#im drunk forgive me

[gaybichon]

i loooiove when people ask me about my job i will talk about my work forever peace and love on planet earth

#im drunk forgive me

[flags-planes-and-fire]

Credit to Ashlie TG on Facebook.

The survivors w/ their respective LSDLN actors!

Javier passed away before he could meet Esteban face-to-face, but here is them side by side x

Bonus: Comment regarding Recalt and Canessa on the facebook

Loose Translation (Alt ID in Spanish): Matias Recalt says that when the survivors asked him who it was his turn to interpret and he said that Canessa was answered "Uhhhh...poor you" 😅😅😅. But Roberto was divine, he almost adopted this boy 😅😅😅

#no bc you guys need to see this! #la sociedad de la nieve #flight 571 #PLZ #i thought Canessa adopting Recalt was a meme. no deadass the whole group agrees lmao #thats his son now #sobbing over Coche. as usual #im drunk doing the alt ids if ive got my left and rights mixed up plz forgive me lol

[calkale]

i haven't seen anyone talk about this but the dialogue in top gun maverick is written and preformed so well. Ive never seen a movie where the dialogue flows so well the entire time, it’s movie-perfect yet still feels real and all the characters are so well defined they all have their own way of talking

#forgive me im drunk but i think about this a lot #top gun maverick

[winepresswrath]

The author is dead but according to our beloved necromantic traditions Jod is neither telling a series of slickly manipulative half-lies nor painstakingly recounting the truth as best he is able. He is drunk and ranting at McDonalds. Perhaps most crucially, he is going to regret this when he sobers up.

#no but he HAS been drunk and he's god. he can probably get fries with his geriatric and adoring admiral if he wants them #also I DID very much start a harrow reread and to the surprise of probably no one it's very rewarding in a post Nona world #John going off about how absolutely no one has to know about harrow's murdergenesis #that no one has the right to know? I'm late I'm late but oof does that hit different in light of his late night confessions #when god regrets spilling his guts in the early a.m. what does he do about it? #I'm worried for our girl harrow #mr. no one ever forgives you for real and I am so uncomfortable with anyone being mad at me #I created a society where everyone worships me as a god #and now!!! im fucking Admiral God's Home is On This Ship #You Speak of frailties I had not noticed in GOD #sarpedon goes from responding to jod's touch like a brand to getting his dick in #pour one out he is having the ABSOLUTE wildest time #Jod has been on that ship for 80 years! longer than his whole career! #anyway the guy who mindwiped all his friends so they couldn't judge him and then killed them when they got mad at him anyway #and THEN decided to fuck someone who adores him unconditionally to help with the breakup sadness #may not respond well to that post drunken honesty vomit vulnerability and regret

[milkbunnicult]

I finally got back into journaling......its been ah... something, for sure

#zi talks #zi writez #mine #Ew #this entire notebook plus another is a long winding s**ide letter #Im drunk right now forgive me

[mosaicfangs]

Man I think Sunny might be a comfort character like I think abt her and I'm just like aughhhhhhhh She Did It! She was kind and brave and unwavering in her determination to solve problems her way and she stayed kind despite everything awful that happened to her and the people around her but she wasn't a completely passive heart-archetype character either like she's a competent fighter and able to stand up for herself and be honest when she needs to and She Did It!

And now she gets to be the cool principal at a cool lil school she and her friends made to help bridge the gaps between tribes like she did to save the world and OUGH I LOVE THE WORLD OF FICTION WHERE STRENGTH THROUGH UNCONDITIONAL KINDNESS AND DETERMINATION IS FAIRLY REWARDED INSTEAD OF JUST TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF AND SHE'S CUTE AND I JUST GET RLY EMOTIONAL THINKING ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN BOOK 5 IT JUST MAKES ME HAPPY FOR A BRIEF WHILE ON THIS COLD UNFEELING BITCH OF AN EARTH

She makes me happy in the same way watching Knives Out makes me happy bc she and Marta have a lot of parallels that are just underutilised character traits that I really love and I wanna make a microwave wheat plushie of her so I can have a warm lil Sunny to hug when I feel a bit sad ok bye :)

#wof sunny #wof #wings of fire #im a lil drunk and eepy forgive me #ramblings

[agirldying]

love should NOT be unconditional. that is how abusive and enabling relationships form and thrive.

#im drunk so pls forgive me but #text #vent #may delete

[dokyeomini]

so the coworker i went on the trip with asked me if i am mad and i said a bit and she said oh you'll get over it soon

#i would say... i don't think you know me very well at all..... #having to babysit a drunk person is absolutely fine for me #but not when the drunk person is also prone to violence and picking fights #and being openly racist on a bus and also disrespectful to strippers #so yea im.... done i have absolutely no desire to be friends with her #which might be awkward since we have to work together every day #and she's still under the impression that im forgiving #i couldn't lay it on her while we were still out of the country bc she was also just unstable and would have just stayed there #and done god knows what #so i got her home #but god i am fuming

[0ystercatcher]

the worst part is i dont think arg is gonna do that bad for now

#m #its giving fujimori 93. theyll do well enough for the next 5-10 years high and drunk on international investments theyll sell off every #piece of national industry they can and coast off that for a bit. in 30 years itll be unfixable and itll all be kinda fucked up #like us but with more hope bc arg at least bothered to develop some modicum of industry and useful infraestructure to #re nationalize down the line. lol #ngl they were heading the same way w massa. just prolonging the inevitable. sorry but they really were not that different #its not like people tehre were just gonna let the insane econony they have keep going like that forever. no one wants that.. #im talking a little bit out of my ass forgive me #sorry btw i meant fujimori 1990. i mixed up his winnign year with his consitutional reform year

[nomaishuttle]

ooo im all wobbly now. good thing i am out of beer Lest the evil demon who livedin my head

#everytime i get inebriated a little demon in my head goes One more hit would be fine. one more drink would be fine. one more gummy woudl be #fine... and its like Devil stop saying that lest i traumadump to my father abt HIS parenting. itll get awkward #luckily im less likely tom traumadumop to mydad now due to being 2500 miles away from every single person who loved me and cares abiut me #oh gd i miss my dad dude i need to call my dad.i cant right now bc im drunk adn also its 3am for him but i rly miss my dad #i havent talked to himbasically since i last saw him :[[[ #sry this is the stupid part of me talking #but man i wish i hadnt stopped talking toh im after thezoo bc i rly rly wish i had talked to him more yk #but also glad i did bc well Literally hearing his voice sent me into a panic attack after that #adn like ill never forgive him but also #im like #.idkkkk its so complicated. i love him sm hes the only dad ive got and ill necer forgive him for that but also. i still love him #i hope he knows that yk #even when he didnt love me i still loved him #yk. sry tumblr. ignore all this

[sczzzm-4v0mez]

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#my ex keeps writing me how much he misses me and how I broke his heart #and how I waited till he fell in love with me to break he's heart #and how im cruel and because I can forgive him for abusing me when he was drunk #he even promised me that he stopped drinking since broke up for me #I don't want to get back together but I feel so guilty and I can stop crying #I'm a terrible person

[preservingpussy]

Today on an asexual experiments with sexuality: I kissed a guy, then a girl, then the same guy as before, then I got another guy to kiss the guy i was kissing, then I kissed a third guy and pulled the first guy to dance with me while I kissed said third guy... which was hot as FUCK... All of this because I didn't leave with the intention of kissing anyone AND because I was SURE the first guy was GAY when i danced on him when he laid on the ground for some reason...... all of this to say alcohol works miracles

#im still drunk so forgive any typos or grammatical errors #the real first guy i actually tried to make out with i failed and he was from Dubai so....... #i couldnt understand anything he said despite speaking fluent english due to 1 his accent and 2 the goddamn loud ass music #also i didnt think i had to hide the weed so it got confiscated :/ #i was SO FUCKING MAD but i drank enough not to be mad anymore so it was fun #despite me losing my fucking weed #now i know at least #i will always leave it on my hair from now on #i can fit like 10 pencils on this motherfucker

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

roomate!nanami who prior to becoming the esteemed sorcerer he is,, shared an apartment with you… and gojo,, but he was barely ever there.

rm!namami who was kinda to himself but if he saw you sitting in the living room or kitchen might sit with you if you didn’t mind…

you kinda assumed he just wasn’t the biggest fan of having a roommate or maybe of you,, so you tried not bother him too much. on the contrary tho,, nanami liked you a lot…. too much even, and he really didn’t wanna complicate his living situation because of it.

not that it was easy! you’re just so his type. chubby, cute, and you had the poutiest lips that he wanted to kiss into oblivion. he wasn’t sure if the fact that you didn’t think he saw you that way was a blessing or a curse. especially this once when you absentmindedly bent over in your shorts and he nearly choked on his granola bar.

he doesn’t feel great about it,, but he’s thought about you many times while trying to put himself at ease. the way your hands would feel against his skin,, or the soft whimpers that would flow when he sucked on your skin. gosh he wanted you on every surface of the apartment… and if gojo happened to come by that day… it’d be too bad cuz he wasn’t gonna stop.

😵‍💫🫣i’d like roommate nanami vv much pls

Roommate Nanami who lives in a shared space to save money

Roommate Nanami who chooses you bc you're sensible and seem to have a good head on your shoulders. And maybe he finds you beautiful as well but that's beside the point

Roommate Nanami who can't help but stare when you walk around the house in nothing but an oversized shirt and underwear

Roommate Nanami who realizes that he finds you incredibly attractive which is a problem bc you're his roommate and friend, he shouldn't be thinking about you like this but all he wants to do is ravish you in every possible way for the rest of your lives

Roommate Nanami who is too shy to bring up something like that so he just continues to admire you from a distance, trying to hide his erection every time you come around wearing almost nothing at all

#ask #nanami kento #smut #im v drunk and sleepy so forgive me if this is bad

[paper--machete]

why did Disney have to start sucking in the 2010s 😭😭😭😭😭 like literally they could've kept building their reputation as an impenetrable art house but they they just said ahhh FUCK it who cares anymore let's make Frozen and everyone will still like it anyway right

#FORGIVE ME IM DRUNK #TANGLED WAS SO GOOD

[quietwingsinthesky]

i am being genuine, i think Zachariah is one of my favorite characters on this show

#him 🤝 Castiel: shits fucked I’m gonna go get drunk about it #literally he fascinates me I wanna poke him with a stick #‘whatever happened to personal loyalty’ NEED TO POKE HIM WITH NEEDLES AND FIGURE OUT HOW HE WORKS #okay okay okay okay it’s. like there is something to be said. about heaven’s reprogramming vs actually kicking angels out/killing them #that is last resort methods. I am gonna take Zach as being genuine there. what ABOUT loyalty huh? #the worst thing that can happen to an angel is getting kicked out like. Zach is one of the higher ups he’s an administrator of punishments #but is that punishment not better than the alternative? #an angel lobotomized is an angel saved. kept with the flock. personal loyalty. they worked so well for Heaven right up until they didn’t. #and he just. sets them right again. painfully. but sets them right. a gift for past service. forgiveness for new sins. wipe clean the slate. #also he really is just chilling at that bar. acting like he got fired. #but we know what him Actually being fired would look like. Heaven does not just let angels go #and when Michael arrives he assumes it’s to kill him so… #what im saying is zach’s getting mind games played with him too. he fails to get a yes? toss him out for a while. let him boil in the shame #and when he’s offered his job back he looks like he’s about to cry for the joy of it. LIKE #I DONT KNOW MAN I JUST FIND HIM SO COMPELLING THIS REWATCH #TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MAN. COMPELS ME THO. #he also gets points for singing when the saints come marching in. lmao. that’s the football song <3 #I need to rewatch the Naomi episodes so I can compare them… angels dedicated so much to Heaven they’ll hurt their own siblings… #my favorite little cult leaders <3 well. leaders is misleading. cult middle management. #spn #Zachariah spn

[dick-nut]

i should make a terrar oc that is an actual character with actual lore and not an enemy maybe then people would like them and call them a scrimblo. one day. my goal in life is to get someone to call one of my OCs a scrunkly, little creature, oingo boingo, scrimblo or anything of the likes

#a diver's communication device #forgive me for this if it doesnt make sense. its like 12:45 am and im drunk i think.