#im an idoit

[okbutwhy-rebooted]

Everybody likes to compare Thragg and Freddie Mercury, but I think a better candidate will be Mitch Grassi.

I mean, yea he's little, but the 'STACHE-

(Also the facial structure.)

#invincible #Thragg #Mitchgrassi #pentatonix #hot takes #Im an idoit #memes #what #wtf is going on #DO stop me now

[crunchy-soup222]

I love the word dumbfounded bc like yeah... my dumb has been found

#yelling into the void #dumb has definitely found me #im an idoit #junies ramblings

[bread-lady]

I have a stupid head canon that think alot of people have

Scout bites for various reasons

Affection

Why not

Violence

Say good bye to whatever limb she has if you got her doing it for violence reasons

(Edit) just thought of something else she would bitw the other handeemen so often they just kinda where covered on bite marks so they just sacrificed nick (cause of course they would *cough* it was rileys idea *cough* ) then sacrificed host once they showed up to be scouts chew toy

Riley had work to do and couldn't deal with scouts dumbass, mortimer had gone through at fifteen different suits (including repairs) due to scout chewing though them, daisy had thrown scout so often due to danger mode scout saw it as a challenge (she would and you know it) and Nick was just sick of the distractions at this point

A few more head canons cause why's not mostly scout obviously

All the puppets except mortimer and scout amazing eye sight due to glowy eye thing in the game mortimer and scout not having this (scout can glow bit if you played the game you know don't do shit) meaning they got some terrible eye sight in the dark they

Due to this they've gotten lost on multiple occasions and riley had to go find them

Nick and scout mess with riley on the daily, it's dramatic little shit one and chaos rat little shit two. During April fools it's best to run hide and pray to owen they don't find you

Mortimer and riley, mainly riley, are scout biggest targets for host world questoins, being they've been out there before it's an endless loop of "scout go ask riley she's been out there more!"Just go ask mortimer." They've caved a few times, but mostly cause she doesn't leave them alone

Daisy has taught scout how to bake (mostly pies) and a few other easy treats like cookies she definitely has a little bit of scout favor and has been asked a bunch of scouts random questions about anything not even the host world just random anything scout might be curious about

Extra: Nick ended up drawing a lot of riley Blue prints, being its nick, and that gives riley more time to focus on machines test and her experiments also it keeps nick busy

That's it for now Ill add maybe some more sorry for it being in paragraphs

#hello puppets #hello puppets midnightshow #im telling you scout bites everything she sees #you know damn well scout annoys roley and mortimer like a kid annoys there parents #scout and nick are unstopplable idoits and i will die on this hill #daisy has to get all the scout questoin answers from riley #hello puppets daisy danger #hello puppets mortimer handee #mortimer is sick of scout change my mind

[theevilicecreamsoda]

I hate seeing old messages from myself like who’s that that isn’t me i dont act like that what the hell

#saw a reblog from myself months ago and scared the crap of me #‘wheres my dick face marking’ i almost fucking died ffs #like why do you want a dick face marking huh? idoit stupis little shit #dumbass 👎👎👎 bad comment ever get send to hell basshole #anyways im texting from the dakrness of my room and its so scary i scared aof seeing freedy five nights real life #tumblrinf? shit not texting i fucking hate texting #ficking makiing this post #oh i just got a deep a personal hatred for myself what the hell #its cause im stayong up too late but still #also spmethingn happened that really scared me im loke fucking god damn it #ougghhgh i wish i could shatter like glass and be swept away into another life fuck this shit hate it #👎👎👎👎💥👎👎👎 fucking negative

[mothsbakery]

I commissioned @professoraurabolt once more and i have received the sketch..so naturally

#dst wx78 #ds wx78 #dst #dst oc #woodrow dst #damn im sorry about your loss #get memed on idoit

[zeddidnotleak]

HEY I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY TO ANYONE WHO SAW WHAT I REBLOGGED

NO YOU DIDNT.

#ooc: im idoit who forgot to post it on my normal blog

[shsl-gay-nurse]

been playing a lot of pokemon reborn lately (HAVE NOT FINISHED IT, NO SPOILERS PLEASE! currently stuck in the posion gym), so fuck it uh, here’s my trainer + AU doodle

#actually doing a challenge where I can only use shiny pokemon #its been an experience #pokemon #pokemon reborn #Nadoka (oc) #i'll tag the other idoits later im so tired rn

[dogwhizzer]

the fact that's there's a popular fictional character called 'arthur dent' and an entirely different one called 'arthur dentON' is fucking outrageous. like can we come up with new names. can we try a little fucking harder please

#garfs barfs #im not an idoit i'm not stupid im not

[secretlyofthefeywild]

ordered a new binder in a size up bc costochondritis is a bitch but so is dysphoria

#tbf my current 'everyday' binder is from gc2b and is 3 ?? years old #i think i also got the wrong size when i bought it bc i was an idoit and thought the long term side effects surly would not effect me #(i was wrong) #but i just ordered one from spectrum #and ive only ever heard good things abt them so !! #i think im gonna tape until it shows up so i can still go to work and class #i just dont love to tape bc i get awful rashes from the adhesive #but between rashes and debilitating pain ill take the rashes #🦝 elwyn posting 🦝

[jennrypan]

Gwen father i m gonna put him on my worst father list. Did you have put an actual gun on your own daughter for some POLICE BULLSHIT oh wait i forgot because she's transgender(I highly believe gwen is transgender)

He's literally the fucking WORST but I will say. I'm pretty sure he'd be supportive of her cuz his main deal was he thought Qwen killed Peter (cuz all cops are gonna assume Spiderman killed someone)

That's the only nice thing Ima say about that mf.

#j.p speaks #qwen stacy #if she was im sure hed be like “oh! im proud of you but you still killed Peter >:(” #cuz hes an IDOIT AND SUCKS AND HHHHH GOD.

[boneszzjunkie]

I just realized something. Bandaids are racist

#when were you guys going to tell me #i didn't realize #im kinda a idoit #memes #tumblr memes #sad boi hours

[moongirldreamer]

Local idiot is practicing semi realistic gouache paintings exactly once before opening commissions (after not doing semi realistic art since 2019) :)

#the idoit is me #i havent done portaits since uni and i think of myself more as an illustrator but idk if people would be interested in that like portaits #also all thats echoing in my brain is my 2 drawing profs telling me im scared of shadows in my art and i am theyre very dark and permanent #and scary :( but i will try to overcome that #cee talks about art

[depressedrockmetalgothindiechic]

Glad I got my mother's looks and not my father's fr<3

I only have his eyes and for that reason I wanna km$ and gouge out my eyes<3

#I dont hate my father because ik hes actually trying now but idk it feels kinda late considering that he still yells and shakes me #like ill never hate my dad because Im a fucking idoit and for some reason I cannot blame him for what he became #but GOD I wish that he just never decided to let my mother convice him to have kids #like god fuck #also if you guys are wondering why I never mention my mum (whitch you probably aren't) its because shes terminally ill so... #ya basically I was forced theough greif consoling at a young age and live in fear everyday that ill get a phone call telling me shes dead #so...ya thats a lil bit of trauma I definitely overshared🫶

[ashenberry]

assorted MS paint doodles from Turnabout Serenade

[ID: Several MS paint drawings featuring the cast of apollo justice: ace attorney

Image 1: Trucy and Apollo Behind the bench Trucy: Hey apollo have you ever played metal gear solid for the play station one or metal gear 2 | sons of liberty for the playstation 2 or metal gear solid 3 | snake eater for playstation 3 or met Apollo: (Scribbled out text that says trucy someone is dead) Trucy metal gear solid 3 was on the playstation 2

Image 2: Apollo behind the bench going, "damn, hes normal" klavier is across the room behind his bench with a note that says not normal

Image 3: Trucy and Apollo behind the bench, with trucy looking as if she figured something out Trucy: I call it dice earth theory Apollo: Trucy the earth isnt round enough

Image 4: Trucy looking at apollo with a raised eyebrow, and apollo with his hand on his cheek Apollo: I mean its a pretty mid song. pretty forgettable all things considered so of course i forgot about the lyric connection Trucy: apollo isnt it your ringtone

Image 5: A screenshot of ema ingame above a doodled apollo and trucy with Luminol fluid. Ema says, "play my minigame boy"

Image 6: A baliff and Daryan standing next to eachother while someone points at daryan yelling, "BALIFF WACK HIS PEEPEE" daryan's hair is censored out

Image 7: The judge talking to Klavier while he's on his phone The Judge: mr gavin please exp- Klavier: one second your honor im pogging in chat

Image 8: Apollo flipping someone off saying, "sorry prosecutor gavin i believe women

Image 9: Phoenix as a lamp

Image 10: Trucy and apollo standing next to eachother. Trucy looks upset with a note saying "wants her juicy" apollo looks tired with a note saying, "also wants his juicy"

Image 11: Lamiror talking to Klavier, who has tears in his eyes Lamiror: of course not werent u listening? idoit? loser? dipshit? bitch ass? cringefail? chicken mcnobody?

Image 12: Klavier upsettingly pointing at a stock image of Lamiror saying, "YOUR HONOR I WANT THE WITNESS EXECUTED FOR HURTING MY fEELINGS"

Image 13: an image of the judge thinking it over with an "mmmm" and then saying "👍:thumbs_up:"

Image 14: Klavier telling ema, "we make a pretty good team frau" that is cut off by ema flipping him off

Image 15: Ema smashing klavier with a giant fist

Image 16: Ema shooting a screenshot of klavier with a big gun. there is text in the screenshot that reads, "he was shot,"

Image 17: Trucy telling apollo, "its time to put on the big boy pants apollo!" with apollo in a large pair of pants with only his head peaking out

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#ashenart #ace attorney #aa4 spoilers #GOOD LIRD I NEED TO SPLIT THESE UP IN SEPERATE POST. too late though the IDs are written i aint copying and pasting those out #apollo justice #trucy wright #klavier gavin #ema skye

[celestie0]

Kickoff gojo LOVES ans i mean LOVESS lipgloss he loves flavored lipglosses so when you always wear it he always asks to taste it and kisses you and the sticky lipgloss is all over his face and lips and then you would whine that you have to reapply it again 😭 Gojo would probably go out w all the lipgloss marks on his face to practice and yaga would look so disappointed 😭☠️ and he would either shout at him at how improper it is and tell him to wash it off and gojo would refuse like the idoit he is ☠️ the team is so sick of him fr 😭

SORRY BABE I HALF ANSWERED THIS N THEN IT GOT DROWNED IN MY BRAINROT DRAFTS N I FORGOT TO FINISH LOL

PLS haha he probably likes it when theres like kiss marks over his face n neck or something 😭💋 but yea i think he just always wants to kiss n its something territorial for him too like “yes do not talk to me bc see this sparkly smooch here on my cheek? its from my girl over there IM TAKEN LADIES!!”

but also he’s such a sleaze it would turn into something horny so fast he’d get so turned on by watchinf you put your lipgloss on n now he’s imagining messing it all up over your pretty lips while you suck his dick n eventually smears it over your face too when he cums 😭😭😭😭

#kinda wanna succ his dique ngl #his fave flavor is 🍒 #hes def gonna die of chemical cosmetic poisoning someday tho #kickoff #asks

[dirksawesomesprites]

Sorry for that one comment I sent you. I just wanted my requests done, and didn't want to be blocked for being a proshipper. If you want a definition of proshipper I'll give it to you.

Proshipper: Pro is a prefix, not short gor problematic. That's wordplay.Someone who is for shipping, regardless of ship; anti-anti. Can sometimes correspond with anti-censorship, pro-fiction, or anti-harassment. This term has sometimes been twisted by antis via wordplay as a way to harrass proshippers for what they ship because they deem it problematic.

Just finish my requests and be done with it, okay? Even the Geno sprite.

i dont harass proshippers, i leave them alone because they probably get enough hate as it is. i just block them so i dont have to deal with them.

the pro in proship means support, not problematic. i know that. it is pro-any ships. including stuff like incest or pedophilla. which is why i dont like to interact with them. if they arnt hurting anyone or being weird about it? i dont care.

ive been acused of being a proshipper enough to know the hate they get bombarded with, and im not going to encourage people to do the same to others. ive been harassed enough in my life and i dont want others to experiance that aswell. im not saying go harass shitsolkat or the favship blog whatever their name was. but i dont support them.

proshippers can do what they want, i dont care, aslong as it is not harmful or they are proclaiming that incest and pedophilla is ok.

i understand that most proshippers indulge in that to cope with truama or maybe other issues that do not concern me. but other times it could be a mask to protect them from being seen as an actual pedo or someone who indulges in real incest. i dont care if its of fictional characters, it dosnt effect me? but when its real people like eddsworld for example, that effects actual people. which isnt cool.

i dont like incest, pedophilla, whatever proshippers indulge in. but im not going to support it. ive made it clear i dont like them. but im not going to harass them. nor will i encourage my following to do so either.

listen i dont care what you do behind close doors, you or any other person. but when youre public about it dont expect people to be accepting, especially if you identify as something people dont agree with, like a proshipper. i honestly dont give a shit. i just dont want it on my dash.

i hope you guys can read this and understand. i know proship does not stand for problematic ship. im pretty well educated believe it or not, i just dont like to talk about stuff like this unless necessary like now, because my frequent typos and not the best grammer makes me look worse. but i do know what im talking about. im not trying to flex or something but as someone who has had college level academic scores since middle school and and know most shit adults dont i think i have a place here to talk.

again im not trying to "flex" my knowlage, just trying to show people im not an idoit and why i feel like i know enough to speak on this matter. i know what the pro prefix means. its the same pro used in things like prolife procensoreship whatever.

sorry for this long post but i need to clear things up

i am not a proshipper. thank you very much roxy and tree eridan for telling people so. /sarc

i do not hate proshippers. you can interact with my posts, but just know im not on your side. i will just ignore or block you.

and to my followers? dont harass proshippers, or any people deemed "problematic" if i see anyone who follows or interacts with me doing so you will be blocked. i will not let anyone who does that shit interact with me. i have dealt with harassment, second hand and first hand enough in my life and i will NOT let anyone else experiance what i did at the hands of others hatefull actions and words. even if you dont agree with them. just leave them alone.

you can bring awareness to someones actions, but do not harass them. it wont fix anything.

again i apologize for this essay post. but this is a sensitive topic and felt i needed to talk about it

#dirksawesomesprites #ask #not a sprite post #proship tw #tw proship #proship warning #harassment tw #anti harassment #harassment warning