#handyman wanted

[handymanmobilealabama]

#handyman in Bay Minette #family handyman alabama #Handyman Service in Alabama #local handyman #carpenter service #handyman wanted #handyman needed #handyman electrician #Handyman in Alabama #handyman carpenter #handyman plumbing #licensed handyman #drywall and paint services #handyman nearby #Window installation #Flooring installation #Roofing installation and repair

[threestripeslider]

okay everyone and their mother knows that OMO!Leonardo and MNMC!Leon are the Peepaw Multiverses most annoying Bestie-Worstie Duo; now i propose WMAS!Leo and OMO!Leonardo are the DIY Duo but with a very, very skewed power scale as in OMO!Leonardo knows how to fix a leaking faucet and faulty toilet, meanwhile WMAS!Leo just builds a whole fucking shed for pure fun but wrecks the washing machine by accidentally leaving a wrench in the drum when he turns it on to test it.

#turtle files: shitpost #omo files: shitpost #wmas #we'll meet again soon #pls dont take this seriously im just still laughing over chiangy's posts #is omo!leonardo actually a good handyman? idk i aint there yet #i'd imagine he picked up a lot of useful stuff #he'll probably have the kids help him bc one arm and also wanting to teach them useful life skills #leonardo: how is that only donnie knows how to change a damn tire

[its3amandiamverytired]

been blessed with the vision of line-cook!shauna and waitress!jackie and now i cant let it go

#joined by bartenders nat and travis #line-cook javi #owner lottie #hostess mari #waitress lottie lee #misty works at the flower stall down the road #resident handyman van #manager tai who does NOT want to be there #coach scott is sad-patron who's bf just broke up with him #do you see the vision?? #jackieshauna

[faline-cat444]

Bigsy week

#Mieruko Chan #Dark Gathering #Magical Girl Incident #The Horizon #Sailor Moon #Monthly Girls Nozaki Kun #I Want To Be a Receptionist in the Magical World #The Do Over Damsel Conquers the Dragon Emperor #Handyman Saitou in Another World #The Executioner and Her Way of Life #So What's Wrong With Being Reborn as a Goblin? #Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop #The Devil is a Part Timer #i've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level #The Essence of Being a Muse #The Deer King #The Beginning After the End #Spirits and Cat Ears #Apparently Disillusioned Adventurers Will Save the World

[unexpectedbrickattack]

more intimidating peppino please. more butcher knife peppino!!! more heavy weight boxer arms peppino PLEASE. FATSTRONG SHOTPUT/HIGHLAND GAMES PEPPINO PLEASE!!! legs like tree trunks!!!

You

#answered #// #/// #//// #///// #peppino #YOURE RIGHT THO #i still havent drawn him like #more realistic; i still draw him stylized #but he is supposed to give off these vibes #im still debating if i want him to have equally muscular tree trunk legs to match his arms #but i think i like it mostly fat #VERY strong thick thighs that look soft #please also consider #i havent drawn it yet but I think hes a very good handyman #he does basically all the repairs around the shop #partially bc he literally couldnt afford to hire people to fix shit #but also bc keeping ur hands busy is a good thing #do what u will with this information #okay i am so fucking seepy gn yall 💖

[vulturetime]

I do understand why a fair number of books/shows/etc that deal with the intersection of “the real world” and some fantasy element end up including cops. Cause if you look at the structure of the society, who’s going to ideally come and check out complaints or take care of any serious crime that bleeds into the real world? cops (I don’t think this but it is the expectation of a lot of people where if you got a problem, call the cops).

So yeah, from that perspective, I “get it” but have creators considered 1. Not having copaganda if they gotta have cops at all 2. If you’re including cops cause that’d be “realistic” option, at least also make the behavior of cops realistic (this ties to the first point but whatever) 3. Don’t make corruption in the police force the result of some magic thing. I will kill you for this. 4. There are literally so many other more interesting options than cops. Please. Don’t give a shit about your local law enforcement.

#vt.talk #the only case in which I’ve kinda ‘liked’ the inclusion of a cop is the case where 1. they get thrown out immediately 2. the magic thing #that is in some way influencing corruption did not cause corruption. it is the structure of the system already at play that is the original #rot and whatever is ‘magic’ just takes advantage of that or feeds into it in some way #there’s like. two instances I can think of like this. the silt verses (tho I’m not caught up and the cop character is still far from a #favorite)—this one was cool cause there’s really horrid gods in here and the police force created its own god #so yea there’s the ‘magic’ influence but the corruption didn’t stem from it; it was already present in the structure #anyways I don’t like cops in fiction. if you want people to encounter the supernatural or magic there’s so many other people that would #any plumber electrician handyman could for instance. farmers. those people who like to visit abandoned buildings #parkour people. imagine they’re parkouring their way across the roofs and they see something. truck drivers. #the opportunities are endless and if people go with cops one more time. I will murder.

[femmeidiot]

I think chivalry is nice and sweet but also I can do things by myself

#Idk I have this internal struggle like I always think it's sweet when someone does things for me but also I like to do things for myself #or for other people #I think that's why I hate like the word princess and stuff it's literally like giving the vibe of ur a fragile little girl who can't do #anything for herself #fucks with me gender wise too I think I'm fragile and girly only in that I want u to hurt me not in a i can't carry things and do #handyman tasks

[soft-cheek]

I work in a high school 'library' (in quotes because it's more of a second cafeteria than a library :/) and my desk is current smack dab in the middle of the room and in always being jump scared by students coming up behind me so I wanted to move my desk into a corner but fucking the only ethernet ports are on the pillars that cut across the room??? And I'm like who the fuck designed this why would Anyone want their desk in the middle of the room why did you do this

#IT mentioned they might be able to install one where i want it but i have a feeling the handyman wont be happy about it #were getting a new principal though so idk maybe i can convince him

[tennessoui]

Hi there!! From the ask game: 7, 11, and 77 for building a boat (if you want)? 💛💛

ahh thank you for sending these in!!!

(from this ask game)

7. How do you choose which POV to write from?

I really like writing from both Anakin and Obi-Wan's POV 1000%, but which one I choose for each story usually boils down to...who has the most knowledge in the fic - and then i usually choose the opposite POV. i really like writing discoveries and obliviousness and miscommunication, so i like it when the narrator finds out things along with the audience. for example, in come on baby, sweep me off my feet, it's anakin's POV because obi-wan is the stranger coming to town who knows why he's here and what he wants and anakin & the audience is discovering this at the same time; in building a boat with no blueprints, it's obi-wan's POV because vaderkin knows more than he's letting on and obi-wan doesn't have a clue and neither does the audience (until vaderkin says). in the road trip au, the pov switches consistently because neither of them knows anything.

11. link three of your favorite fics right now:

here are 3 of my forever favorites - the world undone, don't be afraid., if i only knew

77. do you have a favorite scene you've written for building a boat with no blueprints?

I really like the scene in that fic's chapter 5 where new oblivious father obi-wan is being an absolute disaster when it's time for baby anakin's surgery! especially the part where anakin has to tell obi-wan to put him down so he can go to the surgery because obi-wan completely forgot that that's step one and then he shows a ton of internal reluctance to complete step one!! and then during the surgery he pretends to meditate so plo koon can't talk to him about this vader drama.....it's all very peak avoidant!babwnb!obi-wan in my mind and i still find that funny!

#asks #of course nothing groundbreaking for the 3 faves but those are sosme of my favorte fandom classics fics #and for the pov thing i break that rule all the time if it's good for the story for the narrator to know more than the other #(tongue tie me so tightly - fic where anakin knows he's ob-wan's soulmate but obi-wan doesn't) #(fixer-upper - fic where obi-wan knows why he wants to break his oven but anakin the handyman doesn't) #anyway thank you for asking!!! i liked these questions a lot :D

[just-absolutely-super]

Finding the perfect shelf for my room and growing collection of figures and other nicknacks but coming to the painful realization I'll need to assemble it and then try to hang it on the wall

#personal #i mean...i knew these possibilities #but then i watched the video of the thing and was just like....oh shit this might be hard #haven't bought it yet gonna see if i can find one with less...handyman requirements #but i really REALLY want it

[lultimagoccia]

i diagnose you with hot

bob the builder hot

i am not saying bob the builder is hot, i'm just saying you have the hotness of a handyman. you're humble, down to earth, and exist with an easy confidence that takes people's breath away. you always seem to know exactly what you are doing. you may still be stuck in your hometown, but you have quite the reputation. you do get a lot of business, after all. people around here sure tend to break things an awful lot, and they always call you, listening through the phone receiver with a light blush and bated breath, for your inevitable "I'll help you."

#;out for delivery [ ooc ] #;meme response #( omg. this fits so well #it is so funny to imagine that while his pizzeria might have been struggling #his services as a handyman sure got a lotta use #in part because people wanted to ogle him while he worked #super strength + increased endurance have many practical uses! )

[hellcheerficdatabase]

Rabbit

Author: F0xface3

Rating/Warning: Explicit

Chapter Count: 3/3

Description:

Nothing can stop Chrissy from being the independent woman she had always wanted to be now that she'd moved out of her mothers reach.

Well nothing except a shitty drill apparently.

OR

Taskrabbit/handy man Eddie au

Tags: Alternate Universe- no vecna, alternate universe- modern au, handyman!Eddie, meet cute, fluff, smut, SMUTTTTT, Chrissy wants to fight a hammer, Chrissy POV, so far, multiple chapters, status: completed

#Alternate Universe- no vecna #alternate universe- modern au #handyman!Eddie #meet cute #fluff #smut #SMUTTTTT #Chrissy wants to fight a hammer #Chrissy POV #so far #multiple chapters #status:: completed #eddsy #eddissy #eddie x chrissy #eddie and chrissy #eddie munson #chreddie #chrissy deserved better #chrissy cunningham #munningham #hellcheer #hellcheer fanfic #stranger things

[discordantwords]

Watched an old favorite movie last night. Now I can't stop imagining how a Sherlock AU would work. Why do I keep doing this to myself.

#tremors is one of my all time favorite comfort movies #it's just so much fun #also i have too many AUs I desperately want to write #and no time to write them #just think about it though #john is a wandering handyman in a small desert town #no roots no close friends #sherlock is the geologist who shows up to measure ground vibrations #cue the giant monsters

[crossovernonshipstournament]

Propaganda

Team Red Green Show:

No team propaganda was submitted for them. Cowabummer :(

Red Alert and Tim Drake:

Red Alert would be paranoid if he wasn't always right. The world really is against him. Tim Drake is the "conspiracy theorist" Robin, figuring out who Batman and Robin were as a kid and tracking down Dick Grayson to his very secret apartment in New York to try and convince him to be Robin again. Tim gets what it's like not to be take seriously and he'd be a great balance with Red Alert, helping him to not be paranoid and taking him seriously at the same time. They've both gone through character arcs of learning to let others in and relying on other people, they both canonically struggle with depression. I think they would relate a lot to each other. Their skills also work well together. Also, Tim likes working on cars, which Red Alert is. I think they would be really good friends.

#crossovernonshiptournament #tumblr bracket #bracket poll #tumblr poll #tumblr tournament #crossovers #unfortunately ruby is the only character of those that i know so i can't just make something up either #i guess imagine them doing a handyman show together? #idk #by the way don't consider this as propaganda because it's not but if they tied again it could continue being team red green show #and i find that very funny #that's not a call to tie them or anything do what you want i just noticed that as i was loading the images #and wanted to share the joke