Toxic Sludge Yaoi Tournament: Montgomery/Ralph (Fame 1980) Vs Nijocest (Argonavis) Vs Narrator/Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
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Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.
Montgomery/Ralph propaganda
"Montgomery is rather in love with Ralph, but Ralph just wants to be a famous comedian, and is incredibly self-destructive along the way. He also uses Montgomery to give him pills from his psychoanalyst (who Montgomery is in love with) and at one point Ralph kicks Montgomery out of his own apartment to make out with their mutual friend after Ralph has a breakdown. Ralph and Montgomery do kiss at one point, after an incredibly homoerotic pep talk."
Nijocest propaganda
"Kanata and Haruka's parents basically always compared Haruka unfavorably to Kanata because of Kanata's musical talent, but Kanata thought his twin was The Hottest Shit Ever, which mutated into obsessive posessiveness. As of now in the canon (they've just soft rebooted it) Kanata has been driving every single one of Haruka's friends away from him and trying to take over his interests, all in the means of "protecting him" because other people will always abandon him, it's not his fault that being constantly emotionally abused by his twin brother is driving him kind of insane and making him come across as a crazy person, but that's okay, Kanata's always there for him, the only thing that Haruka ever needs in his life, he knows he's kind of inherently unlovable but that's what brothers are for, right? They should win because they're both a hot-ass incest ship while also being a viscerally realistic depiction of abuse. I love them so fucking much."
Tyler Durden/Narrator propaganda
"Where to begin? They’re literally the archetypal toxic yaoi. That burning kiss on the back of the hand, the starting a cult, the getting a whole load of guys to try to destroy the world. The Narrator has no identity, and Tyler Durden is everything, consuming the Narrator completely. They deserve to win. To finish this off, a few quotes from the Narrator about his relationship with Tyler: “I love everything about Tyler Durden, his courage and his smarts. His nerve. Tyler is funny and charming and forceful and independent, and men look up to him and expect him to change their world. Tyler is capable and free, and I am not.” “We have sort of a triangle thing going here. I want Tyler. Tyler wants Marla. Marla wants me. I don’t want Marla, and Tyler doesn’t want me around, not anymore. This isn’t about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.” “Tyler tilts the can of lye an inch above the shining wet kiss on the back of my hand. “This is a chemical burn,” Tyler says, “and it will hurt worse than you’ve ever been burned. Worse than a hundred cigarettes.”” And another quote from the author: “On a plane back to Portland, an airline flight attendant leaned close and asked me to tell him the truth. His theory was the book wasn’t really about fighting at all. He insisted it was really about gay men watching one another fuck in public steambaths. I told him, yeah, what the hell.”"
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helloo !! i just found your blog and i love it ! could i maybe request some cute (or suggestive LOL-) haruka kissing hcs with a fem s/o ? thank you so much !!
Kissing HCs
a/n: Thank you for the complement, anon! And ofc i'll make this a bit suggestive hehe~
Pairing: Haruka Nijo x fem!reader
CW: making out that involves food so it can be a bit disgusting to some people, more suggestive content if you click read more so watch out!!!
Kissing Haruka could either be really sweet, or really annoying. He is one of those guys who will keep a straight face if you initiate the kiss just to annoy you, not kissing you back and just stand there looking down on you. Especially if you're shorter than him, trying your best to get to his level
His lips are soft most of the times. He sometimes taste like the last ice cream he ate, and his lips sometimes feel cool against yours. No need to worry, because your lips can always warm them
He will hold you close by the waist and hand behind your head to keep you close, to show how passionate his kisses are (with a hint of possessiveness, maybe 👀)
The one kiss that last for a long time that it leave the two of you gasping for breath at the end. Where there's not much movement, just two pair of lips pressing against each other, engulfing one another
He will say you have something on your mouth and instead of help you wiping it off, he will kiss the corner of your lips and after that pretend like it's nothing
As the simple kiss turned into heated making out session, he will pay attention to below your ear and slowly brushing his lips down your neck and shoulder blade, in a painstakingly slow manner. Taking his sweet time savoring your body while his hands roam around your waist, exploring the bare skin of your lower back
"Haruka, can i try your flavor?" You asked, referring to his strawberry flavored ice cream.
"Sure. Open your mouth." So you did, but instead of being fed by spoon like you expected, you were greeted by Haruka' tongue entering your mouth without warning. The content melted immediately the second it touches your tongue, you can't even process what's happening. The coldness disappeared in no time but the sudden chill gave you a brain freeze, combined with Haruka's s bold act left your brain stunned.
"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?" You exclaimed.
"You said you want MY flavor, stupid. So I gave you exactly that. You're welcome." He replied with a faint smirk.
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