She was laughing at something - he never found out what- and it was like someone went and turned on all the lights in the room
-The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue
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Cole just wanted some shredded cheese, but maybe talking to his brother would be the better thing to do. After all, it's not every night you catch your sibling looking up at the sky at where their planet used to exist.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lark Oak & Sparrow Oak, Nicolas Close/Lark Oak, Nicolas Close & Lark Oak
Characters: Lark Oak, Nicolas Close, Sparrow Oak, Terry Jr. (Dungeons and Daddies), Grant Wilson (Dungeons and Daddies), henry oak (mentioned), jodie foster (mentioned), glenn close (dungeons and daddies) (mentioned)
Additional Tags: Suicidal Thoughts, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Self-Hatred, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Screenplay/Script Format, Lark is not okay, PTSD, Smoking, Underage Smoking, Drinking, Past ambiguously required love, no beta we die like tony pepperoni, Trans Nick, 5+1 Things, Kinda, Pre-Canon
Summary:
5 times Nick and Lark had important conversations and the 1 time Nick was gone.
Or
Small vignettes/scenes of Lark and Nick’s relationship from high school to adulthood
(Tagged mature just for swearing and references to suicide)
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Not me waking up late and showing up 20 minutes late to my exam ;-;
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
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something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not
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i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time
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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
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its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website
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"i wanna get better at drawing [body part] but i dont want people to think i have a fetish" stop worrying. youre an artist. everyone already knows youre a pervert of some kind.
EDIT: this post massively breached containment. look at my art and by all means feel free to speculate on what fetishes i do or do not have.
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