#i'm suspicious of your love :(

[sammichly]

watching the new secret life episodes and this season has really turned them into the Yes And server like. they were already pretty down for shenanigans but because of the secret tasks this season they all want each other to be able to complete their tasks which means they're just very carefully not questioning anything too much. literally to the point that Lizzie couldn't complete her task because no one called her out.

this makes me super curious as to how this 'yes and' acceptance of hijinks and shenanigannery will develop once red tasks are introduced! I'm deranged over this series

#Lizzie was fr doing The Most trying be as suspicious as possible but everyone was like huh.. ok #all of the lifers saying things like oh is this for something you can't tell me about wink wonk #love it when everyone (minus martyn) is green and getting along <333 #secret life #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #I'm deranged over them your honour

[frozenambiguity]

Happy suspicious sunday from Mond's favorite captain ft his lovely back! source ⟡ source || do not reblog.

#【 suspicious sunday | it's getting hot in here. 】 #{{ and because i'm your friend - here's an actual susday fact. }} #{{ the captain loves being touched in his lower back. }} #{{ just having that area pressed onto or caressed by s.o. may very well get him in the mood }} #{{ you thought the small hole in the lower back of his new skin//outfit was not intended? think again. it's almost an invitation. }} #【 visage. 】 #【 attire. 】

[blujayonthewing]

I was so fucking confused by this scam at first because it's missing its demo target by so much that it's not only completely unlike any scam fake profile I've ever seen it's also actively offputting, but then I remembered while making this post that facebook is mostly for old people now

#'you seem funny and smart. I'm respectful and old and I love our troops and also jesus. god bless' is for facebook aunties #unfortunately your scattershot bot comment hit a leftist millennial's art of two women kissing #so your Calculatedly Trustworthy Persona could hardly stand out as more out of place and suspicious lmao #posts from facebook

[singswan-springswan]

the little mermaid but it's kanera

#“I want to know what the sky tastes like. but If I fly on a ship that's close enough” #“Hera get your kriffing head out of the clouds and back in the kriffing water where it belongs” #“I won't lose my only child the way I lost her mother” #“yo dad I'm like in my twenties” #“You're still my child” #“the prince? yeah yeah he's hot but loOK AT HIS SHIP” #“Oh kanan it isn't just me the whole kingdom wants to see you happily settled down with the right girl” #“She's out there somewhere Oke and when I meet her I'll know! It'll just hit me! bam! like lightning!” #“that may be a bit in poor taste” #“Yeah the last time you got electrocuted it didn't turn out too well” #“wow okay sabine but no one asked you” #“thrawn what in the seven seas would you need my voice for” #“princess are you blind read the contract it says your voice is my payment” #“right but why do you want it” #“Well if you must know Eli broke my record player and now we can't rig a proper cauldron playlist so take this as a compliment” #“zeb is it just me or is the queen being suspiciously nice” #“hera clearly she thinks you're daughter-in-law material why else would she keep arranging dates for you and the prince” #“aw i love her”

[bumblingbabooshka]

Seska in ‘state of flux’ literally acting for her life you gotta love her

#also why does Chakotay call him 'chief inspector Tuvok' wth that's so cool!!! #anyway yeah Seska's sheer commitment to the bit of CHAKOTAY....ME!?!?!? You think I did this!?!??!? is stunning <3 #Seska a cardassian agent: Hey - even I was a cardassian agent your secrets wouldn't be worth it okay??? love you <3 #<- venting her frustations #also the way Chakotay acts in this episode...I love you so much Chakotay but no wonder you didn't know there were TWO spies aboard your ship #Seska: -being the most suspicious woman in the world- Chakotay....I made you mushroom soup and this is how you repay me?? #Chakotay: damn...you're so right. She's right. #Tuvok: She isn't right. #Chakotay: She's SO right v_v #he's NOT an idiot I'm not saying he's dumb he just wants to trust his crew~!!! Genuinely love that about him - gives second chances to #people who might not seem exactly on the up-and-up in the eyes of those with a stricter moral code like Janeway and I wish we'd seen more #of that coming in handy...like Chakotay urging her to trust people she (and Tuvok) would regularly disregard #Now CHAKOTAY would make a good spy...he just has a demeanor that makes you wanna trust him #'You're a fool captain...and you're a fool to follow her' - Seska #'We'll have to find another day to settle up with Seska' - Janeway #<- I like these quotes #I wish Seska had become a more persistent villain v_v like I wish she'd been more on-her-own gathering more and more allies #Seska and her ever-growing army of steadily more major baddies who she accumulates by doing shady deals #but every so often...she seems like she throws Voyager a LITTLE bone and you're left to wonder #<- she still dies in the end (after much longer) and everyone's sadder about it then they thought they'd be

[angeltism]

the gals around my age at weekly extracurricular r so awesome ngl

#➳ the fool speaks #was talking to one of the younger ableist nyat suuuper young girls. the one who said I'd look good as a blond. #and she asked how I didn't get dresscoded for my top (crop top w a zipper that kinda shows some uhh. cleavage just barely. if zipped down #and it was bc. we were doing activities and i feel comfy having it zipped down w them cuz nobody's a fuckin creep ?? yeah) #and i explained how I'm more self conscious at school and the guys r dicks #and she went ''they don't deserve to see your perfectness 😌'' and i love her platonically actually. i wanna be her bestie she's great #**ALBEIT. ALBEIT. NOT ABLEIST. FUCK AUTOCORRECT. #I DIDN'T REALIZE UNTIL I WROTE EVERYTHING ELSE #she isn't ableist #that's miiiildly suspiciously maybe two other girls (overheard them saying ''everyones autistic nowadays'' which. okay if uu say so) #BUT NOT THE COOL GIRL !!!!!! NOT LIKE 99% OF THE GIRLS MY AGE !!!!!!!! THEY'RE CHILL GUYS

[litany-writes]

reasons (draft that stays on the doc)

#litany-writes-poetry #poetry #needless to say #the draft is not staying on the doc #clearly #but i digress #the 16th reason to tell him is your friendgroup-imposed deadline on confessing #and the hourglass. always the hourglass #and also the ghosts in your rear-view mirror #this particular poem is about all of them actually (them being the ghosts) #(and also the one that's decidedly not a ghost but probably should be. but that's not my call) #last post of the night i promise. if i'm suspiciously active in the next few days reblogging depressing stuff #know i looked my fear of rejection in the eye and at the very least came out alive afterwards #also #your friends would forgive you. love them and hold them closer.

[lieutenant-amuel]

I remembered I had made a top of my favourite Gabe scenes a very long time and thought it would work very well in a video format, so here it comes!

#Elena of Avalor #Gabriel Nunez #Gabe Nunez #My video #I've got a content-making mood so I'm suspiciously active now #Anyway feel free to share your favourites if you want! #This video is almost an entire embodiment of that super old post except I replaced one scene #I added Gabe's promotion to general because this scene has been growing so much on me #I mean I always loved it and I literally squealed when I watched it for the first time but somehow I'm even softer to it now #The way his eyes sparkle as he's listening to Elena he's just so happy #and his parents are there for him #even Roberto!!! #They're so proud of him 😭 #and Elena is too! #And me aksjnskfkkd #Honestly I love many many Gabe's scenes but those ones just hit me emotionally #(well except for the 10th position I just love sassy Gabe lol) #And all the scenes illustrating his bravery just deserve their own video calling #'Gabe being damn selfless hero for I don't know how many minutes straight' #It reminds me I wanted to make a compilation of Gabe's body language bc I noticed he makes that 'pfft' sound #and crosses his arms across his chest way too often #He also rubs his neck/back of his head when he feels uncertain or awkward #(This is probably natural for everyone but I didn't notice other characters doing it often) #This is absolutely random but he also held his palm (like his whole palm) on his hip at least two times and it made him look very fancy lol #But I'll probably never make it because those are very minor things and honestly it's kinda weird akusndkfk #Anyway returning to the video Gabe is just such a good person I can't #And yeah about that ‘pfft’ sound to be fair he doesn’t make it way too often and I’m pretty sure it was only in season 1 #but I memorized it so it still was often lol #Gabe was a sassy eighteen years old guy

[d1anna]

seeing ur parent like actively working on their problems and their parenting is so hard bc u remember what they did to you and and now you're being confronted by their love in full and it's so so weird to accept

#i was calling with my parents earlier and my mom was smiling at me so fondly and it scared me lol #it's like i can see you love me so clearly and i never saw you love me like this before and i can't accept it so much i'm suspicious #i'm suspicious of your love :( #like the other day my sister was telling me how my mom was being rude and judgmental to her while they were in the car together and my #sister got mad at her and afterwards my mom texted her to say she was sorry #usually my dad has to tell her to apologize but she did it on her own #it's so weird #i want to be happy for you that you're working on yourself but i wish it hadn't been when 2/3 of have left home #like i remember the things she used to say to us and how she used to treat us on her worst days #it always makes me suspicious when she's at her best because i can never trust that it'll last and i know it won't #my mom switches up like the moon !!!! (she's literally a cancer moon and a scorpio sun lol) #anyway i made myself cry i'm going back to studying now #dianna.moon

[thormanick]

the post below contains some possible minor spoilers related to the look of guizhong

Accidentally saw someone mention that Guizhong looks like Sandrone and well the more I look into it the more I go "hm. the coincidences are indeed too peculiar"

#look. smart women characters are my weakest points ok. i will love them in 99.9% of their forms #look i am extremely fond of guizhong but if she turns out to be Alive And Allegedly Evil #i might as well just surrender my heart and soul to her. that would be One Hell of a character journey that would be SO interesting to #look into #genshin impact sandrone #genshin impact guizhong #guizhong #genshin impact thoughts #genshin impact theory #afinna explores teyvat #in other news i'm just very excited for both guizhong and sandrone #and am extremely curious to learn more about the latter #while we're here actually let me throw in my five cents of an opinion on her look #because if it is what I think it is then it's indeed a little. unexpected #but i'm not opposed to it. i think it can work in the favour of her character narratively #(yes my main lens of assessing character's design is if it makes sense in relation to their character and the narrative #all else comes second) #but also consider #you are zhongli that is like. a couple days away from retirement. #and suddenly a traveler that looks Suspiciously Alike to one of your most dearest Dead Friends walks into your city #all i'm saying is that seeing Lumine would be one hell of an encounter for him in my eyes ngl

[galaxywhump]

Lys. Idk the story really reminds me of something that I would have written a paper on in one of my theater classes. Cause I think a 1950’s housewife witch keeping a magical dude just in her dining room would make for a very good modern play. I personally would audition for one of the children but no doubt be cast as the postman who is in one scene and has no dialogue.

I am so fuckinf sorry Marti i need to go to bed.

I hope you got some good sleep anon, but I love this, and I could see the story as a play too! Especially since Ryszard is actually sort of inspired by Mr Dulski from The Morality of Mrs. Dulska, a Polish play.

#your ask made me laugh i love it #i'm sure you'd get your dream role! #but the postman would be an important character too tbh #lys would try to call out to them #or just make enough noise to make them suspicious #but it's not enough #asks

[tjerra14]

This week never hid the fact it was going to one of Those Weeks™ from the start and yet it somehow still managed to get worse with each consecutive day

#started out with an almost-breakdown due to my boss's poor management #resulting in yet another 11+h workday #not to mention i somehow got my eye injured AGAIN #and then was cheerfully told that said injury might be the result #of genetically poor healing of corneal tissue #meaning that it could happen again #'just don't rub your eyes' #WELL THIS APPARENTLY HAPPENED IN MY SLEEP I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER RUBBING THEM #then a client came in not telling us she was not feeling well and hasn't been for at least a day #and we got all very suspicious when she talked about her symptoms about 20 minutes into the treatment of her dog #to a point where 'if lady x had covid i stg--' became a colleague's fave phrase this week #now our intern has covid (confirmed) #and everyone else who was in the practice while lady x was there is feeling kinda unwell #love casual exposure #also lost count how many pets i had to put down this week but it was at least one per day so #death can just go fuck off for a bit thanks #oh and they also found out i'm slightly anemic and might have an autoimmune disease (further results pending) #so all in all #glad it's the weekend now because at least now i can hide in my flat and pretend the outside world doesn't exist #except for a few squirrels and jays #OH SHIT I STILL NEED TO TEXT THE ZOO GUY ABOUT THE MACAW #because that's another thing. #boss was on holiday after that mess of a monday #only came in today to give us a heads-up one of the zoo macaws was sick #'this one's a 30k+ bird and it's kinda dying but no pressure' #she's got aspergillosis #BECAUSE SOME IDIOT FED HER PEANUTS #PEANUTS #well. let's hope she lives long enough so the vfend (WHICH NO ONE COULD GET IN THIS GODDAMN TOWN) can do its work #it looked pretty bad ngl

[septembersghost]

fwiw I would read your essay on the Memphis album ☺

😭 thank you honey, it's worth a lot

#i probably won't ever share it because it feels silly and emotional and nobody needs to see that #idk if it's an essay as much as it is a collection of thoughts about #the themes of the songs and the way it's structured and contrasts with the sonic styles and so on because it's got a lot of layers #opening with: i had to leave town for a little while... #the specific way he transforms only the strong survive #long black limousine being the first track recorded which. i. #such a powerhouse of a song but i cannot HEAR #there's a long line of mourners coming down our street; their fancy cars are such a sight to see #they're all of your rich friends that knew you in the city and now they finally brought you home to me #without crying #and conjuring up specific images of a procession of cars #it just makes my heart hurt so much. but still i listen #i'll never love another! oh my heart all my dreams ride with you in that long black limousine #that record is everything i love it so immensely #i'm giving him a grammy for aoty retroactively btw #again. i need a tag for these posts so you all don't have to be subject to them. the el files. #the fact that true love travels on a gravel road and any day now and gentle on my mind #and in the ghetto and power of my love and i'm movin' on and----all of them exist on the same record #(and TECHNICALLY suspicious minds and kentucky rain. insane) #the tracklist on the physical and on streaming are different but it's mind-blowing what came out of those sessions #revelatory and beautiful and sometimes so sad it's eerie #see? writing this out coherently would be too much probably #anonymous #letterbox

[niimda]

Toby Fox shouldn't have gone that hard with Spamton

#Sorry someone just called him Spamware on my dash and as much as I love the people I follow #I'm going to rip you to shreds. He's adware. They're different #Spamware is generally *for* spammers. It isn't malware at all. #Like it was obviously already a misconception people held you know. But please please please please please please please please please #Unless you're a suspicious person or your computer is in a botnet. You probably don't have spamware! #Popup ads are from- get this- adware #and if it's in your email... it's not software at all! #I think people have read too many words with the ware suffix. why are you assuming it implies malware #come to computer class with me we will have the best of times #Spamton would be less...Out there if he was a botnet #He's written like a spam email and yeah that's not exactly adware but if you're gonna make him malware PLEASE #PLEASE use a malware term not a general software term #The pain I personally have experienced since DR ch2 came out. I LIKE SPAMTON #but this is insane

[ratsalad]

okay was anybody going to tell me that house’s 17 y/o stalker in 3x4 “lines in the sand” was not in fact crying milky tears and obsessively flirting with house because she inhaled fungal spores, which was just a lie he made up so that he’d get her off his back without hurting her feelings or was i just supposed to read it on wikipedia myself

#house md #like listen. when he said it i thought it sounded suspiciously similar to the love pollen trope but i didn't know enough about the fungus to #know better so i was just mildly fascinated by it #(fungi ARE wild and WILL do bizarre things to your brain) #but house. didnt want to hurt her feelings #i'm feeling a lot of things rn. #vi watches house #vaaya moodu #my gripe with this is that the average viewer wouldn't know! i guess it's fun easter egg for those who do. gm #*hm #houseposting

[secretqueerspy]

i can 100% imagine Blaine singing "Lover" about Kurt, too

#glee #can i go where you go? #can we be this close forever and ever? #and I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you #i've loved you three summers now honey but i want em all #this is our place we make the call #i take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover #my heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue #All's well that ends well to end up with you #swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover #and at every table i'll save you a seat lover #see? #klaine #blaine anderson #kurt hummel #taylor swift #or kurt could sing it or as a duet