#hey chio everyone is at least bi

[chasneedsamoustache]

For your consideration.

I mean this is just how I see them???

Geralt - Straight apart from that one damn bard whom he loves more that anyone else ever but because he loves him so much he will never act on it because its scawy. Definitely likes pegging. Looks like a wild boy in bed, is a bad boy in bed. Commitment issues.

Eskel - A true pan child, boys, girls, everyone in between and outside. Just a big soppy baby. Loves cuddles but will also choke you and fuck you senseless. Three in a bed and everyone cares about everyone poly. Loyal baby but doesn’t commit very often, also doesn’t have flings. Feels a lot but is private about it.

Lambert - Somewhere between pan and bi but only likes people who could kick his ass. Girly girls terrify him. Serial monogamist. Looks like a nasty boy but an absolute sub and soft puppy in bed. If he loves you, he’ll love you forever. Doesn’t really smash outside of relationships. Will murder for you, no jokes. 

Jaskier/Dandelion - Pan pan pan. Anything and everyone. Flings and fuck buddies everywhere. Pretends he doesn’t care about them, but he does, each and every one, but it’s not the same love. Loves one person and we all know who. Lots of relationships everywhere, if they find out about each other it’s trouble. An absolute wet fish in bed, but tries his best. Sub af. 

Vesemir - When his son’s are away he’s covered in bitches,  doesn’t about gender, and smashes them all. Just a big orgy as soon as the kids leave. He is the definition of daddy. All his conquests are younger. One time Es comes home randomly and is absolutely stunned, sworn to secrecy, never looks at papa in the same way. Everyone is satisfies. Big cuddle huddle after. Makes eggs for everyone. Does not smash when children are home.

#I am not sorry #hey chio everyone is at least bi #yeah i don't understand how people only like one gender tbh #I just like everyone #ok cool #anyway #eskel #jaskier #dandelion #lambert #geralt #vesemir #the wolves of kaer morhen #kaer morons #kaer morhen #geralt of rivia #the witcher #witcher