#if there's a good response maaaaaaaybe~ | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

soulreaper · 1 year

Note

Do you have any thots yours willing to share on time loop theory?

Erm. The thing about me... is that I'm kind of a dummy -w- This entire post will have spoilers so be warned.

This thread by YuuRei20 on twitter explains what is understood so far about the theory. But I also think I'm one of, if not, THE FIRST person to ever think that Jamil is aware of the time loop as well as Leona. In my mind, there are 5 characters that are aware of the loop. That being: Leona (the thread explains that evidence), Malleus (This one is a little harder to explain depending on what you're going with for the explanation of this theory. I will elaborate later), Jamil (super important and what I was talking about earlier), Crowley (the thread also explains this somewhat), and Yuu or the MC/Prefect (this one is also difficult to find the evidence for but I do 100% believe that in some way, outside of our knowledge as players, that Yuu is aware that this has happened before.)

The time loop theory has existed for as long as the game has, so there's a million different ideas of how or why it might be happening. The thread posits that "Everything we know is repeating in a loop in an attempt to either stop something from happening or to make something happen." and that the game's catch copy of “I will show you a true happy ending” implies that there HAVE been bad endings to this story that Someone is trying to prevent. If your explanation for the time loop is as the thread suggests then maaaaaaaybe Malleus might be none the wiser... But If you have read chapter 7's currently released episodes... Your explanation for the time loop could be a teensy bit different.

In chapter 7: Ruler of the Abyss, we go into it knowing that Malleus is going to most-likely be the arc villain, as aside from 1 chapter before, the dorm leader is always the arc villain. One of the first scenes Yuu has with Malleus in this chapter is Yuu excitedly telling Malleus that he's working on a way to return to his own world. Malleus asks him if he would "stay in this world (Twisted Wonderland) if there was a way for him to see his loved ones without having to go home" To which Yuu tells him that he would like to return to his own world. This is the end of that scene.

We also learn that Lilia, Malleus' close friend and caregiver is losing his magic and is going to pass away "soon" which could be anything from a few months to 60+ years given that he's lived 700~ years. He also says that he will be leaving the school and moving to a country implied to be very far away from Briar Valley, where Malleus and Lilia's actual literal son, Silver, live. This information deeply troubles Malleus as well as SIlver.

The combined stress of his dear human friend, Yuu, and his lifelong caregiver, going away from him (as well as his tamagotchi dying) leads Malleus into snapping and putting everyone Lilia had invited to his going away party into a "death-like sleep" (lol) before entirely overblotting and saying that "1000 years will pass in the blink of an eye" (lolololol)

Those events are key in the idea that Malleus is aware of the timeloop because he is responsible for it because he trapped everyone in dreams of idealistic school days. I feel like this theory and the theory discussed in the thread clash a bit but it makes so much sense to me. And more importantly... It heavily backs up my belief that Jamil is aware of the time loop.

In the song performed by the Night Raven College team during the VDC, most, if not all, of the lines sung by other characters are essentially in the vein of "We are so good at singing. We are perfect. You cannot possibly beat us. *does a dance*" But Jamil gets a solo. And in this solo, he says a few interesting things.

It's pretty surface level stuff to understand, but what roots Jamil to knowing about the time loop is that these lines are reminiscent of some events that haven't happened yet. "The thorns that entwine, the clock that starts to turn." I'm disturbed, so naturally this feels like an obvious reference to Malleus (the prince of thorns who covers the whole island in thorns and puts everyone to sleep) and time, clocks, you know.

The "watchful gaze" being referred too could be Malleus' eyes watching his "friends" he put to sleep or (in my own sick twisted mind) could refer to the chapter AFTER the VDC. The Ignihyde chapter is called, get this, The Watchman of The Underworld. If you think its that deep, Jamil is talking about two arc villains that are only villains in the future.

"Silently and faintly torn apart, and becoming foolish" could refer to any of the overblots but I think it hits with Malleus because he doesn't try to resolve his problem in any healthy way. He witnesses Silver crying because he is losing his father, Silver who also did not voice his emotions to the person they concern, and he "becomes foolish". Combining this event with seeing his tamagotchi die and become an egg again, in his fantastical mind, made it clear. He wasn't going to tell Lilia or Yuu that he didn't want them to go away or that they were truly important to him. He was going to make them and all the people he wanted to be friends with stay with him in fantasy-like school days.

In my sick mind, I read the "praying not to be saved" as "I would rather they let me die overblotting than to have to keep living through all of this". Which an hour ago, I was like Woah This is Jamil talking about himself here 😲, but now I understand that it might be in reference to Idia intentionally overblotting in an attempt to end his life. Many hints in chapter 6 support this, such as Idia seemingly forcing his overblot despite using no magic and having no blot accumulation scenes, his attempt to fall into the underworld with Ortho when he's defeated, as well as just KNOWING he's extremely depressed.

Jamil also is... Like... Super aggressive to Kalim during his own overblot and he speaks to him rudely and says that they were never friends, but in any scene you see of the two of them after this point, they seem as friendly as ever. In the Happy Beans Day event, despite being on opposing teams and taking place after Jamil seemingly admitted his hatred of Kalim, he cooks for his team. He heats up and prepares the food he made that morning for Kalim's team. That's not something you would do for a guy you hate, in my opinion.

Time loops are often used in stories to develop a characters values. If the same period of time repeats over and over, you are probably gonna go a little crazy. But... Jamil is not a violent person, he's not the kind of guy who would realize he's in a time loop and start hurting people. Yes, he was upset with the Asim family, but Kalim is still someone he has known his whole life. He has to continue his cycle of being the villain and overblotting because he can't tell Kalim seriously that he knows something foul is happening. Call Jamil two-faced all you want, but I think in the theory that he's aware of the time loop, he has to hold onto something constant like Kalim's friendship, Kalim in general, and that's why he is so soft on him. This is some My Little Pony ass shit I'm typing but I'm for real guysssss. In Jamil's case, he can't really do anything to prevent time from repeating besides get stronger for a threat he's yet to see the end of, so he survives, and clings to any comfort he can get in consistency. (My sick head)

I have more thoughts on the matter but I can't figure out a way to word them that isn't straight up gibberish. I love you. Understand my post now.

#twst spoilers #🐙

22 notes · View notes

choices-binglebonkus · 2 years

Note

Vip is honestly just good for unlimited keys and diamond mining, early release just kills the excitement for books and we still only get one chapter per week, just a few weeks earlier. Crimes was worth it tho... that and slow burn that's on a different kinda ''vibe level'' than the rest of the newer books lmao

For me it would only be useful for diamond mining because I have ADHD and if I had unlimited keys I would hyper focus on every single book within reach and end up neglecting every responsibility I have because I cannot be trusted with unlimited entertainment.

As for the books themselves, the only good VIP books in my opinion were WEH, Crimes (good shit good shit), and maaaaaaaybe WTD and HC but those are both kind of a stretch. I haven’t played Slow Burn yet because obviously I never bought VIP, so I guess we’ll see how it goes when it releases.

#asks #choices stories you play #choices vip #playchoices fandom

6 notes · View notes

revenantghost · 2 years

Photo

Ngl, I’d be blushing a bit too

#This poor girl tho askjndakjdn #Maaaaaaaybe blushing isn't the appropriate response to what just happened #Well #She should be having a bad time but she's making it a good one at least?#STILL we stan bridal carry in this house #Shokei Shoujo no Virgin Road #Shokei Shoujo #The Executioner and Her Way of Life

7 notes · View notes

emziel-mz · 4 years

Text

Things I want to do when I open Patreon:

Workshops

Exclusive content

Early views

Patreon Requests

Things I need to do that:

Time

Self Confidence

People joining my Patreon

#MLZ Says #that's true #there are lots of Ideas for patreon #but I'm missing those 3 points #how many of you would actually join my patreon if I made one?#I'm really curious #if there's a good response maaaaaaaybe~

18 notes · View notes

letbenfuck2021 · 4 years

Note

I'm soo conflicted about S2! Personally I only truly enjoyed Klaus and Allison storyline. I love Ellen Page usually but some scenes I found so boring I liked Sissy more than her. They really did Vanya dirty and I hate it so much. Partly I'm happy peolpe liked S2 so we can maybe have a S3 and hopefully give her a better arc but still

I....I think that it was the least integrated anon and removed from the story with Luther’s coming in a close second but his independent story fell off pretty quickly and integrates with the main storyline. But the problem of it being separate from the main apocalypse story would have felt less so if it had been written more strongly and the writers had given it the time it deserved rather than relying on out-dated tropes and storylines. I think TUA often likes to brand itself as being innovative and certainly there are some aspects of it that are very....weird and maybe even fresh but their story/character arc choices aren’t one of them.

I feel like I always harp on this but the character writing in TUA is bad. I think the character/character arc writing was at its height in the first three eps of season 1 where characters had clear motivations and solid characterizations. As the season went on the character writing kind of just got worse. See, characters need to make sense. TUA is a...fantasy/scifi...mishmash of a genre fictive work, that means that they can pull shit like season two’s final twist where they bend the rules they’ve established for time travel but what is less flexible is character writing because for a show like TUA that would be its grounding element. But honestly, it feels as though the writers this season somehow....forgot? about everyone’s character arcs from last season and opted to just have everyone play out the same character crisis as last season? I think the only ppl who’s character arc carried over was maaaaaaaybe....Luther and Allison? but....the decision for Allison to not use her powers anymore happened off-screen in S1 and she ended up using it again anyway, same for this season.....Luther....kiiiiind of has some growth but it happens so suddenly and also off-screen that it’s kind of....hollow.

TUA writers seem to rely A LOT on off-screen character growth or instant character growth. take Klaus and Ben’s relationship at the end of S2. In S1, we are given their dynamic. It's pretty run of the mill, a sort of...play on the buddy cop duo trope. Ben is a mostly responsible and level-headed person who has been chained to an eternal child with self-destructive tendencies. They constantly antagonize one another though they seem to care about each other to some extent but this doesn’t really change in S2. Up until Ben’s departure, Klaus continues to antagonize Ben and insult him and Ben continues to have zero respect for Klaus and his choices and criticize him for his actions. They never really reconcile or change by the time they depart so when Klaus asks Vanya about Ben in the car, the narrative tries to frame it as though its a big emotional moment when just a little while ago they were still throwing petty insults and comments at each other. It doesn’t make sense. It is an unearned emotional beat that rings as....well untrue. The flashback that they had given us that same ep doesn’t really help either because it comes too late and therefore had ZERO effect on the pair’s dynamic throughout their entire relationship. This is poor, unsatisfying writing.

And I could go on for ages about why Vanya’s arc just....really doesn’t work this season. yeah yeah, I know everyone loooooves this new, not-sad Vanya but it is wholly unsatisfying the way she got to that point. It happens instantly. She didn’t grow, she didn’t change. She was brain-damaged and magically all her problems are gone (also I could go on for ages about why this doesn’t work either. trauma lives not just in the brain but in the body. read “the body keeps the score”. its a great book and a very informative read and anyone who wants to write characters who have trauma should read that book). This isn’t growth. It’s an erasure. And some can argue that Vanya is more entertaining now that she’s not bogged down by her trauma and abuse but to that I say 1) fuck you but also 2) she may be more entertaining but she is rendered almost inert this season. There’s no way for her to really continue on her S1 storyline and she isn’t really allotted the time needed to create a new arc for her. Naturally, the arc that should have been hers should have been her figuring out her place within the family. Had her memories survived throughout the season (though they hardly seemed to make a difference once she DID get them back, she showed no fear of using her powers despite remembering that she killed the whole world a few days ago, no hesitance or shame towards her siblings who were complicit in her abuse and oppression but whom she had hurt immensely, why even give her memories back? now they have reset her arc AGAIN!!) this arc would have worked nicely into continuing her S1 arc. Her place in the academy was...arguably the most stable out of all the sibs. Where they all seemed to have vied for the top-dog position, Vanya’s placement rested permanently at the bottom but now that this has been disrupted, there’s a lot of reevaluation that has to be had. But! I digress because this was not Vanya’s arc. Her arc (if you can call it that) was...once again divorced from the main storyline until the end YET AGAIN!

Season 2 was....highly frustrating for me. It seemed to have a higher budget which means the sets were better, the action more elaborate, and it is honestly a beautiful show but the show did very little to improve its issues with storytelling and its writing and that was a real bummer because I am in the extremely bad and unfortunate habit of liking good stories.

Anyway anon, I have gone on FAAAAAR too long and this is a HUGE fucking reply but I hope that at least I didn’t bore you. Have a good one and thanks for the ask <3

#tua #tua salt #tua meta #the umbrella academy. tua season 2 spoilers #tua spoilers #long post #text post #Anonymous

15 notes · View notes

sockablock · 5 years

Note

I've been seeing all kinds of "Fjord is another sibling of the Twins" theories going around so: Fjord dies and meets his big brother. (Maaaaaaaybe that's what prompts him to become a paladin once he's brought back? IDK up to you)

ohohoHOHO, we are kicking things off with a WILD prompt, huh?

—

Fjord dies.

He sits up in a pile of crimson snow and says to the world he claims no more:

“Dammit!”

He rubs his head. The landscape is already melting away, the temperature still cold but no longer quite as brisk, no longer quite as biting, as sharp, or as cruel, and then Fjord blinks one last time and—

Darkness.

Well…almost darkness.

There is a man standing right in front of him. Leaning, nearly lounging, against nothing at all.

He looks up and Fjord locks onto his gaze. His hair seems to drift with the void behind his back, his skin as pale as the ivory of a mask.

His ears are slightly pointed, Fjord notices. His features are more slender than that of a normal human.

The half-elf clears his throat. Fjord fights the urge to snap to attention.

“Er—ah…yes?” he asks instead. “Yes, er…how can I help you?”

The half-elf stares at him for but a second. Then he snorts, gives a shake of his head.

“That’s…one of the strangest responses I’ve ever gotten under these circumstances,” he says. “How can you help me, friend?”

Fjord scratches the back of his neck. His cheeks are definitely growing warm now.

…are they? He reaches to check, and the man standing across the darkness nods.

“That’s it, that’s the response I’m used to. I forget that it takes a while to realize you’re dead.”

“No, no, I knew that already,” Fjord says, gives his face one last disappointed pat. “I just…was hoping I might’ve been wrong.”

“Really?” the figure tilts his head. “You went into a dragon fight, unarmed. What exactly did you think would happen?”

Fjord feels his shoulders sag. He gives a faint sigh, and his knees start to buckle—though strangely, there’s a bit of resistance. And a few seconds later, he finds himself seated on a chair made of…nothing.

Well, whatever. He’s seen weirder, before.

The figure, as if to echo this sentiment, sits down companionably at Fjord’s side.

“Think of it this way,” he suggests. “It probably doesn’t get worse from here.”

“Probably?” Fjord arcs his brow. “Does that mean I could go to hell?” Then he pauses and adds, “You are death, right? I think I missed your introductions.”

“Hah! Well,” the figure shrugs, “close enough. You can call me ‘Vax’ if you like.”

“Vax?’

“It’s elvish. I think. I didn’t pay much attention at school.”

Fjord leans back lazily in his perch.

“Well, that gives us one thing in common. Tell me, Vax, is this what comes next?”

Death-as-a-half-elf answers with another shrug. “That depends on a few things, I think. Typically, you’d move on to some kind of afterlife, but your particular soul is still tethered. I have a feeling that you’ll want to be patient and see if your friends come calling for you.”

Fjord feels a glimmer deep in his chest.

“Really?” he asks.

Vax nods. “You never know. But you’ll have to give it a bit.”

“Ah.” The warmth wavers ever-so-slightly. “And if, ah…if they don’t call?”

“Well, then that’s where I come in.” Vax sticks out one of his hands, his feathered cloak rustling in the dark. He summons, from nothingness, a weathered scroll and unfurls it in a way that Fjord can’t see—though, for some reason, Fjord thinks he knows it well.

“It’s…a record,” Vax confirms. “Of your life and your deeds and all that, thereof. It’ll help me know where I’m supposed to bring you.”

“Are you my judge?”

Vax grunts. “Nothing so dramatic. I’m really just a guide.”

“Still,” says Fjord, as he watches Vax read, “could you still let me know if you’re taking me to hell? Just so I can brace myself?”

There’s a pause, as Vax doesn’t answer.

This makes Fjord nervous. He blinks, clears his throat.

“Er…Vax?” he asks carefully. “Mister Vax? Uh…Death, was it?”

The shadowed man is silent, staring intently at the page.

And then he shakes his head. He leans back, and glares at Fjord.

His ears are slightly pointed, which isn’t all that odd, but his frame…it is more slender than an orc’s…

Fjord’s panic continues to grow with every second Vax fails to answer.

“Is this…oh, gods above,” he says, “I really am going to hell, aren’t I?”

Vax ignores this. He narrows his eyes.

“Who are your parents?” he demands instead. “Just…to confirm. Do you know who they are?”

Fjord’s terrified expression flickers.

“…wait, what?”

“Your parents,” Vax repeats. “Your father, more specifically, what is his name?”

Now, Fjord frowns. He lowers his hands.

“My…my father? No, I…I never knew him.”

Vax stares back, unspeaking and grim. There is a moment, where Fjord thinks he’s failed. But then Death’s lean, feathered shoulders sag and he flicks his wrist, the scroll disappears.

“Gods above,” he mutters almost to himself. “I can’t believe him, I can’t believe this—”

“Er…what can’t you believe?” Fjord asks. And as he speaks, there’s that strange feeling again, that same glimmering spark, growing brighter, growing warmer, tugging on his lungs and his soul and his heart—

Vax does not notice this at all. He is standing now, pinching the bridge of his nose, shouting into the general darkness: “No, I mean, no, but still…good grief—”

“Is it…is it bad?” Fjord tries to say. But something is off, like he’s no longer really there—

Vax throws his arms into the air. “You’d think after dying, my life would make more sense! But no, no, nothing of the sort! No, trust everything to just get weird—”

And then there is a sudden, blinding flash of light. Vax spins towards his revelation just in time to see the outline disappear.

And then, within seconds, again he is alone.

He sighs. He sits down and shakes his head. He reaches out with a nimble, gloved hand and summons that same slightly-crinkled scroll.

He reads it again, just to be sure.

He puts it down.

“Vex’ahlia—good gods, you won’t believe what I’ve found.”

—

(from 8/11-8/15 I’m accepting requests for a grand fic giveaway!! Check out the guidelines here and feel free to send in a prompt!)

#critical role #critrole #fic #ficlet #critfic #thank you thank you for sending this in!!!#i hope you like the fic because this prompt is BALLER #sdhkjhfskj #jay writes #jay fills requests #5k fic request #fjord #long post #text #fanfic #cr1 spoilers #syldor's newest bastard au #shkjfshdkjs #<33333333333

343 notes · View notes

bitchryver · 5 years

Photo

oooooo incredibly woke to position it as “disconnected” from her “people and culture” to remove the context of how she ended up leaving Terrasen - chased out by the man she witnessed murdering her parents and marion and drowning in a river only to be rescued and told her country had been taken over and her family were dead or enslaved to the king who ordered those murders and that the people who did that were still actively looking for her, so the only way to survive is to change your name and pay the debt you she owed the man who saved her by learning to kill people- thereby putting the onus of that “””disconnect”””” on her

reading comprehension is outstanding here, demonstrated by Aelins “zero understanding of Terrasens economic situation” as if she hadn’t spent the entire Queen of Shadows raising money to fund the Terrasen army :(

absolutely poetic to re-articulate “Dorian wanting to marry for love while forgoing responsibility to his country is funny, to me, an 18 year old whose country is occupied by his” OR “Man, who called my cousin and friend whores and implied that made them unworthy of entering my country and who refuses to listen to my explanations as to what happened in the 10 years since i last him, is maybe, just maaaaaaaybe, not someone i really want to be polite to uwu”

Interesting to pin the interaction between Darrow and Aelin here as Aelin saying “Im here Im Queen You have to let me do what i want wah :(” and Wise King Darrow stopping the mean old tyrant lady, instead of what it actually was in canon:

Aelin, asking Darrow for Terrasens help & troops in the upcoming war, Darrow saying “fuck you, Im not listening to anything you have to say, murdering ardalans? i mean i know WE did it, but when YOU did it makes you an untrustworthy leader! What have you been doing these last 10 years why didnt you HELP us i dont care that you were a child with no magic (your one tool) you OWED us help LALALALAALLALA also your friend is a sl*t and i dont want to let her into my country onto to that piece of land you legally purchased for her because the man who forgave chaol for abandoning his people in similar circumstances and called him a “good man” thinks youre a BITCH.”

mistakes arrogance for charisma ... aw woman who has big bad emotions and is mean to dorian :( arrogance :( no personality :( but she’s rude :( mary sue :( rip literature :( :(

just to compare: chaol, “mall cop” westfall who grew up away from Antica and avoided contact with its people, even when he knew they were in danger from valg in the forest nearby, who has no experience with rogue underground fighting, or war, was not only able to become the leader of a rogue fighting group within 2 weeks, displacing the woc who had been there for years before him, he returns to his homeplace a hero in charge of an army he played no part in getting, with no experience of leading or even BEING in an army.

#god bella was right the anti aelin brigade cant read

36 notes · View notes

rubyvroom · 5 years

Link

The article wants to be about how kids are more savvy and concerned about internet privacy than their parents, but it’s actually about how maaaaaaaybe monetizing your kids is not a good idea.

[They are] part of an entire generation of writers and Instagrammers and YouTubers who have turned their family’s daily dramas into content. These are the children whose tantrums have gone viral, who have been pranked for LOLs on Jimmy Kimmel’s show, and who have turned into brands as preschoolers. Some of these mothers make serious money.

Now, those children are growing up ... [and some] parenting writers have already gotten out of the game, for the sake of their children. Darlene Cunha wrote a farewell to mommy blogging last year in response to her twin daughters’ unsettling comfort with their ministardom. Another writer worried that her 6-year-old was becoming “overly aware of her own image.”

30 notes · View notes

nadnex · 5 years

Note

actually as long as im thinking abt it can u tell us more about fareed in general

goddammit i wrote some shit for this and accidentally refreshed my page SOBS. i can tell y'all a bit more SURE

so like fareed is one of the older trolls i have in their little group. when the story first starts, he, diomka, prydia and oscuro are close to the age of being shipped off planet, and are around 17/18. everyone else is around 15/16

Since he’s a teal he was basically assigned middle class at birth, and is pretty happy with the System (tm) since it benefits teals and doesn't negatively affect him in any way as long as he doesn't piss anyone off. He doesn’t like lowbloods on the blood caste very much, but mostly just Rust Bloods.If he saw a rustblood anywhere near his property he would probably be peeking out of his window like :

with his hand on his palm husk ready to call the drones almost immediately.

He’s also exclusively into men, but mostly violets since they’re rich and he has a big fantasy of having a sugar daddy to pamper his ass but he’d never like. actually tell anyone that. He just likes the fishstick....Anyways, Fareed is also trans and post op. He think’s its his personal business and isn’t really comfy with people he doesn’t know or trust trying to pry into his personal life.

Fareed is a guy who really cares about how he looks to other people, especially to kiss the ass of those above him. He’s a pretty smart dude, face in academia most of the time, but when it comes to street smarts, he’d die out there. Fareed in a place with no rules? he’d die. He is however, actually pretty funny and enjoys to hang out with his friends when he’s not busy studying or whatever the fuck else he does with his time. Fareed is also super easy to dunk on, and since he’s a pretentious, sarcastic GROUCH of a dude, his responses to being insulted are absolutely hilarious. he also dresses like a grandpa. a grandpa who probably maaaaaaaybe watches troll big bang theory.

Fareed wants to know everything there is to know about whatever he’s into, and settles for nothing short of perfection with whatever bullshit legislacerator crap teals are required to learn. The thing is. He’s not actually all into it? He can recite his books word for word but its not. stimulating enough for him. He’s actually really into science, but most especially astrophysics and quantum mechanics. He’s a huge fucking nerd and the only good thing he can see from coming out of him being shipped off planet is that he can experience his species advanced technology first hand. the shitty thing is that hes gonna have to be a stupid ass space lawyer til he dies which is a total fuck. On top of that being an actual adult in the actual adult world is a really scary concept for him, and the basic rules hes used to on his planet ... may not always apply for wherever he’s going. He’s more likely to die somewhere out there in space than the planet he currently living in.Death really scares him a lot and he kind of just tries to ignore the fact that so many kids are already dying on his home planet. If he’s walking past a fucked up lowblood neighborhood with dead kids on the street he’ll pull out his palm husk or think about anything else so he doesnt have to contemplate the fact that shit is just absolutely fucked.

sorry FOR WORD dump but i love this idiot! thank u for askin and readin

#fareed wasehm #crustybabbles #danschneidersfootfetish

25 notes · View notes

miniconrightsactivist · 6 years

Text

★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

TAGGED BY: I stole it from @koi-dog-bot

TAGGING: @heligooddeals, @prowls-analysis, whoever else wants to

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? I'm Lingo.

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? .........it's... still Lingo.

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?

Wh- Uh... well, I ... guess because I'm good at translating? I'm a xenolinguist and a polyglot.

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? Aheh... aaaahhhhhh um. Well. I.. don't know if any claim has been staked on me but I'm sorta kinda sorta seeing someone sorta...

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? Well mostly I hear really well. A-and I can... translate stuff. I mean it's kind of not the most useful ability since everyone's equipped with universal translators these days anyway, but it's handy to have an inherit knack for it when you run into an entirely new language, or your translator gets disabled somehow.

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? ....Blue... I just wear red lenses sometimes...

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? I don't.. have hair.. but I've painted myself a couple times since coming here. Does that count?

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? Yeah. I've got three brothers and two sisters. One of my brothers is my twin...

...don't tell them I'm here.

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? Not really. It might be nice to have one, but organic animals are kind of... fragile. And if they got hurt it wouldn't be easy to just take them somewhere to be treated. And they don't live very long. I couldn't handle getting emotionally attached to something and then watching it die in half a decade over and over and over again.

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. We will be here all day if you get me started, I don't really want to spend the next hour dragging out diagrams and historical records but frankly twelve of the original thirteen can piss right the hell off and if I hear one more time that she's his 'lost love' I'm going to go on a killing spree I swear to Primus

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Well I used to write about social injustice and the current state of Cybertronian culture wars but... I've... sort of taken a hiatus from that after a particularly outrageous and ridiculous bombshell about the Council.

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? I've probably blown a few audio receptors, but unless you mean hurt their feelings then no.

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? ..... nnnnooooo? Not that I'm aware of...

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? Ex SCUSE me? I am not an 'Animal' thank you! Minicons are not some feral pre=evolution of Cybertronians that you can call animals!

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. I've been told I kinda have a temper... and my response to a lot of things is just to panic and yell. Not the most constructive I guess...

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? I used to. I'm kind of between idols right now.

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? I... have interest in many different frame types, not necessarily on the spectrum of human sexuality that you're referencing.

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? I guess I could. There was a kind of school on the neutral colony where I grew up but I've been told it's nothing like the Universities Cybertron had before they, y'know, got razed during the war. Not that I'd ever get accepted there.

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? Kids come out of the ground. They just happen. They happened to my Host. I'm not ... anticipating or planning for them, but I'll make due if they happen.

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? BAHAHA. NO?? I highly doubt that...

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? Uuuuhhhh probably dying in some horrible way, specifically if it's dragged out like putting me in stasis just to thaw me at a later date to kill me like what the fuck right?

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? My frame. A coat of paint. Whatever horrible organic matter gets stuck to me before I can wash it off.

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? I'm not incapable of love, thanks, I'm just argumentative.

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? Class? ...m-mini..con..?

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? Uh... like... two. Maaaaaaaybe three. I'm not sure if he counts... I'm not sure if Jazz considers me a friend... I would be very surprised.

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? I don't have any strong feelings on pi I mean I guess it's useful for algorithms? Or something? I've never understood its purpose. I'm more accustomed to words than numbers.

27. FAVORITE DRINK? There was ... a fizzy energon drink Juke gave me once... I really liked that....

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? I don't have one. Everywhere I've been thus far has some sort of bad vibe associated with.

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? Aheh... You already asked that, didn’t you?

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE? My what? Dipstick? I don't ... I think it's pretty standard??

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? I'm made of metal. I do a thing called 'sinking'

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? Well I can type about 180wpm which I guess isn't the faste- Oohhh. Uh. Well. I like femme frames, they're usually really elegant to look at. I like large frames that look like they should be intimidating but they're the gentlest mech around. I like people who don't talk down to me.

34. ANY FETISHES? *chokes on drink* *flusters* N-none that I care to divulge to total strangers, thank you!

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? Wh- W-well! I uh- *coughs* This took a turn-! There are many people much more open to this line of questioning than me though I do appreciate the attempt to find common ground between our species-

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? Indoor camping. It's basically watching tv in a tent.

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER? I appreciate that you saved the awkward sex questions til the end but I'm gonna go now okaybye-

#meme #meme thing #interview meme

2 notes · View notes

lorettalivingston6911 · 6 years

Text

Donald Trump Jr. Goes After Al Franken On Twitter — And PROBABLY Regrets It Immediately…

how I looked younger without plastic surgery

You know what they say: people who live in glass houses with fathers who have been accused by numerous women of sexual assault and harassment shouldn't throw stones.

We guess Donald Trump Jr. never heard that one.

Related: Demi Lovato Says What We're All Thinking About Trump's 'Person Of The Year' Runner-Up Status!

When Al Franken announced this morning that he would be resigning from the Senate over his sexual harassment allegations, the son of Donald Trump (and chip off the old cell block) just couldn't hide his giddiness at the fall of a politician on the other side of the aisle. He tweeted:

...because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and God-darnit people like me. #Franken — Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) December 7, 2017

The thing is, when your dad is the most famous accused molester in the country, maaaaaaaybe not the best idea to gloat over someone stepping down over similar (though fewer) accusations.

And Twitter let him know it! See some of the most savage responses (below)!

"Grab 'em by the pussy." -- your dad https://t.co/n9LUNWjksW — Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) December 7, 2017

http://pic.twitter.com/43rIoYHMRT — (((MacKenzie))) (@ScoutMacKenzie2) December 7, 2017

http://pic.twitter.com/pILHGN4lcc — Paul Dickinson (@prdickinson) December 7, 2017

Your dad's a rapist. https://t.co/Hc3AGd8Dhs — Stephanie Levy (@stephanie_levy) December 7, 2017

"And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy." -- your dad — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 7, 2017

Now it's your daddy's turn to resign for the EXACT SAME REASONS. — MattDoc (@MattDoc) December 7, 2017

You didn't even get the quote right. Just like your old man...https://t.co/c0BmDBGBzi — Tim Duffy™ (@TimDuffy) December 7, 2017

Democrats fire harassers. Republicans promote them. #GroperInTheWhiteHouse — Hayden Perkins (@hperk209) December 7, 2017

http://pic.twitter.com/b5gnqJZhMJ — David Edwards (@Dasrht) December 7, 2017

http://pic.twitter.com/RMfxA6kYop — Mickey Murray (@hwmnylx69) December 7, 2017

Nuff Said. #TrumpCrimeFamily http://pic.twitter.com/p4T7u5uzO9 — TheBetterMan13 (@TheBetterMan13) December 7, 2017

[Image via WENN.]

you might even get Kim Kardashian's or Paris Hilton's...

from LL Celeb Fueads http://ift.tt/2BWAYKj via IFTTT

#IFTTT #LL Celeb Fueads

0 notes

latoyarubalcava3546 · 6 years