#i feel like i'm taking crazy pills

[prettyhighforawhiteguyblog]

I get it. I'm quite the catch. I'm flattered, but I'm hopelessly in love with my wife who can't get enough of me. I'm a lost cause. You're gonna have to find your own fucked up White boy and fix him for yourself.

#ph4wg #ph4wg original #I don't get it either #hottest real women I've ever seen mooning at me? #checking me out? #showing down blouse on purpose and watching me #i feel like I'm taking crazy pills #actually i think they are just silly young women still figuring out the world and happy to get the one semi good looking Prof #and I'm charming and funny #and strangely manly #fatherly #and sensitive. #probably the first sensitive and emotionally in tune man she's met #who exhibits deep empathy #and acts on it #it's like catnip for women #even the gay guys? #you're sounded by student athletes! #hottest women outside of my wife mind you #😅🍳🍳🤕 #and I really do keep my eyes up #and I really do distance the moony or flirty ones #you made your choice to act and actions have real consequences including losing out on my best jokes #I adore my wife. #And I work really hard to head off any advances and keep things congenial and professional #it's best for everyone #and I hate awkward interactions #imagine working with someone for years after they tried to sleep with you #so fucking awkward and how the hell do we even talk in meetings #that is why I guard my marriage so proactively

[onewomancitadel]

Honestly one of the things I noticed raging about reviews on Annie Bot is that nobody cares about prose construction. Not even a little. There was one mention to the sparseness of the prose which was just a preference of the author and that was it.

The issue I'm having is that prose partly functions as argumentation for what you are materially reading but also does nobody care about the musicality of prose!?!?!??!!?? The answer is yes of course, this confirms most of what I've read and experienced with the matter including IRL. What is the point of fucking writing if you don't care about that part. Honestly.

#I feel like I'm taking crazy pills #stirring the pot

[thecoffeelorian]

3 episodes in, and there's STILL THAT DAD BLASTED rectangular thingy above Crosshair's left ear.

Anybody want to tell me what that is, if they really believe the interviews in spite of that image...?

Anyone?

#the bad batch #tbb crosshair #clone force 99 #none of the freed clones' scars line up with him! #i feel like i'm taking crazy pills

[snowluthor]

Did everyone who watches The Handmaid’s Tale just collectively forget about June raping Luke last season? Going through the tag you’d think it was the other way around.

#i feel like i'm taking crazy pills #are we watching the same show #luke bankole #the handmaid's tale

[everwen]

Alicent during all of episode 6:

#i love how everyone just goes along with it and alicent and criston are the only ones annoyed by it #house of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #hotd #hotd spoilers #alicent hightower #i feel like i'm taking crazy pills

[moonlightandmarble]

People on Pinterest: OMG THIS HORSE IS BEING ABUSED THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY IN PAIN AND SUFFERING HOW COULD YOU JUST STAND THERE-

The Horse:

#WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THERE SERIOUSLY #literally one person was freaking out over a horse whinnying #i feel like i'm taking crazy pills #horses #pinterest

[bunnyloca]

I just realized I was on surface level tumbler this whole time. Blorbo!!?

#blorbo #? #eepy deepy #scrungo #I feel like i'm taking crazy pills

[eddardsharpe]

#I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS #Texas #politics #US Politics #Current Events #jesus fucking christ #me screaming at other leftists

[ninjacat64]

IF IT'S NOT COMPATIBLE WITH QUAKE, DON'T CALL IT A QUAKE MOD

"oh you need quakespazm to p-" THEN FUCKING SAY SO

#I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS #quake #mod #modding #at least doom wads tell you if you need a sourceport #half the time there isn't even a readme #arcane dimensions #dwell

[awesomejustgotawesome]

Wait so did Allyson literally not see the Michael Myers mask on the ground right next to Corey?? Like these 3 movies write the characters to do things that simply don't make them human beings anymore. Sure, movies write characters to make dumb decisions so the plot moves forward all the time, but this is a whole new level. Multiple new levels. A billion levels up.

#matt babbles #watching halloween #halloween ends #also laurie could have just said he came in that mask to kill me see told you he was bad #instead she cried for some reason #I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

[theblackknightofworcestershire]

The good news: I finally found the only painting I've done that I don't hate! It's been missing for several years

The bad news: I remember that I painted the night sky semi-accurately, but I can't remember which direction it's meant to be facing, what time of day/year it is, so I've been staring at this painting for like an hour trying to find patterns that maybe arent even there. I feel like I'm going insane.

#i *assume* i wouldve done the summer constellations since cygnus is my favorite #but WHERE IS IT #i feel like i'm taking crazy pills

[makotoscoffee]

LIKE INSTANT X AHH

#mylène farmer #I feel like i'm taking crazy pills

[thereisnosp00n]

Listen. I need y'all Disney folks to stop trying to sell me that Shawn Mendes wore a Doctor Strange-inspired outfit at the Met Gala when he was CLEARLY CHANNELING DON KARNAGE.

#i feel like i'm taking crazy pills

[ladystoneboobs]

no of fence to jon snow fans who for some reason care about his exact age, but these discussions just annoy me no end. not only bc there's no way any weirwood flashbacks bran has to rhaegar/lyanna will come with time/datestamps, but also bc there's always comments like this:

SEVERAL turns of the moon (ie, months)?! have these people never seen a human baby before or just have no concept of their ages? even if we take into account travel time from the toj to wf, meaning jon was not a newborn too fresh out the oven when catelyn and robb arrived, there's still a difference between a newborn and a 3mo and an even bigger difference between those infants and an older baby 5-7mo. there's very good reasons these lines were cut. whatever birthdates can be worked out internally for jon and robb from when they're first mentioned as 15 and 16 don't matter in the end, bc grrm doesn't care about a consistent timeline and the actual text of catelyn's pov and ned's convo with robert about cheating on her should outweigh any guesstimates about jon's official nameday wrt robb's. catelyn may not have cared for jon, but she would sure as hell have noticed his nameday if it came before robb's and made him ned's firstborn. if jon's birthday canonically came before robb's then either ned's cover story would not involve adultery (not impossible for him to sire a bastard before his wedding), or he'd just give jon a new nameday along with his new name to fit the adultery lie. it makes no sense for him to lie about one and not the other, undermining the big lie with a little public clue of his story not adding up. whatever else she was as a stepmother, cat wasn't stupid and a bastard who was actually the eldest son being raised alongside her trueborn heir could be an even bigger insult than whether he was born of adultery or not.

BUT, the unknowability of jon's true birthday is not the only reason this annoys me, it's bc this is all based on the assumption that jon must be older since rhaegar/lyanna ran off together before ned married cat, as if both boys must have been conceived asap as robb canonically was when his parents consummated their marriage. and that's not how human reproduction works! even if you don't understand how fast babies grow in the first year, you should know that people who get pregnant do so through ovulation cycles and a lucky sperm finding an egg and all that, not just immediately getting knocked up as soon as one has p-in-v sex for the first time. not unless you only know mean girls sex ed where if you have sex you will get pregnant and die. (even tho lyanna did die, there's plenty of canon examples where pregnancy did not lead straight to death. also examples of people who did not get pregnant right away and even some who are/were sexually active and childless without always having moon tea on hand.) we can't know how long lyanna was having sex before that sperm+egg match happened or even how long she was with rhaegar before losing her technical virginity. if they were married, doesn't it make sense to think they didn't consummate their relationship until the wedding night either? that's the only leverage there is to ensure a status as wife rather than just mistress.

and while i just said grrm doesn't care about exact timelines and a lot is still foggy surrounding the rebellion and esp rhaegar, there is one timemarker wrt robert's rebellion he voluntarily threw in, time and time again: that stannis was besieged at storm's end for almost a whole year. that siege, which mind you, did not match the duration of the entire war. it only started after robert won his battles at gulltown and summerhall, returned to storm's end, and then went out and lost the battle of ashford, leaving his homeland open to the reachermen. the same siege which only ended when ned made a detour there after the sack of king's landing, before going to the toj. even if lyanna may not have given birth that exact day ned found her, she could only be waiting in that bloody bed for weeks at the most, not months. so if rhaegar knocked her up the very same night he carried her off and jon was still a newborn when ned found her after the siege of storm's end had ended, wouldn't that mean lyanna was pregnant for well over a year? that's not how human pregnancy works either! so, maybe that's proof that jon and robb, whichever order they were actually born in, were actually very close in age as babies, much closer than if they were both conceived asap.

and really, jon's actual birthdate does not matter imho, when he was raised not just as the bastard to robb's trueborn heir, but with robb also known by catelyn and the world as ned's firstborn (which he was, in any case, as jon was ned's nephew by birth). what difference could a birthdate before robb's make (even were there some means of discovery) after ned, cat, and robb are all dead? if one is looking only at his birth parents then he's only a firstborn child on lyanna's side, but definitely a second son on rhaegar's side. maybe he was always meant to be a second son with a not much older half-brother! even if the aegon fka young griff is not in fact rhaegar's son, he'll still be known as aegon vi targaryen, meaning jon will never be known as any father's elder son. if i may reference mean girls again, it's not going to happen.

#valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #robb stark #jonathan snowflake starkgaryen #i want him to succeed me as king in the north #jon snow #ned stark #lyanna stark #like this isn't prompted by anyone except that reddit post and its comments this has just annoyed me for so long #that's why i made that show!robb/show!jon coming of age gifset years ago bc narratively jon is always a second son #bc robb did everything first as elder bro and the only milestones jon will hit first will be the those robb can't since he's dead for good #(obviously starting with jon being first male stark to be brought back from the dead) #not that everyone interested in this debate thinks this way but it just feels tied to the idea of jon being a trueborn heir #not only was he never a bastard he was an eldest boy! eldest surviving boy with those pesky half-dornish sibs gone! point missed. #sorry i just dont think grrm means for a targ restoration with king jon any more than fake eldest boy kendall roy could win his succession #(c)lsb #i had to look up all the quotes on the big storm's end siege bc it makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills #thinking what abt stannis starving for a year while others are like we just can't know how long rr was. was it even 9mons? #like yeah lollys's pregnancy doesn't add up but bc grrm really slowed the tl down postacok prob w/o really thinking #thats diff from repeatedly saying something lasted almost a year when he didn't have to give such a timeframe!

[kennyomegasweave]

Listen! Tharn has horrific trust issues and doesn't trust anyone, not just Phaya okay!

Like he clearly doesn't even trust Yai and the Abbot because of his issues! Because yes he knows Yai, basically his brother, believes Phaya would rather die than hurt Tharn so much he flat out told Phaya he can't die cause he already gave him Tharn to protect. And yes he knows the Abbot, who raised him, has continuously told him he needs to fully trust Phaya will take care of him. But he has trust issues okay! Those just don't go away! He can't just trust Phaya okay!

Though he does trust Chalothon and thinks he's a good guy. Even when he knew about Phaya's dreams that only Tharn knew about and basically accused Phaya of losing his mind, clinically, in front of everyone at their work at a crime scene. But it obviously makes complete sense he trusts him implicitly and never questions anything cause he's known him his whole life! That's not something you can just throw aside for some boyfriend, soulmate or not, you know!

But then, wait...why doesn't he trust Yai and the Abbot the same?

But I'm glad he knows Chalothon is the problem now. Sucks for him about everything because of it. Hope it works out for him in the one remaining episode. Don't really care either way anymore regardless.

#the sign #the sign the series #the writing hasn't been good for awhile #the story hasn't been cohesive for almost as long #the romance has not been portrayed well at all #besides to tell us they're fated soulmates that spent one past life together #(I know the book mentions other lives but as I've said beore the book is not the show #and if you have to fill in holes and backstory with the book that means the show is a piss poor adaption sooo #we're back to it's bad writing) #this show is surviving on the strength of the chemistry of Billy and Babe #and the skill of all the supporting characters nailing their roles #which is fine I've watched a lot of bad but entertaining shit in my day #truthfully I like that most #but I feel like I'm taking crazy pills the way this show is being praised as perfect #because ummm #this is only friends all over for me so maybe I just don't get shit IDK lol #regular clyde

[soubiapologist]

i swear to god there's a panel where tokino kicks nisei in the head where the fuck is it i've been looking for over an hour SCREAMS

#i think it's after they defeat him but i checked and it's not there am i blind????????? am i crazy?????????? #i swear it's one of the last times we see nisei in the manga and briefly after he's sitting up like it's so vivid in my head #where the fuck is it i feel like i'm taking crazy pills