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broodingteen · 3 years

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The ever present, somewhat overdone, "Types of" post. Most of these have probably been thought of, but I still enjoyed writing this. Academics, I give you "Types of Academics".

The Classic: Academic in the most classic sense of the word. Loves school projects and education. Enjoys feeling smarter than others, not in a mean way but in an accomplished sort of way. Think Hermionie Granger vibes. Enjoys reading the classics, Shakespeare and Walden and Greek epics and long poetry. Nothing is more exciting than reciting a statistic that helps the situation.

The Thinker: Does the most academic activity inside their heads. Not necessarily one to get excited over schoolwork, or tests, or statistics, but an academic nonetheless. Almost a poet but closer related to a philosopher in nature. Spends long times "brooding" or thinking about anything and everything. Isnt a chatterbox, but sometimes blurt out random things ("enough ppl fell in love at first sight for it to be a cliche, so maybe there's hope for us all"). Underrated, prove me wrong.

The Thesaurus: Loves to know things solely because they enjoy knowing things. Knows random varieties of statistics and quotes. Ask them about a subject they enjoy, they can talk for hours and be happy the entire time. The first one to look up questions that someone asks (The Thinker). "One sec let me write this down polar bears are freaking clear man did you know???" Great to have around for a research project because they genuinely get people interested about things.

The Dysfunctionate: Enjoys education but is also a train wreck. We can all relate. Doesnt read the book for class until after the paper is due, because now they feel like they can do it (turns in the late paper, gets 100). Goes between writing 25/8 and refusing to pick up the pen for a week. Easily can go from straight A's to having sooo much missing work. Alternate name: The Swing Academic. Thoroughly enjoys learning when they have the bandwidth to do so.

The Actor: The theater is strong with this one. Saves scripts from all the shows they've been in, and rereads them when they get bored. Quotes consist entirely of plays and old movies. A wreck during shows, can be found mumbling lines to themselves with different syllabic stress("what CAN i do? WHAT can i do? what can i DO?"). Enjoys the work behind acting, learning new things about different people and situations. Could totally be a psychology expert, and probably is at this point.

The Heart: Probably an actor as well. Probably a little too emotional, but that's what makes them so cool. Feels everything in ALL CAPS. Very fun to be around happy, can be easily stressed though. Bipolar? Who knows. Loves to write, and act, and watch movies. Love everything really. The love of romanticism and classics puts them in the Academic vein. Get super excited over anything. "Oh my goodness a cloud!! Did you know...*insert excited rambling about clouds*")

The Poet: Think "Soft Romantic" with this one. Feels things like The Heart, but doesnt express them the same. Kind of a basket case, ngl. We love them though so it's ok. Can be found in one of these places: in their room crazy dancing by themselves, on their bed crying silently because they heard a song at the same time they were reading a poem and they were both sad, studying with their friends desperately (neil perry trying to understand math in DPS, think that. A Neil Perry.

The Shy: Feels like crying when they cant get work turned in on time. Doesnt want to make the teacher disappointed with them (dont worry, they always finish it even if its late). So nice and so sweet the other Academics always make them tag along. Just needs an excited friend to get them out of their shell. Enjoys being around other people because they can sort of feed off the strong vibes. Comforts the Poet when they hear that sad song again. Loves to read anything the others wrote, and even write their own poems to see if the others like them. Doing their best, God bless them.

There can also, in my mind, be variations of all these tropes. Such as; Shy Poet, Dysfunctionate Classic, Thesauras Heart, Poet Thinker, and so on. Choose your fighter!! I'm definitely a Shy Poet, leaning more towards the Poet side but with Shy features.

#dark academia #dead poets society #writing #light acadamia aesthetic #o captain my captain

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anandasamsara · 6 years

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Tagged

I got tagged by @athingofvikings!

Rules: Answer the fifteen questions, and tag fifteen people.

1. Are you named after someone?

I was to be, but I’m not. Mom wanted me to be named after my dad, but there’s so much people with the name and variations dad said it was boring. Then she wanted to name me Onalita, my grandad’s (her dad) name backwards, wich dad (gods bless him) didnt like. Then they decided on a three way name plus my four surnames based on divination and such. There’s to be a daughter of a historian.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday. Pretty sure I’ll cry today again

3. Do you have kids?

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Sarcasm? Dont know her

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

The impression they give me at first. Like, I look at someone and immediately I have an impression like “oh, a bitchy brat” or “funny guy” or “jerk”

6. What’s your eye color?

Honey brown? A kinda lighter brown I guess?

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings pls there’s too much suffering already

8. Any special talents?

Drawing, maybe writing, surprisingly good at small diy things (I made my own wallet out of paper bags and contact paper, I fixed myself a tiara of wire once and can work fake jewelry okay), I can sew if I really need to (from a fake leather belt pouch to my whole viking dress). Do pop all my vertebrae and most of my joints count?

9. Where were you born?

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

10. What are your hobbies?

Reading fanfiction, books, watching anime, drawing, sleeping

11. Do you have any pets?

One day I’ll have 30 cats

12. How tall are you?

160 (ish) cm

13. What sports do you/have you played?

I walk a lot, does it count?

14. Favorite subject in school?

I’d have to say history as I study it, but I had a shitty high school education and learned nothing of the usual things, like history itself. Instead, I theoretically learned how to teach little kids, and french. Just theoretically, cause I already knew how to teach and have no idea how to pronounce anything in french. I can kinda read it tho

15. Dream job?

Professor / researcher at Kyoto University, master and doctor degree in anthropological understanding of the myth of the fox in japanese culture and it’s relation to the woman figure. And professional illustrator

I can’t tag 15 people cause i dont know people here other than @guincoleridge and @thecynicalnerd and you.

#tag game

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azrielsiphons · 7 years

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LORD OF SHADOWS REACTION POST

I didn’t want to make an entire reading thread like I did with Lady Midnight (which was kind of popular for my typical stuff, I still don’t know why, it was just a lot of flailing) because LoS is still so fresh and I’m afraid to spoil anyone who might not have the tags blacklisted. So under the cut, IN ORDER AS I READ, is my genuine LoS reactions. Enjoy my flailing.

Kit you precious little bean don’t steal daggers you should know better

JACE IS HERE SHIT SHIT SHIT

He just had to go and name drop Will in like the first five pages I am C R Y I N G

Oh Julian is being ‘scrupulously polite and kind’ over you and Mark’s “relationship”? IS HE EMMA? IS HE REALLY?

Ew Mark kissing Emma’s cheek made me want to throw up blood too, Julian

“Did he just kill Magnus?” I HOPE AND PRAY I NEVER SEE ANY VARIATION OF THAT SENTENCE EVER AGAIN

Take a shot every time I think to myself “ugh, Perfect Diego”

FUCKING HELL PERFECT DIEGO AND CRISTINA ARE BACK TOGETHER DAMMIT CRISTINA

Awwwww Ty my precious son you’re so concerned for Kit

I love Mark so much my sweet faerie child

UGH EMMA AND MARK KISSING GROSS MAKE IT STOP

CLARY TURNED DOWN JACE’S PROPOSAL HAHAHAHA WHY AM I LAUGHING

Cassandra Clare let me make something clear if you ever kill my daughter Clary Fray I will SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE

so clary is having dreams of her and emma and cortana and she knows she’s gonna die uMMMMMMMM????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IF MY GIRL EMMA HAS TO KILL CLARY FOR WHATEVER REASON YALL CAN CATCH ME 6 FEET UNDER THE GROUND

THAT’S RIGHT KIT YOU DEFEND TY BLACKTHORN

Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina MARK AND CRISTINA

God bless America I forgot how much I adore Jace Herondale but then at the same time he makes me miss Will and when I miss Will I want to DIEEEEEEE

take a shot everytime someone says something to the effect of “we can’t involve the Clave”

lol jace “i’m just going to haul clary off to *wink wink* get chinese food *wink wink* be back in 20 *wink wink*”

oh wait they actually just got chinese food wtf i need me a man like that

MAGNUS AND ALEC ADOPTED A SECOND CHILD NAMED RAFAEL DONT MIND ME ILL JUST BE SOBBING INTO MY BEER FOR THE NEXT HOUR

More of Ty and Livvy’s relationship pls i love sibling bonds

WTF ZARA???? PERFECT DIEGO IS CANCELLED YET. AGAIN.

“Smug bastard. Hair’s too good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.” KIT MY SON IM ADOPTING YOU IMMEDIATELY

Julian slamming the door in Emma’s face made me slam MY face into a door

“She refused to hurry her steps — not for anyone.” Note to self: be more like Cristina

okay real quick these centurions talking shit about my father magnus bane are about to find my six inch stilettos up their tight assholes bYE

okay these nazi centurions are CANCELLED

oh my gosh my smol son ty smiling at kit kill me NOW

DONT WORRY JULIAN IM RUINED TOO LAFJLKAFJ;L; THAT KISS SCENE MY GODDDDDDD

wow who would have thought i would like gwyn damn (also gwyn x diana??? im??? here for it???)

THEY’RE GOING TO THE FAERIE COURT FUCK ME UPPPPPP

NO FUCK OFF ZARA YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

wait but… but kit and ty… but he just kissed livvy and they’re cute too… gdi

i hope emma and/or cristina rips zara’s head right from her shoulders

JULIAN AND EMMA ARE KISSING AGAINNNNN

FUCK IT WASN’T REALLY HER

FUCK

what

w h a t

W H A T

HER FATHER OH TKLEJFLMY GDO EM AM AY IT S YOUR DAD WFFJTF

jk it wasn’t her dad gdi

Diana is my mother now since she just SHUT ZARA TF DOWN

MALCOLM???????????????

oh shit yall it’s the ‘oh no we have to share a bed’ trope and i am LIVING

julian hiding his boner is my aesthetic

emma you can’t just casually mention my father luke garroway wtf

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTT ANNABEL KILLED MALCOLM

what’s wrong with Cristina’s arm… wHAT’S WRONG WITH CRISTINA’S ARM LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE

Julian just snapped at Emma and I have never been more uncomfortable please stop fighting mom and dad

“neither julian nor emma slept well that night, though each of them thought they were the only one troubled, and the other one was probably resting just fine” real quick i just need to go drink a gallon of bleach to get over this

all these references to will and jem are really fucking me up

GDI JESSAMINE

WILL AND JEM’S HEIGHT MEASURING WALL IM SOBBING JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE

“Tessa used to come and ask me too. She wanted to know where Will was.” WHAT THE FUCK A LOT OF PAINFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALL VERY QUICKLY

“I want you to be proud of me.” SHIT FUCK HELL DAMN FUCK

MARK AND THE GNOME IM CHOKING

Real quick Bridget imma need you to stop alluding to jem and will and also tell me how TF YOU’RE ALIVE

oooOOOOoooo a compartment to themselves??? HMMMMMM

Mark x Kieran x Cristina did you mean Lito x Hernando x Daniella?

ANNABEL GET AWAY FROM MY SON JULIAN

KLDKFLAJFK;AFALKL MAGNUS SAVING MY CHILDREN AT THE SHADOW MARKET IM SO FUCKING ALIVE

I love my father Magnus Bane

I LOVE MY FATHER ALEC LIGHTWOOD

Alec talking about Jace you bet your sweet ass I’m crying

On a serious note — props to CC for this representation of autism through Ty, and how Kit treats him so damn well. Very, very cool.

GWYN AND DIANA ARE ADORABLE FIGHT ME I LOVE THEM

My domestic fathers Magnus and Alec are saving my life

BRIDGET WANTS THAT LIGHTWOOD DICK EVEN STILL

All Magnus wants to do is adopt every sad downworlder alive and I LOVE HIM ALL THE MORE FOR IT

EMMA AND JULIAN HOLDING EACH OTHER IN THEIR SLEEP BYE FOREVER

Don’t worry Emma I too live on the Sexy Thoughts River and the Sea of Perversion

EMMA WANTS A SELFIE WITH A PISKIE IM CHOKING I LOVE HER

FUCK SHIT IT’S JAIME NO DRU RUN

Mark just had a sex dream about Kieran in the library I’m laughing so hard

OH KIERAN GAVE HIM THE SEX DREAM WOW KINKY I NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THAT

Actually wait I change my mind fuck you Kieran that wasn’t cool of you

THE PLATE OF SCONES IM CRYING I MISS YOU SOPHIE AND GIDEON

NO SIR JAIME YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER DRU YOU INSOLENT FUCKBOY

DAMN can CC write so freaking well holy shit

but are Cristina and Mark kissing because they love each other??? or because of the binding spell?????? will the world EVER KNOW????

POLYAMORY???? WHAT??????

Kit and Ty are … the … most adorable thing… in the whole world…

“It's a burden being sarcastic” I’M CHOK ING TO DEATH

FUCK YOU EREC FIRST YOU COME AFTER MY DAUGHTER CRISTINA NOW I FIND OUT YOU TORTURED MY SON KIERAN???

Jaime is evil I can smell it

MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPP  Julian appearing out of nowhere sitting on a boulder in the pouring rain completely Unbothered™ like name a more iconic entrance

DADDY JULIAN HAS EMERGED HOT DAMN SHOVE HER AGAINST THAT WALL DADDY FUCK HER REAL GOOD I need to chill i'm sorry

BREAK MY HEART BREAK IT IN PIECES

Gdi Dru

SLAP HIM CRISTINA YES MY QUEEN

Wait... shit is Jaime actually a good guy? DAMMIT

MAGNUS CAUGHT THEM LOLOLOL he isn't even concerned though bc he knows parabatai love each other extra hard bc he witnessed Will and Jem's love firsthand lol BYE

Who tf is Ash? I mean he's Dru's age and they just had a "coincidental meeting" so CLEARLY he's a love interest but

NO FUCK YOU JAIME I STILL DONT TRUST YOU

DIANA IS TRANS WHAT IM SO HERE FOR THIS MY STRONG WARRIOR QUEEN

Gwyn is the actual love of my life

"Pyromania interests me" Ty, my son, I love you

Dad!Julian makes me WEEP

Coincidentally, Dad!Alec ALSO MAKES ME WEEP

PRETENTIOUS HAIR PRINCE JENXKAOOAJW EMMA I FUCKING ADORE YOU

MAGNUS NAME DROPPED MY MOTHER MAIA OMG

Emma referring to implied polyamory as a sexy weirdness is ME

Pffffffft Kieran calling Diego the "very handsome stupid one" is ALSO MEEEEEEE

"The bad things can't matter more than the good things" Cristina....... my daughter........

Ty's letter GOODBYE ALL IM DONE

HELEN OMGGGGGGGG

Kieran ain't got time for your SHIT Robert

MAGNUS NOOOOOOOOOO

Sassy!Alec defending his man and not dealing with Bigot!Zara's bullshit I’m so wet

OH MY GOD ROBERT

NANSIZOANWPZOAPALWK THE MORTAL SWORD OMG

what

what.

Livvy isn't dead

No livvy isnt dead

No no

Wait what the FUCK

THATS THE E N D ????

W H A T T H E F U C K

BYE.

BYE forever I'm going to go live in a world where Livvy is alive and well because fuck all this BYEEEEEEEEEE

so like 2019…. where u at

#moe reads los #los spoilers #lord of shadows spoilers #lord of shadows #this was PAINFULLLLLLLL #O U C H #cc you've done it again #amazing #A FUCKING PLUS

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