#i think that story is so fucking cute

[frecklystars]

im a little bit tempted to watch the Elvis movies but there are. so many. and ive heard they are so. terrible. and he didn't fully enjoy making them, he just... had to do it... bc he felt like there wasn't much of an option... and worst of all they are all so painfully heterosexual and i'm sure none of the couples ever communicate with each other properly. so you just sit there ripping your hair out and shouting at the screen "WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG"

#but i want to get some inspiration... for my Driver/Officer K Greaser AUs... #the Elvis 2022 movie was so good even tho some things were incorrect #like. him breaking up with his first girlfriend Dixie when he became famous? that did NOT happen #Dixie broke up with HIM before he became famous because she wanted a husband who could work 9-5 and come home. #she didn't want to date somebody famous who was out doing gigs 24/7. #then when Elvis' mother passed away years later he called Dixie and she came to the funeral to support him #he wanted someone from his old life to comfort him. someone who knew him before he became a celeb. #FUNNER FACT the first time Elvis and Dixie were crushing on each other in school #Elvis was too shy to approach Dixie to ask her out so Dixie took matters into her own hands #standing in church and shouting to her friends loudly 'IM GOING TO THE SKATING RINK LATER!!!! BY MYSELF!!! CANT WAIT!!!' #'THE SKATING RINK!!! YOU KNOW THE ONE BY THE ICE CREAM SHOP DOWN THE ROAD!!! THAT SKATING RINK!!!' #'ILL BE THERE AT 4PM!!!!!!!!!' and elvis overheard and he was like oh shit #so sure enough Dixie shows up to the skating rink and Elvis already has his skates on #AND HE'S HUGGING THE WALL FOR DEAR LIFE. FIGHTING TO SURVIVE #and then she approached him and said uh hey do u wanna get outta here. and he was like GOD YES PLEASE #i think that story is so fucking cute #woof #oh here's another fun fact. when Dixie and Elvis were dating and Elvis was out on tours/gigs whatever #Elvis was the jealous one. Dixie did not care if women were gonna be all over him #Elvis was always asking her 'what boys are talking to you??? WHO'S LOOKING AT YOU. HM???' #and she's like 'bitch I am just going to school and church. you're the one surrounded by models' LMFAO

[crualex-de-vil]

(Starfield spoilers kinda)

I really think you should be able to keep your romance item token thing when you get to unity 😭

#starfield #andreja #starborn #ugh the end is so cool and the ship and the spacesuit are the best in-game #it suuuuuucks its so far at the end of the story/game? #I think you should become starborn like literally halfway thru #to introduce the loop of like new universes #fucking them up and trying again #that seems like where the gameplay shouldve been idk #anyway drej's romance was wonderful imo and her token thing was very cute and cool #fanart #atomicdraws

[nonconstories]

Here, you think that LAST fantasy was weird? Try this shit on for size. Imagine a ~* VillainCon *~, where supervillains expo their latest advancements in EVIL, including torture devices. Imagine a cute little sidekick getting kidnapped and used to demonstrate some kinda tentacle beast engineered specifically for rape, screaming as their costume gets ripped off and the thing fucks them in every hole. Imagine a famously badass heroine getting mind controlled into a grinning, bimbo housewife on a demo stage, her captor charging the audience for the pleasure of fucking her mouth. Imagine a small group of civilians getting turned into hypersexualized anthro creatures and auctioned off as henchmen/personal sex slaves.

The Renaissance Center doesn't invite VillainCon back for the next year and most of the presenters got their ASSES KICKED afterwards BUT by god did the convention itself turn a profit!

#its the costumes guys I SWEAR #the costumes DO SOMETHING TO ME #SERIOUSLY i see supergirl or starlight in the their cute widdle skirts and their dainty widdle boots and I'm just like #'if she doesn't get fucked all rough and mean in that what's the point????' #i literally do not understand how slade wilson had robin pinned down like that in his cute tights and his little cape SO MANY TIMES #and never ONCE helped himself??? the math is not mathing #wonder woman you are carrying a lasso and i think if you let Cheetah tie you up and do stuff to you #she'll relax!!! #it is the costumes #they turn me into an actual animal #not stories

[kinokoshoujoart]

romeo!! or rock….? idk he’s the ds guy. y’know

#my art #rock tumbling (sos) #romeo (ds) #bokumono #trying to make the way i draw romeo distinct from rock #romeo is more dog coded than rock #(dog ball antics) #hence he is softer #(i choose to believe this guy can’t surf even though leona has dialogue saying she wants to watch him surf) #he hangs around in the lobby to greet customers while louis is in the kitchen… it’s not labor…. #i bet he’s just helping so he can hit on everyone who arrives from mineral town… #harvest moon #harvest moon ds #story of seasons #hmds cute #harvest moon ds cute #he still goes in the rock collection #here’s hoping for a ds remake that gives the characters more distinctions #romeo’s hair is long in the back and his necklace has a slightly different design #those are the only things that i can confidently say aren’t just due to the ds having a limited palette #rock (ds) #also subconsciously shells fanfic snuck into this drawing i think #by duritoswrites. very good hmds fic #‘never coloring another fucking sketchbook scribble using the markup tool ever again’ turns out to be a bald faced lie #cora just use ibis or something photos app keeps crashing #no #sorry all ds brainrot lately (brain on fire simulator) #brainrockt…. #i tried to capture the vacancy behind his eyes. there’s nothing there #i’m sorry the saturation on my phone was goofed. i’m sorry everyone’s retinas

[solacedeer]

and if i said they’re my ot3 then what

#them in that damn story talking like they’re both dating her and in the end its suddenly competitive like #why can’t this be like a 3 way thing??? #alter would fucking hate it though 💀💀💀 #he tolerates keith because thats his homie licht is a whole other guy 💀 #keith howell #licht klien #ikepri emma #ikepri #but they are so cute lciht is like a new man- Him and yves shocked me in kther routes after doing keiths route like 5 times straight #as you can tell ive been thinking hard about this. I have lots to say

[puppyeared]

Ouhhhh friendship I love friendship……..

#I’m reading volumes 14-16 of the ouran manga OOUGHHH MY HEART #I love this weird little friend group so much its unreal #like u have this charming sweeps you off your feet prince but he’s actually a huge lovable idiot with a kind heart and his friends #who are all misfits that he reached out to and drew in because of his kindness and own weirdness like that shits TIGHT BRO #and the trauma part where he has some deep seated issues with love bc he thinks that itll break a family apart like with his mom #how his family isnt allowed to be together because his mom and dad fell in love and how he says he wants to build a big house #so that way one day everyone will get along as a family like. all he wants is not to lose everyone and the only way to do that is #by maintaining a certain order.. he both wants a complete family so bad and doesnt want anything to sour between anyone #so he assigns each of his friends a family role based on how he sees them and YEAH its mostly played for giggles and tamakis #already weird so its his way of showing theyre close to him but. god damn this boy has LAYERS #it also feels kinda meta towards how found family tends to get thrown around to assign characters as 'siblings' or family roles instead of #using it to describe characters who are close enough to be each others family. cuz tamakis doing that EXACT THING in a way tht #ties in with his character and i have to say its fascinating using that within the story itself and its completely plausible #theres a lot of things i can say about ouran that are good bad and questionable but. god i love it when characters are niceys to each other #i remember i really liked the kyoya episode bc him and haruhi got to spend time together and their relationship isnt very close #but it was really nice to see their personalities bounce off each other. i think i also wouldve liked to see haruhi alone with kaoru #i also firmly believe all of the hosts are at least a little in love with haruhi and this can be anything like endearing romantic cuz like #who DOESNT love haruhi. kyoya i think would want to study her under a microscope like his fascination with her draws him in #but im fucking obsessed with whatever haruhi and tamaki have going on because YES hes obsessed with her YES he jumps at the chance to #put her in a cute costume but haruhi? she just fucking goes with it because she knows hes fun to be around even if hes a little wacky abt i #theyre all so. NNGGHHHH #ouran #ohshc #yapping

[hamable]

I’ve been so caught up thinking about the fight sequences and the animation styles and the writing and the antics aand the everything about Spy Family Code White that I forgot about the Ferris wheel. Oh my god oh my god oh my god the Ferris wheel.

#spy x family #spy family code white #spy family #spy x family code white #babbling and spoilers beware: #LIKE???????? that was so intense in the best way #my man got on his KNEES. ON HIS KNEES. and said no stop my oh need to hear this. #you need to hear that you matter and that I chose you and made a promise to you #that you are a mother and a fantastic one and our lives are better with you in them #he got on his knees and skipped past proposing and said let me restate my wedding vows #and I genuinely think if he had been allowed to keep going he would have told her he loves her and wants her to stay. #bc my dude had MOMENTUM and just kept going. he showed no sign of stopping. #he started yammering about how wonderful his wife is and couldn’t physically stop #he won’t admit it to himself but he loves his family so much #he won’t admit it to himself but the moment either of them starts to doubt that they are cared for he will drop everything and remind them #fuck I love spy family it’s so good #I’m so excited for more #I should read the manga finally #ALSOOOOOOO #The cute little teaser at the end that was like ah well time for a family trip this time to the south!!! #LIKE PLEAASSEEEE CAN I GET A BEACH EPISODE #A BEACH MOVIE IF YOU WILL #I want Spy Family Movies like Hercule Poireaut stories. throw those guys in an episodic mystery or mission for 90 minutes and give me 46 plz

[elvisqueso]

I am on some bullshit right now, bruh

#just re-watched pocahontas for the first time in many many years and dawg #the character animation in that film is so gorgeous #like they went so hard on ACTING through the animation #im getting obsessed again like i was when i was little #like u gotta understand: the disney pocahontas character (a truly fictional character inspired by real events let's get that straight) #i was like in love with her. i wanted to be her like oh my god #and the way they animated john smith was such a departure from their other disney LI's up til then (as *i* recall) #so detailed!! the expressions!!! the fucking YEARNING!!!!!! #best love story out of all the disney flicks imho. as a Story it's so powerful #I'm gonna think about the symbolism of them having to part #after grandmother willow had told them 'only when the fighting stops can you be together' #implying that the fighting isn't over and probably never will be #fuxking painfuslfjk #i know i know: c'est ~~problématique~~ #but look. I'm from a racially diverse family okay? #my dad's side especially. nobody over there stuck to their own race/ethnic group #my parents are a mixed couple. i know how hard it is to make that work. #most interracial couples I'd seen on tv until that point were very...chaste? #mostly played for laughs (oh haha the cultural dissonance is so cute and funny!) or worse: to play up racial sterotypes #but to see one depicted as a straight-forward romance- as two people deeply in love and not played for a gag? AND as the core of the story? #mannnn that means a lot to me even all these years later #so yeah im deep in the 'hunting down feel-good fix-it fics' phase wish me luck

[thronealigned]

[template]

these are unfinished i'm just posting them to give myself permission to be more obnoxious about my bg3 ocs on main

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #oc: memento #<- not their name. an out-of-universe nickname. i make things very confusing for myself #the scratched out text above 'the dark urge' is robin fairbairn - the name given to them by their foster family #oc: impulse #oc: luc sauveterre #uhhh what are my notes. aberrant mind sorc doesnt exist in-game or as a mod but it's impulse's canon in my heart #i also havent actually played them as that rogue multiclass yet... 2 bonus actions + the awakened buff will be Fucking Busted i think #as for lae'zel being listed as their bestie: she was the first to make it to 100 approval. trying hard to make that make sense #luc is a brand new character i made him like 2 or 3 days ago. he's a painfully earnest wife guy. going for squidlach with him #not picturing but still existing: my evil durge my wyllmancer and my vague laezelmancer #pictured* #is that it. i think thats it. idk if the volume of oc posting will actually increase #i would reblog the tav-as-companion ask meme but theyre all so wrapped up in their respective bits of the main story/romances. i wouldnt be #able to answer most of the questions #it's not like i can reblog shippy ask memes either. mementostarion is on a one-track road to a messy divorce #impulse's relationship is................. #let's leave it at that. luc & karlach are normal and healthy and cute but it does end with one of them a mind flayer so #(impulse also ends up a mind flayer for the record) #siiiighs. just gotta start reblogging things to fill their tags with. and maybe go take a nap

[dovalore]

6.4 dungeon boss design

everyone's cheering you on!

#ffxiv #ffxiv spoilers #endwalker spoilers #none about the story though i just think the designs are neat #the spoiler embargo is up but i still want to like #put things under spoiler tags idk it still feels forbidden somehow #there being two types of bear model tickles me so much like... you have the round cute bears used for mounts and the bg bears #then you go to the overworld and you see the most vicious looking motherfuckers prowling about #relatively speaking anyway #what the fuck are they feeding the bears in thos places

[shima-draws]

I just finished the One Piece live action and it was SOOOO GOOD AGHHFHFHHH

#There was a lot that they changed but honestly the story still flowed REALLY well even with the combined arcs #Also holy SHIT Luffy and Zoro are SO gay. Oh my god. #Why is Luffy always touching his face. And holding on to him. COINCIDENCE?? I think NOT #Also Sanji is so FUCKING cute oh my god. GOING to explode #Luffy is the cutest tho. Holy shit. The baby boy of all time. Light of my life my angel my blorbo #I love how close they all are at the end of the season too they’re really a crew now #Okay idk if there’s like. An equivalent of the Dekubowl in OP. But if there is. #LUFFYBOWL. Everybody adores Luffy and is a little in love with him. INCLUDING Koby #KOBY’S ARC WAS REALLY GOOD TOO #AFHHFHFHF I have so many Thoughts but I need to go to sleep!!!! #It was so good tho. I can’t wait for season 2 #Shima speaks #One Piece #OPLA #One Piece live action

[twistedappletree]

planning on doing a ‘cultivation partner’ story series for zhuiling where it’s just them as adults going on night hunts and investigations together as an established couple but i kinda wanna wait until ‘letters never sent’ is finished because that’s gonna be the fic that solidifies all my adult zhuiling headcanons and details how they become cultivation partners to begin with

#but it’s gonna take so looooong and i have so many fun/cute adult zhuiling story ideas that i wanna write now 😭 #thinking about just saying fuck it and going for it lmao idk #apple babble 🍎 #my fic good to you also goes into their adulthood so maybe that’ll be enough to kick it off

[todayisafridaynight]

mine's done a lot of sexy things in my opinion but top five to me still is asking daigo if he wanted to prioritize The Family or one man Not In The Family

#snap chats #you know what i mean. that rggo story I Think That Was Very Attractive Of Him #i simply understand why daigo was like 'fuck man .............. kinda right with that ................ wanna get married--' #but no cause real shit daigo ily and its very cute that you love kiryu so much #and i get it i do. i live for daigo's idolization of kiryu it makes for delicious drama and many emo spiralings at 1AM #i just really appreciate mine being able to speak up. from his position. yk what i mean #like mine's relatively green to the yakuza atp and this is the first time he's personally going out with his boss but not just His Boss #THE Boss and he still sees value in being like 'idc if you're my superior i need you to really evaluate your values rn for the whole org' #its so sexy of him ........ love a man who can cut the bullshit when he gotta ... #ESPECIALLY in regards to kiryu cause like .... kiryu ily and ily because youre messy ... i just need others to call you messy too ... #its also just so good because it's exactly the type of thing daigo wanted from companions #people who could look at him beyond his name and money and status and tell him what he needs to hear ... its very yummy ... #so yeah thats one of my top five sexy moments thanks for watching im gonna kick my feet and think about mine #he's such an epic character ......... i wish i had blender so i could spin his model for an hour #ill just have to settle for doing that in my brain

[sweetshire]

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!! #see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But- #he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure! #OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u

[bladesofkyber]

God of War: Ragnarök Meeting Thrúd

Loki, right? I gotta say, the irony isn’t lost on me. This was his room you know

#i feel like Thrúd fucks with everyone she meets #it's her way of making friends #atreus' little faces are so cute here #he legitimately thinks he's going to bite it and yet STILL tries to show off #side note: #what the fuck happened in her childhood #there's a horror story to unpack here #and i don't think i want to know #tbh i feel like she does miss them so much but odins gaslight her into thinking its better theyre gone #Thrúd GOW #Thrúd Thorsdottir #Atreus GOW #God of War: Ragnarök #god of war ragnarok spoilers #dailygaming #videogameedit #gamingedit #mine: gifs #Chapter: The Runaway #god of war edit #queue of kyber

[alisterix]

Now my question is. Does Cacophonix's reputation as the ultimate gaylord precede him. Does anyone outside of the village know him as Mr. Gay. Is he like Lil Nas X where gays all around the. Area. Look up to him as the gay icon that he is.

Thank you kindly, I LOVE getting asks from you cause they are a perfect excuse for me to draw Cacofonix, and if there's one thing in this fandom I love drawing as much as Gaylois, it's Cacofonix. Here's a little comic inspired by your question since I can't help myself:

I can easily imagine Cacofonix on a big trip, having fun and indulging all of the opportunities and glamour of city life, making friends (lovers? possibly? 😳) easily, courtesy of his charismatic and pleasant demeanor (at least as long as he doesn't try to sing). People obviously aren't fans of his musical talent, or rather a lack thereof, but whenever a stranger happens to recognize him and call him by name he tends to immediately jump to that conclusion and brag about it to his fellow village folks, who clearly aren't buying it, lmao. Admittedly, at the end of the day, being appreciated and recognized for being entertaining, pretty and gay rather than for your art is not the worst position to be in, so he does take it for what it is, though not without a healthy dose of fussing about constantly, no matter where he goes, being "strangely surrounded by people who don't seem to understand art".

Funny that you mention Lil Nas X cause I just made a playlist with my favourite bardcore covers in honor of Cacofonix the Ultimate Gaylord™ and Montero is the first song on it.

#asterix #cacofonix #cacophonix #assurancetourix #my art #the sweet homosexual tension of a man piercing your ears in exchange for a date #listen... this is a sfw blog so we won't be discussing Cacofonix's jolly good big city gay time in great detail #it does make me admittedly uncomfortable to think adult stuff about a childhood nostalgia comic... BUT #if I had to choose one character who fucks it would be Cacofonix #I could probably make up a whole story about Cacofonix and his mysterious Lutetian admirer but I have a Gaylois wedding to attend to #and by that I mean I'm gonna make Gaylois wedding fanart in response to an ask I got #lmfao the way Asterix gives him a rude awakening and Cacofonix throws shade at him in return is sending me #what does he know about charm??? I dunno man maybe ask Obelix since he's clearly happily married #they are both such gay disasters #they give me strong gay besties/mlm solidarity vibes #but also it's a great ship imo #I'm all ride or die for Gaylois but if you see my art of Asterix and Cacofonix as shippy I won't stop you #I will encourage you even #it's my second favourite Asterix ship and I'm planning to draw some cute stuff with them every now and then #I wonder if they have a ship name #asterfonix? #I like that #anyway Cacofonix with piercings am I right 😳😳😳