#homestuck act 6 intermission 3

[pesterloglog]

Damara Megido, Horuss Zahhak

Act 6, page 5398

DAMARA: これ以上のゲームはありません。馬男。今私をファック。[There are no more games. Horse man. Fuck me now.]

HORUSS: 8=D < E%cuse me?

DAMARA: HORSEAPONI またがっ私を曲げる。あなたは私がハードファック。HORSEY スタイル。[I bend across HORSEAPONI. You fuck me hard. HORSEY style.]

HORUSS: 8=D < Oh! I see you've taken an interest in this fine, albeit diminutive steed given to me as a gift earlier.

HORUSS: 8=D < Isn't it wonderful? I shall feed it many an apple and it will grow to be STRONG.

DAMARA: 私にリンゴを養う。その後、私の髪をつかむ。あなたはチャンピオンのように私に乗るだろう。[Feed me apple. Then, grab my hair. You will ride me like a champ.]

HORUSS: 8=D < I don't... do what with your horns? Ride what, now?

DAMARA: のバケツを埋めることができます。その後、内容がスプラッシュ。私の体の上にすべての。次に干し草の山に私を投げる。[You can fill the bucket. Then, the contents of the splash. All over my body. Then throw me in a pile of hay.]

HORUSS: 8=D < You want me to... something about... hay? Hm.

DAMARA: 私はあなたのホーンを吸うことができます。同時に、あなたは私のお尻を平手打ち。リズミカルにそれを行う。また。いななく。[I can suck your horn. At the same time, you slap my ass. Do it rhythmically. Also. Neigh.]

HORUSS: 8=D < You would like me to perform... what rhythmic behavior, e%actly? While making which animal noise?

DAMARA: 私のすべての反復をファック。性的エクスタシーを体験する私たちのすべてを引き起こす。私たちは一斉にオーガズムましょう。[Fuck my all iterations. Cause all of us to experience sexual ecstasy. We try to orgasm in unison.]

HORUSS: 8=D < Do what with... wait... all of you? Wouldn't that be quite a lot of Damaras, regardless of the activity you are trying to describe?

DAMARA: 清潔なタオルで私を包んでください。私は農場の動物のようにうめき声をしなければならない。[Please wrap me with a clean towel. I must moan like farm animals.]

DAMARA: 私の足の間に腹立たしそうに鼻を鳴らす。私は殺された子羊のように悲鳴を上げるでしょう。[Snort angrily between my legs. I would scream like a lamb that was killed.]

DAMARA: 私たちは一緒に私たちのお尻を持ってみましょう。共通のオーガズムに参加。すべての終わりでは、私たちを取り囲んでいる。[Let us have our ass together. Participate in the common orgasm. At the end of all that surrounds us.]

HORUSS: 8=D < Trying to decode your speech is quite agitating, you know.

HORUSS: 8=D < Whenever I talk to you, my system gets a little switchy.

HORUSS: 8=D < I begin to faintly channel an ancient soul from Alterniasia, and I come very close to understanding you. But then it vanishes just as quickly, and my host vessel is left with nothing but an overwhelming e%perience of perspiration.

HORUSS: 8=D < Not that I would e%pect a lowly rust b100ded singleton like you to understand.

DAMARA: もっと私を低下させる。私はほとんどそこにいる。[Degrade me more. I'm almost there.]

DAMARA: フリーク。[Freak.]

#homestuck #damara megido #horuss zahhak #homestuck act 6 #page 5398 #homestuck act 6 intermission 3 #openbound

[homestuck-quotes-sometimes]

CRONUS: vwell, this is clearly absurd, but nyeh, vwhat the heck. CRONUS: mituna, i just cant take it anymore. i think my ghost is going to kill itself. MITUNA: WH0W4H L375 FUCK!!!!! CRONUS: vwait... CRONUS: really? MITUNA: N0 0Y0 P135H3 0FF 1ND107 FUGG1NG G4R484GE #FUCKY0UFUCKY0UFUCKY0UFUCKY0UFUCKY0U CRONUS: oh.

#homestuck #hs #homestuck quotes #p 5308 #act 6 intermission 3 #openbound #cronus ampora #mituna captor #crotuna

[hummelig]

LEIJON BONDING <333

#homestuck #nepeta leijon #meulin leijon #liveblogging homestuck #act 6 intermission 3

[lesboygamzee]

alternia canonically isnt a matriarchy as not only was condesce working under lord english but he also had a huge say in how a lot of things worked outside of that . you know , lord english .. the guy who is partially caliborn , the explicitly canon misogynist ?

#source of the above image : act 6 intermission 3 #talking to meenah as porrim ( other way around is entirely different dialogue ) #homestuck #alternia #let the bard speak

[ariose-ghoul]

imagine you were adopted by a single father, spent your entire life trying to hide the fact that you are so vastly different from your peers and when you finally make friends, not one but two of them go on killing sprees, one of whom makes out w/ the corpses. you have to stop his murderyness and then become his kind-of bestie. you finally get to meet new people, the likes of which you have never seen. the plan is going all wrong but you finally have a minute to breathe. then you immediately get hit in the face with a dildo.

anyways karkat homestuck am i right.

#homestuck #just finished act 6 intermission 1 #yes buckets = dildos im not elaborating fuck you <3 #also you're kind of the descendant/ancestor (at the same time) of jesus?? still kinda confused about that tbh

[inconspicuousnpc]

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT KANKRI

#sam rereads homestuck #the dancesters #are the worst #they’re all terrible and i want to squeeze them all to death in a good way #they’re all perfectly exaggerated #except porrim i fuck with her #act 6 intermission 3 #homestuck #hs #kankri vantas

[chuckling-chemist]

The Tellius arc of Fire Emblem is objectively the best because Path of Radiance leads you to think this will be your average plotted (for the time) Fire Emblem game and nothing crazy complicated, and then Radiant Dawn comes out and its

Act 1 Act 2 Act 3 Act 3 Intermission 1 Act 3 Act 3 Intermission 2 Act 3 Act 3 Intermission 3 Act 3 Act 4 Act 5 (as 4's endgame is split into 5 parts)

#fire emblem #fire emblem tellius #this is a joke btw #i was just thinking about the game and was amused at the POV switches in book 3 #and its relation to homestuck's act 6 intermissions #(which was what the comic called its POV changes between alpha kids and beta kids/trolls) #really paved the way for the later games i think #feels like they were really trying out the idea of multiple lord characters #but it's the only one so far (afaik) where the story actively switches between them within the story itself #instead of switching between separate playthroughs

[weirdmageddon]

so many people in the homestuck fandom nowadays are younger and weren’t there to experience the comic as it updated, so all they know of homestuck is what it is as a finished product in an archived state. but it hit so much different when you were there

i was exposed to homestuck in 2011/2012 (i used to hate hearing about it) but begrudgingly finally decided to check it out in 2013. the latest update was the very last update of act 6 intermission 5: “THERE IS NO DISC THREE YOU ASSHOLE. THE END. AAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” (4/14/2013)

the first upd8 i was there to experience was [S] ACT 6 ACT 6, the HOMOSUCK update (6/12/13) and quite frankly i dont think i couldve asked for a better first update to jump onto homestuck with. start of a new act, and retelling no less, and fucking caliborn the funniest mf in the comic narrating and drawing it

so i was there for……..wow all of this:

the FIRST fun fact is that in the homosuck anthem made by toby fox in [S] ACT 6 ACT 6, the “mmMMmmm” sound effect is sampled from his own voice as karkat in the baby is you

the SECOND fun fact is one that those who were not there for the end of the gigapause and the start of ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 3 wouldn’t know:

at the end of the 1 year gigapause (10/16/13–10/16/14) mspaintadventures crashed from too many refreshes. the hype for the end of the gigapause was MASSIVE.

remember this page? originally this page only said “WELCOME BACK.” and nothing else and the css style was the mspa default

luckily my blog is a time capsule so you can experience 10/16/14 vicariously

but then

on the same day

the update link was removed from the site.

remember this was the highly anticipated return from the gigapause—the comic’s longest hiatus while it was ongoing

and then it was reuploaded the next day on 10/17/14 with caliborn’s green css style with a newly added word that was basically talking to all of us in real time:

WELCOME BACK.

(AGAIN.)

and that is the cemented, final resting state of the page. and that’s also why the gigapause is one year + one day instead of just one year

and thats the story of the reason why caliborn says (AGAIN.), it’s nothing disruptive or out of place to people who weren’t there since it could easily just be played off as us readers returning to caliborn’s narration in the main acts. but for the people who were there this feels like it was more personally targeted towards them and what they experienced and i’m always reminded of living through all this when i see it lol

#homestuck #hs #homestuck meta #hs meta #homestuck history #long post

[cyber-corp]

An actual summary of Homestuck Act 6's intermissions

by someone who’s a page away from Collide

Let’s do this lightning-round style.

After breaking through the fourth wall on the ship and getting the Gift of Gab (lol), John and Jade prepare for a three-year-long voyage to meet up with the gang, with Davesprite, Nannasprite, and a variety of other faces in tow. They write a letter for the crew.

The Monarch (previously the Mendicant) and the firefly buddy (I've forgotten their name) plead for the Vagabond's life. She takes him to the trolls and kid's rendezvous spot.

The trolls finally meet up with Dave and Rose, who have indeed reached God Tier. Half-dead Sollux and GT Aradia show up as well. They plan to host a "funeral" for Sollux, who is just sort of watching in disgust.

After Karkat's bucket-human-troll-sloppy-fueled breakdown from John's letter, the Vagabond, and the firefly show up, and the gang sets off through the Furthest Ring.

Intermission 2

Hussie, who was taking care of Spades Slick after he fucking killed the world by shooting Snowman, is shot dead by Lord English. I'm sure he'll show up later though. They always do.

It's been about a year in between the intermissions. While Rose explains what the Scratch did, Karkat attempts to explain the troll love quadrants to Dave. They draw dicks, fight, Dave wins by a mile through the suplex

Meanwhile, John, Jade and friends play the Ghostbusters II MMORPG, which is hilarious that that is even a thing in the first place. Jaspersprite sings a birthday song for him, Jade gets dogmad, which causes John to black out.

After getting harrassed by an eepy Roxy, John encounters Meenah (the best character!!!!!) for the first time. He takes a trident from her and wakes back up.

In a dream bubble, Terezi meets Aranea (second best character!!!!), who offers her to heal her sight. In another dream bubble, Hussie proposes to Vriska with a ring. Because of course he does.

Intermission 3 (and some other stuff)

Aranea invites Jake to Meenah's dream bubble, where she finds quite a lot of fighting happening. After telling a story of the Condensce, Jake embarrasses himself by attempting to wallop Meenah. He wakes up after getting whacked, but Brain Ghost Dirk sticks around.

After a "quick" game of Meenah Quest, we get a glimpse of what John and Jade are up to; watching Con Air baybee!!!! Except John has a big freakout over hating the movie, hating Davesprite, and passes out. What a guy.

PM and Noir are locked in chase before they enter a bubble of Jack's own massacre of the Battlefield, before John awakens and fights him. Rose shows up for a brief second and John uses his cool-ass windy powers as well.

After the battle, John wanders into a desert, finds a ring, and finds Tavros (wHO DESPERATELY WANTS THE RING,) and Vriska. She shares her plan to find a treasure that'll defeat Lord English.

After another game of Meenah Quest (where she unsuccessfully gets no one on her team), we go back to the meteor, where Rose drinks and forgets her date with Kanaya (best couple. fight me) and then falls down the stairs. They warned her, dog.

John wakes up with the ring, soyjaks, and the intermission ends.

Intermission 5 (CALIBORN TOOK uP THE LAST SPOT)

Dave and Karkat intervene Terezi, who is a massive wreck because of her degrading romance with Gamzee and letting Aranea heal her eyesight.

John, Vriska, Aranea, Meenah and Aradia find a big green cave in a dream bubble, where they also find a juju. It's the Homestuck House! John sticks his hand in it, his arm appears throughout multiple points in the comic, and then voops out of reality completely. He has an INTENSE STAREDOWN with Caliborn and wakes up on LOMAX, Jake's planet.

I don't usually do this but

(skips many, many important bits and pieces)

Vriska comes back (thanks to John's time shenanigans), plans out everything to come and verbally abuses her ghost self, Dave and Dirk have a feelings jam, dead pre-retcon Terezi and Ghost Vriska rejoice in facing the end, and everybody just about gets ready to

Collide.

This has been by far one of the most bonkers pieces of fiction I have ever read, and nothing gets me more excited than to see all of it come together and wrap all of it up, I hope. Also Caliborn and Calliope are one of the best "Jekyll/Hyde" characters I've seen in a long while!

Whatever lies on the other side of that hyperlink, I sure hope it'll be good.

#john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #karkat vantas #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #meenah peixes #aranea serket #jake english #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #jane crocker gets an honourable mention #tavros nitram #caliborn #okay that should be everyone important #homestuck #gecko boy reads homestuck #[S] collide.

[doomsdaydicecascader]

Did you mean something else by "rafe part structure"? I couldn't find anything with that name...

i call it the rafe part structure bc its a lens developed by rafe saltman, in which "part 1" of homestuck consists of acts 1-4, part 2 is act 5 and act 5 act 2, part 3 is act 6 acts 1-5, and part 4 is act 6 act 6 and act 7

it pretty cleanly breaks homestuck up into 4 roughly equal sizes which each follow their own ideas - part 1 being a very direct exploration of sburb, part 2 being the build to cascade, part 3 being the alpha sessions, and part 4 being game over and the build up to the retcon, as well as peak caliborn hours

"side a" and "side b" being split on intermission 2 (side A being a1-5 and side B being a6-a7) is also pretty useful, since cascade ending with the gang flying through a fourth wall signifies a pretty big change in how homestuck is told and what homestuck is invested in telling

[nutzworth]

DAY 4: JANUARY 17, 2024 (i um. was a little busy. oops.)

STATS: read for ~2 hrs pages read: 860-1052. 192 pgs. reached pg 1000! wooo!!! slur count: 6 + 2 = 8 (rose narration, john. both r slur) silly count: 10 + 1 = 11 (john about roses building) piss count: 1/3

THOUGHTS: today started with jade's freshjamz!!!!!!!!! I LOVE!!! i mean dave kind of sucks at making music but jade doesnt! i love how homestuck shows the works of the characters. jades music daves blogs caliborns deviantart whatever. it makes them feel so REAL.

figured out the time differences! if we're staying at johns timezone, dave is 2 hrs ahead and rose is 3 hrs ahead. and jade is 4 hrs ahead!!!! when we were dave pov a convo with jade was at 6:30pm but at jade pov it was 12:30pm so you know.

the exiles are FINALLY MEETING UP!!!! PM!!!!!!!!! i looove pm shes what makes me want to be a mailman. what the hell are the snake worm things in pm's like structure? whats it called? with the terminal. theyre awful silly but theyre kind of freaky and i dont know what they are.

john faq i always read the faqs theyre so fun. john try not to mention your friends by irl name on public forum challenge (even if he assumes everyone else is dead lol). i do NOT understand alchemizing mostly cus i dont get binary. but whatever. maybe i will someday

KARKAT VANTAS! i think the first mentions of the trolls are here! yaaay!

dave strife theyre still strifing i didnt get to the end yet. s beatdown or whatever. always interesting to me that dave never gets sliced or anythign even though theyre fighting with ultra sharp swords. how much restraint is bro (strider) showing? the fights ARE intended to be strengthening dave. but they dont. cus hes a kid and hes passive. im a sucker for bro strider i know he sucks but ugh i love dirk too much

mom lalondes lab drives me coocoo crazy. pov youre rose you go under your dead cats big ass mausoleum and find a laboratory your mother uses. theres 1 battery unlocked just for you. theres a giant ass monitor showing sburb sessions and meteors. did your mother know? did your mother know what was going to happen? youre thirteen years old. do you know? theres bright pink kiddy furniture. did your mother use it? when did she get it? it looks pristine. did she sleep in this when she was little? did she sleep in it as an adult? why would she buy herself such a thing at an adult age? youre rose lalonde. youre thirteen and full of hatred. you dont understand anything. you wear your mothers scarf and you pick up a stray mutant cat and name it after a drink your alcoholic mother loves. youre thirteen and full of hatred and you dont understand anything and you want to, so badly. so so badly.

jade is awesome her scampering through the house rocks. i wonder if she actually believes pa harley is talking to her, or if he actually is, or if shes just pretending. it has to be because of trauma, right? is she genuine? she has to be genuine. right? fosmf if you know anything about this let me know

jack noir... midnight crew.... oh how i cant wait for the intermission.

johns various mental breakdowns (over the discovery of his dads room; over betty crocker gushers; over the drawings over his posters) are insane. he lashes out so weirdly. dave said like john never gets mad or frustrated over real big stuff and he instead funnels it into tiny meaningless problems. i wonder what that means. im not into john enough to read into it or know

jade (and dirk by extension) waking up on prospit (or derse) early makes me thiiiink. i wonder if theyd get freaked by regular normal dreams. they god tier and sleep and wake up in a cold sweat Hello? Where am i. Hello? I just slept and nothing was there. Where am i

thinking about rose + jade a lot these first few acts. i looove rose and i looove jade. i focused on jade a lot the first time i read so im trying to focus on rose more because shes AWESOME! and i want to get to know her better. she deserves it. but anyway thats enough for today sorry for taking like a 12 day break lol

#me #nutzworth hs reread #its midnight.... was racing to do this before bed lol. they call me the sleeper

[pesterloglog]

Andrew Hussie

Act 6, page 5398

HUSSIE: Meenah is kind of throwing a bone to the pisces people who got stuck with Feferi. Feferi didn't really do anything and then she died. Meenah is a cool sassy punk who has more important stuff to do than Feferi ever did. You just spent like the last three hours playing through these games from her POV so obviously you know that. You're probably sick of fish puns by now. After a while you start running out of fish puns. You can overdo it with fish puns, much like you can overfish the ocean. You start literally running out of fucking fish. Be careful out there.

HUSSIE: Meenah discovered that raising and army is hard. But you know what's really hard? What's really hard is making games. Games disguise the effort that go into them probably like few other crafts. In order to make a game that is even slightly better than mediocre, someone probably had to die in the process. Like building pyramids. Nobody actually died while making these games though, hence they were just ok. But still if you add up all the work done collectively on these last three games, it probably was comparable to the manhours that went into [S] Cascade. You know what that is? That's a silly ass fact.

#homestuck #andrew hussie #homestuck act 6 #page 5398 #homestuck act 6 intermission 3 #openbound

[homestuck-quotes-sometimes]

MEENAH: bro you gotta speak up KARKAT: IF I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T I HATEMARRY MYSELF!!!!!!! #WHAT ARE YOU DEAF MEENAH: T)(ATS your p word MEENAH: what in glubs name does that mean KARKAT: NOTHING. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. KARKAT: IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT REMINDS ME OF AN OLD FRIEND. ALRIGHT?! CAN WE GET GOING NOW?

#homestuck #hs #homestuck quotes #p 5263 #act 6 intermission 3 #openbound #meenah peixes #karkat vantas

[hummelig]

I love Areanas exposition booth so much shes so precious <3

#aranea serket #meenah peixes #homestuck #liveblogging homestuck #act 6 intermission 3

[davekat-sucks]

I feel so interested in what everyone has to say on this blog. It’s refreshing to see people be able to say what is honestly on their mind.

I want to ask everyone what their favorite parts of Homestuck is and why? Follow up, what is the worst part of the story to you? Not including extended canon and not including shitty canon ships.

Favorite part of mine would be Act 3 and the Intermission that follow. For getting time to know Jade, the Exiles, Sburban Jungle, and the Midnight Crew section as a whole. Worst for me would be around Act 6. Like I don't mind the somewhat change in character introduction, but then when the romance drama starts, it really drags on. Then there's the extreme frustrations that happens on meteor. Caliborn made it tolerable to read through the crap. And of course, I hate how Hussie had to cave in to censorship for the infamous CAUCASIAN/PEACHY panel. I had been around to see tumblr posts about that shit. Like damn.

And then starts to all go downhill by Post Retcon. Vriska solving every fucking thing still grates me and people think this was okay. Not many feel pity for John that someone still has to tell him to do a thing and he can't do things for himself. But then again, Breath was never about freedom in the first place.

#homestuck #Andrew Hussie

[classpectpokerap]

Pesterquest Rewritten - Intermission 1 Act 1 Complete!

Pleased to say that the first 6 volumes of PQR -- including the Prologue, the four Beta Kids, and the first part of the intermission, are all COMPLETE! (With the exception of a few WIP sprites for Damara, drawn up by the AMAZING BUGFlower413.) 

Going to give credit and shoutouts to just a few of the MANY people who helped make PQR a reality:

ash taylor?!, for composing the LOHAC and Prospit themes while i was LITERALLY ASLEEP and nailing them basically first try,

Hydro-City-Zone, for helping edit some of the John backgrounds, and for spriting, composing, and writing for their secret route basically entirely on their own,

My lovely lovely friends/beta readers, including but not limited to Ocean Man, Symphony, Luke, and terminalTermagant, for making PQR half as coherent as it is,

and nearly most of all -- YOU!!! You in the PQR comments section, for being the nicest fucking people on the planet.

I say "nearly" most of all because the biggest thanks has to go to my INCREDIBLE partner FlaringK. They not only helped me get the initial programming done back when I was deliriously sick with COVID in September, not only have been my best and strongest cheerleader, playing and reviewing every new update diligently, not only are responsible for doing ALL OF THE ENDCARD ART, as well as the insert art during Jade's route and the intermission, not ONLY created the tool Homestuck5Plus, which I used to format the transcripts AS WELL AS the memolog sections in-game -- 

But have just been a star player. Thank you so much a for to playing my game. >:3 

She's watching me type this and cringing. Get owned loser

LMFAO

:D

The newest route is about Beta Roxy Lalonde in the Hiveswap era. HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!!!!! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALONDES

#pesterquest rewritten #homestuck fanfic #my fanfic #fansim #homestuck #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #lalonde birthday