#idk man it’s just the vibe I’m getting

[wroetovic]

TINDER IRL PART one (harry lewis x reader)

summary : in which y/n gets invited to the sidemen tinder irl (usa edition) and meets a certain brit and their instant friendship slowly progresses into something bigger

face claim : no one right now (kendall jenner later)

notes : reader is like a 2019 ICON like disstracks against the paul brothers, ricegum etc.. now STILL doing youtube but on a much more lowkey basis. also im sorry but i had to add that the reader is an f1 fan IM SORRY (im locked in as an f1 girlie) 😵 yall im not american or even close to a native english speaker (#slavicstruggles) but i tried making the readeramerican cause i tried to do the american la gf x british bloke bf xx god bless 'merica RAAAAAH. also i used lines from like all the videos and made my own cause the lines from this video were insane.. last also, don't be a ghost reader 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

pairings : harry lewis x reader , sidemen x platonic!reader , all the other youtuber in the videos x platonic!reader

warnings : drugs (ketamine joke)

You got invited to the SIDEMEN Tinder In Real Life youtube video. You are acutely aware to what the Sidemen are and you've seen their videos before. Now to be fair, the genres between your channel and their channels were pretty different. The Sidemen were known for football challenges, those 100$ vs 100,000$ challenges and other things with a similar vibe. You on the other hand, you did vlogs, lifestyle hack and tips, in your time you've achieved some disstracks and occasionally broke down some formula 1 grand prix weekend.

The moment you saw the instagram dm from the Sidemen official account you weren't sure how to react. Should you be excited? scared? worried? yeah.. all. It was the Sidemen, Logan Paul, Mike and George (idk who Mike and George but who cares).

Eventually you accepted the offer and waited till the day you had to be "picked up" by kinda random men for 5 minutes straight. The day came, you got dressed for the video shoot, they made you wait with the other girls until they called your name and then you walked in.

"Hi, I'm (your name). I'm 24 and i'm from Newark, New Jersey" (go devs go) You've practiced that line like 50 times before you left, not because you wanted to come out of this video with a new man but because you didn't want to embarrass yourself lmao.

"Hi, I'm Vikk. I'm 26 and are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten i see"

"Would've been funny if i hadn't just said im from New Jersey dude, no sorry"

"Hello, I'm Logan-"

"No. Complicated history" you said as you swiped left.

"One chance please"

"Alright, BUT u gotta watch it tho"

"Okay. SO. If i were a pizza delivery guy, i'd be giving YOU the tip"

"Ew no sorry lmfao.. that was weak as fuck"

"Alright wow, Hello, I'm Tobi. I'm 31 and they say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?"

"Sure go on.. yes. I love that"

Hello, My name is Ethan and let only latex stand between our love.

"Yeah thats funny.. alright, go on"

"Yo, I'm KSI. I'm 30 and you know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Well.. Not in my case."

"Lmao, yes go on"

“Hello, I'm Mike. I'm 37 and girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.”

"Jesus Christ. No, get out"

"Hi, My name is Simon and.. Simon says you want to swipe right"

"Lmao. I love that, Yes"

"Sup, I'm George and I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex"

"Jeeesus, that’s crazy bro... no"

"Hello, My name is Josh and I find your lack of nudity disturbing"

"No, I'm so sorry" (guys i love freya sm i couldnt do this)

"Uhm, Hello. I'm Harry. I'm 26 years old and what do ketamine and your underpants have in common?"

"I don't know" you said looking at the blonde-ish man confused.

"I'd like to sniff them both."

The whole room fell into a laughter, you included. "Yes"

"BUT I GET A NO?" Logan exclaims. "What a scam"

WHY DID YOU SAY NO?

(NO : Logan, Josh, Mike, Vikk and George)

"For Logan i think we left this in 2019 and rightfully so. For Josh i dont really know tbh, i just thought his line couldve been better. Mike, i think you know why i said no. Vikk.. Im gonna be honest i dont even remember what youve said but im sure i had my reasons and George, you couldve been waaaaaay smoother mate.. tough luck"

YALL. this is part one because i cant be arsed and put it all right here right now 😁😁😁

#wroetoshaw x reader #w2s x reader #harry wroetoshaw #wroetoshaw #w2s #harry lewis x reader #harry lewis #sidemen #wroetovic #harry w2s #w2s imagine #w2s fic #ksi #behzinga #ethan payne #tobjizzle #logan paul #vikkstar123 #zerkaa #miniminter #tinder

[bigfatbimbo]

do you think vox has mommy or daddy issues because that’s always been a headcanon of mine and idk why but it just makes sense do you think it fuels his mommy kink too

but like.. HE JUST GIVES MOMMY/DADDY ISSUES VIBES I CANT- 😭

Vox has motherless AND fatherless energy !!!

LMFAO, this is so funny because like i’ve always just had the headcanon that Vox has a terrible relationship with his parents too… it is the vibes your right.

Like I feel like his parents weren’t like physically abusive though, more like neglectful. Like i’ve always kinda had the idea that Vox was just.. privileged from the start. Let’s be real here, white man from the fifties. But I imagine his hard-worker father barely ever being home (likely where he gets his work ethic), and when he is home it’s not like there’s any attention given to him. And maybe a mother who’s resentful towards him, maybe even cruel, because she’s stuck at home looking after this child she never even wanted… I dunno. I just get like the idea that his parents never gave him like proper love or honestly any attention at all.

I always in my head just had this like— this has to be canon. The things he gets up to like thats motherless behavior..

And it would make sense, the attention and approval he seeks from the public now, making up for the neglect he felt in his childhood. And if we want to go deeper: his unofficial god complex stemming from the need to feel important, because he so often felt like nothing around his parents.

Also i’m picturing Beatrice and Butterscotch Horsemen, if anyone here watches Bonack Horseman please get this—

Anyways, it is the vibes. Moral of the story, give your kids love or else they might turn out to be power hungry psycho dickheads who are actually just abusive manbabies. 🤗

#vox hazbin hotel #bimbo rambling #hazbin hotel vox

[telpea-kalka]

Okay, am I the only one picking up Barbie of Swan Lake vibes from Time of the Raven?

#idk man it’s just the vibe I’m getting #like Igor becomes a big white bird #I read ​svartzhel in that fucking guy’s daughter’s voice do you know who I’m talking about #major Grom #time of the raven #I predict this post will get zero likes

[eldritch-thrumming]

no offense but steve and nancy’s talk in the woods in season 4 was hands down the worst thing stranger things has ever done

#ok i am not being objective but i just saw a gifset of it and like #major cringe man #bro get it together what ru doing boy #like i get it nancy is cool and brave and whatever but like #does heterosexual love and romance have to be the sun which we all revolve around #major ick vibes #rancid vibes #and this is not even me being a steddie shopper or like an anti stancy shipper it’s just like u were in high school lol #and u grew and changed into diff ppl and like u didn’t even really like each other all that much to begin w #idk idk let nancy go out on her own without any of the boys pls i’m begging #and also let steve and robin become the codependent idiots they deserve to be #true love doesn’t always have to be romantic pls straight ppl i’m begging u to see that platonic love is just as serious and important as #straight romantic love pls i’m on my damn knees

[goldensunset]

surprise art attack!!! here’s @deityofhearts ‘s cashmere, everyone’s favorite whimsical tiefling

#pose taken directly from the kikuomiku4 album cover bc i’ve been listening to UFO on repeat for idk how many days now #finally gave me the inspiration i needed to do something like this it’s like both sad and super whimsical #actually tbh it gives me more wishful vibes now that i think about it but 1. idk what wishful looks like and 2. cashmere design my beloved #kikuo just in general has a lot of whimsysad and/or fundark which is why i love him #tbh ufo has quickly shot up to one of my fave songs it’s the iconic accordion and the tempo being unstable in places #uh anyway ignore me being a kikuo nerd again #wahhh this was fun to work on it has consumed me these past three days #jumping up and down hehehehehe #glad i finally cut to the ‘it’s done *collapses*’ stage of the arting process bc i’ve been having trouble finishing pieces lately #man i WISH i could come up with poses this good on my own. idc i’m still proud of this #my art #ok yeah i just got the time total. 12 hours #i knew it would be a long time but i didn’t think that long #tbh a lot of that was spent inefficiently bc i kept having to resize the image up when i realized the pixels were too crunchy #and when you make an image bigger the lines get blurry so then you have to redo them. yeah i had to do that TWICE. like a dummy. #12 hours used to be like par for the course for me but i’ve finally gotten faster. or maybe i’ve just stopped doing as many full figures #lol

[rainswept]

saving u all from the asshole fuckboy aventurine agenda half of this fandom is so hellbent on portraying

#i think he’s very Tongues & Teeth by the crane wives but. contrary to popular belief. i don’t think he’d be the one singing #yeah he’s not stupid but i could see him being so in love…… #if someone managed to bring his guard down and was with him for years #not sure if he could bring himself to leave once the kisses started cutting his lips and the touches started bruising #maybe i’m ‼️ wrong but idk this man screams fucked up attachment 2 me #he’s used to pain.. i think he’d put up with it #at first he’d flee. if it was anywhere near the start of the relationship? yeah he wouldn’t stay if he felt he was on “the losing end of #the bet” #but i also personally believe it would take a lot to be romantically involved with him at all #like i think it would have to be a friends first thing. slowburn in fanfic terms. #idk i’m just nottt getting the one night stand vibe from him. #so like i said if someone was with him for a longgg time… and truly tore his walls down.. i doubt he’d be so quick to run #i think he keeps himself closed off. but when he does love he loves wholly and fully to the point of it hurting. #not out of malice but out of sheer intensity.. #yeahhhh tongues & teeth….. #love is love but instead of in the gay way it’s “sure it hurts every time it happens but at least i feel something” #probably the gay way too though

[entishramblings]

soo I just watched the rings of power……

#idk man #wasn’t really feeling it #i appricate the diversity and POC tho!! like that part was exciting!!!!!!!!! #but like the elves with short short hair…. #idk the vibes also just seemed strange #like #it didn’t feel like Tolkien #maybe it will get better?? but idk #also why was each scene a solid 2 minutes like???? #so much jumping around #maybe I’m just cranky concussed and sick :/ idk #rings of power #LOTR #vayasthoughts

[ceruleancattail]

What vibes do I / my writing give off?

#the mage’s hat 🎩 #idk man I’m just curious now #I KNOW I ASKED THIS BEFORE BUTTTT Y’KNOW #vibe check me victims #the more random the better #tbh I’ll never get over how someone looked at me in the eye #and straight up told me i give off #hikikomori energy #and never elaborated #that was such a power move #can’t even say he’s wrong

[rewrite-canon]

lowkey i fw elle and tao more than nick and charlie (shhhh dont tell anyone shhh)

#in the show at leasttt #idk. i think its bc tao is my fav bc i project onto him 😭😭☠️ #which is weird bc im a queer girl and he’s literally a straight man!! #but he’s literally me!! i’m literally tao xu!! #cant explain it its just vibes #i be rolling my eyes at nick and charlie moments and then screaming my ass off when tao gives elle his millionth yearnful glance #like cmon #also imogen and sahar???? fandom get on this. #heartstopper #tao xu #elle argent #telle #narlie #nick nelson #charlie spring #sahar zahid #imogen heaney #rewriting

[thegreatestheaver]

Is it a hot take to say re7 is the scariest resident evil game …

#I genuinely have no idea what people think the scariest rezi game is? #if I had rezi followers I’d do a poll but I’m so deathly curious #re7 and 8 are the most .. hm #controversial maybe? minus the re3make #because of the swap to first person but that was the point #the perspective swap was to make ‘em scarier and I think they did a good job #re7 at least #I don’t rhink re8 is very scary sorry😭 #re7 just has a better premise #all the Mia cutscenes are fuckin. crazy. to me at least bc one of my biggest fears is getting stabbed with a huge kitchen knife like that #plus the baker house setting is purrfect imo #re8 is very much fairy tail vibes. not too spooky #the vampires aren’t scary theyre hot idk what you want from me. it was hot when ethan got his hand cut off by lady d ok. #I’m not scared of dolls or that ugly ass fish man neither so #not factories neither #just yeah. fairy tail. not scary #tbf I’m not scared of bugs so the whole bug part of re7 admittedly does nothing for me #which is a shame because it’s AMAZING #but no yeah re7 is so good and so so fucking scary LMFAO #god I need to peer pressure some of my friends into getting into the rezi series I need to be insane w someone abt it #unfortunately it’s a little hard to get into admittedly but once you’re in you’re IN

[sakhafa]

upsetti from my meeting w my supervisor 😞

#I mean it IS my fault bc I haven’t finished reading everything but like it’s also. not my fault I’m sorry #I can only do things when I have hard deadlines!!! and there are none!! bc nothing is being started!!! like #& like yea ofc I’m in a masters it’s my job to get shit done etc etc but like. idk man I did this on a whim… #idk what u mean by finding holes in things idk what u mean by what am I looking to get out of this I don’t know! #im just here for the vibes girl…anyways whatever I’ll figure it out soon I hope but like. Yea.

[crossbackpoke-check]

V random but I’m in my Brockpetey feels could I listen to your 46 60 playlist!!

of course!! the first playlist i mentioned in the tags is actually not mine—it belongs to ash @notthequiettype and is a soundtrack to their wonderful fic Lake Rules (go read it if you haven’t already!!! highly recommend!!!)

annnd this one is my personal brockpetey vibes playlist

happy listening!!!

#liv in the replies #sadcanucksfan #also!! ash if you want me to unlink/untag please let me know and i will!!! #this one got bumped up because it’s currently relevant (i just posted brockpetey content) the rest of them will be scheduled in the queue 🫡 #if i don’t do it now i will lose all links and ability to find things #as for my brockpetey i have zero reasons for any of the songs besides minnesota. it’s all vibes no thoughts. #minnesota to me is the quintessential brock petey song topped only (but really equaled) by charm you (also by samia) #like minnesota i would love to say is a joke but i really heard that song for the first time YEARS ago and went oh my fucking god. #i’m going back to minnesota huh #and then CHARM YOU??? AN ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ME PERSONALLY???? #you’re telling me there’s the lyrics ‘kissin you would be like kissin on the USA’ & ‘flying while i’m lying that i hate LA’ & it’s not 406? #(addition that i wasn’t gonna tell you but i have to tell y’all because it’s relevant to Me. samia is so so so so good live.) #(also i haven’t added it to the playlist because it’s sad but kill her freak out has narrative potential as brockpetey. also???? #they’re all somehow petey pov to me. sometimes people just get assigned bands in my head for no reason & i think samia is petey’s vibe band. #BESIDES bbno$ which is canon lmao. spiritually petey is a samia song to me i guess idk why either sorry but kill her freak out #is a (seemingly you know how i am) unrequited brock/petey for when brock got his gf. thank u for your time i hate it too just listen to it) #also no statements about my music taste i will cry. if you hate it don’t tell me if you have recs do tell me #although i do have a joke playlist compiled of all the songs brock has been screencapped listening to because. why not. it’s fun and also #has that man ever listened to a single lyric in his life. what the FUCK is up with your chill playlist bud none of those songs are chill. #lovingly. ripping my hair out. the amount of times he listens to fast car like???? girl are you okay. #anyway this is ur reminder i miss stalking people on spotify let me see your music taste cowards. #ALSO #IF I THINK TOO LONG ABOUT PETEY IN MINNESOTA I WILL LOSE MY SHIT SO I AM NOT JUST KNOW THAT I CLICKED THE FIC & SKRTED I CAN’T HAVE EMOTIONS #if i did not have someplace to be at precisely 7:50AM i would be having a full breakdown please believe me. #oh also ALSO bonus points if you figure out what the numbers in the name are :)

[coffeebooh]

queen perdita getting captured by cassandra savage for ransom but instead of hating each other’s guts they fall in love along the way

#typical sapphic stockholm syndrome idk #young justice #perdita vladek #cassandra savage #i’m being delusional let me be #no bcoz the power that this has actually #the princess being bethroted (or however tf it’s spelled english is not my first language) to a man #she doesn’t love #here comes cassandra kidnapping her at her wedding for count vertigo #but instead of giving her away she ends up freeing her or smth or at the very least keeping her away from her uncle #and then perdita tells her that she let herself get kidnapped bcoz she didn’t want to marry random rich guy 231199 #did i say princess? i meant queen #perdita always gave me pan vibes anyway #also just checked their yj wiki and cass is 2 years younger than perdita?!!! #HOW TF #it comes with the awkwardness of having to meed your gf’s dad and it’s just… vandal savage

[janeromeroshow]

(under a readmore for discussion of usfw content)

i just want to take this time to say preemptively that as i grow more confident in writing suggestive content and smut, and as i am roleplaying jane as someone who’s quite open with intimacy, that i do not tolerate slutshaming in or out of character in any way, shape or form.

i’ve noticed that in the rpc, people can get extremely weird or gross about writing nsfw with female muses, and there’s usually an air of judgement/shaming around it that i don’t see with male muses. please know that i do not want that kind of energy anywhere near my blog, thank you!

#nsfw. #ooc. #yeah man idk i feel like it’s encouraged to write a shitton of smut with male muses #but when you write a female character it’s either seen as inherently gross or your character gets treated like a mary sue #maybe i’m reading too into it but it’s just?? not a nice vibe to experience?? #obviously no hate to ppl who write smut of male muses this was just to point out the double standards <3

[stardustvanfleet]

feeling sad that i wasn’t able to afford better tickets this time around . i hope i have the chance someday

#sigh #idk the sad vibes are just real today i’ve been kinda down #li speaks #also just like. bleh. the feeling of wanting to talk to more ppl?? but like? anxiety? ugh #i just wish i had like…… been able to travel and see them and really meet my friends :( #idk i’m just…. bleh………. :( #daydreaming about jake to cope or whatever :( #even tho i just keep getting in my head worrying that i’ll never be lucky enough to get as close as i wish i could have for years #but just like. still haven’t. sigh. 😞 #like? maybe i’ll never be able to afford / get tickets fast enough to be jake catwalk………. idk man. aghhh i’m in my head

[tempestclerics]

Keep hearing my friends say some variation of “sorry I’m rambling/sorry we’re talking a lot about [thing they’re interested in]” and just. I am grabbing you all by the shoulders and shaking you and pulling you into a hug at the same time. As someone who is not very talkative at the best of times but who also gets a Lot less talkative when I’m tired I am so so appreciative of people who will just. Let me sit there and listen to them talk At me while spending time together. It’s so nice it’s So nice. Please never apologize! Please keep bickering about something I absolutely did not care about before this conversation but am ready to be extremely invested in because I’m ride or die for you and that means I’m ride or die for this obscure conflict! Please keep telling me about your blorbos of the month even if you would never actually recommend I watch the media they’re in! On purpose on purpose I am listening to you on purpose (On purpose on purpose I’m going to love you. On purpose).

#do you know how nice it is to get to just listen to your friends go off! #do you know how nice it is to be in a conversation but not have to be On but just get to listen! #I am data gathering I am learning cool things I am spending time with you! #anyway I’m sleepy and this is incohrent probably but #walked across campus through the snow after my shift ended at 10pm today and returned to find that my room had turned into the #‘friends having tea and also arguing about classics’ zone and just. delightful. ideal place to just sit and vibe and listen and #shift out of my customer service self back into something resembling a human person who has friends. #idk thinking a lot about how this is the structure of a lot of my best friendships! guy who likes to talk x guy who likes to listen #and i wish a lot of the time that I was less tired or faster or could contribute more but. man I am so grateful for this and for the folks #around me. friendship is great actually #sola said