we need a mandated government fund to airlift curly girls from hard water areas
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HELP FUCK I NEED HELP GODDAMNIT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE MY STUPID FANART JOKES
I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT TIKTOK THIS WAS, BUT MY UNATTENDED HAMSTER IN A HAMSTER BALL IN THE LIVING ROOM OF A BRAIN JUST LET IT TUMBLE ACROSS MY MINDSCAPE AND MAN, “HAHA I CAN SEE THE RISE TURTLES DOING THIS, WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY TO DRAW IT”
EXCEPT I CAN’T FIND IT, IT HURTS MY CIRCA 1997 INTERNET GREMLIN BRAIN THAT I CANNOT FIND THIS STUPID HILARIOUS VIDEO OF FOUR DUDES
IT’S ALL DANCE COMPILATIONS AND THIRST TRAP CRINGE, FUCK ALL I REMEMBER IS SOMEONE GOING, “WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE FUNNY WALKING CYCLES.”, “WEIRD WAY TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE’S GAIT.”, “OH I HEARD FROM SOMEONE THEY HAD TO BE DANCERS FROM THE WAY THEY HOLD THEIR UPPER BODIES AS THEY WALK. ALSO THEIR SHOES.” AS YOU CAN SEE THAT DOES NOT HELP THE SEARCH RESULTS
I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE STUPID JOKE AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE, FAAAAACK HELP ME TUMBLR USERS AGES 25 AND UNDER
listen i know 25+ also have an equal probability of knowing which one it was but... c’mon, we both known we’re all too tired to expend our energy like this twice in a day, save it for something else.
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I NEED to find this gore porn site again
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Guess who's packing up and about to call a runaway hotline..... Should I do it.....? ಥ ᴗ ಥ
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I’m currently rereading Terry Pratchett’s “Guards! Guards!” and I can not stop crying.
There’s this fucking dragon, and everyone act like it is perfectly fucking fine, like this is how the things are supposed to be. So everyone sit there in silence doing nothing. Just like the city guilds’ heads were. Waiting for someone, ANYONE, but not them, to speak against the injustice.
But no one have enough courage. The only men who had were burned alive in the streets.
I... I live in Ankh-Morpork at it’s worst.
And there is no Sam Vimes, Carrot Ironfoundersson or lord Vetinari to end this madness, no brave little dragon will come and save us. Just pure despair.
My eyes are in tears. The crippling depression is lurking in the shadows behind my back.
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can dnf just kiss on snapchat and put me out of my fucking misery finally
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pls help me
in a strange turn of events my PINK hair dye has faded and left patches of my hair GREEN, but i cant redye bc im getting my hair done in 3ish weeks, and am now sitting with purple shampoo just on my dry hair because that's what irls have told me but if anyone has any solutions to this pls help because i dont think the purple shampoo is gonna
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them cheeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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anyone else just get like a lot of styes during early spring
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I need to vanish off of the face of this planet actually.
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