#he's the one who put his name btw

[soccerpunching]

⚡Kita Ichiban <3

I don't know what brought this up but I think he's really good at grooming eyebrows. His and other people's. I think a few of the members had their eyebrows plucked and drawn by Kita too. I dont know where I even get this from but I just have this feeling that he's really good at it.

I also think that he's the kind of person who puts his name on all of his belongings from his towel, shirts that's obviously just his size, his headband, even on his pencil. He's like that to me and again I don't know what brought this up asdadfasdasd

Send me a ⚡️ and a character and I'll give you an opinion or hc back

#he's the one who put his name btw #OH AND THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS ASK!! #halftime lore #eky #sometimes i do wonder where i get these from #kita ichiban #fandom ask game #inazuma eleven #inazuma eleven go

[sesamenom]

maglor's first time getting to go to a concert / his favorite singer attending maglor's first big concert

#silm #silmarillion #maglor #i didnt feel like inventing a name for the band so their name is just Band in tengwar #im pretty sure band means something in sindarin anyways (as in angband) #btw i have decided the band guy is named #moredhel #hes a feanorian and later a captain of maglors guard in the Gap #and yes he still dresses up like mandos for the bonus intimidation factor in battle #maglor's horses are the least easily spooked in all of beleriand because his army is half singers and all very screamy #only a few of them do the full feanturian look tho #it's very effective because everyone is scared of mandos #ranging from the people who actually know him being somewhat weirded out by his whole prophecy thing #to people who only know his reputation being absolutely terrified #maybe theres one feanturian warrior who specifically dresses as one of irmo's maia #and who specializes in those weird Songs that make people see the events of the song #ooh maybe moredhel survives to the third age and lives in rivendell #he doesn't normally wear the feanturi makeup anymore and basically nobody born post-darkening remembers feanturian-emo/goth subcultures #so when he does put the feanturian mask and makeup on half the house starts screaming about mandos #elrond unfortunately has to deal with it #at least he's causing less trouble than ''''Lindir''''

[bonefall]

As a big sibling with a lil sib with epilepsy, when they read TBC they Honestly thought if they got struck with lightning reciting the lord's prayer they'd be cured like Shadowsight is from their epilepsy. I had a discussion with them on how that's not how it works, but ge was so upset they took it away from Shadowsight that he hasn't picked the books back up and has stated that 'he hopes Ashfur wins and starts a new religion.,'

I do not even know how to respond to this besides saying that your little sibling is 100% right to be pissed and I now also hope Ashfur wins and starts a new religion.

#Legit I did not know that Shadow's epilepsy being taken away was so deeply upsetting to SO MANY people #I put it back because putting it back was just the right thing to do (even asked the small following I had at the time what type to portray #(they picked the full tonic-clonics. I would have just done localized or absence if they'd asked me to) #And I did all that research for one single anon who asked for an epilepsy herb guide #So holy cow I didn't know that SO MANY people were snubbed and upset by canon's choice to do that. I'm so sorry #Your little sib isn't missing anything btw they do just go on to confirm that Shadow no longer has seizures. #In book 4 of TBC they say that it was all Ash all along and that's what they've stuck with into ASC #I'm sitting on an essay about... That plot thread. The Ashfur Grooming one #But it's in my drafts because I was a bit afraid of controversy #because i think it was written poorly. Even on top of Book 4's pivot to retcon away Shadow's seizures #I know a lot of people like and are invested in the grooming subplot of TBC. But. I think it was executed AWFULLY #and its really telling that THIS is the plot they tout as grooming *by name* in-canon.-- #--and that Shadow has to 'pay' for what he 'did' in some way as if there was ever a choice in the books they wrote-- #--But seemingly didn't even seem to clock that what was happening in Spotted's H was grooming until there was intense backlash #and a big part of my contention is the way that Book 4 suddenly tries to retcon that Shadow was groomed from the time he was a child #when it was actually part of book 1 that Shadow was able to personally tell the difference between a real vision and Ash's suggestions-- #--BECAUSE he didn't have an accompanying seizure #So like... just know it's also NOT just 'you' if you connected to the character that was epileptic. It WAS there. It was a BIG part of him #Book 4 retconned it so that his epilepsy was part of a long scheme when before that point it was part of him #''ohh ur destiny is to see into the shadows'' BULL SHIT!! #bone babble

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

if i finish writing my fic about chilchuck teaching marcille to knit it'll be over for you guys

#pickle pontificates #think about it. i found another extra that references magic warmups btw #that one had hair braiding meditation and hand gestures #but think about it. are knitting/crochet/various other needle arts not very repetitive meditative things??? #wouldn't knitting be a great method of magic warmups in place of hair braiding??? #marcille uses her hair for magic a couple times and it could be that it has inherently magical properties #but my theory is that hers is imbued with magic because she uses it for warmups all the time #so then it could follow that the resulting knitted items would be imbued with magical properties... dungeon rabbit resistant scarf anyone? #or a fireproof sweater? #why is chilchuck my chosen victim for the person to teach her? well. on my conspiracy wall over here you can see that chilchuck frequently #sits down to sew his clothes/equipment back together throughout canon. i think it's safe to say that he's canonically good at sewing #the only other characters who we see demonstrate similar abilities are mrs. tansu who is a beast at knitting and an icon #and falin. who carries sewing supplies in her equipment (smart) but has frankly atrocious stitching #as can be seen in the comic where she and laios offer to help put marcille's name on her stuff and it's illegible #mrs. tansu really has no relation to marcille #and although falin's bad sewing may have been due to her eyesight (which would no longer affect that) she is canonically also a bad teacher #i think she would try enthusiastically but i do not see it working out #so chilchuck it is. #a fic based around these concepts allows me to further these agendas: #marcille recovering from dungeon lord shenanigans with the help of her friends agenda #chilchuck engaging in reluctant dadly activities agenda #needle arts chilchuck agenda #and... the special bonus i would like to get to... chilchuck reuniting with his wife agenda #and wingman marcille agenda #AND contributing to the dunmeshi platonic fic agenda??? so many wins #there. #now all i gotta do is finish writing it. which is an issue because i have two school assignments due yesterday

[its-not-a-pen]

#HI. it's me. im guy #romance of the three kingdoms #pour one out to zhang fei for doing the “tie branches to horse tails” + bluff move properly #this is literally so funny plot-wise. zhang fei is set up as this brick ham who solves every problem with his fists. #vs cao cao. chinese moriarty. warrior-poet who edited the Sun Tsu's Art of War. his name is synonymous with the devil. #this brick ham fucking COUNTER-COUNTER-STRATEGY'D the king of counter strategy. he had literally 20 men. #and he PSYCHED HIM OUT by making him believe there was an ambush. #a few years later zhuge liang would do the exact same thing with sima yi (same war btw) #BY OPENING THE CITY GATES AND PRETENDING THEY HAD AN AMBUSH #team shu han literally went: ok team cao wei is a bunch of neurotic overthinkers. we got the power of friendship and psychological warfare #they can't predict our strategy if we have no strategy! GO TEAM GO! PUT SCARECROWS IN THE BOATS AND A DEAD GUY IN COMMAND! #AND IT FUCKING WORKED

[catboirights]

I don’t care if Tsubaki is killing the entirety of Tokyo rn it’s because he loves his family so it’s justified

#I’m serious here idc how the series frames it Tsubaki isn’t the true villain he’s just a silly guy who wants the best for his found family #Mikuni is the one I want put on a stake #this is a Servamp post btw #I need to clarify this because I’m a fan of two separate series that have a kitsune name Tsubaki in a group that wants to control Tokyo #prince's speech

[sunbedo]

Hey guys. gay rights

#i already made the sonic one a while bc yknow. kinnie stuff youve all seen my blog theme #but then i was wearing my Fearless Year of Shadow(tm) shirt along with it and my irl bff was like. #'why are you wearing a sonic bracelet with that shirt if you love shadow so much 🤨' * #(he doesnt know much about sth stuff but ive infodumped abt shadow and his backstory to him many times) #and i was like 😭😭 BECAUSE I DONT HAVW A SHADOW KANDI BUT I WANNA MAKE ONE. I WILL SOON #so. now i do!! taking my ad/derall on the weekends always make me want to make more kandi. its great! #and yknow what else it makes me want to do...... talk more on here >:3333 #me and my dad are gonna go to a local jazz festival this afternoon bc our jazz combo is playing at it!! #itll be fun. my dad said hes gonna get some food from this really good breakfast place on the way thwre #which is not the best part. the best part is outside the shop there is a wonderful kitty cat who hangs around the parking lot #bc hes owned by the ppl who own the bar right next door #its so great. everybody knows him (the cat) and loves him. the v/ape shop next door has a tip door set up for him even though the #bar owner ppl take care of him and take him to the vet nd stuff. my dad found a faceb/ook page somebody made for him #and apparently it just has pictures of ppl at the bar holding him. its so great and hilarious. this cat is so loved #by the v/ape shop people. by random people at this beachtown bar. by the breakfast shop people. #anyways uh. this post was abkut kandi wasnt it 😭😭😭 lol #cherry chortles #anyways the add/er/all also usually makes me want to look at and sort through my pkmn card collection. so imma do that #because my dads friend (and my friend too i guess! me and him exchange cat photos bc he has this adorable chunky cat named gremlin) that we #play bar trivia with on tuesdays (dw its not really even a bar. its mostly a restaurant) asked me abt my pokemon card collection #bc the final question was to put a few franchises (it was like. dora the ecplora and spide/rman etc. and pokemon) in order of revenue #and obvs pokemon was the top. bc of factors like the trading cards so thats how that came up #we didnt bet any of our points btw but we almost! got it right! the order was pk/mn dora spidamen friends (the tv seies) but we had spidman #as second. but we still won!! our team is on a two game winning streak!!! we always split the money so next week ill get another 8 dolla >:3 #wow i havent hit tag limit yert #lol. yall'll open the 'see all tags' thing and boom. do you love the color of the sky type shit 😭😭😭 #sorry that sounds too much like aave. i (white baby) cant be sayin that #cherrys kandi #okay well i had a tag with a verse from the ultimarw showdown bc i didnt know what else to say #but with my kandi tag and these two tags i have hit tag limit. thank you folks ill be here all night

[yuridovewing]

i wonder which is considered worse: the back half of dotc or the back half of avos. cause both are pretty awful but at least from what i see, more people remember what happened in avos like sleekwhisker’s thing and skyclan and finleap. meanwhile i can count on one hand the amount of people ive seen even mention slash’s name

#maybe its bc of the familiar cast in avos but like for all the ppl insisting dotc and clear sky is suuuper deep and complex actually #no one actually talks about it and the people i see who do talk about it are not favorable to it #and if they do like characters like one eye then they just invent new lore bc they dont like the canon (based btw) #actually i just tried searching slash’s name in the tumblr search. its mostly design blogs getting cats from his group #and you gotta scroll for a while to see a post abt slash himself #which im not shitting on design blogs i dont give a fuck abt him i was just doing a test #no one cares abt slash. hes not even worth being put alongside the other dark brown tabby tom villain meme posts

[swordmaid]

considering that raphael was familiar with durge’s handiwork and tells them that when they first meet, can’t help but think of the potential that mizora is familiar with durge too or at the very least has heard their name mentioned in her circles. and in a wyll romance context, imagine mizora being vaguely familiar of durge meanwhile he doesn’t know anything about her past, so it’s a surprise for her at first when she realises that the oh so gallant blades of frontiers is falling for someone that’s such a sinner. then the realisation that he doesn’t know anything abt them and they’re also not telling him anything ..??? that’s too entertaining for her maybe she’ll stick around and wait to see what happens. mizora whispering in his ear telling wyll that durge isn’t what they seem, and he’s gonna be so sooo disappointed later on when he finds out the truth about their sweet little love and because she’s such a generous and wonderful patron she can tell him the truth for the very small price of adding more shit in his contract - nothing is for free after all. like mizora giving him small warnings early on so she can say I told you so! later, and when he’s not budging she’ll just remind him that he sold his soul to a devil anyway so maybe they really are perfect together. like just the concept of mizora meddling in wyll’s business and being so so annoying in the romance (which doesn’t even have to be durge romance tbh but I’m thinking of it in the wyves (wyll/yves) context lol) is such a missed opportunity imo. like she literally has a tracker on him she’s very aware of what’s going on and I refuse to accept that she won’t at least try to ruin the moment when there’s something romantic happening between wyll and durge.

and then you have wyll who chooses to believe their partner than to listen to the devil buzzing in his ear, the slow dread when he realises what mizora was hinting about durge was true when the act 3 reveal happens, and how proud he would have felt when he watched them deny bhaal and reclaim their own freedom because mizora had been so wrong about them.

also just because wyll is in a constant surveillance 24/7 imagine how uncomfortable it would’ve been for him trying to show his affections towards his partner when there’s a voice planting doubts in his ear whether it’s about his partner or himself. it’s an active effort from him to block her voice out and sometimes it won’t always work. so his affection comes out a bit restrained sometimes, a little held back, but then he doesn’t want his partner to worry so he puts a bit more performance but it pains him bc he knows that they deserved to be loved better than what he’s showing right now and he wants to love them better but he just can’t in that moment …

#anyway I love the wyves ship name like everyone moved idk #but it’s SUCH a missed opportunity that you don’t get any extra dialogues concerning the wyllmance with mizora like wtf #she’d eat that shit up like hello ?? and even more so if it’s karlach who’s romancing wyll like she should at least #have a comment or two about it considering she loves to meddle #or even a reaction from his DAD like that’s the whole ass duke there and Yves want to marry his son and she was formerly one of the cult #leaders who was involved in his abduction and if shit were the same as before SHE would’ve been the one abducting and putting that worm in #his eye you know …! and then imagine his final romance scene if he’s free from his pact and mizora #and he can finally show his love unrestrained and he can love the way he wants to ..! and in the way he’s been meaning to btw #like that elation… that thrill… wyll and durge doing more than roll around the grass /I/ personally think she should get fucked nasty #against that tree but 🤷‍♀️ each to their own but I want more giddy and in love wyll !!!!!!! #and in the variation where he extends his contract his final scene will be similar but he’s more restrained bc mizora is watching so yves #DOESNT get fucked nasty against a tree … idk they should’ve done more with him I think 😭

[quietwingsinthesky]

i bestow upon my oc the highest honor i can: janitor*

*in charge waste disposal on the ship

#also without actually having any sort of managerial title because that belongs to their mentor/friend/father figure 10656 #because you’ll never guess what happens on a starship with limited resources when you can’t work anymore #which he can. just not as well as he used to. but if he has the title that says he is…. #undecided rn if the Dangerous Thing the doctor shows up to stop kills 10656 #or if he’s still alive and they have to live with knowing that leaving means not only will they never see him again! but that’s basically it #for him! their little scam relies on 11089 doing the work he can’t and putting it under his name #i think it’s be funny for the doctor to have a companion who can’t go home :) not because home doesn’t exist of course. physically it’s #right there. but. well. #doctor: (remembering martha and rose) btw do u want me to modify your cellphone to call ur mom? #11089: idk what a cellphone is? or who my mom is? :/ #dw oc #anyway this was about them being a janitor. they’re so good at their job <3 #which in space is knowing precisely how to get rid of waste without knocking them off-course via the expulsion. and being very good at #identifying airlocks. and they’ll pick up mops pretty well when they find one.

[scooberdiver]

re-scrying my zacharie dragon bc i originally planned him back when bogsneaks were first released.... which one of these terts look the best i cannot decide

#i think im leaning toward points.... but i also think firebreather looks cool too. damn #glimmer was his original one bc i love the pink footies..... pink feets #also this was back before i realized you could plan outfits and i dint wanna go thru the whole archive looking for pink shoes. #so i just picked a tert that made his feet pink LMAO #i want to get him a mask obv so the look of his face doesnt matter to me as much... im looking primarily at his chest/feet #bc im also putting the white feather wings on him #aauahhhgh. #hmmmm maybe i do like glimmer actually. #MAN. I DUNNO #maybe i should plan his outfit first before i decide. maybe ill do thay #pic is there for ppl who dont know who he is btw !! i just replayed OFF recently and im fully in love w it again #ive had this boy since.... 2016. and ive never gened him. my god . #rn hes a wildclaw LMAO #bogsneak #fandragons #zacharie #i also need 2 get a rename scroll for him bc rn his name is just zac and that doesnt hit as good. i need 2 give him his full name !!!

[pocket-prosecutor]

this started as an incoherent rant in the server but now I'm obsessed so have a Wereshifer Miles AU one-shot (tl;dr: Edgeworth shrinks to about 6 inches every time the sun goes down)

set after the timeskip in AA5. Edgeworth and Wright live together. Edgeworth's nightly shrinking is part of their routine at this point.

the part with Phoenix getting back on the couch and talking about how Miles makes him feel is a bit that @callie-flower came up with in the server and I really wanted to use that ahh ;;;

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They were sitting on the couch after work. It was a nice day, with the late evening sun still filling the room with a golden glow. In the back, a record player was playing a slow, soothing album.

Suddenly, Phoenix shot up. He looked at Edgeworth with eager eyes.

"Wright, what is-"

"Dance with me."

"W...Now? The sun is almost down, I don't think- h-hey!"

Before Edgeworth could say more, Phoenix pulled him from the couch.

"Just for a bit. Come on, we rarely do this."

Edgeworth stared at Phoenix for a few seconds before smiling and complying to his request.

"Alright, just for a bit then."

They held each other and slow-danced to the music playing in the room for a few minutes, relishing the closeness of the other.

"...Phoenix, it's time, we should st-"

But Phoenix pulled Edgeworth closer, locking eyes with him.

"Phoe- please I'm already losing height."

"Just a little more, Miles."

Edgeworth was making a second attempt to get back to sitting down in a safer spot. But Phoenix wasn't about to let go.

Then it clicked.

"Oh."

Edgeworth relaxed. They kept dancing, although Phoenix had to adjust the way he held his partner as he slowly shrunk down. Phoenix realised it must have looked somewhat silly, but he didn't care.

Within a minute, Edgeworth was too small to even hold Phoenix in his arms. Yet Phoenix was not ready to let go. He picked Edgeworth up the moment he was small enough. Edgeworth looked at him with surprised eyes. He lost the last few inches of his height whilst being held in Phoenix's hands, who had never held Edgeworth while he shrunk before. The experience took them both a little aback.

"I could hold you like this forever, you know." Phoenix said, breaking a short silence.

Edgeworth wasn't sure what to say. He adjusted his position to lay more stable in Phoenix's hands. Then he looked up. Their eyes locked again and Edgeworth took in the sight of Phoenix's face so up close.

He let out a sigh. "Your freckles are exceptionally visible from here." he said half seriously, to break the awkward tension he felt.

Phoenix's heart skipped a beat. Now he was the one who was at a loss of words. He'd held Edgeworth before at nights, but that was mostly to help him get around the house. The sight of his partner laying down in his hands. So small and fragile. And Miles literally trusted him with his whole life in this moment.

Eventually he managed to utter: "God, I want to kiss you so badly right now."

"You- What now?"

"... please?"

Again, Edgeworth was unsure what to say. What was Phoenix thinking? This was one of the worst moments for Phoenix to play the romantic fool.

Wasn't it?

...

Edgeworth smiled.

"Okay."

"Wait really?"

He stood up in Phoenix's palms and nodded. "Really."

Phoenix didn't wait until Edgeworth could change his mind. He brought his hands closer to his face as gently as possible. His lips covered Edgeworth's entire face, and Edgeworth tried his best not to fall over. To keep his balance, he wrapped his arms around Phoenix's cheeks, and kissed him back as well as he could despite his size.

Phoenix gently drew back his hands, which made Edgeworth fall over on his palms. As he laid there, staring at Phoenix, he smiled.

"The song stopped playing already, you know."

"I don't care." As Phoenix said that, he cupped Edgeworth against his chest and moved to music that was not longer playing. Edgeworth listened to Phoenix's heartbeat and relaxed.

When Phoenix was done, he fell back on the couch, keeping Edgeworth close to his chest.

"Do you hear that Miles? This is how you make me feel all the time."

Edgeworth moved to lay on his back on Phoenix's chest and let out a heavy sigh. He never thought of shrinking every night as anything positive. It was always a burden to him, and now he often felt like a burden to Phoenix. Being showered in affection like this felt...good.

Really good.

Maybe this wasn't so bad after all.

They sat like this for a while, both contemplating what just happened, until one of them spoke up:

"We could do this more often."

#wereshifter miles au #aa gt #aa g/t #g/t #my stuff #where Miles gets interupted by Phoenix like 5 times #theyre dancing to Like Real People Do obviously #because i can never be normal when that song comes on #how many awkward silences can i add in 5 sentences? the answer will surprise you #i passed out a few times writing this #Phoenix picking up a shrinking Edgeworth: idk i didnt think id get this far #oh to dance with a tiny to kiss the tiny and oh to share a moment of intimacy with the tiny #between them Phoenix is defintely the more romantic one and Edgeworth the one who goes along with it bc !! husband moments #referring to Phoenix by his first name and Edgeworth by his last idk that feels less jarring to me #also disclaimer: i havent played aa5 yet lmao #this is entirely based on what i see in fanworks #ppl seem to put them down a bit more romantic and mature so im going from there #it's up to you to decide who says the very last sentence btw i think it both fits #after this Edgeworth gets more comfortable with uh. intimacy. after he shrinks #ok i went through this so many times already i think it looks good. i just need to blow life into this idea #im so obsessed with it

[bylertruther]

mike would bite y'all for comparing him to steve 💔 he will NEVER be michael wheeler ✋

#pls..... the rain fight line was out of pocket yes but DID HE LIE? #he wasn't saying it in a bad way #he was just saying 'DAMN bro lay off me' in a knee-jerk way bc #1) it's LITERALLY not his fault tht will doesn't like girls and as such cannot get a girlfriend like them and #2) will has been bottling this all up and just exploded on him so it's not like he could've prepared a way to word that better beforehand #and 3) he says 'it's not MY fault' because will is pinning the breakdown of the party on HIM as if he can control other people and #4) mike has NEVER been homophobic he literally pushed troy down for what he said and clearly does not ever like any of the homophobic #things anyone has EVER said about will and he makes him feel like he's not a mistake and like he has a place in this world and like he's #/BETTER/ for being different so literally how on fucking earth are you going to say he's being homophobic for being blunt ONE TIME #meanwhile steve was a punk ass bitch for what? clout?! cos he felt emasculated? bc he was being a follower? #it was mean of mike to point it out bc they were talking abt friendship not That specifically but it feels a little um . #odd to act like he's calling him a literal slur and bringing up sexuality in a cruel way like how steve did to jonathan. #sorry it's literally a gif set but can we PLEASE not act like mike called will a fucking slur and is homophobic like are you kidding me. #(tiffany pollard voice) STEVE?!?! mike sweetie i'm SO sorry tht someone would say tht to u #and steve clearly did love nancy btw. they're just not compatible and he doesn't see that bc he doesn't see the entirety of who she is now. #srry tht rain fight is NOTHING like the steve n jonathan fight sorry but it isn't. it isn't!!!!!!!!!! put some respect on mike's name!!!!!! #ok im fine. im gonna eat my cheerios now bye waving emoji etc

[todayisafridaynight]

sorry i am still thinking about Y4 and i say this like every other day but daigo really. my fuckin god he deserves the longest most relaxing vacation ever

#snap chats #watched two vids that made me cackle bout daigo but they were also Real Talk moments lowkey #ok one of them was High Key it was the whole joke of the video #BUT POINT IS no like. UGH i know i talk about it every day but daigo really was doing his best with what he had #kiryu got the Generational Trauma Audacity to push this all onto daigo and then get confused when things dont work out #Y4 kiryu aint real but daigos trauma is #shout out to that one redditor The Only Redditor In The World who was actually sympathetic to daigo's character #and was just 'people dog on him so much but he grows a good amount throughout the series' like Thank You #please put some respect on my son's name #oh yeah i havent drawn shit btw i just kept watching yakuza memes 💀💀 #top tier memes tyvm i only got the Spiciest options #but ima go draw now tho it's like halfway through the day

[writerfae]

The Knights of the Alder - What if…

…Talon was part of the Knights?

*

When Aiden woke up again, the first thing he noticed was how dry his throat felt. The second thing he noticed was that he wasn’t alone.

The boy from earlier was there, the blonde with the sharp eyes. Talon, if he recalled right.

As the fae noticed that he was awake, he made his way over to the prisoner, perching down in front of him, too close for Aiden’s liking.

“Look who’s finally awake.”

Instinctively Aiden tried to move away, but the rope that tied his hands to the pole behind him held him in place.

Talon smirked. “So you’re the one that caused us all this trouble?”

The boy tilted Aiden’s chin upwards with a finger, amusement shining in his golden eyes.

“I would have expected someone more… impressive.”

Aiden huffed and jerked his head to the side to try and escape the other, but Talon grabbed his chin and turned his head back towards him.

“Did no one tell you that it’s impolite not to look at the person that talks to you?” he scolded.

“Has no one taught you that it is impolite to pester innocent defenseless people?” Aiden pressed through gritted teeth.

Talon regarded him with an expression of mock hurt.

“Pestering you? Oh no. I’m just talking to you, that’s all. Don’t you want to talk? Also,” he let go of Aiden’s chin, letting his finger wander down Aiden’s throat.

“I don’t think you’re as innocent as you claim to be.”

Aiden gulped, suddenly too aware of the dry feeling in his throat. As if the fae had noticed what he was thinking, he stood up and went over to the little desk, returning with a flask in his hand.

“Here.” Standing in front of him, the blonde held out the water bottle.

Aiden’s eyes immediately jumped to the movement of the water inside the clear glass of the flask.

He was thirsty, but he didn’t trust the fae one bit. Who knew what he put in there.

Gathering all his mental strength, he shook his head violently.

Talon rolled his eyes. “You can drink, you idiot.” He nudged Aiden with the flask. “It’s not poisoned or anything. We still need you after all.”

Aiden looked down at the water bottle in the other’s hand. “You could’ve still put something in it,” he mumbled.

The other boy shrugged. “Sure I could have, but I didn’t. If you rather want to dehydrate though, be my guest. I don’t mind.”

With his free hand he reached out and brushed a stray strand of hair out of Aiden’s face. Aiden flinched.

“But you mortals waste away so easily when it comes to things like this, so if I were you I’d drink. Who knows when you’ll get a chance again.”

He held out the flask to Aiden once more. Hesitantly Aiden leaned forwards and drank, eyes not leaving the gold-eyed fae.

The blonde watched him with a smirk. “Good boy.”

After he decided Aiden had enough Talon took the flask away from him and raised it to his own lips to drink.

Aiden’s eyes followed the movement, lingering on the other’s lips for just a second too long, which Talon noted with amusement. He attached the bottle to his belt.

“It’s a shame, really,” he said. “that our lady wants to shed your blood.”

Aiden froze at the mentioning of Morena’s plans for him. The other boy grinned, seeing how his words affected his prisoner, and the look he gave Aiden made him shiver.

“You’re quite cute for an insignificant halfling. What a waste.”

Aiden absolutely refused to blush, not wanting to give that asshole the satisfaction.

His cheeks colored a little anyway and Aiden cursed himself, because there was no way the fae didn’t notice.

Aiden snarled, irritated. He was mad at the fae with the golden eyes, mad at himself for letting him get to him so easily.

“I can’t be that insignificant when you need me to reawaken your stupid king. I bet I am of far more significance for your lady’s plans than you are.”

Talon laughed. “So he does bite back. Who would’ve thought. Maybe there’s more to you than I thought.”

The fae smiled. Leaning down, he whispered close to Aiden’s ear. “Who knows which skills may lie behind this pretty facade.”

“Talon,” a voice from behind them said and Talon pulled away. Aiden couldn’t help but to feel relieved.

“Leave the boy alone,” said a young woman with dark hair that Aiden hadn’t seen before. “And leave, it’s my turn to watch him now.”

“And it was just about to get interesting,” the blonde mumbled, but he turned to the other fae and bowed.

“Very well, Lady Nyx.”

He threw Aiden a mischievous look over his shoulder and winked.

Then he left and Aiden felt like he could finally breathe again.

*

Background info: in this scenario Talon (as well parts of his family) is part of the group who want to reawaken the Alderking (the knights of the Alder).

I had that idea because it might as well be possible, since Talon’s family used to be part of the Alder court before the king fell. And if his father would be interested in getting the family’s former status back, naturally Talon would follow him.

I’m not sure if he’d be fully convinced about the plans though, so it could be possible that something -or someone- could change his mind

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#did I have to make bad guy Talon extra flirty? no #did I do it anyway? yes #cause I firmly believe if it would be like this with everything between them aside he would flirt with Aiden #cause like I said he’s his type #and Aiden is all blushy and so made about it #there’s two possible outcomes of this what if scenario #either Aiden kills Talon later on #or he gets him to join his side #also i accidentally put a spoiler there and not so accidentally left it in #I was thinking about maybe making ‘what if’ a little series of alternate ideas about the story I have/had #like Aiden joining the knights #or Henry being the new Alderking #or other stuff I can’t think of rn #(oh how about a combination of Talon as a knight and Aiden joining them too) #(​it would be like that one song in the Excalibur musical) #(…. the one probably none of you know since it’s a German musical apparently ) #(but since it’s about someone who wants revenge on their brother and helps someone to make him fall so that would be the vibe of this idea #the name of the song is Morgen triffst du den Tod BTW #writer speaks #writeblr #wip: the knights of the alder #what if #what if series (?) #writing #my writing

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when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done