#i swear it

[mrsreinhart]

IM LOOKING VERY RESPECTFULLY

#I SWEAR IT #👀👀 #lili reinhart

[front-facing-pokemon]

#this one gave me a lot of grief. i fixed the lighting though so that should look a bit better #but if you look really close at their eyes‚ you'll see they're a little fucked up #which. yeah!!! yeah the eyes are the only reason i had to fuck with blender for all these things #alolan persian #if you don't question it it'll make it so much easier on both of us i promise #i swear it

[bluerosefox]

I have a whole crack idea where Dr Fate, Talia, and Bruce are all Danny exes

And like do some summoning that justice league dark had to go to along with Talia being there too they all see Danny again

After taking up the cult that summoned Danny Talia Bruce and Dr.Fate at the same time all go: it's nice to see you again Danny/Beloved/Balance

Talia: how do you know my old Beloved Batman

Batman: what do you mean old beloved you mean Danny my ex

Dr. Fate: I'm trying to ask why either of you'll know the Ancient Of Balance I do not believe you would sell his standards low enough for both of y'all

After this comment it becomes an entire cat fight Constantine and Zatanna are watching in the background of three of them fight over with the High King of the Infant Realms

I just love the idea of all of them broke up with Danny for dumb reasons and now after realizing those reasons were dumb or all trying to shoot their shot accidentally at the same time

Talia broke up with Danny after believing that her father would try to use Danny since he has some big connection to the Lazarus Pits

Bruce broke up with do you need when he was first starting his years into one he become Batman and and didn't want to get Danny hurt even though he knew Danny was powerful

Dr.Fate believes if you continue to court dandy that he could ruin Danny's statement as balance since he would probably be pulled in the taking Dr's Fate side most of the time and arguments but it came to balance

Danny now has to worry about each of them I'm coming up to try shooting their shot and are you the reason why they should get back together with Danny out of the other two

Omg. I can just imagine it.

Also Danny, is OBLIVIOUS to their flirting though, he thinks since they broke up with HIM there shouldn't be any lingering feelings on their end.

The shenanigans that come forward will be glorious.

#blue answers #asks #Danny is the sweetheart of the group of exes #the one they still have feelings for #i will die with this headcanon #i swear it #ALSO let him be... dumb when hes being hit on or flirted with pls #let him have inherited it from Jack

[baby-yongbok]

I need to be in Korea right now so I can be 3Racha's little Hoe Hoe Hoe 🎁❣️

(The other Racha's can join too.)

#I'd be the perfect gift #I swear it #skz #stray kids #stray kids scenarios #skz hard thoughts #stray kids hard thoughts #skz bangchan #skz imagines #bangchan skz #skz smut #stray kids smut #skz x reader #han x reader #seo changbin x reader #bang chan x reader #bang chan stray kids #bang chan smut #han jisung #han jisung smut #changbin smut #changbin scenarios #skz scenarios #stray kids 3racha #skz 3racha

[anewp0tat0]

Happy New Year again to everyone, and especially all the wonderful chaps who made my time here enjoyable, I'm very greatful, and I'll of my work goes out to you!!

that there's just father cop and son cop, fighting crime. I swear that's all this series is.

I hope your coming year is better than theirs rn♡

#new year same catchphrase #happy new year!!! #I was gonna scribble this earlier but my family was talking for so long #Iwondered if i would ever come back home to my computer(and my BED I SHOULD HAVE JUST SLEPT ON THE FLOOR atleast it would have been honest) #im back now and so here's my first doodle of the year yay~~ #they're doing fine... just fine..... #and I hope everyone else is! truly!! #kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji fanart #fanart #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #digital art #o!ciel #doodle #dadbastian #i swear it

[novasintheroom]

013. Recommendation (pt. 4/5)

♡ Pairing - Vash x Reader

♡ Word count - 1.1k

♡ Warnings - none

♡ Description - Vash finally caves and sees you again.

Part of the 150 Bullets drabble series on AO3.

Part 1 ---- Part 2 ---- Part 3 ---- Part 4 (you are here!) ---- Part 5

So it goes for the next nine years. Letters are constantly exchanged between you two. Trinkets and baubles pass between envelopes, too. Vash’s pockets fill with the papers you send, and he pulls them out on lonely nights to thumb over the ink and laugh at the bad jokes. Some letters fall apart from bullets he dodges, and he mourns their loss every time. It’s like losing you all over again. But, he reminds himself that he chose to leave, not you.

He wonders if you look older. If you’ve cut your hair. He still expects you to write one day, telling him you’ve found a partner, that you’ve started a relationship, that your partner doesn’t like that you’re constantly writing letters to another man and you’ll have to cut contact. He dreads those thoughts, those days. A secret part of him hopes it never comes to that, selfish as it is.

 He tells himself he hopes you find happiness wherever you go.

Your latest letter is long, filled with anecdotes of your days and funny stories. Near the end, your letter takes a turn:

I’ve also heard about someone taking the Plants, too. Several towns have been wiped off the map recently. Do you know anything about that? It’s crazy, what some bandits will do to get money or power.

                One of my towns was hit, actually. Henna. I rode to it one day and just found it in fresh ruins. Some of it was still smoldering with fire. Most of everyone had left by then, and those who hadn’t…I had to leave quickly and sent word for help to go to them. I couldn’t do anything, not without outside help. They tried to take my bird. I think they planned to eat her. Desperate people do desperate things.

                 Please be careful out here, birdie.

You end with a joke, as always, but Vash barely reads it. He looks up, around at the small camp he’s made for himself that night, the bottle of alcohol sitting by his hip. A sinking feeling settles in his chest. He’d heard about the Plant thefts, too. It was part of the reason he’d travelled to the southernmost part of the region. The other, well…he can’t admit it to himself, but he wants to be close by in case something goes wrong for you. Bandits, bullies, robbers – they just get more numerous the further from cities one gets. Not that he’d get there in time. He wouldn’t even know something happened to you until your letters just stop coming.

That thought settles something in him. He’s known, of course, that there’s no way to help you unless by chance. But maybe it’s the alcohol, or a fierce want to just see you again that finally, finally takes over. He pulls out his pen and paper and writes a simple letter he’ll send tomorrow:

                ______,

                Do you want to meet at the town Gregarious for dinner sometime soon?

Vash

Of course you say yes.

Gregarious is a bigger town, up-and-coming on its milling and water production. They even added a third Plant to their arsenal recently. Everyone is in high spirits, and Vash receives friendly nods when he walks in.

The Mom and Pop’s is crowded for dinner. He’s happy, seeing so many people out and about. But there’s one person he’s looking for. His eyes scan the room in quick flits, jumping from one person to another. Have you dyed your hair? Cut it?

Someone taps him on the shoulder, and he turns, and his breath leaves him. It’s you. You, with your hair in a braid, the same color it’s always been. You look hesitant, even with recognition in your eyes. “Vash?” your quiet voice asks.

Without preamble, Vash opens his arms wide. Your face breaks into a grin, and you hug him just as tightly as he hugs you. He can smell the apple lotion on your skin, along with the dust of the day, the suns in your hair.

Dinner isn’t awkward like he feared it would be. Nine years of letters will do that, he supposes. You both chatter to each other about your day, how you got here, where you’re staying, how each of your goals are going. It’s nice. It’s so nice. Vash can’t keep a smile off his face the whole time. Your cheeks turn red with your own smiling.

“So what are your plans now?” He asks, taking a sip of beer.

You push your vegetables around on your plate for a moment. “Well, the library exchange program is pretty well set up. A lot of young people – especially girls – are reading and writing and going to college, or planning on it. HQ has been so impressed with my progress that they want me to move to Octovern and be on the board.” You push a carrot around on your plate. “I turned them down.”

Vash gawps and leans forward. “What? Why?”

You smile. “I like being out here. I like seeing people, strange as that is to say. I usually hate people.” You and he share a knowing laugh. “But I like seeing how I’m actually making a difference, and I don’t want to sit in a stuffy board room giving orders to other librarians, where to go, whatever. That’s just not the kind of work I like. Plus, I…was hoping to travel with you again.”

You look up to gauge his reaction. He tries to school a neutral face, but you see right through it. “It wouldn’t be forever! I’d still hand out books and set up routes, just in a more sporadic way. We have several librarians that do it that way, travel wherever they want and switch books out when they come through a town. It gives people something to look forward to when they see us.”

You were already using “us” again. Vash feels torn. On the one hand, you’re doing exactly what he left you to do. You aren’t as safe as he’d hoped, but it’s better than traveling with him. On the other…Sigh. On the other hand, he really, really misses you.

You’ve carried on, not noticing his thoughtful look. It almost feels like a job interview – as if he needed your recommendation that you were reliable. “I’ve gotten much better at defending myself with my knife! And I’m good at making getaways on foot and on tomas. And I know you miss my cooking, you’ve said it a thousand times in your letters – “

“One month,” he hears himself say. “One month, and we see how much you still miss traveling with me. Alright?”

Your chair screeches from the force you jump out of it, and you’re on him, squealing with excitement and shaking his shoulders. Vash laughs at your enthusiasm. He’s missed it. He’s missed you.

He just hopes it isn’t a mistake to invite you along again.

#i just want to finish this arc man #one more chapter and it'll be done #i swear it #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #tristamp #writing #vash x reader #vash the stampede x reader #reader insert #self insert #nova writes #trigun x reader #150 bullets

[eluminium]

for all you fellow skizz enjoyers who wish for nothing more than skizz as a hermit...

there's a proximity voice chat group Impulse made called "Subscribe to Imp and Skizz!" in the registry now. And who knows, maybe it'll survive the entire season. And together with the four Skizz heads...it's something. ONE DAY WE MAY HAVE MORE. BUT FOR TODAY, WE WIN THESE!

#skizzleman #hermitcraft season 9 #imp and skizz #hermitcraft #ONE DAY WE WILL HAVE HERMIT SKIZZ #I SWEAR IT

[juveneil]

aftg brainrot disorder should be a recognized diagnosis in the dsm-5

#andreil is referenced in maslow’s hierachy of needs #i swear it #aftg #all for the game #tfc

[dnalt-d2]

Guys, I figured it out!

Naked Slenderman isn't a Naked Slenderman at all, it's a ghost!!

It's the ghost of q!Maxo!!

That's why it likes Aypierre's ass so much!!!!

#Trust me it makes sense #I swear it #qsmp #q!aypierre #q!pierre #q!maxo #q!maximus #q!max #Naked Slenderman

[autisticlancemcclain]

prev chapter

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The hole doesn’t go away in the pod. 

It was stupid to think that it would. They all watched him die. All of them. They watched his eyes go dull. They watched him collapse to the ground. He swayed, for a moment. Like his body wasn’t quite ready to fall, ready to give up, even as his brain was fried to death. 

He fell forward, in the end. Even though he was against a wall. He tipped right forward, nose smashing to the ground, like he was suddenly top heavy. None of them were fast enough to catch him. None of them were fast enough to even move, not for several moments, not for so long that they would have been killed, too, if their helmets had been cracked like Lance’s.

The worst part was that he laid there. For who knows how long. Just – by himself, on the ground, arms tucked close to his chest, face to the floor. Like he does when he’s really frustrated with something and needs to feel the weight of his body crushing him a little. Sometimes when he’s really frustrated he does that in front of Keith. He stomps to Keith’s room and flops right on Keith’s bed, careless of how many times he bumps into Keith on the way down, shoves his face in Keith’s pillow and tucks his arms under him. That’s how Keith knows he does it, the arm thing. Because he trusts Keith enough to feel frustrated around him.

It made Keith really guilty. Here he was, fighting off a hoard of Galran soldiers with burning eyes, as Lance lay frustrated behind him. Injured, too. That wasn’t fair. Keith was supposed to be helping. He was supposed to be quietly running his hand over Lance’s back until Lance settled enough to talk. That was his job. He needed to do his job. 

“Room’s thinning out,” Shiro had said quietly. “Keep it up and we’ll be done with this in twenty, okay, guys?”

There was no answer. Not even a twitch of acknowledgement. No one spoke up or grunted or nodded or nothing. Nothing until the final soldier was killed, slashed to pieces by Keith’s blade. Nothing for several moments after, even, as all of them stood still and listless and thoughtless. 

“We must go now,” Allura had announced, finally breaking the silence. “Home. Castle. We must.”

Her words seemed to snap the rest of them into action, each of them stepping over the carnage they made, with half-aborted movements, hesitant and confused. 

“We need the data,” Pidge mumbled. “That we came here for. Before we blow the place.”

Hunk had made a noise. Keith still doesn’t quite know how to describe it. It was gravelly, almost. Scraped raw. Not quite pained, though. Not then. Like a thought had travelled down from his brain to be shared to the group but had shriveled up and died in his throat. Like he wasn’t sure of anything, anymore. 

“I’ll wait with Lance,” Hunk had said softly. “He got hurt. He shouldn’t – he doesn’t like being alone. Not when he’s hurt.”

Hysterical laughter bubbled up in Keith’s throat, and it took every ounce of strength he had to fight it off, to shove it down somewhere dark and stupid inside him. “Not ever.” 

Keith stumbled over the severed leg of a sentry, on his way to Lance. The sting of his palms smacking on the metal ground zapped right up his arms, making his elbows shake. He struggled to get back to his feet. He thinks he kicked a few more scattered limbs on his way up. He’s not sure. He knows the sound of it rattled around in his brain. 

He and Hunk reached Lance at the same time. The rest of the team had already filed out by then, or at least Keith hadn’t noticed them in the room anymore. Not that he really noticed anything, at that point. At that point, all he was worried about were his hands, gently around Lance’s left arm, hauling him up with Hunk’s help to lean on the wall. Keith and Hunk sat pressed closely to either side of him, propping him upright.

“It’ll be okay, Lance,” Hunk had said quietly. “I’ll carry you back to the castle. And then a couple hours in the healing pod and you’ll be up in no time.”

It’s been six hours, now. None of them have done anything but stand, tired and banged up and exhausted, staring blankly ahead of them. Keith keeps cycling the day over and over in his brain. Somehow, the look on Lance’s face, seconds after the blast burns through his forehead, changes every time. The first time Keith was sure it was fear. Then surprise. Then pain, then exhaustion, then blank nothingness. 

Then, worst of all, accusation. The worst one of them all was the image in Keith’s brain of Lance’s dark brown eyes, sour in their pain, looking at Keith in some kind of betrayal. 

You can’t save me, those eyes said. I looked to you in my last moments and I was scared and I was hurt and I was vulnerable and I wanted to rely on you like you relied on me for months and months and months and you let me die. You killed me. I will never be alive again and it is because you failed me.

Keith has fallen in those spirals before. Lance likes to say that Keith is obsessed with making himself feel guilty before anyone else has the chance to. He’s right, of course. Lance is bossy and sarcastic and incendiary, but he’s right, a lot.

“Children,” Coran says, quiet and sad and wary. “The pods are –” he stops for a minute, choked. “The pods are not machines of miracle.”

“Don’t,” Pidge begs. There are tear tracks dried on her cheeks. “Please. He just needs a couple more hours.”

Coran slumps forward. Keith has never seen him slump, before. He’s always stood tall, heels clicked together. He has stood tall in front of Galran fleets that stretched farther than the eye could see. He has stood tall as the team failed again and again. He has stood tall as his entire planet burned to ashes and he was one of two people to be left to rise among them. 

But now he loses his strength. Standing in front of Lance’s dead fucking body and the dead fucking team he loses his strength. 

“He’s gone,” Keith chokes out, and he can’t hold himself up anymore. His knees buckle and hit the ground, hard, and it hurts but he can barely feel it. 

No one says anything else. No one has to. They stand in front of Lance’s corpse until none of them can anymore, and then they turn, one by one, and go to bed.

– – –

next chapter

#AGAIN LANCE IS NOT DEAD #i promise hes alive and well again in the next chapter okay #i swear it #i just needed to write some heavy grief first #vld #voltron #keith #keith kogane #lance #lance mcclain #klance #pre klance #team as family #grief #langst #keith angst #time loop au #brown-eyed lance #black paladin keith #red paladin lance #hunk & lance #symbolism #my writing #fic #longpost #autistic lance #autistic lance mcclain

[0bticeo]

me: supposed to work on a commentary of mf flavius josephus' the jewish war

also me: haha nooo alastor is sooo hot here have a sneak peak on what i'm working on

you startle.

he’s sitting in front of you, glass full of rye, eyes mellowing out at your sight. you think you hear him chuckle, the sound warm and deep and rich. you cross your leg over the other to quell the burning heat in you and muster up a smile.

“alastor. pleasure to see you.”

“the pleasure’s all mine, cher.”

his lips are on you again, burning hot against your hand. you think he’ll devour you whole, with the way he looks at you through hooded eyes, with the way you can feel the press of his teeth behind his lips.

#alastor x reader #obticeo writes #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor the radio demon #alastor the radio demon x reader #i will finish this wip #i swear it #human alastor x reader #human alastor #wip. you twist i turn/who's the first to burn?

[mugzymiik]

i prolly wont finish the whole audio bc no motivation + capcut doesnt like me but

#EXCUSE THE QUALITY PLEAS #capcut does NOT like me #i swear im working on art #I SWEAR IT #but take this in the meantime #pink corruption #the pink corruption #tpc

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Random shit while I have a headache again.

The Eclipses Show AU Edition!

Solar treats Backup and Original as his brothers once they get through the awkward adjustment phases. Solar doesn’t exactly have a good relationship with either of his brothers so he actually secretly does like having Backup and Original around because it feels like he finally has someone that cares about him.

Backup has physical backlash from the star. Namely occasional seizures and memory gaps. The memory gaps are mainly from his time having the star but there’s also a few memory gaps he has from controlled shocks given to him by the OG Blood Moon twins.

Original has high anxiety around wild animals. He just does. He doesn’t know why. In reality, it’s because animals would further break his body while he was offline and his AI developed an irrational fear of wild animals. A wolf was the reason half his leg was missing actually. And a bear was what broke his faceplate and eyes. His internals, for five months, housed a bunny. He’s terrified of most animals.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #the eclipses show au #fnaf solar #fnaf good Rclipse #fnaf eclipse #snoweytrashposts #snoweytalks #snoweyrambles #snoweyrants #sun and moon show imagines #sams imagines #tw seizure mention #murder me please #my heads gonna explode #i swear it

[heartpascal]

guys i have actually been doing some writing recently but i’ve only written 117/1,500 words of an essay due on wednesday so um. it’s gonna be a bit of a wait!!!

but in the new year i will be posting something. at some point. in january for sure.

and maybe (if i can actually write something worthwhile) i’ll post in feb as a lil anniversary type thing!!! that’s about the time i got really into writing so :’)

#heartpascal says #we shall see #feeling exposed on here now that the loml camilla has found my tumblr #BUT ALAS #WE THRIVE #and i have nothing to be ashamed of so all is well #ANYWAY #i really will be trying to get some writing out next year #i swear it #i do miss writing #life has just been. crazy #passing me by if you will #going far too quickly

[starbritez]

Kureha and Kosho give gay son thot daughter vibes methinks

#kureha of course is thot daughter in this scenario #don’t listen to me I just love bullying him #when I’m done with him he’s gonna be nothing but a fine red mist #I swear it

[darlingod]

To all the girls who have parental issues and TFoTA is your favorite series, I love you and I see you and I am here for you always I promise

#I’m here for any of y’all #I swear it #my heart will hear yours if you need to let it out #if you EVER feel like you have no one to talk to just know you have me #I’ll gladly be ur stranger therapist #GENUINELY #if you ever feel like you have no one just letting you know that I’m your someone #no one should have no one there for them #just had to say #I’ll always be here to care about y’all #don’t be shy either I’m the last person for you to feel shy around #the cruel prince #TFoTA