#he'd *still* call lucifer a sonova bitch with 0 realisation

[still-a-morosexual-help]

This is Amazing because;

1. Mammon coming to MC's defense is always good content

2. As the person who Lucifer usually dumps responsibility on, Mammon is absolutely speaking from pent up frustration

3. Mammon called Lucifer a 'son of a bitch' you know what that means right? RIGHT!? MAMMON JUST CALLED ***GOD*** A BITCH i cant breathe

#i love him he deserves the world he's insane #you could say that this adds on to the fact that mammon and the others (excluding lucifer) dont see god as their father #which has a LOT of previous evidence pointing to it #but i dont know if i can count this cos even if he & lucifer *were* biologically related & shared the same parents #he'd *still* call lucifer a sonova bitch with 0 realisation #i wrote a somewhat similar dialogue based around accidentally calling god a bitch in the same way w/ mc mammon & lucifer some time back #obey me season 4 #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #shall we date? obey me! #swd obey me #obey me mammon #om! mammon #swd mammon #shall we date mammon #om mammon #obey me! mammon #swd obey me! #shall we date obey me #mammon x mc #mc x mammon