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jieloksworld · 2 months
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hazbin cast, but its just blake roman and amir talai casually replying to huskerdust / staticradio posts
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bloodmoon24 · 3 months
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Alastor: I’m sorry I painted your mouth red
Vox: I’m sorry I painted your mouth blue
Alastor: Want to make purple?
Vox: Please
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my-dark-lord · 3 months
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Vox: Thank you all for coming. Valentino, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here. Vox: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Vox Task Force". Alastor: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.
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nornpai · 2 months
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I have a theory about the whole Alastor and Vox thing. At the beginning of "Stayed Gone," Valentino questions Vox on whether or not he was pissed about "that time he almost beat you," which indicates some sort of physical altercation between them and Vox won, right? But it wasn't that Vox won by "killing" Alastor. I think Alastor fled from the fight... I believe this due to another line in "Stayed Gone" where Vox declares "The demon is a coward." This could be interpreted as Vox is upset at Alastor for just up and disappearing from their friendship(?) but as I've stated I don't think that's the case, or at least it's only partly why he said it.
In the episode "Dad Beat Dad," Alastor is seen provoking Lucifer which led fans to ask Vivienne Medrano herself why he did so. She answers that Alastor felt threatened by someone more powerful than him and felt the need to provoke Lucifer to assert dominance by being a shithead.
With the confirmation that Alastor does feel threatened by those more powerful than him, this is my speculation: Vox is all things technology, he changes and advances with the times, he can physically alter his body to do so as seen by his old box TV head which was seen in a picture frame in one of the episodes' backgrounds. This shows just how dedicated he is to becoming better, faster, and stronger alongside the advancements in technology. Vox's powers are greatly connected with tech as well and with the growing influence and spread of tech across the world makes it much easier for Vox to manipulate masses of people at once or use his "teleportation" ability to zap wherever he wants to using electronics. Alastor knew Vox was steadily increasing in power and began to feel intimidated by that prospect so to prove himself he challenged Vox, as the fight continued and Vox and him wrestled to show their power Alastor may have got badly injured and decided to take the blow to his ego and flee from the battle leaving them with no conclusion on who was actually stronger and Vox alone with no explanation for his actions.
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Or in short: Alastor one day was like "Oh fuck this mf actually getting powerful fr" and decided "I'm gonna kick this guys ass to show I'm the alpha male" but then while he's getting his ass kicked he goes "Ow okay well I don't wanna be killed by this guy, fuck this I'm out of here." and vanishes for 7 years leaving Vox to rip all of their photos together in half like some sort of heartbroken teenage girl (Normal reaction to your business partner leaving).
(I spent so fucking long on this you have no idea.)
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v0xtvdemon · 3 months
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Crackfic but I haven't written in a bit
Well, here we go. I made this one short because my head's a bit empty right now but I must write-
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Type: Crackfic (Written somewhat seriously)
Vox x Alastor (One-Sided)
Words: 478
Vox sat at his computer screens, all had lost signal from him going a bit overboard because of Alastor, his rival that he hated very much and did not have a crush on at all. That damn radio demon had managed to take over Vox’s thoughts again.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!” Vox yelled, putting clawed hands over his own face in embarrassment. “What the FUCK am I supposed to do now…:
Ah, right… pretend Alastor treated him seriously…for the 5th time in 3 days.
Vox silently moved to ‘VoxDocs’, another thing he created that also had his name in it, upon entering the application he was reminded of the many documents he had created about him and Alastor. They ranged from ways to confess to full on fanfiction created of the two. Neither Valentino nor Velvette knew about these secret documents. They would’ve questioned him way too much about it at best.
Checking back to see if anyone entered without him noticing, a new document was opened and immediately titled ‘Alastor gives me attention’. It was all he wanted at the moment. Attention from his…rival.
“I swear if someone walks in I’m going to destroy them.” Vox muttered, focusing on the fanfiction he was writing.
‘I look up to the screens in front of me, grinning as Alastor begins to mock me with his pathetic voice and choice of words. His attempted insults mean nothing to me but it’s amusing to watch him try, after all it showed who was the more powerful.
Anything he said about me, hell even insults about me being weaker than both Valentino and Velvette, were useless and it was obviously getting to him by now. Or it should’ve.
Alastor was stupid enough to ignore the lack of effect his words had on me, he was completely unaware I was gaining more power from his attention!’
Perfect, absolutely perfect. Vox loved the idea of Alastor’s attention even if it was purely insults. After all they were rivals, it was perfectly normal for one to want the other’s attention, ignoring the fact Alastor only saw him as a joke and nowhere near a rival.
“Ah Alastor..your attention is what I crave..besides Valentino not losing his shit for one day.”
“What-” A voice somewhere behind Vox said, causing him to turn around roughly 188 degrees given the fact he was leaning slightly and wasn’t turning straight around because of that.
“VALENTINO FUCK OFF” Vox yelled, covering the screen as best as he could while the moth had the blankest stare known to demons ever. “Did you stare at a light for 4 hours again?!”
“Light”
“Fucking dammit” Vox growled, grabbing the other’s arm to go drag him away from the tv screens projecting way too much light for Val’s brain to handle.
Of course, distracted from making his amazing fanfiction once again.
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imnotrealdeadass · 3 months
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Do y'all see it, do you see the vision
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firephoenix23 · 3 months
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
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blitzy-blitzwing · 3 months
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The real reason he was gone for seven years.
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ohbother2 · 3 months
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Vox wishes he had what Alastor and Lucifer have
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notherpuppet · 2 months
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Human AU Vox
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bloodmoon24 · 2 months
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A little double trouble got your boy shook
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my-dark-lord · 3 months
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Alastor: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Vox: What changed your mind? Alastor: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
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nornpai · 30 days
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I ALREADY POSTED THIS ON TWITTER BUT I NEED SOMEONE TO DO THIS SO BAD SO IM POSTING IT HERE AS WELL
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS AND TAG ME PLEASE
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v0xtvdemon · 3 months
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