#i wanna be his first husband

[nat-without-a-g]

I made the mistake of scrolling around on tumblr KNOWING I follow people who post about the new episodes soon after they come out and lemme just say.

#putting my prediction in the tags to hide them from people who also haven’t seen the whole episode yet in case I’m right #just gotta drown it out first so all the Dndads tags are after this I really wanna make sure it’s all hidden gjdhdjg #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #dndads season 2 #dungeons and daddies season 2 #I have seen not one but TWO PEOPLE posting about Rebecca and one of them included me and my husband and the other said they were grieving #i may be worried about the wrong person here but as an oak family enjoyer #who has said VERY RECENTLY that I am going to commit hand to hand combat with Anthony Burch if he kills One of the twins #I’m terrified Sparrow Specifically is about to kick the bucket and I’m going to have to go about my day like nothing happened #MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!! #I stand by that he might have a homunculus/his real body is in Oakvale #you can not go missing in Oakvale and tell me it’s o-a-Kay it’s fucking OAKVALE #edit: it was worse than expected ;0;

[gregoftom]

where do i even start

#tomgreg #stay tuned for a special thing at the end #FIRST OFF CAN I JUST SAY. thinking about my own various skills and abilities tom says as he MOVES CROTCH FIRST TOWARDS GREG. #and he's just told greg his skills. he's got a big dick and fucks fast and hard. so like. there's that. #i'm either to assume he's already showed said skills off to greg and referring to it or he's literally being suggestive #either unconsciously or consciously. #also he wiggles his crotch a little. like. we get it you wanna fuck greg so bad it makes you look stupid. #ok so we've got the tom not tiptoeing around this like he did with shiv and straight up saying i'm not fucking happy #with you going off with somebody else. i don't like it. why are you happy and i'm not that's not fair. #you're mine. i'm not jealous tho haha #we've got them going through what looks like a wedding arch. #we've got them full on acting like a married couple with greg making excuses for tom and holding him back a little. acting like his wife. #we've got tom switching chiding greg for saying something and the ''don't say that!!'' and then greg agreeing #and saying that actually no tom is a lovely man. oh don't mind my husband he's just grouchy! #and then the WAY tom says you've ruined it like he's about to throw up or cry. or both. #and then greg being like ?? how i have ruined it?? and tom ''idk you just HAVE'' all petulant like #and you know what i'm gonna say. a schoolboy. #he's like thanks i hate it #it really is so much this episode. so much. #i have an idea from it of what fic i could write so there's something at least. a

[frecklystars]

im a little bit tempted to watch the Elvis movies but there are. so many. and ive heard they are so. terrible. and he didn't fully enjoy making them, he just... had to do it... bc he felt like there wasn't much of an option... and worst of all they are all so painfully heterosexual and i'm sure none of the couples ever communicate with each other properly. so you just sit there ripping your hair out and shouting at the screen "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG"

#but i want to get some inspiration... for my Driver/Officer K Greaser AUs... #the Elvis 2022 movie was so good even tho some things were incorrect #like. him breaking up with his first girlfriend Dixie when he became famous? that did NOT happen #Dixie broke up with HIM before he became famous because she wanted a husband who could work 9-5 and come home. #she didn't want to date somebody famous who was out doing gigs 24/7. #then when Elvis' mother passed away years later he called Dixie and she came to the funeral to support him #he wanted someone from his old life to comfort him. someone who knew him before he became a celeb. #FUNNER FACT the first time Elvis and Dixie were crushing on each other in school #Elvis was too shy to approach Dixie to ask her out so Dixie took matters into her own hands #standing in church and shouting to her friends loudly 'IM GOING TO THE SKATING RINK LATER!!!! BY MYSELF!!! CANT WAIT!!!' #'THE SKATING RINK!!! YOU KNOW THE ONE BY THE ICE CREAM SHOP DOWN THE ROAD!!! THAT SKATING RINK!!!' #'ILL BE THERE AT 4PM!!!!!!!!!' and elvis overheard and he was like oh shit #so sure enough Dixie shows up to the skating rink and Elvis already has his skates on #AND HE'S HUGGING THE WALL FOR DEAR LIFE. FIGHTING TO SURVIVE #and then she approached him and said uh hey do u wanna get outta here. and he was like GOD YES PLEASE #i think that story is so fucking cute #woof #oh here's another fun fact. when Dixie and Elvis were dating and Elvis was out on tours/gigs whatever #Elvis was the jealous one. Dixie did not care if women were gonna be all over him #Elvis was always asking her 'what boys are talking to you??? WHO'S LOOKING AT YOU. HM???' #and she's like 'bitch I am just going to school and church. you're the one surrounded by models' LMFAO

[sewercentipede]

︻╦╤─ ҉ -¨ * ‧₊˚*♡ * *” ♡. ♡

i cannot wait for this babygirl to arrive

shes gonna be my first handgun im so excited

︻╦╤─ ҉ -¨ * ‧₊˚*♡ * *” ♡. ♡

#technically my husband wanted to give me his 9mm glock but i declined cuz i hate it :p #so this is the first handgun we got for me specifically n that I picked out #anyway: #this yt review im watching by this guy who does amazing gun reviews like I trust his judgment is making me rly glad I got it!!:))) #all the video comments r ppl saying it’s a fckn great gun #it’s so small… it’s perfectttttttt #and the kind I got is not polymer yay:):) #I wanna shoot itttt #guns #up #gun

[the-kipsabian]

#kip sabian #penelope ford #aew #all elite wrestling #ddt pro #ddt wrestling #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #theres so much to take in and honestly i love it so much #first of all penny just reacting to their friends walking away before turning to kip #the whole 'BUT YOU? MY HUSBAND?? THE LOVE OF MY LIFE???' line she pulls on him #how penny stands up for herself and kip ruining her moment and makes it clear that shes not down with that #kip acting like a hurt puppy over it (while also being just overjoyed that he has the title now) #him also still seeking solace from chris in the first gif after chris walked away when penny starts to go on a tirade #the moments kip lets that smile fall from his face seeing and hearing pennys disappointment and knowing he fucked up #he physically has to remove himself from the situation to solve it #when penny asks him 'why' he never actually answers he just looks extremely defeated #which i wanna say. says a lot about his character honestly #after so many title defeats he takes advantage of the situation and the one person not seeing it coming #its extremely dirty and terrible even for him - and its a shame that. again. they wont be building on this further outside ddt #i also love it that we got both of these sides of them. this one with penny doing the talking and demanding explanations #and the other backstage segment is kip offering excuses and penny not hearing any of it #love me a duality of a couple oof #anyways rambles hi i have a headache #boxman saga #my beloved #kip in a box #vampire wife #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[hippo-pot]

C through G got smudged and didn't photograph well (I really have to draw stuff darker if I don't want it to lose all clarity when it smudges, or buy better pencils I guess), and there's only so much I wanted to mess with photo settings tonight, but having never really tried to draw hands before, here's how it's going. I've been drawing these over the past week or so, I guess 11 in total since that's how many letters there are from A to P

she can be taught

#i feel like the photo manipulation did some work in the last one. like no way did I draw the O that good #or no you know what. it's more that the photo smooths stuff out because my phone camera just isn't that powerful #like in my actual sketchbook you see the pencil marks so much more #it would actually be nice to have a good phone camera #my husband's phone camera is probably literally 100x more powerful #maybe more. idk how you measure camera #but with mine it looks grainy the instant you zoom in a little. and with his you can zoom in soooo much #also wait i just wanna add. the quality is improving but it still takes so long #and if it's the first drawing of the day? spend forever just figuring out where to start. end up erasing all my initial line attempts #that's where i'm at now lol #took photos of my other drawings so i wouldn't have to start q

[cloud-somersault]

constellations chapter 3 is SO GOOD idk what the fuck happened there, but go OFF!!!

#i know everyone's in chapter 4 land but 3 is SOO GOOD #bro the stone forest alone....HELP #ugh it was so hard writing wukong's rage form but HOLY SHIT!! reading it after is so hype #do u ever just sit in a pavilion as the rain gently falls...with your ex-husband and mentee....and it's quiet and peaceful but #there's a strong turbulence going on deep inside you :3 #the way wukong always dusts MK off and wipes his tears away and makes sure he's clean faced and ready to go #speaks to how much wukong cares about vanity #i mean he also is expressing comfort and compassion but. he also cares about appearances a lot #but anyway -- do you also ever have a conversation with your ex-husband through eye contact alone? #i think they've done that four times in this fic... #mk the entire journey: every day i get a little more homophobic #HE'S SO TIRED!!!! #MK after talking to wukong and macaque at the inn: yeah haha! i seriously wanna go home now! 🙃 #MK on the phone: DADSY /PLEASE/ COME PICK ME UP!!!! #macaque seeing Wukong's eyes for the first time and actually stopping everything that he was doing #and just looking at wukong and being like “haha...heeyyy what the fuck?? did they do to you??” chef's kiss #wukong and macaque just talking while macaque captures that random man's shadow...please #as they reminisce about how things used to be...how easily they talk to each other when they're not guided by hate #that's the thing it's how easily they fall into step with one another #that's shadowpeach. they'll be off balance or one will be running and the other walking. they'll get distracted or whatever. but #they'll always fall back into step with one another #and that's why they've got to walk with each other. step by step...so they can stop being afraid 😌

[averagelonelypotato]

i would like to create a fic about my blorbo but I unfortunately live and breath angst and also project onto them so it will be oc as fucK......also i can’t fucking write more than one sentence🧍🏽‍♀️

#i wanna create a #one sided childhood lovers (crush) #arranged marriage #one spouse loves the other but the other thinks nothing of them #sees them as a nuisance and annoyance because they never wanted to get married in the first place #so anyway the spouse always cooks the food #does the laundry #welcomes the other home and takes care of him #while the other doesn't even love them back #so anyway he brings other women and men home to sleep with and is never particularly quiet #they have seperate rooms btw #anyway the our beloved blorbo struggles with their self worth and stuff #they are quiet #don't have many friends #they actually don't have any #anyway #something happens #like something important for work and blorbo gets everything ready for his husband #there's a slight miscommunication so the brother comes and picks it up #so the husband is running late and already in a foul mood so he's asking where is his stuff #and blorbo forgets he gave it to the brother because they were so busy #but their spouse gets mad and blows up at them #attacking them #telling them they are a burden a thorn in their side #they never wanted to marry them in the first place at all and just goes off at them #and then the blorbo is just listening to their crush that they loved for years since high school tell them how they hate them and they #listen and hold on to every word with their head lowered #bangs covering their misty eyes and just hiding their face and clawing at their arms to stop them from shaking infront of their love who #they disapointed #so the husband leaves

[tittyinfinity]

in theory I'm polyamorous but every single poly relationship I've been in/seen my friends in have had such bad blowouts that I can't do it anymore

#my first bf left me for the other girl #we tried with D's coworker and for some reason the dude lied to D (after we all fucked each other) #and said he wasn't texting me? while I was sitting right next to D showing him the texts? #like we're all in this together dude wtf????? #my friend is going thru a situation rn where his wife cheated on him & their girlfriend right in front of them at the bar #and then slept w their gf's HUSBAND #who said he was fine w his wife being in a poly relationship but he didn't wanna be a part of it #yeahhhhh I can't handle all that anymore #.bdo

[ohbeeones]

coming back to my “audience of me, myself and i” brand: these days i have fallen back into the kpop rabbit hole. which is a story in of itself but anyway. another time. i preordered this bad boy last week and it arrived on the doorstep today. currently losing my fucking marbles how tF DID I GET THIS LUCKY TO PULL THESE TWO AT THE SAME TIME.

#like y’all don’t understand i’ve been a kpoppie on and off since i was a teenager. #stanning skz has made me buy physical merch when no other group has before #in the year 2023. i am 27. i have been here 12 years. #this is my first physical cd i’ve only been a streamer #AND I GET MINSUNG. don’t get me wrong i am an ot8 i wanna make that clear lol. but also lee know biased & i got him and his husband han UwU #i’m so over the moon i’m gonna catapult out of my soul #og.post #stray kids #also if you got this far in my tags stream 5 star it’s a 12/12 banger album

[arolesbianism]

I was abt to be like hey guys here's the clangen sprites for the main characters of spiraling upwards ^-^ but luckily I caught myself before I accidentally dropped some Massive spoilers by doing so lol. Anyways take Whimsygoose, Pumpkin, and Daisystar instead because they're so cutsies <3

#rat rambles #spiraling upwards #warriors posting #idc if pumpkin has nothing going on except having a wife I Will make her relevant to the plot somehow mark my word #ok ok tbf whimsygoose and pumpkin will likely have similar levels of relevance since theyre both murtlepaw's clanmates #and both get a lil boost since I like them lol #well whimsygoose is the deputy's mate so it's not like he has no reason to come up #daisystar is very much relevant tho even if his screentime is probably going to be a lil limited #mostly because of ~plot reasons~ #aka he gets real fucking paranoid over the course of the plot #oh also fun fact whimsygoose is deaf! guy who's always been loud looses ability to tell hes loud thousands found dead #and pumpkin is a lesbian and also my best friend and thats all that truly matters <3 #oh unrelated but one of whimsygoose and thistlepeaks's kids ended up named fireice so thats fun #he is another guy who doesnt matter to the plot but I like him anyways he's silly #oh also daisystar is also gay he has a husband 👍 #alas not all of the leaders are gay firestar (previously firenip) is alas probably straight #I wanna believe she could be bi or pan but thatd just make me feel more bad for blazebelly girlie was so in love with her #conestar is a lesbian tho and honeystar is. a weird one. #like she technically has a mate kind of but its more of a. coping mechanism for them both than anything? #long story short the clans first medic died a couple moons ago and his medic husband silentfleck and honeystar took it poorly #he was both of their closest friend and neither knew what to do with themselves afterwards #their current relationship is a mix of a rebound and a qpr sort of #theyre depression buddies who constantly worry eachother but know that if they vocalized this the other would mention their worries #andneither of them want to be confronted with their downward spiral directly so they just normalize it for themselves and eachother instead #so this is my long way of saying I have no idea what honeystar's sexuality is Ive thought abt it and I don't know what I wanna do with that #like Im leaning towards aro cause of my aro bias but I almost kinda wanna make her demiro or even pan #it doesn't rly matter to the main story tho so I've been not thinking abt it too hard for now #oh also speaking of aro characters I should mention murtlepaw's name is mispelled on purpose #as a kit murtle met a cat with a nickname and was like I want one of those and then made one up #so they just took turtle and replaced the t to combine it and their deadname

[todayisafridaynight]

We’re having an emergency meeting to discuss Chris Johnson and the whitest name ever

absolutely fitting for our white man now innit

#snap chats #speaking of White People and names tho.. i drove out to barnes and noble because if i stayed at my mom's any longer id go insane #and while i was here i read the entirety of My Brother's Husband. VERY good series it was so good i loved it... #its not in my budget today to buy the whole set but maybe one day.. mike flanagan i love you you're so happy and good.. #WAIT IT GOT A LIVE ACTION SERIES ????? I HAVE TO WATCH IT LATER I WAS JUST THINKING IT'D BE GOOD AS A JDRAMA #what i did buy today tho was the second volume of The Yakuza's Bias since i loved the first one so much #and ive been PRAYING the second one'd come out soon #i also got another kirby blind box </3 its supposed to sit on your drinking glass but i didnt see who i got yet.. #i hope its not meta knight. i love meta knight but i want some variety... #im hoping its the sleeping kirby one but it was hard to hear the difference so idk #and im not checkin til later so i doont get tempted to return what i got to get a new one like a freak ☠️ #SO SAD THO when i was getting my stuff they didnt have any more butterfly bookmarks... #i always get one when i go out and sure i have more than enough bookmarks but now it feels weird... #anyway. im gonna get food i havent eaten all day... tho i did want chicken and soju later didnt i... #maybe ill just get something light here i just came here for the wifi honestly lol #god what else did i do.. OH THERE WAS THIS ONE MANGA. #i forget the full name but it had 'akane' in the title so of course i was like 'lol' and decided to read the blurb #IN THE STORY HER DAD'S NAME IS ARAKAWA ? but all of his teachers also have the surname arakawa but theyre not related #arakawa must be a ral impotrant name in the manga.... point is i lol'd #i almost wanna go back to. stopping this post now to do it LOL HANG ON BRB #AKANE-BANASHI THAT'S WHAT IT WAS CALLED and she wanted to be the best rakugo performer after her father's teacher #also named arakawa. As I Said. #failed everyone for no reason #maybe one day ill check it out.. always thought rakugo was a fine art... #anyway im rambling too much im gonna try to write a fanfic. no way in hell im drawing rgg in public LMAO #actually im gonna get food first.. as i said i havent eaten all day... ok bye #anon im so sorry if you ever read these tags LMAO I JUST LIKE TALKING ABOUT MY DAY

[mrs-kelly]

There has not been a day since I first saw Charlie where I’ve seen him and not been filled with delight at his existence and there never will be, this I know for sure ❤️

#it’s funny to think. the memes of him have been around forever #and even before I watched the show I’d see him and he’d make me smile #no matter what c: #and then the first time I saw the show and heard his voice and saw his mannerisms #I was like WOAH THIS MAN #I had so much affection for him #but I was like ‘I should wait 🥺 I should wait until I watch the show and get to know him better’ #basically I was like ‘let’s be friends c:’ and in the meantime I’d see him and just look with heart eyes ahfjgkgl #for yearrrrrrrrs #so many years. so many years of seeing him and feeling in my heart that I’m crazy about him #but doing nothing about it until what. a few weeks ago #what changed? idk I was like ‘I should finally watch aIways sunny bc my husband and his brother always quote it’ #and then I just couldn’t help but fall madly in love with him #I couldn’t stop thinking about him even tho I thought that maybe it’d be a little crush #I want even gonna post about him at all like. I thought it’d pass bc I felt SO much so fast #‘so fast’ ahdjfl as if I haven’t been pining for him for years #look where we are now. he’s so important to me #I don’t ever wanna go back. I wanna stay in love with him forever #ren speaks #im gushing out here folks #renlie

[haruchuiyo]

watched the new spider-verse movie

#kei talking! #and I love it #the movie was STUNNING #amazing even #no words bro completely speechless #it was so good #I dare say…better than the first movie🫢 #I wanna watch it again man #also #MIGUEL? #that’s my new baby daddy y’all #my new man my new boo 🩷 #and imma carry his children for him #since his biggest dreams are being a father and a husband #so we good 🙈 #I WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN BRUH imma say it a thousand times #the excitement I feel rn especially after watching the movie #is exactly how I felt after avatar #cant wait for the next movie

[rambunctioustoons]

catch Marcurio introducing his khajiit spouse like "this is Milo, and this is Milo's boyfriend Cicero-" AJFJKAKS

#i don't wanna put this in the skyrim tag #fun fact and spoilers for the dark brotherhood quest if you've never done it #but teenage me was DOWN BAD for Astrid. i was so pissed about what happed that I killed Cicero in my first playthrough because of gay rage #she betrayed me?? shes sus?? she had a HUSBAND ?? whO CaRes die die stupid little jester who else do I take this out on?? #anyway i speed run that questline for Cicero every time now. whats your opinion on the murderous jester?? hes annoying?? #his voice is absolutely ear grazing? he stops to dance and wont follow you as a companion because he's soft locked himself behind a barrel- #while dancing a jig??? dont even care Cicero is my FRIEND. my something alright.

[dreamland-creations]

Frank frankly (welcome home) looks so damn much like the dude form fenomena who had this terrible life partner and kept loosing hair and got possessed.

They look so similar smh-

Anyways I'm gonna go ahead and ramble in the tags now.

#Like... I know I'm comparing Gaylord Robinson to the dude that I can't even remember his name.... But the similarity is there!!! #Jokes aside I loved his character in fenomena so damn much I- #Like.... I wanna make fanart #His face is just.... So angular smh. #IDK hwo to explain it. #Like I didn't develop a crush he is fucking pathetic I just want to give him some therapy #Enrique was the name I think??? #His wife was such a bitch tho. #I hate her. #Like your husband is fucking terrified!! #Be fucking there for him!! Idc how much you love them damn ghosts or whatever this is your fucking husband!! #And his concern for the chandelier was fucking valid idc what anyone says. #Like people have limits and this poor guy has tried to ignore them!! But he couldn't... And that's okay but NOOOO he had to keep going... #This is the first time in my life I enjoyed something life action lol #I have strong opinions