#houseposting

[robertseanleonardthinker]

went to do my t shot... wtf is this?!?!

#house md #mouse bites #mouse md #hatecrimes md #houseposting

[femcelriddler]

got asked if house was actually gay or if it was just a headcanon yesterday by a group of people that had never seen house and i talked for twenty minutes straight trying to convince them that hilson was real 😭

#they hate me so bad #houseposting #gregory house #hate crimes md #hilson #james wilson #house md

[microwavedmetal]

...Do I need to say it?

#house md #houseposting

[ratsalad]

totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was

#also what manga is he reading. it's not even translated he's reading the original japanese #house md #hilson #vaaya moodu #8x09 better half #houseposting #1k #5k #10k #gregory house #james wilson #20k #30k

[graciepoetsociety]

this is THE single gayest lineup i have ever seen in my life and of course it’s from house md

#house md #hatecrimes md #hilson #gregory house #house x wilson #houseposting #james wilson #chris taub #like hello???? foreman???? #eric foreman #this is homosexuality at its finest #except taub #hes not yas slaying as much as the others here #sorry taub

[papertowness]

my dealer : yo i just got this new strain called ‘ princeton plainsboro 2006 ‘ 😳 you’ll be zonked off your gourd 💯

me : yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

* ten minutes later *

me : i gotta get this guy his sandwich

my buddy house , pacing back and forth : maybe i don’t want to push this thing until it breaks

#i literally thjnk about son of coma guy like every day i’m not even joking #it altered my brain chemistry forever ( for the worse ) #GOD such a good episode #best episode . to date #house #house md #houseposting #james wilson #gregory house #greg house #lgbtq #lgbt #hilson

[greghatecrimes]

my god I just discovered this promo picture and i am DYING. does anyone know what some of the shirts say?? left to right i have:

wilson: admit the past, deny the present

thirteen: “has a reason”. either “everything has a reason” or “not everything has a reason”. her hair is covering

chase: don’t blame me blame my gender (god thats SO him)

kutner: doing things changes things

house: hope is for sissies

foreman: bad mojo is not a diagnosis (LMAO)

cuddy: something with “don’t trust opinions”??

cameron: looks like the second word is “something”

taub: something with “do good”?

also the fact that half of them are barefoot and the other half aren’t with no rhyme or reason. i am DYING

#all of the shirts that i can read are seriously so them #greg house #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #robert chase #hate crimes md #house md #lisa cuddy #chris taub #allison cameron #eric foreman #lawrence kutner #houseposting #promo pic shenanigans #100 #200 #500 #1k

[blue-boulder]

didn’t include this in my 2020s house md headcanons but i think house would tell wilson he served cunt at least once. in a really mocking tone, mind you, but he’d say it. i also like to think he’d say slay

#house will take up any opportunity to be cunty & so i feel like this has to be correct #even more horrifying than this though i got an image in my mind’s eye of him doing the whip and nae nae #horrible. i want to unthink that #house md #gregory house #james wilson #houseposting

[barryroyco]

“why did wilson say he loved amber so soon” well… why wouldn’t he? it’s not her he really feels it for anyway. it’s house. he knows he loves house, and once he finds him in amber, why wouldn’t he be able to say it?

it’s implied that wilson is a bit of a flirt with the women at the hospital. but he jumps head first into that real, committed relationship with amber. he could only ever have felt so comfortable to the extent we saw him get with amber because he was projecting onto her what he wanted with house. their relationship wasn’t that great: i.e. water bed ep. but better than the others we see because she was the attainable version of what he wanted.

when she dies, we feel that grief because he did like amber as a person for sure, but he’s losing the only woman he actually felt he could feel something for. how do we know that it’s all still, at it’s root, love for house?

wilson goes off and hilson have their breakup and whatnot. but as soon as he and house come back together, what does he do? he invokes amber to pull a prank on house.

when they finally resolve that tension and go back to being “friends,” there’s such a sense of relief from both of them. we see a similar thing play out between them when house and cuddy break up. wilson marches into cuddy’s office and yells at her for leaving him (despite her valid reasons)—what does that tell us? he would never leave house. he accepts him for who he is and strives to make him better but doesn’t leave him (for good, anyway) when he fails. AKA, in the end, it’ll always be them. nothing could possibly tear them apart. and any relationship they attempt is doomed to fail because they’re… well. they’re each other’s foils. they’ve ruined each other for the rest of the world and they make sure to keep it that way because they wouldn’t want it any other way.

so, yeah, wilson said i love you too soon to amber. but, to be fair to him, it had been boiling up for about fifteen years.

#to be perfectly clear i love amber #but dr james wilson is a gay man #to ME #house md #james wilson #dr house #dr wilson #greg house #hilson #gregory house #house/wilson #hate crimes md #house x wilson #amber volakis #dr james wilson #dr greg house #houseposting

[winged-paki]

House MD will spend an entire season glorifying medical malpractice, inventing new ways to be racist ableist and misogynistic, queerbaiting both within and without the narrative, etc. but the final few episodes will be the most fucked up, psychological, 4D chess introspectives you’ve ever seen that will make you reevaluate your life and the power of metaphor. Good fucking god.

#house #house md #hate crimes md #YES I’m talking about the houses head / wilsons heart shit I literally can’t think about it without getting full body chills #like why did that have to go so HARD???? #and s1’s house’s leg episode and the cuddy/vicodin shit in s6 BRUH…. #what was in the water in that writers room?????? #houseposting

[4usrhacidae]

house and wilson are like.

i'm never letting you go not even if it kills us (and it will). i love games and that's what life is to me, but you and me is the most important game i'll ever play (and there's no chance of winning). we look for love elsewhere and we never find it but we don't want to live without love so i guess we're stuck with each other. i hope we're miserable together forever. we can't get divorced if we never actually marry. i'm bitter and you're bitter too but you hide it better. let's see how long we can do this (let's bet on it).

#house md #houseposting #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #hate crimes md #<- love that tag #house tag #tvposting #tv tag #written 08/28/2023

[robertseanleonardthinker]

my oncologist and YES he smokes weed

#house md #james wilson #dr wilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #malpractice md #houseposting #robert sean leonard #rsl

[tcm464]

I love it in House of Leaves when you're reading a footnote written by Johnny Truant and then there's another footnote at the end of that one that basically says...

"yo this dude is fucked up - The Editors"

#kira's corner #house of leaves #houseposting #johnny truant

[microwavedmetal]

what happens in house brain when he finally solves that case

#house md #houseposting #sorry once again for shit quality gif

[ratsalad]

i’m losing my WHOLE goddamn mind

> house challenges wilson to choose at least ONE piece of furniture for their new condo instead of letting other people make choices for him/define who he is, bc according to him, the kind of furniture you get says something about you

> wilson spends ages at a shop looking at chairs and tables but in the end he caves and hires a decorator 

> house calls him a wuss

> but oh, what’s this? wilson’s bought an ORGAN. FOR HOUSE TO PLAY. i’m going to die screaming the implication of this..... that this is what wilson chose, that he looked at an organ that house would love to play and thought “this is me”

> the HOPEFUL APPREHENSION on his face when house uncovers the organ

and the pure childlike joy on house’s when he turns around to look at wilson after playing the phantom of the opera theme

and of course this exchange

love is stored in the organ

#because WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT HIM IS THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A PLACE FOR HOUSE IN HIS HOME. IN HIS HEART #i need to lie down #season 6 gayest thing known to man #every time house smiles it adds 50 years to my lifespan #vaaya moodu #house md #hilson #6x16 black hole #like ok i am aware that this isn't terribly healthy for wilson but Allow Me To Enjoy Codependency In Fiction it's so intoxicating #houseposting #1k #gregory house #james wilson

[graciepoetsociety]

i was fighting for my life the first time i watched the c word and i witnessed gregory ‘displays genuine affection about twice throughout the entire show’ house lovingly and earnestly run his hand through james ‘the only person he’s ever truly loved’ wilson’s hair and i to this day have still not recovered it haunts me in my sleep it is imprinted onto my eyelids

#they have ruined my life #the sheer display of vulnerability honesty and love in the chemo scene sent me spiralling #it wasnt even a queerbait at this point #they were undeniably in love #house md #hilson #hatecrimes md #house x wilson #houseposting #gregory house #james wilson