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get to know me tag --
ty @applecornhusk for tagging me :-))
Rules: tag people who you want to get to know better (please make another post)
relationship status: no comment (yet...)
favorite color: blue + gold + brown <3
favorite foods: burgers + pasta
song stuck in my head: two tiktok songs that these artists have been promoting the hell out of bc theyre about to drop but they havent dropped on spotify yet so i just suffer. "moving in place" by SDC and "you just didn't like me that much" by leanna firestone
leanna firestone's songs usually arent good in their entirety but holy shit some of her lyrics are devastating. "you weren't the right person at the wrong time you just didn't like me that much" that's life ruining. "i think loving me felt like a job to you and a job well done is kind of fulfilling, but nothing feels as good as going home" [redacted commentary]
last song i listened to: don't get hit by a car by cheekface ("but I'm the kind of person who'd carry around a pocket constitution, so you don't need to buy me one because I already have one.")
last thing i googled: "how do sponges eat" for my other post. there's a really common word for when you pull nutrients from your surroundings and it isn't osmosis unless it is. it's really common but i cant think of it
time: 10:54 am (two hours before my spanish quiz im supposed to be studying for)
dream trip: maybe not dream trip, but i've been wanting to go to seattle for some time now
anything i really want right now: i want to see the aforementioned mr. no comment later but he's got this big compsci project that's nowhere near done that's ruining his life and subsequently ruining mine. which is deeply unfortunate
tagging @glass-creatchurs @ispybluesky @adriel-the-pirate @asinglegaypotatochip @easeupkid @scifikimmi @capybab :-)))
#my posts#btw hi jared ty for tagging me !!! u tagged my main acc but this is my usual blog etc etc#we have never talked but i like seeing ur posts and seeing u in my notifs :-)
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shell's empty
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by creatchure
It’s pitch dark, even with his eyes wide open. He’d wonder if they fucking messed with his eyes, but as far as he can tell rubbing a hand over his face, he’s fine. They haven’t broken anything, he’s pretty sure. Got a couple of bruised ribs from the way breathing hurts, but he can’t even be sure they’re from tonight.
Jason can’t turn to his side, because the coffin’s not tall enough for his shoulders to fit.
He raises his hand, and pushes against the lid.
There is no give.
He licks his lips, and swallows.
Words: 3219, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, mentioned: lonnie; steph; violet paige
Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Buried Alive, no capes AU, Jason Todd is Not Red Hood, Hurt Jason Todd, Good Parent Willis Todd, Good Parent Catherine Todd, it's not central to the fic but it's important to me that you know, Hurt/Comfort, Good Parent Bruce Wayne, bruce is kind of an EMT, i need you to suspend you disbelief that the author knows what that entails okay, i kind of fuck with canon what happened to jason is sort of like., between white knight jason and AK jason.
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Video Review Wednesday: Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
Hello, everyone!!! Before we begin, I wanted to let y’all know that due to the new-ness of this video, ALL of our normal top-of-the-post chatter, including the characters in the video and the length of the video, will be under the cut in order to avoid spoilers. This post will remain not properly tagged as well; at least, it sill remain so until 2 weeks after the video’s been up to refrain from spoilers. Mobile users, just,... scroll REALLY FAST!!!
Watch the NEWEST Sanders Sides video HERE!!! (But make sure to read the warning card at the start of the video first!!! Keep yourselves safe!!!)
SO!!! To be fair, I was going to write a video review for Selfishness Vs Selflessness. BUT!!! This video is New and Exciting and we’re going to review it!!! Unlike other Sanders Sides Reviews, I’ll be writing about this one as I watch it!! I’ll be numbering my thoughts as I go under Stray Thoughts plus my random thoughts that might be wrong about the video’s content, along with the time in the video (
put in parenthesis and then italicized
) that I thought of it so that you guys can keep up. I’m really excited to watch this, so let’s go!!!
Video Length: 41:16
Characters In Order Of Appearance: Thomas, Virgil, Patton, Roman, Logan, [DATA EXPUNGED]
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Our video starts with!!!! A CONTENT WARNING!!! The first content warning placed in-video for Thomas’s content, save for possibly Accepting Anxiety because I’m not about to go and check. Then (ignoring the ad), the video opens with a LATE and TOTALLY PANICKING Thomas getting ready to film. I noticed that he looked REALLY tired, but at this point I’m pretty sure it’s Thomas and not Virgil.
Then, the intro card!!!
Thomas is... in a bath robe, obviously exhausted, and trying to film his video. He’s rambling, he’s exhausted, he looks like the emotional equivalent of getting hit by a bus, AAAND Virgil and Patton show up when Thomas is like “yeah everything has gone to SHIT.” Patton looks.... Surprisingly anxious, even for him. Virgil agrees to try and change the subject, but Virgil looks FAR more tired than normal. His eyeshadow is darker than it’s been in a long, long time.
And then Roman appears RIGHT as they’re trying to change the subject. Patton and Virgil won’t tell Roman what’s going on; weird, to be honest. BUT since they’re lying, I’m pretty sure Deceit will appear (2:10). Roman insists that he wants to know what’s going on. Thomas AND Virgil both said Ro wouldn’t want to know, and Patton’s just trying to help kep Ro distracted, and failing miserably.
AND HEEEERES LOGAN!!! Who gets IMMEDIATELY roasted because he’s pretty sure the whole Thomas Feeling Bad thing is because of Lee and Mary Lee VS The Callback. He calls Patton and Virgil’s reactions an over-reaction only to get roasted because of Logan’s self-defined state of having no feelings. Cue the falsehood screech when he gets called out, and then Roman’s STILL trying to figure out what’s going on.
AND LOGAN DAMN NEAR REVEALED IT!!! and EVERYONE starts yelling at him to SHUT HIS MOUTH!!! To be honest, I’ve never seen this happen in ANY Sanders Side video--Like, sure, we’ve had 1 side yell at another, but THIS? Dang...
HE WAS GONNA SAY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS!!! HOT DAMN LOGAN, YOU GO!!! And NOW I know why there was so much yelling!!! Thomas wants to Not Think About It!!!
And now they’re talking about a movie (that I, Mod Wheat, have never seen), and Thomas... Spaces out. And has an Intrusive Thought. AND holy shit THERE ARE hands BEHIND rOMAN’S TV!!!!!!!
Ladies and Gents, introducing our Newest Side: Bastard Man!!! He’s got the world’s most COMICAL mustache and, honestly, his appearance is Unnerving. But, that’s probably the point!!! I had to pause the video because of my yelling about the new side, so... Back to the vid!!!
And OH WOW, Patton and Virgil are SCARED SHITLESS of him!!! And now Bastard has a staff!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!! IT WAS A MACE NOT A STAFF HE HIT ROMAN!!! BASTARD MAN IS A DOUCHE!!!!
And NOW we can call Bastard Man Duke!!! I... Don’t know how I feel about how Roman was handled.
AND: MUSICAL NUMBER!!! Duke jumps STRAIGHT into an adam and eve comparison, and we have Virgil and Patton looking uncomfortable and nauseous. AND THEN HE STARTS SINGING ABOUT GETTING THE SCARY PIECES OF CREATIVITY!!! Which, base don the fact that Thomas canonically and IRL doesn’t like Scary Content, is... Weird. And the other sides... Can’t seem to get this New Boi to STFU. WILD.
DECEIT KIND OF APPEARS!!! MY SNAKE SON!!! STOPPED HOLDING DUKE BACK!!! Honestly, it looks like Duke took Dee venting about the whole Lee and Mary Lee situation WAY OUT OF HAND, but still!!!
and NOW we get into more interesting material!!! Duke starts running through... What I would call intrusive thoughts. Licking the blowhole of a dolphin? Wild. Best friend shut inside a coffin? ALSO Wild, but in a less good way.
And Duke just straight-up saying “YEAH you’re a BAD PERSON because you THINK these things????” Like... Holy SHIT, dude. If I had to guess, Duke is Intrusive Thoughts. We’ll see if I’m right.
Music ends, and Duke claims he’s Thomas’s Creativity. But, only a piece of it. The piece that goes to the gore and the scary and the “juicy stuff”, as Duke puts it.
And then they talk about Jeffery Dahmer... Thomas tries to get the Duke to shut up, which only succeeds in getting the Duke to... NOT shut up.
And then they get into WHAT the Duke is. He’s half of Thomas’s creativity--the half that he’s squirreled away, banished as bad imagination. This, in turn, led to the Duke being experienced as Intrusive Thoughts by Thomas. Which, at about 15 minutes into the video, shouldn’t be where they leave the defining off.
And then... Virgil says that Thomas is, inherently, NOT the good person he wants to be. Because of the intrusive thoughts caused by the Duke. Now, I don’t know much about how intrusive thoughts perpetuate, but I DO know that having them doesn’t inherently make you a bad person; it’s when you ACT on them (and by them I mean the WORST ones) that you are.
After that, Virgil tries to claim that the Duke is, well, kind of useless because some thoughts have no meaning. Which is great!!! Except that he immediately crumbles afterwards, stating that clearly they MUST have a purpose otherwise why would they have been thought? this goes on to claiming that the thoughts aren’t Thomas’s, and that therefore means Thomas is innocent. Which... doesn’t end well, since only Thomas can think Thomas’s thoughts.
I’m going to... SKIP a bunch of content here, since I’m 20 minutes in and I want to finish the post before I hit a word limit or my power goes out aka I got distracted watching the video akdfhklshd, so we’re jumping to... LOGAN!!!
Logan starts debunking the Duke, running through why the Duke exists at all as well as the fact that the Duke having as much power as he does is because of Patton and Virgil. Virgil, because the thoughts make him anxious and make the anxiety jump WAY through the roof, and Patton because Patton doesn’t want to just... leave the thoughts be and let them happen.
And with this reveal, and the use of Logic to dismantle the Duke, we are left with several things to think of; the fact that intrusive thoughts can be combated with Logic, the fact that if you just relax and let them go they can’t hurt you (very much), and the Duke’s name: Remus.
After that, Remus nyooms off to... wherever Remus goes, and Roman’s back to consciousness!!! God bless you Roman, we missed you!!! And then... Roman apologizes to Logan for calling him a name!!! Score!!! And then Thomas is feeling alright, and HE THANKS LOGAN AND CALLS LOGAN COOL!!!! AND MY GOD!!! MY SMART SON!!! LOOKS SO BAMBOOZLED BUT LIKE CONTENT!!!! HELL YEAH!!!
And Remus pops back up one more time, Roman reveals that he doesn’t LIKE Remus because Remus is all the BAD things bout creativity, and then it’s Thomas and Virgil. And BOY OH BOY does Virgil have ONE HELL OF A REVEAL!!! For the sake of those whose mobile doesn’t scroll fast enough, I won’t spoil it (even though I’ve spoiled pretty much most of the episode), since SOME things must be discovered for their own merit!!!
And then... it’s the end of the video!!! It’s confirmed that the Thomas that does the Ads in the beginning of the longer videos is the Sanders-verse canon Thomas!!! Really interesting take, honestly!!!
End Card:
Remus is the Trash Man. He eats the deodorant while watching Thomas, it’s fucking WILD!!! And then at the LAST SECOND, Remus pops up like “There’s a snake in my butt!!!” like HELL YEAH REMUS YOU GO REMUS!!!
Stray Thoughts:
(1) The music cover for the content warning is a Bop tbfh (like 4 seconds in)
(2) I know the robe is probably a bad thing but I am LIVING for the tired robe life. Reminds me of college student horse shit surrounding engineering finals (1:42)
(3) “It’s Virgil, everybody give it up for the purp man...” has me CACKLING (3:55)
(4) I do not LIKE the bastard man... But god DAMN does he look good in Green (6:22)
(5) When Duke said Thomas Lacked Imagination after knocking Roman out and then yeeted STRAIGHT into an Adam and Eve thing... Makes me wonder if he can control the Imagination too :/ (6:54)
(6) Ok as much as I don’t like the Duke he is just... a litel creatchure... he canot change this... (17:35)
(7) The duke is... Growing on me. Still doesn’t take Dee’s spot as my favorite, but he’s a Chaotic Neutral at its finest. (25-ish mins in)
Quotes:
"It’s Virgil.... Everybody give it up for the purp man...” -Thomas, un-enthused
"Roman is sort of like Netflix kids and family. He’s the option that you select if you want to--” “Block out all the juicy stuff!!!” -Logan & Duke
“Either way, you’re not my creativity.” “Yeah! That’s the brave, handsome, unbeatable ROMAN!” *Roman, still unconscious and mumbling things* -Thomas, Patton, and Roman
“There’s a snake in my butt!!!” -Remus
This was a super good episode!!! I really like Remus, even though he could, admittedly, be taken to be More Evil than Deceit currently is. I need to watch and re-watch the video to have more theories about it, but I am LOVING our newest side and I cannot WAIT for an episode with both Remus AND Dee in it. It’d be a pretty interesting episode!!!
- Mod Wheat
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shell's empty
by creatchure
It’s pitch dark, even with his eyes wide open. He’d wonder if they fucking messed with his eyes, but as far as he can tell rubbing a hand over his face, he’s fine. They haven’t broken anything, he’s pretty sure. Got a couple of bruised ribs from the way breathing hurts, but he can’t even be sure they’re from tonight.
Jason can’t turn to his side, because the coffin’s not tall enough for his shoulders to fit.
He raises his hand, and pushes against the lid.
There is no give.
He licks his lips, and swallows.
Words: 3219, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, mentioned: lonnie; steph; violet paige
Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Buried Alive, no capes AU, Jason Todd is Not Red Hood, Hurt Jason Todd, Good Parent Willis Todd, Good Parent Catherine Todd, it's not central to the fic but it's important to me that you know, Hurt/Comfort, Good Parent Bruce Wayne, bruce is kind of an EMT, i need you to suspend you disbelief that the author knows what that entails okay, i kind of fuck with canon what happened to jason is sort of like., between white knight jason and AK jason.
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5 times Dick and Jason hung out, +1 time they didn't get to
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by creatchure
“Fine. If I get a bad grade, I'll tell Bruce it’s your fault.”
Dick grinned. “Absolutely and entirely my fault, sure.”
Jason sighed, but he grabbed his hoodie – still red, but not falling apart at the seams anymore – and there they went. “I want ice cream,” he said.
As if Dick hadn't been planning on it. He always wanted an excuse to go get ice cream, whatever that excuse might be. Right now, it was Jason, but who knew, in a couple of days, maybe he’d take Kori out on a date. It was nearly winter, if he wasn't eating ice cream now, what was he going to eat it?
“What kind?”
“Mint chocolate chip,” Jason said, looking Dick right in his eyes as he committed the ultimate betrayal.
or: dick n jason being brothers for 15k words
Words: 2560, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of bludhaven brothers au
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth
Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Light Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Good Sibling Jason Todd, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Jason Todd is Not Robin, Jason Todd is Nightingale, he's still batman's partner he just doesn't go by robin thumbs up, Dick Grayson-centric, 5+1 Things, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, for the last chapter
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5 times Dick and Jason hung out, +1 time they didn't get to
by creatchure
“Fine. If I get a bad grade, I'll tell Bruce it’s your fault.”
Dick grinned. “Absolutely and entirely my fault, sure.”
Jason sighed, but he grabbed his hoodie – still red, but not falling apart at the seams anymore – and there they went. “I want ice cream,” he said.
As if Dick hadn't been planning on it. He always wanted an excuse to go get ice cream, whatever that excuse might be. Right now, it was Jason, but who knew, in a couple of days, maybe he’d take Kori out on a date. It was nearly winter, if he wasn't eating ice cream now, what was he going to eat it?
“What kind?”
“Mint chocolate chip,” Jason said, looking Dick right in his eyes as he committed the ultimate betrayal.
or: dick n jason being brothers for 15k words
Words: 2560, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of bludhaven brothers au
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth
Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Light Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Good Sibling Jason Todd, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Jason Todd is Not Robin, Jason Todd is Nightingale, he's still batman's partner he just doesn't go by robin thumbs up, Dick Grayson-centric, 5+1 Things, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, for the last chapter
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/44808760
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