatau siapa yg hamil disini #probably jera can lay eggs

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

no greater loss than this stupid uptight refusal to let HH characters swear. Guilliman just losing it and smashing a desk in half with one almighty FUCK when he hears about Calth, Lorgar rasping a 'suck a dick' through paralyzed teeth while kneeling at Monarchia, Rogal standing atop his walls and shouting FUCK! THEM! UUUUUP! to the cheering defenders.

The fact that Khârn is never afforded the ability to call Erebus a cunt is extremely saddening

#GW be like noooo no swears #swears are baaaaad #then have people get melted by chemical weapons while daemons frolic in the background #ask

[gaywatch]

As a fellow queer Youtuber, do you have any thoughts about the James Somerton situation?

Context: James Somerton (a queer guy who critiqued queer media on Youtube apparently? don't know how I've never heard of him) was recently exposed for basically all of his video essays being plagiarized, though I don't know who he stole from. He has over 300k subs on Youtube, and who knows how many patrons he had before having to close his Patreon.

Turns out I have plenty of thoughts because I just deleted at least five tangential essays in this answer. But basically:

-It's always wild to see people living my specific dream blow it by being trashbags.

-It's frustrating for us small-timers to watch people cheat their way ahead, but great to see when they're finally exposed.

-If he was just gonna steal shit he could've done the 'best of reddit as read by an automated voice' like everyone else but leave it to us gays to add flourish to the grift.

-In light of losing a big voice in this area, go find and empower smaller ones!

#GW Asks #James Somerton

[dmclemblems]

“Claude in Hopes is exactly the same way he is in Houses! He’s always been like that and has the same feelings/morals!”

Claude in GW/Hopes:

Claude, literally, in Houses:

Let that speak for the fact that Claude was written with a 180 characterization in Hopes.

Claude wants peace and to bring everyone together; not to tear them further apart. That is his character.

#I’m still in the middle of answering this ask I got but yeah #even Edelgard noticed Claude really loves bringing ppl together in WC #when she says ''you really value that sort of thing don't you'' after the Eagle/Lion (+Deer >.> ) battle #like if Claude's goal was to destroy Fodlan and just leave a mess of it A+++ you did an astounding show stopping brilliantly done job #if your goal was peace well you fucked that up pretty good buddy #in Hopes too like he's literally arguing with Lorenz about it while Lorenz is like ??? bruh wtf ??? #literally who cares what some politicians did 300 years ago certainly not Houses Claude #in fact Claude said fuck our history sideways with a cactus let's make peace and be friends #AND he got the approval from the whole roundtable and that's all we know on the topic bc it's all we needed to know #versus in GW where it's explicitly stated that it took some doing for them to allow Claude to be king #meaning the roundtable was not up for what he was suggesting and needed to be convinced #they needed it enough that Lorenz pointed it out to everyone and from a narrative standpoint #AM Claude doesn't need to say how the meeting went and all we need to know is that it worked out #but in GW it's told to us that the meeting was very long and it took some doing for them to trust Claude's judgment #the meeting is presented in a more uncertain light with how the lords felt abt it whereas in AM #it's not told to us how things went bc it's not important. a negative aspect (i.e. the roundtable not being able to come to an agreement) #is an important thing to note and if there was any negative aspect of it in AM they would've put it in there #meaning the roundtable trusts AM Claude's judgment enough when he tells them he wants to put their two nations together again #idk how else to explain that so I hope you get what I mean lol #I just find it completely baffling that people actually say both Claudes are the same person and that he was always like how he is in Hopes #like you can like his character in Hopes and enjoy that portrayal of him but at least admit he's written differently you know? #I hate when I see people say that Claude fans didn't understand his character in Houses at all bc they don't like him in Hopes #when you have literal staunch polar opposite sentences coming out of his mouth in these two scenes #the Claude we get in AM is the same Claude - the same person at his core - as he is in VW and all the routes #Houses Claude does not blame whatever the fuck Leicester and Faerghus did 300 years ago on the people living in their present #he also doesn't blame Dimitri or anyone else presently in power for Daphnel #GW Claude there is just grasping at unimportant and insignificant straws to justify his invasion #pretty sure AM Claude would be like ''hey dimi lemme borrow failnaught back real quick'' and smack GW Claude with it #then kindly hand it back to Dimi and smile and wave

[fiddles-ifs]

What classical paintings would you assign the ROs?

PANDORAS BOX PANDORAS BOX PANDORAS BOX. Being really normal about this ask thank u

Bautista: Pietá by William-Adolphe Bougureau (1876)

Nazeri: The Leopard Hunt — Paul de Vos

Devin: Judith Slaying Holofernes — Artemesia Gentileschi (c. 1612-1613)

Trace: The Last Judgement (middle triptych) — Hieronemous Bosch

#greenasks #interesting question bc I’m using various definitions of the term classical here #most of these are baroque #except for the last judgement bc we just don’t really know when that was painted for sure #Bautista in particular gives me feelings. #are they christ are they our lady of sorrows or are they the mourners #and is Devin Judith Holofernes or the maid #only you can decide #also just a heads up whenever people send me these asks but don’t specify which ROs #I’m going to default to gw for time and consistency #the paintings I would assign the tkp and erinys ROs are different beasts

[the-moon-cycle]

i hate when the voices tell me to give in to my long suppressed queer romantic desires smh 😒

- ✒️

#chonny jash #cjgw #cj gw #cj gothicwhore #cj gothic lit #the mr hyde jive #the ballad of dr jekyll #ask to tag #// whole (he/him) ✒️

[xiaonesis]

idk if you've confirmed this yet, buut I had a thought.

you mentioned somewhere that if mc took a few pictures of hyquile or any of the alt boys with her phone it would still be there when she goes back to her world.

armed with this knowledge, what if the boys somehow found the pics? what would happen??

the brain worms are going and I am thinking about it

-💜

unless MC explains to them what's going on, they'd probably think she has been ignoring her health in favor of spending time on Photoshop

#gws asks #asks #💜anon

[imthebadguyyy]

also you don’t sound like a victim don’t feel bad! I hope you’re feeling better soon!

awww thank you!! 🥺🥺 needed to hear that. been feeling awful lately and thank you so much, i hope i feel better soon too 🩷🩷 love and hugs 🤗

#asks #imthebadguyyy #imthebadguyyyasks #gws asks

[majunju]

what are ur top mobile games

fgo gbf (doesn’t rly count but close) and hsr atm

#asks #on that gw grind (dies)

[synthshenanigans]

she encore on my monster till i mash

#im really tired im sorry #im in a weird mood/mental state okay dont ask #chonny jash #cjgw #cj gw #cj gothic lit

[decaydanceredacted]

don't know why but i'm think about frank/gerard/ryan

maybe it's not entirely consensual. ryan, 17, somehow meets his idols — frank, 23, and gerard, 27 — and they treat him so so nicely. they fuck him so gently. 

maybe it's not entirely consensual. the first time they fucked, ryan was 16 and he was practically begging (or at least, that's what frank tells him later). the second time he was sleeping and woke up with gerard up his ass and frank in his mouth. he tried to break free, but gerard held his hands in place. he can't count how many times he's been fucked since then.

maybe it's not entirely consensual. ryan finds it normal. sure, he's 17, but he'll be 18 soon! and frank + gerard never make him sore in the morning. they've gagged him and restrained his hands, but they haven't /really/ hurt him. 

maybe it's not entirely consensual, but ryan can't remember ever saying no.

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#cnc tag #<- ask to tag w/ other stuff #rr #fi #gw #fi + gw #fi + rr #gw + rr #fi + gw + rr #co signed because that was some real shit you just said

[gaywatch]

big news- all seasons of Black Sails is on Netflix now

OOOOOO maybe I can finally swing a reaction soon

#GW Asks #Black Sails #And at this point I could just rewatch season one #I don't remember aaaaanything from when I watched it a few years back

[randomnameless]

what do you think would realistically edelgerd's fate post AG?

We know Doylist wise she was Supreme Puppet'd to have her, somehow, survive (when we know how she reacts to military defeat in AM!) and removing all of her agency - Supreme Puppet was Puppet'd, so she cannot be hold accountable for what she did as Lobotogard, or with her regressed state, cannot be accountable the things she did with her mind intact.

I've already ranted about this special plot device to make sure the waifu escapes the axe and its sexist undertones, but damn if thinking about it to this day pisses me to no ends.

Faced with Regressed!Leader, Dimitri dgaf and moves on (or rather, away from her, reminiscing of AM - he has other things to do than to linger on his relationship with Supreme Leader).

I'd say -

Dimtri dgaf and leaves her to her own devices (which would be a nod to the "parley"? Now that Supreme Leader became one of the "weaks" what is she going to do? Bootstraps or rely on a support system she so much decried?) and move to Enbarr to put an end to the War.

But thinking in more serious terms?

His bannermen, friends and people wouldn't settle for anything else than Supreme Leader's death (maybe not on the gates on Enbarr?). She's the one who started this war and had so many people killed in her imperialist bid, so the only way Supreme Leader escapes death is with the Church.

Now, Supreme Puppet'd by Thales and maybe acknowledging Supreme Leader's second crust, Rhea might be more partial to her - she had been used as a plaything by Agarthans (hopefully she developped her racist tendencies after the experiments?) - and could see her as a victim.

On the other hand, she did start this war, and had more agency than expected given how she petitionned the CoS to war against the Agarthans who infiltrated her Empire - and yet, she still launched her attack on the monastery of her own free will.

Rhea is a compassionate person (Yuri still exists even after killing her knights!) so I think, with all things considered - Supreme Leader's status as a victim of Agarthans, Supreme Puppet and Lobotogard, but also, the war she declared and planned, sacking Garreg Mach, attacking the CoS both spiritually (the Southern Church thing was meant to be a direct "contradiction?" to what she preaches?) and martially, and MAGA > Peace - I'd say Rhea'd agree on not killing Supreme Leader, but at the only condition that she remains with the CoS, in something like her sentence will be to rebuild what she destroyed and mend the wounds she caused so that she might have a different outlook on Fodlan and its people (aka, not going all "i don't mind sacrificing them to reach my goals") when she will remember what she did/who she was, and/or will not become the same "tyrant" she was when she will "grow up" (mentally speaking?).

But that's at the only condition that she never gets to rule anything ever again or hold any kind of political power returning to Adrestia/Enbarr - if those conditions aren't met, she will be executed.

(and maybe to appease the people she's now supposed to work with, Rhea will lend her some old bottle of hairdye, maybe people will not see her as the former emperor who bled the continent for her whims, but as someone who is living a new life)

Rhea might thus "request custody" of Supreme Puppet and while the Kingdom might want her dead, the Church, as the main victim of the war, can have the last say (besides Dimitri might be relieved that Supreme Leader will not be executed), however, the Church asks to everyone present to tell their people that the "Supreme Leader who declared this war of unification died and is no more", maybe taking her crown and Aymr away, as proof she's "dead".

It sounds a bit too merciful coming from Rhea, when we see her in Tru Piss and with her history as Seiros the Warrior - but post!AG!Rhea imo is in a different mood, first of all, with Thales gone there are no people who will target Nabateans because of their race (so no genocide PTSD anymore?) and/or try to make new relics, and unlike the events of FE16, Rhea spent the last few years living with humans who demonstrated they could be trustworthy and actually helped her when she was in need (tfw Rhea doesn't know about Dimitro).

I can see her having more faith in humans and a future in Fodlan for everyone post!AG, as Dimitri and the Kingdom people seem to be trustworthy, than in FE16 when all of the events we play through in WC are basically triggering her genocide trauma (people hunting bones and crest stones, killing Jerry, turning her beloved wards in demonic beasts, some people targeting her for no plausible reason (unless the Western Church knew she had pointy ears?), Hresvelg becoming the new Nemesis, etc...)

That being said...

If Clout tries, during the epilogue, to take a shot at Rhea - when people are celebrating the end of the war - I cannot see things not turning sour for him.

Granted, if you want realism, Clout and GW cannot function because they expect the people involved to be completely stupid, but for this AU's sake, let's say Clout and Dimitro had their heart to heart in Zahrofl, he holds her at Failnaught range and demands her death/resignation/removal of her church.

If he shots and kills her (because Rhea would have dropped her guard, thinking she is surrounded by allies!), I cannot see anyone/anything preventing Claude from being dismembered/slaughtered in the seconds after Rhea's death - not even Dimitro because, hey, Clout said he will accept the consequences of his actions to "change" Fodlan, right? - by Church forces, Kingdom forces and, if we want to push the realism card, even Alliance forces (why the fuck did he do that? Maybe it's a weird doppelganger like those dark mages use! Or Erwin will behead him himself - sure this guy did that, but he doesn't represent the Alliance!).

In the chaos and confusion following Rhea's death, Supreme Leader is executed ("if she never started her war, nothing like this would have ever happened") and Fodlan is fucked when Sothis eventually pops up.

If Clout only holds Rhea at "Failnaught range" and she wonders wtf and asks him to explain - while the entire host of people from, again, the Kingdom, the CoS and KoS, the former BL and maybe some peeps from the GD and Leicester are there - Clout gives his bonker

"Who steals your freedom and gives you an endless list of duties and obligations simply because you have a Crest? Who forces you and your friends into a bunch of unwanted marriages and positions of power? The church even forbids any official contact with outside regions! Not exactly great for Faerghus, right? Being as close to Sreng and Albinea as you are."

reasons, Rhea's first reaction might be to crush him (because now she's on guard!) but if Dimitro says this is not a matter partaining to Faerghus and would rather stay aside (which would throw a wrench in Rhea's previous belief that humanity can be trusted again!) the CoS/Kos, Kingdom and Alliance people might just call crap and bullshit and debunk his baseless accusations (rekindling Rhea's faith in people and Fodlan?) from Annette telling him that they already trade with Albinea, Duscur generals and even Dedue telling him they witnessed the Church helping them regardless of their place of birth, Ingrid saying that her marriage to Glenn had not be organised or planned by the Church, but out of the affection they both had for each other and Ashe telling him those obligations and duties he seems to resent don't exist because he has a crest, but out of a genuine desire to help people.

Maybe we can add Judith wondering wtf is going on with Clout-boy, has he forgotten people get responsabilities and duties because they want them or because Nobility exists well beyond Fodlan's borders? "And I thought you had more common sense than this!"

A Goneril bannerman/loldier might add that the Archbishop asked them to treat Almyran as something else than nuisances and parasites when she came to visit and left with an Almyran kid in tow, but hey - they always attack them for no reason and create strife in Goneril for no reason, haven't they attacked just before the Academy closed?

Basically everyone debunking his claims, Clout realising that said claims were sprouted from his ass so he gets some tissue and wipes it clean.

Clout then relents (tfw no allies to support him) and the Alliance's roundtable finally vote to elect a branch member of the Riegan fam as head of the House - Clout leaves Failnaught and departs "somewhere far away".

(maybe he returns as Almyra's King later on, or as a crown prince, with a treaty/offer of peace, wishing for prosperity between the two lands).

-> all jokes aside and in a more serious setting, even with Dimitro not outwardly condemning him, Clout's course of action would be frowned upon by every party - Alliance included - and depending on his involvment, Dimitro himself might be challenged by his vassals/friends "Sure it's not about Faerghus' safety, but are we really going to let this guy target and ice and bring more chaos by eliminating our ally - who repaid our hospitality with kindness and supported our war efforts - when the Alliance refused to assist us when the Empire swore to Make Adrestia Great Again and warred against us?"

Granted, in this more serious setting, Dimitro doesn't exist because the plot doesn't bend backwards to accomodate Clout so...

Even if Clout doesn't try to ice Rhea asap and waits maybe 8 months after GM's recovery and the end of the war, I cannot see the Lords of the Alliance - when they can try to do "business as usual" with the former Adrestia lands - endorse a military campaing against the Church to, uh, decalcify Fodlan's current order to put YOLO in place. Clout suggesting this is basically handing to Erwin/anyone reason enough to depose him from his seat as Riegan's representative (the alliance has more to win with rebuilding Adrestia/Fodlan than to wage a pointless war that will alienate everyone and leave their backs open to an Almyran attack), and he either runs away to Almyra or dies in a pointless attempt to start a civil war/rebellion to garner troops to target the Church.

For sure this looks like an ideal "and everything ends good AU!" but in a more serious setting, where people have common sense and don't suddenly hold idiot plot balls to make sure Clout seems to have a point... his POV doesn't hold under scrutiny and no one can normally follow him, unless they have another agenda (Make Leicester Great Again?)

#anon #replies #3 nopes #tbh if you want a serious setting in Nopes #erase GW from the plot #while I can see an alliance with Adrestia I can't see the Federation existing without serious civil unrest in Leicester #we bow to no king and no emperor cannot be overthrown in one night by Clout who listened to Barney #in b4 Supreme Leader when she recovers her memories still want to throw a continental war to unify the world #it will depend on how far in MAGA + lizards bad Supreme Leader was before the experiments #Rhea's anger at Supreme Leader is qualmed in this AG AU bcs she realises Supreme Leader was puppet'd by Agarthans #and yet actions have consequences #let her heal and help the ones she maimed #what happens in Adrestia though? I guess it's under Faerghus' jurisdiction #and it either becomes a hell hole or is a temporary hell hole until some random becomes Emperor or tris to make a government #maybe a republic? Even if we know how they end in the FE verse... #sorry anon i disgressed on clout when you asked about supreme puppet but #they go hand in hand in this game #and i happened on a fanfic i'm not fond of so here goes