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Introductions - Neighbor Tom series Part One

A/N: So not only do I have photo inspiration I also worked in the Idioms challenge from the HBC, which is bolded below for @the-th-horniest-book-club

Summary: Tom has moved in next door but the two of you haven’t met...yet

Series link

Word Count: 863

Divider by the lovely @imerdwarf​

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“Is the lawnmower sitting outside?”

“Yes, but I don’t see him yet.”

Your best friend, Sarah, tried to push you out of the way to get a better look. “I’m jealous you can stare from your window. I would have to set up a chair in my front lawn.”

“And prove to be the stalker you are?” You chuckled as you took a sip of your coffee. 

“Damn straight! If I weren’t married with kids…,” she sighed wistfully before bumping your hip with hers. “Why aren’t YOU trying to climb him like a tree, like everyone else in the neighborhood?”

The subject of your gossiping stepped out of his garage, a loose t-shirt hanging off of his lithe frame. He saw you and waved, offering you a generous smile to boot. You smiled and waved back as Sarah stared at you in awe. “Seriously?? Come on, you need to GET ON that!”

You turned away from the window for a moment, letting the fantasies run rampant in your head as you spoke. “Leave me alone! I barely know him except to say hi or wave. I’m not desperate enough to throw myself at him, like other people we know.” A few neighbors’ names crossed your mind at the comment but you held your tongue.

“Nancy and Jill have moved in for the kill.” Sarah rolled her eyes as she held the curtain back. “Wanna go rescue him?”

You turned back to the window, watching as the two mentioned neighbors held his attention, talking animatedly and brushing their hands on his arms. You watched as his gaze looked back towards you for a moment before pulling back from the two women. They seemed oblivious to his discomfort and pressed in on him. You rolled your eyes and backed away from the window, heading towards your side door, throwing caution to the wind. Sarah waved her arms over her head silently cheering, as you exited the house.

“Hi, y’all!” You plastered your best smile on and approached the group. You tried not to stare at your hot neighbor as you turned to the other women. “Nancy, Jill! Haven’t seen you guys in a while! How are the kids? Nancy, how’s Don feeling; I heard no one saw him for a few days last week.”

Nancy gave you a once-over then sniffed before turning back to your handsome neighbor. “If you ever need anything,” the words dripping from her ruby lips, “call me.” Nancy gave him a wink then trounced off, pulling Jill along with her. Your jaw hung open at the brazen implication; you rolled your eyes before turning to him.

“I’d apologize for them, but I’m not sure there’s an apology large enough to cover… well...,” you sighed. “Hi, I’m y/n. Glad to finally meet you.” Your gaze landed on his moss-green eyes and you tried not to swoon.

He stuck his hand out in greeting. “Nice to finally meet you too y/n; I’m Tom.”

Your tongue darted out to moisten your suddenly dry lips. “So what brought you to Atlanta, Tom?”

His grin was easy as your hand met his; his grip was firm yet gentle. “Acting. I’m taping a few things downtown. I fell in love with the neighborhood on a drive not that long ago. So here I am!”

Before you could think of anything clever, Sarah burst out of your side door. “Whew! I thought those two would never leave! Hi! I’m Sarah, I’m on the other side of y/n. She and I are best friends.” Sarah stuck her hand out that Tom quickly took, glancing between the two of you.

“One of my sisters is a Sarah so you will be easy to remember,” he teased, his eyes sparkling. “I hate to be rude, but I would like to get this yard into some shape before the rain starts.” He pointed to the northwest, the light grey clouds gathering.

“No problem!” you answered quickly. “It was nice to meet you; I’m sure we’ll talk again soon.”

Sarah shot Tom a quick smile. “I should get back home too; Derek is picking the kids up from soccer practice and should be home before long. See ya, Tom!” She turned to you quickly. “Drinks Saturday?” You nodded and she walked down your driveway and towards her house.

Tom chuckled and shook his head. “Does everyone around here have a big personality?”

“Not me,” you answered honestly. “Unless I’m drunk.”

“Well maybe I should join you two for drinks this weekend?” he teased. “It was lovely to meet you, y/n, and thank you for the rescue.” He started up the mower, an easy smile still plastered on his face. You smiled back and waved, heading back inside.

Just before the side door slammed shut, you turned back around to watch Tom peel off his shirt. Your breath caught as you stood there, staring at his pale torso, muscles clearly defined from his pecs to the tight v-formation just above his jean shorts. You bit your lower lip as your eyes traveled back up; you locked eyes with him and you felt your face warm in embarrassment. You waved sheepishly and let the door close. Tom chuckled to himself and started mowing.

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[nano--raptor]

Two Birds with One Stone

Pairing: Professor Charles Blackwood x College TJ Hammond

Words: 600

Warnings: Professor/Student relationship, smut, sex, anal sex, handjob, dirty talk, praise, cursing, TJ is mid 20s’s and Charles is mid-late 30’s.

A/N: Written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ for the Idioms Challenge theme day! This is inspired by the idiom: Killing two birds with one stone - Meaning: Accomplishing two different tasks in the same undertaking.

This is also a follow up to On Time Arrangement, and while it isn’t a direct continuation, it’s the same au. Give it a read if you’d like, and thank you for reading this one!

Divider by @firefly-graphics​

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TJ groaned, the edge of the desk digging into his hips as he lay, bent over it, just as Professor Blackwood jerked forward, bottoming out inside him.

“So tight for me,” Charles purred in his ear, making TJ whimper and drop his forehead to the desk. Charles gripped the back of his neck and rocked his hips, slowly pulling out, then pushed all the way in again. He picked up a steady pace, fucking TJ good, so good, he was one of the best TJ’d ever had. He was addicted. He couldn’t help it. He tried to concentrate, tried to do well in Blackwood’s class, but all he could usually think about was being on his knees for this man, or being bent over this very desk, with Charles’ thick cock stretching him out.

“Love when I use you like this, don’t you? You’ll do anything to get my cock. I see you up there, trying to be the best student, the most attentive. Well,” Charles said, driving deeper and making TJ whine. “You definitely pay attention, don’t you sweetheart? Remembering what I like, making me feel so good. So. Fucking. Good.”

Charles’ words were punctuated by his thrusts, and TJ knew he was close, could feel him twitch, feel him push deeper, harder, until Charles groaned and stilled above him, his fingers digging into TJ’s hips as his release spilled inside. TJ groaned with him, his cock painfully hard, and he gasped when Charles reached around to wrap his hand around him, squeezing and stroking him. TJ’s hips bucked forward, rutting into Charles’ hand while his professor stroked him firmly, squeezing the head just right and mumbling filthy things into his ear.

“You’re so hard baby, so responsive, I love how you fall apart for me like this.” TJ whimpered again and he could feel the vibrations as Charles hummed, probably smirking at just how easy TJ was for him. “You wanna come? You want me to make you feel good and let you come?” TJ nodded, clutching the desk, squeezing his eyes shut, his heart pounding in his ears; he wanted to come so badly. “What was that?” Charles teased. “I didn’t hear you.”

“Yes sir!” TJ wailed, and Charles stroked him harder, faster, purring in his ear again.

“Good boy.” The two words that made TJ weak, and he gasped, his orgasm crashing into him as the praise pushed him over the edge. He came with a groan, his body shuddering and trembling beneath Charles’ as he pressed him down onto the desk, and Charles hummed again before releasing him, and slowly pulling out. TJ sagged against the desk, trying to catch his breath, before grabbing a tissue to clean himself up. When he turned around, Charles was doing up his belt, walking around the desk to sit in his chair on the other side. TJ did the same, sitting in the chair across from him with a sigh, feeling completely fucked out. He smoothed out his hair and straightened his shirt, as Charles smirked, holding TJ’s gaze with a look that still made him shiver. TJ knew he was a slut for this man, but he couldn’t help it. Not when Charles was that smooth, that sexy, that good at fucking him. He knew Charles liked it too, and he’d keep coming back as long as Charles would have him. TJ blinked slowly as Charles’ voice washed over him, pulling him out of his thoughts.

“Now that we’ve got the real reason for your visit out of the way, let’s talk about that paper of yours.”

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HBC Theme Day Across All 4 Blogs - Idioms

Sebastian Stan Characters HBC, Chris Evans HBC, Tom Hiddleston HBC  and Marvel HBC are all participating in this collaborative challenge!

Rules For Drabbles:

You do not need to reserve a prompt.

You do not need to tell us which prompt you're writing.

You can write as many or as few as you'd like, and there is no word minimum or maximum.

You may write for one blog or all four blogs, your level of  participation is entirely up to you! Just make sure to send links to the  correct blog for the masterlist.

Smut/Fluff/Angst/any combo accepted, please adhere to HBC Guidelines.

To get on the masterlist, DM the link to your drabble(s) to the correct HBC for your chosen character - All Drabble links received in 24 hours will be added to the masterlist.

Please use the tag #hbc idioms challenge

Prompts:

A dime a dozen - Meaning: Something that is very common, not unique 

Adding insult to injury -Meaning: To make a bad situation even worse 

Beat around the bush - Meaning: Avoid sharing your true viewpoint or feelings because it is uncomfortable 

Beating a dead horse - Meaning: Giving time or energy to something that is ended or over 

Bite the bullet - Meaning: To get an unfavorable situation or chore over with now because it will need to get finished eventually 

Best of both worlds - Meaning: The choice or solution has all of the advantages of two contrasting things at the same time 

Biting off more than you can chew - Meaning: Not having the capacity to take on a new assignment or task that is just too taxing 

Blessing in disguise - Meaning: A good thing that initially seemed bad 

By the skin of your teeth - Meaning: Just barely making it 

Don’t judge a book by its cover - Meaning: Not judging something by its initial appearance 

Doing something at the drop of a hat - Meaning: Doing something at the moment of being asked

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch -  Meaning: Not to count on something happening until after it’s already happened

Caught between a rock and a hard place - Meaning: Making a choice between two unpleasant choices

Costs an arm and a leg - Meaning: Something that is overpriced or very expensive

Cutting corners - Meaning: Not performing a task or duty correctly in order to save time or money

Devil’s advocate - Meaning: To take the side of the counter-argument, or offer an alternative point of view

Feeling under the weather - Meaning: Not feeling well, or feeling sick

Fit as a fiddle - Meaning: Being in good health

Getting a taste of your own medicine - Meaning: Being treated the way that you have been treating others

Getting a second wind - Meaning: Having energy again after being tired

Giving the benefit of the doubt - Meaning: Believing someone’s story without proof even though it may seem unbelievable

Giving someone the cold shoulder - Meaning: Ignoring someone

Going on a wild goose chase - Meaning: Doing something that is pointless

Heard it on the grapevine - Meaning: Hearing rumors about someone or something

Hitting the nail on the head - Meaning: Performing a task with exactness

Killing two birds with one stone - Meaning: Accomplishing two different tasks in the same undertaking

Letting someone off the hook - Meaning: Not holding someone responsible for something

Letting the cat out of the bag - Meaning: Sharing information that was intended to be a secret

No pain, no gain - Meaning: You have to work hard in order to see results

On the ball - Meaning: Doing a good job, being prompt, or being responsible

Once in a blue moon - Meaning: Something that doesn’t happen very often

Piece of cake - Meaning: A task or job that is easy to complete

Pulling someone’s leg - Meaning: Joking with someone

Speak of the devil - Meaning: When the person you have just been talking about arrives

Stealing someone’s thunder - Meaning: To take attention away from someone by doing or sharing something before that person can do so

Straight from the horse’s mouth - Meaning: Reading or hearing something from the source

The last straw - Meaning: The last difficulty or annoyance that makes the entire situation unbearable

The elephant in the room - Meaning: An issue, person, or problem that someone is trying to avoid

Throwing caution to the wind - Meaning: Being reckless or taking a risk

Your guess is as good as mine - Meaning: To not know something

If you want to do headcanons/moodboards/art instead, PLEASE DO and tag us/DM the link! Have fun playing!

Love, The Smutty Librarians of the HBC  📚 

@the-ss-horniest-book-club @the-ce-horniest-book-club @the-th-horniest-book-club @the-marvel-horniest-book-club  

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[jewels2876]

Ashes and Soot

A/N: I had a few bingo squares I wanted to knock out today so I decided to use the HBC Idiom Challenge to help me out - this is dedicated to @the-ss-horniest-book-club​ @the-ce-horniest-book-club​ and @the-marvel-horniest-book-club​

Summary: After the fiasco that was Adventures in Babysitting, Steve, Bucky, and Sam still think they belong in the lab

Squares filled: Christmas in July for @marvelfluffbingo and Chaotic Lab for @star-spangled-bingo​

General pairing with reader insert

Word count: 409

Warnings: none

Divider by the lovely @imerdwarf​

I would love any feedback/reblogs/love in general but my work is *NOT* permitted to be used in any other way, on any other sites, without my express permission  

Red twinkling lights hung from the lab’s ceiling; Bing Crosby crooned from the surround sound speakers. Everything in the lab was covered in soot and ash as you stared at the destruction. Two super soldiers and their friend were in the center of it all, bickering loudly.

“Guys!” All three stopped and turned. Bucky’s metal hand instantly starting rubbing the back of his neck while Steve’s cheeks flushed pink. Sam, on the other hand, sported a rakish grin as he spread his arms out. “Sam, what the hell are you wearing?”

He dropped his arms and glanced down at his Santa costume. “I’m the Easter bunny,” he cracked. “Come on y/n, you know what I’m wearin’!”

You chuckled and shook your head in amusement. “You’re right. So WHY the hell are you wearing that?”

Sam cocked his head, looking at you through slightly narrowed eyes. “You know Tony’s hosting a Christmas in July party tomorrow right?”

You nodded, remembering the intricate invitations Pepper had passed out. “So it makes sense you’d be trying on the suit. But what are the three of you doing in here?” You turned to look pointedly at your boyfriend Bucky. “You do remember what happened the last time the three of you were in here, right?”

All three guys started talking at once. You caught snippets of “his idea,” “cool,” and “snow” before you raised your hands and shook them in the air to get their attention. “Do you mean to tell me that you came in here to try and create your own snow?”  No one responded as you looked around once more. “Honestly I was hoping you were just pulling my leg with this text you sent me, but clearly you never learned your lesson.”

Bucky frowned as he walked around the ash-covered table and enveloped you in a hug. “Sorry doll,” he mumbled against your neck. “I don’t know why I let them talk me into things.”

Steve and Sam both scoffed. “It was your idea!” Steve exclaimed loudly.

“What was who’s idea?” Tony asked from the doorway. “Y/n, you have this handled yeah? I don’t want mini super soldiers again.” You looked back at Tony with a smirk and nodded once. Tony walked away without another word.

You pulled out of Bucky’s embrace and moved to the storage cabinet, pulling out a broom, mop, and buckets. “Okay guys, let’s get this cleaned up before Bruce sees this mess.”

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