#apple babble 🍎

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

#chad #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #chen qing ling #lan jingyi #precious gremlin #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎 #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #fr tho nobody checks this kid ever #he gets a free pass for everything #prob bc nobody else wants to get roasted into oblivion lmFAO #chicken boy #i know he’s more goblin than gremlin but I’ve been using the gremlin tag forever and don’t wanna go through changing it in every post 😭

[heymacy]

listen, everyBODY IS BEING SO SAD AND HEART WRENCHING and i thought everybody needed a break. and some apples 🍎🍏

between family-related edits and s5 gif sets and 7x10 flooding my dash it's a miracle i'm still alive at all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#however i will take the apples 🍎🍏 #i am down to clown with some fruit #ahhhhHHHHH I AM UNWELL #macy babbles #creepkinginc

[tsumussweetheart]

HAPPY NEW YEARRRR

#WOOHOOO #[🍃] leafy babbles #🥳🥳🥳 #cw food #🍎✨🧃 sparkling apple juice 4 u if you’d like some

[hp-fruit-fest]

Spring is here and Fruit Fest opened with a bang! Here are the juicy selections offered so far!

FIC. Draco & Harry. Draco/Hermione. Rated: G. Words: 1,251. Fluff. Chef Draco. Pub Owner Harry. Bars and pubs. Baking.

Draco Malfoy has a boot full of pears and Harry Potter has a pub full of people who like eating them.

🍐 Read on AO3 🍐

ART. Draco/Harry. Rated: G. Muggle AU. Fluff. Meet cute.

"And it might sound silly but let's go home"

🥭 Read on AO3 🥭

FIC. Draco & Goyle. Rated: E. Words: 1,434. Object insertion. Anal fisting. Pranks gone sexual. Drabble collection.

Harry and Ginny come up with an insane prank to play on Draco. Except it goes sideways. Well, more up, and then sideways, but only after plenty of stretching. This is crack gone overboard. Pumpkins go up holes and gaping booty gets an impressionist description; read at your own peril.

🎃 Read on AO3 🎃

FIC. Harry/Hermione. Rated: G. Words: 1,416. Panic attacks. Comfort.

Ron's left, and Harry buckles under the pressure. Hermione walks him back from the edge.

🥝 Read on AO3 🥝

ART. Draco/apple. Draco/Harry. Rated: E. NSFW art.

Draco does a photo shoot for Witch Weekly, in which he shows his appreciation for his favorite fruit.

🍎 Read on AO3 🍎

ART. Draco/Harry. Rated: G. Mpreg. Pregnant Draco. Cravings.

Apples symbolize peace, beauty, wisdom, joy, fertility, and youthfulness

🍏 Read on AO3 🍏

FIC. Draco/Hermione. Rated: T. Words: 402. Tooth rotting fluff. Family feels. Parenthood. Springtime. Scorpius & Lyra.

Hermione Granger had always loved springtime. She loved everything about the season even though she was a late summer baby having been born in the middle of September, she had always preferred the spring and autumn time. They always called out her names. Then she found true love with Draco Malfoy, who had also always loved the springtime. He felt the same about the season even though he was another summer baby. They purposely had their wedding in the Malfoy Manor gardens in the middle of spring. They had prolonged their honeymoon so they could celebrate it within the spring. But, then came the birth of their two spring babies. Scorpius and Lyra Granger-Malfoy. With the cherry blossom blooming on the trees across the gardens of Malfoy Manor. Newborn lambs and little piglets frolicking about in the neighbouring fields. Loads of loaded picnics with all different kinds of food and drink underneath the shining sun with their babbling children. Hermione and Draco Granger-Malfoy would always love the springtime.

🍓 Read on AO3 🍓

FIC. Astoria/Draco. Astoria/Draco/Hermione. Rated: E. Words: 3,668. Virginity loss. Dom/Sub. Mommy/Daddy kink. PWP.

Astoria Greengrass and Draco Malfoy were happily married along with their gorgeous, blond-haired son, Scorpius Malfoy, but life got too busy and it was decided between the couple that they needed a babysitter. And they needed one desperately. This was where the recently turned nineteen-year-old Hermione Granger came in and was the best candidate for the job role of babysitter. However, Draco and Astoria couldn’t help it when alternate feelings start to rise from seeing the young woman with their son.

🍒 Read on AO3 🍒

#hp fruit fest 2023 #hp fests #march roundup #hp fics #hp art #fanart #fanfics

[sleepyoasis]

Man, I normally always pick the grass type starter when I first play a new pokemon game... but this guy?

He just speaks to me

#hes a fuckjng APPLE ALLIGATOR #like???? 🍎🐊 #i love him so much #pokemon #MJ Babbles

[twistedappletree]

Lan Wangji’s transition from awkward teen afraid of his feelings to give-no-fucks 30’s after Wei Wuxian returns is truly immaculate, like the person who used to annoy the crap out of him is now hated by everyone except him and as the head of the Wei Wuxian defense squad, his argument is literally “ok but have u considered that he’s hot?”

#nooo don’t fall off a cliff ur so sexy aha #ajdhajshAJDHAJD #mdzs #obviously the main reason is that he’s in love with him #but it’s funnier that he’s basically just publicly keeping him by his side like a trophy wife 😭😭😭 #i aspire to be that unbothered #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #hanguang jun #apple babble 🍎

[twistedappletree]

i love lan jingyi because he’s so intelligent and quick-witted but he’s also that kid whose friends would have to call the fire department after he gets stuck in a baby swing

#immaculate duality #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan jingyi #jin ling would be laughing too hard to make the call so ofc it would have to be lan sizhui #before spending the entire time waiting for help to lecture lan jingyi with poetic metaphorical quotes about being an idiot #zizhen is the one genuinely trying to help by flipping him upside down lmAO #we all know a kid who’s gotten stuck in a baby swing and they were all jingyis lbr #and if you’re that kid then congratulations #you’re a jingyi #🍗��🍗 #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎

[twistedappletree]

I love Wen Ning so much because Wei Wuxian could literally say any bullshit and WN would be like “absolutely, I agree 100%!” and Wen Qing would immediately debunk WWX’s bullshit and WN would be like “absolutely, I agree 100%!”

#I love him sm he thinks everyone’s great and just wants to feel included LOL #best bean #mdzs #the untamed #wen ning #wen qing #wei wuxian #wei ying #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs thoughts #apple babble 🍎 #actually me trying to fit in with everyone when I was like 10 years old LMFAO #ghost general

[twistedappletree]

Jin Ling wanting to see the Barbie movie and begrudgingly asking Lan Sizhui to go with him because he’s the only person who’ll probably agree and not make fun of him for it (and asking his uncle to go is way too embarrassing). Little did he know that LSZ’s grossly in-love dads would tag along with them and just when Jin Ling thinks things can’t get any more awkward, they all walk into the theatre to see a giddy Jiang Cheng huddled up alone in the back with a slurpee and popcorn 100% confident that he wouldn’t run into anyone he knows

#modern au #??? lmfaooo been thinking about this all day actually ajdhajAHSAJD #mdzs #wei wuxian #wangxian #lan wangji #the untamed #jin ling #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #lan sizhui #mdzs au #fic ideas #wei ying #lan zhan #wangxian family #mdzs modern au #apple babble 🍎 #barbie

[twistedappletree]

I know we love to headcanon that Lan Sizhui growing up as Wen Yuan would be a roguish badass (and he technically would when it comes to cultivation because he’d be learning from Wen Qing and Wen Ning) but aside of being an amazing cultivator, I really think he would just be the nerdiest nerd to ever nerd. Plant dork. Has entire notebooks filled with studies and properties of leaves and their decomposition. Cancels plans with friends to observe a spider weave a web and catch its prey. Can’t go on a simple walk without bringing home a sack full of cool rocks.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan sizhui #wen yuan #a yuan #mdzs headcanons #he’d literally be the definition of ‘adorkable’ #just like his uncle ning #goddddd now I want a fic of him growing up & learning from WQ & WN & spending time with granny & just having his family again #🥺🥺🥺🥺 #im g onn a c r y #apple babble 🍎

[twistedappletree]

love the junior scenes in the MDZS donghua where Jin Ling is standing with perfect, regal posture with his nose turned up at literally everyone and Lan Jingyi is next to him hunched over and shouting like a rabid swamp goblin

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #lan jingyi #top tier dynamic actually lmfAO #lingyi #but my personal name for them is #jingaling #they’re a platonic ship for me btw I am very much absorbed in zhuiling hell #but I love their friendship sm I just love ALL the juniors being T H E M 😭✨🌸💕 #mdzs juniors #apple babble 🍎 #precious juniors #mdzs donghua #the princess and the goblin

[twistedappletree]

Made myself sad thinking about how fast Jin Ling runs to Jiang Cheng’s side if he even suspects he’s been hurt because he’s lost everyone in his family, everyone who cared about him and was supposed to watch him grow up and all he has left is his jiujiu and he can’t lose anyone else, he just can’t

#going to throw myself in the trash rn don’t worry #aHAHAHA #🙂🙃🙂🙃 #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #jiang cheng #jin ling and his jiujiu #sad baby boy hours OOPS #i actually would’ve obliterated the earth if he lost JC in canon #or if JC lost him #it’s bad enough JL was originally supposed to die and become a fierce corpse liKE #LEAVE THEM ALONE #GSAHGDYJHFJLH #apple babble 🍎 #the only consolation is that jin ling has the other juniors now #it makes me so happy he has friends and that they love him and he loves THEM #even if he won’t admit it lmao #also im aware he still has uncles everywhere in the damn world lmFAO #I mean the family he was around the most and had the biggest roles in his childhood/life

[twistedappletree]

We don’t talk enough about how Fairy was Jin Ling’s best friend growing up because getting bullied all the time traumatized him into isolating himself and avoiding making friends with other kids. We don’t talk enough about how she’s his best friend, not only because they grew up together but because Fairy isn’t a human who can shun him, hurt him, insult him or betray him. We don’t talk enough about how she was probably his main comfort above all else, the only thing he could run to when he was overwhelmed by emotions without being judged or called names for crying and feeling. We don’t talk enough about how his smile is only ever instant for Fairy. She’s the only one who doesn’t have to earn it because she’s his safety. His confidant. His best friend. His only friend.

#pre-lan juniors btw I know he has human friends how #but you can’t convince me Fairy isn’t his entire world #everything to him #the only thing in his life that he knows won’t yell at and belittle him for simply existing #basically #we don’t talk enough about how Jin Ling is literally me lmFAOOO #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #jin rulan #mdzs fairy #baby boy #apple babble 🍎 #one of the best things JGY ever did before he croaked was give JL fairy #A+++++ contribution to society #NOW NOT HOW not going back to correct that lmfao

[twistedappletree]

I need more drunk Lan Wangji. I need more drunk wangxian doing cute wangxian things. I need drunk WWX losing his footing on a rooftop, LWJ grabbing him in a panic before he falls and holding him close as he whispers “you can’t fall again” because I love to break my own heart.

#mdzs #wei wuxian #wangxian #lan wangji #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #GIMME IT NOW #SO I CAN CRY LIKE A PATHETIC BABY #PLS & THANK #apple babble 🍎 #fic ideas #???? #mayhaps #👀👀👀👀

[twistedappletree]

jin ling’s true power is actually stored in his ponytail, he just hasn’t figured out how to harness its full potential yet but he’s damn well gonna start by using it to smack lan jingyi in the face every chance he gets

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #jin rulan #i’m having another feral jin ling blorbo night don’t mind me lmaoooo #mdzs headcanons #jin ling’s fabulous hair #he’s so ✨tresemmé✨ #lan jingyi #mdzs juniors #apple babble 🍎 #imagine that being his official weapon in canon oh my fucking god #P L S

[twistedappletree]

mdzs where everything’s the same except jin ling rides fairy around like a horse into battle

#jin midna #and just like that #he’s still princess coded #lmAO #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs shitposting #the untamed #jin ling #jin rulan #mdzs fairy #apple babble 🍎 #omg i’m dying thinking about cql jin ling riding cql fairy #ajdhajdjAJJDAJ #POOR FAIRY