#i am stiol tired guys except more nonsense from me

[screeching-kitten]

Bruce when everyone is in gotham and working at the same time and he has to organise the patrol and he can't put Cass and Steph together because it always end in chaos and he can't put Jason and Tim together because they're both corrupting the others and he can't let Dick work with Damian because it ends up in a bonding session except they're beating up criminals so it's :/ and he can't put Jason and Damian together because murder or Tim and Damian because fratricide, and Cass and Dick ends up doing some sort of acrobatic/gymnastic competition and Cass and Tim are too quiet and too talented at disappearing and Jason and Dick team up to embarass him and Tim and Steph go on too well they'd traumatize the criminals and make an obscure reference and Duke is technically on a whole different schedule but he can't let him work with some of the others batkids because they woule try to traumatize him, or confuse the hell out of him for fun and-

#batfam headcanons #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #incorrect dc comics #jason todd #tim drake #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #batdad #damian wayne #steph brown #cass cain #duke thomas #i am stiol tired guys except more nonsense from me #*still