#hamocrap

[peanutseagle]

c'mon it's obvious

#spy x family #sxf #damianya #anya x damian #hamocrap #in a way

[peanutseagle]

happy booping lads

#boop #booping #booping 2024 #hamocrap #april fools #april first #april fools day

[peanutseagle]

your fanart became real how do you feel

REALLY FUCKING GOOD AND THE REST OF THE CHAPTER WAS EVEN BETTER OHHHH MYGOD YAAAAAL AAASWD)EW(FIGRJI A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

#hamocrap #<3 #sxf spoilers #spy x family spoilers

[peanutseagle]

me and my friends on a daily basis

#i be watching him cracking the most silly dad joke ever and im SWOONING. meanwhile my friends are questioning my sanity #ive lost it months ago 😔 #anyway he's cringe (affectionate) #but they view him as cringe (derogatory) #hamocrap #sketch #shit art #crush saga

[peanutseagle]

"It'll be over before I know it", I told myself. "It's just a phase. I bet my infatuation with him would resolve the moment he gets a shitty haircut."

The day came. He got a buzz cut. He used to have the most fluffy, beautiful, messy hair in the world. And he decided to get a fucking buzz cut.

That was supposed to be the end. The moment for me to step back into reality at last and say "Hey, I think it's finally over."

But it wasn't. I still loved him. Not a thing changed. He might look like a shorn sheep now, but he's still my dumbass 6 days older academic rival who is obsessed with movies. His grin is still the same stupid honey-pancake-horse-grin that reaches his eyes. Oh, how I wish it would only reach his oculi, not my heart. How I wish his laugh, similar to that of a chicken infected with the flu, wouldn't lift my mood up immediately. How I wish I wouldn't notice and remember every single tiny detail about him.

But oh, a girl can only wish.

#what the fuck #this was not supposed to sound poetic in ANY way i just wanted to give an unprompted life update #oh well #it is what it is #hamocrap #crush saga

[peanutseagle]

DAMN CLIFFHANGER AAAUURGHHHH

#NAAAAURRRR #ENDO WHYYY #spy x family #Loid forger #sxf #yuri briar #2 weeks. 2 more weeks. I can do this. #hamocrap

[peanutseagle]

The only way Damien is asking Anya to the prom is if Becky tells him a "rumor" (she made it up) that someone else is going to ask Anya at a specific time so he'd have to move fast to get her first.

Even then he'd stumble through the whole thing.

I WHOLE HEARTLY AGREE

i bet he'd be such a looser he'll just. write the question on a piece of paper and shove it into anya's peanut bag.

She'll probs accidentally munch on it alongside the peanuts BYHSHS and then throw it into the trash can (without reading it) like "ew how did paper get in here. disgustang"

#hamocrap #damianya #ask #spy x family #look i love my son damian bUT #this would be so funny #JXHSHSHS #...i might draw this 👀

[peanutseagle]

no because i see someone just liked like. 160+ posts/reblogs on my blog in a row and it's just. so sweet? someone's enjoying themselves looking at my shit!!! oh my god,,

#hamocrap

[peanutseagle]

i'm opening requests again 🫡 but PLEASE read this before sending in anything:

I'm a high school student drawing as a hobby. i've got exams, extra curricular activities, responsibilities and a life outside the internet. keep that in mind

no nsfw, heavy gore, offending stuff whatsoever

otherwise? i accept everything and anything, don't limit yourself to spy x family lmao

i will not be doing each and every request. i'll choose whatever i like and think i'm capable of

requests may take from a few hours to multiple years, i don't know. i've got a packed shedule

drink water IMMEDIATELY after sending in the ask. your request will turn invalid otherwise. stay hydrated my friend

#hamocrap

[peanutseagle]

i don't follow you you don't follow me but we're forever tied together by the 7 posts i reblogged while stalking your acc

#hamocrap

[peanutseagle]

Aight, here's the end of my infamous crush saga:

So. For Valentine's I got him a gift: a typed out letter, some cookies, and a heart in his favourite colour with his initial I crocheted.

The thing is, I wanted to do it anonymously, and getting the box into his backpack when no one's looking is just too risky, you know?

So I thought hey, why not give it to his mom?

I met her like, twice. But she seemed really nice and I trusted her that she wouldn't tell him.

So during free period, I handed the box to her, told her not to tell him it's from me, and she agreed happily.

2 days later. I get a message from him.

Which itself is shocking enough.

Turns out, he found out it's from me. Don't know if his mom told him or if I'm just too obvious, but he did. He thanked me for the cookies and the letter, said it was probably one of the nicest things he ever read. He said he also found it really courageous of me, and that he wouldn't be able to do the same.

And then went to the main point:

He doesn't like me back.

But he said it so respectfully. He explained that there's a girl who's currently on a year long exchange programm in the USA who shares the romantic feelings he holds for her. They already planned ahead what they wanna do when she gets back and all.

He apologised. He said he hopes we can still get along well as classmates.

He also texted my friend, apologising to her for treating me like a jerk, which he didn't.

I kind of wish he did, though. Then it'd be easier to get over him and all. But when he's rejecting me so kindly, so respectfully? It doesn't lessen the feelings I hold for him. It just makes it worse, actually.

Thing is, I never expected, never wanted to get into a relationship with him or whatever. Not like this at least, not now, not here. All I wanted was to spark a little joy in his life, I guess.

And I did, so I feel accomplished.

And I replied just like that.

I'm glad it's happening now, so I can get over him faster. I haven't cried over it, not yet at least, sometimes it just takes time for a shock to actually settle in. But I don't feel like it's the end of the world either. It's an opportunity for me to start over, to get my shit back together.

I thought these feelings would last forever, but I think, like this, life would be better.

#idk writing this helped me process that crap JDJYHSJS #oh well! now i am officially an actual highschool girl with heartbreak and all i guess? #idk but i think it's a good thing this happened. it's natural. it's okay #life goes on and so will i :] #hamocrap #crush saga

[peanutseagle]

don't you love it when instagram suspends your account out of nowhere

EDIT: ITS BACK!! I CAN USE IT AGAIN!! YAY

#since yesterday. #funfact i joined insta on february 9th 2023 #ig insta just wants to celebrate my 1 year anniversary with suspension 🥰 hell yeah girlie pop #how about the delete ACTUAL BOTS instead HM #hamocrap

[peanutseagle]

Loid looking off into space as he learns Anya earned 3 tonitros Bolts during orientation because she shot Damian in the leg while the teacher wasnt looking. Damian somehow still develops a crush on her

Not to mention the whole „very normal family“ facade shattering because. Why the fuck. Does that kid have a pistol with a silencer???

But who knows. Maybe the all mighty liar loid forger will find a good cover story JDHSHSSH.

and ofc, damian aint nothing if not a simp <3 and what lovestory does not start with a shot in the leg?? Smh

#hamocrap #asks #damianya #spy x family

[peanutseagle]

guys im sorry i swear i'll post soon but the infatuation with my classmate has taken over my hands

#he is neither aware of my online presence nor tumblrs exsistence #so i could theoretically post the drawings i made of him #bUT i aint taking that risk #if you REALLY wanna see tho just message me lol 🫡 #hamocrap #crush saga

[peanutseagle]

An anonymous ask about anything: what's your favourite fruit? If you could shapeshift, what would you change into? What are you most looking forward to in sxf?

anon i am kissing your forehead as we speak

i LOVE grapes & we actually have a grapes tree in our garden

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'd change shapeshift into your mom an orange cat. because. yeah

apart from damianya becoming canon i am SO looking forward to anya's backstory. and the twiyor identity reveal. and the desmond backstory. and everything else actually i love sxf

#hamocrap #asks

[peanutseagle]

real ones know i drew shirtless donovan today

#hamocrap #if you wang to see........ dm me