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ciderjacks · 9 months

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ghost files live was incredibly good, absolutely worth the money honestly probably worth more money! They did a live spirit box session and Ryan said that while he was doing vows at his wedding he briefly pictured him and Shane, so. great stuff.

#they ran out of time before i could ask a question but thats aight #no im not kiddimg about the wedding bit #im not a shipper Ryan just legit said that #Shane getting legit mad about Chill Ryan was extremely funny #overall i domt usually like live stuff but this was really really good #next time theyre doing a live i’ll probably try to grab a ticket then too! which says a lot #ghost files #ghost files live

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noxx-33i · 26 days

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im actually happy with this even tho its just a poorly made doodle theyre so cute i want what they have /p

also hcs? maybe teehee

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p4nishers · 8 months

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he got my ass once with foreigner's god and he got my ass once again with butchered tongue. fuck u andrew honestly

#I CANT BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THIS TO ME #I CANT BELIEVE #I HEARD IT A GOOD 20 MINUTES AGO AND IM STILL SIBBING #NO U DOMT GET IT!!!!! AND U WONT GET IT CAUSE HE WROTE IT FOR ME AND ME ONLY #hozier #unreal unearth #hozier unreal unearth

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blasphemecel · 3 months

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Michael Kaiser — Language Barrier

PAIRING: Michael Kaiser/Reader WORD COUNT: 0.9k TYPE: Humor, Bad flirting WARNING(S): tw BOTCHED GERMAN (because I was always on that damn phone in german class) NOTE(S): Translations for whatever the hell I was trying to say at the bottom

Unlike what most people might assume, football is not your favorite game.

Well, you did come to Blue Lock to play football, and yeah, you do like it, maybe at times to the point of lunacy. But this turned out to be some grand orchestration with the purpose of showing you a much more fulfilling game to play — taking out your earbuds whenever Kaiser approaches you with his superiority complex drivel. Not like it stops him from talking to you (or, more accurately, talking at you), but you take great satisfaction in not having to listen to him. Especially since he always makes that cute displeased expression before you turn to walk away from him, much like a disgruntled cat.

You kind of wonder what crap he says about you behind your back sometimes, but it’s imperative for your image to hide your curiosity. He is a loser. You’re playing the game, and you’re winning, and he’s losing because you’re getting under his skin. (Just an example of your daily affirmations.)

Today, a new opportunity for entertainment presents itself. When you approach Kaiser before practice to get some shit talk out of the way, you notice that, for some reason, he isn’t wearing his pair either. Not like he needs them since his ass doesn’t have any friends other than Ness, who speaks the same language as him, but still. Does he think he can beat you at your own game, which you made up in your head? Over your dead body.

“Shithead,” you greet with a smile.

“Ich kann dich nicht verstehen.” He points at his ear in confusion.

“I see you had time to put on your clown makeup this morning.”

“Du kannst mich auch nicht verstehen. Was ist das Ziel?”

“Anyway, so,” you say, despite not catching a single word that came out of his mouth, but you want to give off the impression of dismissing him. “What should I talk about? I didn’t think this through.”

He grins back at you, apparently undeterred by the insufficient communication going on. “Du hörst gerne zu, wenn ich für dich Deutsch spreche. Ist das richtig?”

“Why do you look so slimy when you smile? Seriously, your face is disturbing.”

“Gestehst du dir endlich deine Gefühle für mich ein?”

“And you know what else? I was the one who wiped my snot on your jersey a few days ago, not Isagi.”

“Es ist ok, wenn du schüchtern bist. Du kannst es mir später noch einmal sagen. Vergiss Yoichi. Mit mir zu spielen, würde dir viel besser stehen.”

You know you’re the one who brought him up, but Kaiser is so obsessed with Isagi, and you can’t even blame him for the fascination. He’s always talking about devouring people and ruining their dreams and how happy it makes him or whatever while on the field, but the moment you stop playing, he starts acting all friendly. If your frontal lobe wasn’t eroding more and more the longer you stay in this football prison, there’s a slight possibility you might’ve found him weird.

“Aber ich kann zusehen, wie du verärgerst werden, wenn ich deine Schüsse abblocke, also ist es mir so oder egal,” he says, looking smug. “Ich liebe alle Gesichter, die du machst.”

Irritated by the sound of Kaiser’s voice, you take this up as a challenge to say more words than he did. On principle, you can turn any occasion into a competition. “The worst thing about you is that you’re a pretentious theater kid. ‘Ooh, look at me, I’ve got this shitty tattoo ‘cause I’m beautiful like a rose! Get it? And the thorns signify my awful personality, which is repellent to the general population. Get it? It shows I contain multitudes. Do you GET it yet?’”

Kaiser takes one of your hands between his, leaving it sandwiched, and stares at you as if he is trying to spontaneously make himself sparkle. To distract yourself from the urge to punch him, since you don’t want to be put in timeout, you mentally debate if German sounds like goofy gibberish to you only because you cannot understand it. “Deine Leidenschaft lässt mein Herz rasen. Und ich rufe diese Gefühle hervor? Wie schmeichelnd.”

You don’t know why, but you’re getting the feeling he said something sarcastic and annoying just now.

“You think you’re so much better than everyone else, with your Skype-colored eyes-”

Kaiser ignores the way you wretch your palm out of his hold and interrupts you with a mocking raise of his eyebrows. “Skype? Es ist unmöglich, dass du es noch benutzt… Willst du aus Kontaktdaten tauschen?”

You bet he’s talking mad shit about you right now. Actually, he doesn’t seem bothered by you at all, so you need to step it up. It’s dead serious. As serious as cholera.

“Hey, Kaiser.” This is a phrase so bare bones, he doesn’t need any fancy Mikage-brand translator to understand you.

He blinks at you in mild surprise, self-approving demeanor making way for a tamer, perhaps more neutral facial expression, and then he asks, “Ja?” as if it’s the only German word you know and he’s being accommodating. But you’re not going to deny or confirm this assumption.

You beam at him, then avert your eyes somewhere up to the ceiling while running over it in your head again, of course dragging out the suspense. Maybe this is your wishful imagination at play, but you think he’s kind of sweating. Then finally — finally! — you announce, “Sucken deezen Nutschen, Bozo.”

“Shithead,” he calls you. With a glare at that!

It lights up your whole world.

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Translations:

Ich kann dich nicht verstehen = I can’t understand you

Du kannst mich auch nicht verstehen. Was ist das Ziel? = You can’t understand me either. What’s the point/what’s the objective?

Du hörst gerne zu, wenn ich für dich Deutsch spreche. Ist das richtig? = You like listening to me speak German for you. Is that it?

Gestehst du dir endlich deine Gefühle für mich ein? = Are you finally confessing your feelings/affections for me?

Es ist ok, wenn du schüchtern bist. Du kannst es mir später noch einmal sagen. Vergiss Yoichi. Mit mir zu spielen, würde dir viel besser stehen = It’s ok if you’re shy, you can tell me again later. Forget about Yoichi. Playing with me would suit you much better

Aber ich kann zusehen, wie du verärgerst werden, wenn ich deine Schüsse abblocke, also ist es mir so oder egal = But I get to watch you get mad when I block your shots, so I don’t care either way

Ich liebe alle Gesichter, die du machst = I just love all the faces you make

Deine Leidenschaft lässt mein Herz rasen. Und ich rufe diese Gefühle hervor? Wie schmeichelnd = Your passion is making my heart race. And I’m causing all of this emotion? How flattering

Skype? Es ist unmöglich, dass du es noch benutzt… Willst du aus Kontaktdaten tauschen? = Skype? There’s no way you still use that… Wanna exchange contact information?

#bllk x reader #bllk x you #michael kaiser x you #michael kaiser x reader #blue lock x reader #yall I domt like what this man is doing oto my brain chemistry

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butchdykekondraki · 4 months

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collection of posts that make me shake with pure unfiltered autism because they remind me so much of Blorbo from My Games

#[ren]#once i get to gabes levels nobody will be able to stop me.#stop me from doing what exactly? i domt know. but you wont be able to stop me and whats what matters

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spitinsideme · 9 days

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adult laura lee ... madried to the love of herlife lottir matthews ... au where laura lee survived and got happily married ❤️ (inspired by the lottieler marriage fic on au by @lesbianlotties !! go check it out)

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animoof · 4 months

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TEN LIKES AND I FEED HIM TO THE DOGS!!

#pokemon #digital art #team star #ortega pokemon #giacomo pokemon #team star ortega #team star giacomo #team star pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv #artwork #art #pls i hate him so much #i domt. but i do. but... FUCK! just get him off my screen already

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skitskatdacat63 · 11 months

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2023 Spanish Grand Prix - Qualifying- Lance Stroll

#LOOK AT HIS PRETTY SQUINTY EYESSSSSSSSS #to quote elle: his baby cow eyes #BUT SERIOUSLY LOOK HOW CUTE #f1 #formula 1 #lance stroll #2023 spanish grand prix #2023 spanish gp #ls18 #sorry ik i posted smth very similar a couple races ago BUT I DOMT CARE HIS EYES ARE PRETTY #we do a little bit of f1

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cringelord6000 · 3 months

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yowapedal dump! reposted from my twitter 😄 the fandom seems to somewhat be more alive on tumblr so HERE I AM! I really got into it in november of last year so I’m NEWW… ywpd newgen i fear..

ALSO BLESS YWPD-TRANSLATIONS, OTHERWISE, I WOULDN’T HAVE KNOWN MY SON ROKUDAI EVEN EXISTED (was anime only) (but got rabid for more content)

Awesome collab w/ poisonous chasm fe2 😮 (it makes sense ok.) (OK.)

okay goodbye forever ^_^

#yowamushi pedal #yowapeda #renta rokudai #tsugunao kinaka #tobirama #issa kaburagi #ryuhou danchiku #GIRL IDK IF I SHOULD TAG ALL THESE CHARACTERS…. AHAHSGDGHAA #midousuji akira #hacchoubori #art #art dump #i have more yowapedal doodles but it’s mostly gay shit #(komari and midousuji) and idk if the fandom fucks with them 😅#lmk if you do tho!#domt mind how much i ramble

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firstofficerkittycat · 12 days

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#i do have the cooler 70s shirt now but hes keeping his old clothes for now cus it was too many changes at once and i was gna start crying #im rly happy with his new head tho #tiny spock posting #toy mods #autistic girl swagger #also i domt think i can give him irl piercings like i was saying cus his septum and bridge r a lot smaller than the head i was practicing o #and i dont wanna risk breaking him

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swords-of-a-soilder · 4 months

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I've sleep on it here's my beef

If you wanna log in to participate in a event that fine, I get for some CC's purgatory 2 isn't lore (I mean it clearly is, but some players are choosing not to involve it in their lore.) But when you've made the discussion not to take part in the lore you can't ask about it on screen.

I literally got confused when someone told me bad had a reason and to check there lastest reblog, thinking the book gave them the reason and apologising, this fully left me thinking that the residents where told to return home until I was discussing with someone else and realized I fully misread that (I need to wear my glasses more TBh)

But this play apart of the problem because what I except was a lore reason and I went looking for it, just to find out later there is no lore reason bad just calls himself vactionbadboy halo when he wants to log in.

Look I get playing purgatory for fun, I get wanting to log in to see your friends, Tubbo did it, and Pac did it; but the difference with them being they made up a reason to be there (the boat didn't leave) is a completely valid reason.

I can see them going home and then later being drag back to the boat by the incompetent egg Island workers, but jumping back and forth to the island in the middle of purgatory is problematic.

If you don't want to take part in the lore then don't, don't ask questions about what's happening lore wise (on stream he can always inquire in dms ) , don't do things on the Island that messes with other people's lore or breaks the immersion make it easy for the actual people who care about the lore; Ie: fan fiction writers, artists, role players (I am all these things) to pretend you're not there!

This sounds dumb but I genuinely, when lore is happening take note of every little the to go "how can I explain this in lore, how could I enhance this in lore" to help with my fan art or fan works.

Genuinely I have a list of game mechanics,(chat, tabs list, death messages) and have written ways to explain them in lore, so you can imagine my annoyance when someone who isn't supposed to be involved ask questions fresh of a lore event.

I think the confusion to add to it is that Phil has been trying to do more improv on the spot right now rp; like leaving cuucurhoo the notice of the eye guy and keeping his webcam on until a big event ( and I love him for that, genuinely I love lore so much because it feeds art and fan fiction)

But I feel like im being taken a fool when someone who isn't technically supposed to be there asks questions about something they're not supposed to be awear of and even bounces of it like they're in lore "yeah it looks like we're going to war with you guys." we who? You're supposed to be Vacation halo, you aren't in purgatory right, if so how did you get home?!

Get what I'm saying? It sucks because everyone else so far seemed to-do A decent job of staying out of lore if they want to visit some committing to not coming back to the island at all (cough* bolas *cough ) .

If you don't wanna take part in the lore don't complicate the already existing lore, it annoynes me greatly.

I don't mind the attenting events so much, it's the fail rping of discussing something you shouldn't know not long after it happened. (Metagaming)

#qsmp #qpurgatory 2 #bbh neg #this is why you dont fail rp #like ok i get it its not canon for you #but it is for others #and like you need to respect that #if some players dont have the option to call upon certain people because they been kidnap despite stating they wish they could #i need you to play along and pertend you're not here dont ask about the lore #ignore the image at spawn #is that so much to ask #-50k rp points #you can disagree innthe comments but please dont do it when they intention of getting me to respond and see it your way #i get that you want people to see things your way but let people have opinions #you can state “i disagree cause” but please don't start getting accusatory towards me i domt h #i don't have the time for this #let people have opinions thanks #also if any other creator did this i would be upset #it's not a bbh specific thing its the action that upsets me #i know for a fact to im not the only one who found stuff confusion evem others are saying they cant tell what's canon anymore #like please i need players to work around not wanting to lore #be a good sport please #qsmp discourse

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tic-loud-tic-proud · 3 months

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Please do not ask someone what their worst tic is as a conversation starter holy shit

#took an incredible amount of willpower to not give her a super sassy and mean response #like miss what do you want me to do. traumadump about the tic that got an ambulance called #traumadump about the tic they tried to expell me from school for #traumadump about the one that gave me a concussion #traumadump about the one thats put holes in all the walls of my parents house #like it is a genuine disability. i think she asked that expecting a funny response of some sort #cant be mean to her about it bc ik she doesnt understand and most people domt understand #but still like #if you want to hear something funny from me i have some great stories and corny jokes #but having tourettes isnt fun for me

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lemonsweet · 1 month

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Speaking of roleplay groups they were even funnier as like 13 year olds because my friend had an obsession with like edgey anime boys and I was basically making the same type of characters I do now so she made like an executioner guy that all he knew was killing because he only went to murder school so he didn't know how to do anything else and I made a short dragon borne mailman guy who had like a wander from wonder over yonder type personality and these two characters ended up having a several arc romance story and I vividly remember one night where my like cishet nerd friend was also participating in this group was witnessing a scene we were doing and he said "I'm not gay but this is so sad y'all 😭I'm crying in real life "

#i domt rly like rping anymore but i do love making characters with people

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murcielagatito · 6 hours

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bruh tell me why everyones geeking over laios and kabru when theyre cordial at best when all the angst is in laios and shuro

#'tell me why' IN THIS CASE SPECIFICALLY I DO NOT MEAN IT LITERALLY #man i domt eben wanna care bc i havent read the manga so i feel like i cant even say correctly buuutttt #reducing kabru to shipping material when shuro is right there like..... hes never getting with falin what woman is a lesbin #dungeon meshi #anyways whatever goodbye i have my favorite women to thunk about gonna try finishing that one piece today heheh egg e

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deltafruit · 17 days

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