#im jesting im jesting <3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, you remember all those vague asks about someone angrily writing a Sans x Barnaby fanfic?

Yeah, well, I did it.

I'm working on the rest of the fic, gonna have at least 10 chapters with a bunch of lore sprinkled in between, but here, have this snippet for now:

All was peaceful in Home, as it always was. That's what Barnaby loved most about it. Everyone was friendly, playful, always willing to listen to his jokes (even if some of them were bad, and he got a tomato or two thrown at him in response.) He especially enjoyed spending time with Wally and Howdy, always willing to teach Wally a new joke or two, before using those new jokes in Howdy's Bugdega.

This particular afternoon, however, Barnaby was lazily lounging under a shady tree. Howdy was busy with some new stock in the shop, and Wally was playing a new complex game with an excitable Julie and a reluctant Frank. As for the others, Eddie was busy delivering mail, and Poppy was helping Sally with a new playscript. So, here Barnaby was, alone and letting out a loud yawn while coming up with some new comedy acts.

“Hm… maybe an airplane joke? Nah, nah, I've already made plenty of those. Something about bones? That could work, but how would I include the topic into an act…?” He mumbled to himself, putting a paw up to his chin in thought.

Then he felt the ground under him… shift.

Sink.

Slowly sinking deeper beneath him.

“What the..?” Barnaby looked down, confused as to why the grass seemed to be growing higher around him.

The sinking began to grow faster now, panicking the big beagle.

“W-Woah, woah, what's going on?!” Barnaby tried to scramble off the ground, but before he could, the grassy ground fell under him all at once. He yelped as he fell beneath the tree's roots, falling down a tight twisted tunnel. Barnaby reached his arms out, in the hopes of latching onto a stray root to climb his way out, but to no avail. He let out a grunt as his head harshly hit a rock on the way down, and his vision went black.

Barnaby didn’t know how long he was out for. However, he did know that, instead of waking up at the bottom of a dirt tunnel like he expected, he woke up in… a snowy forest?

“Ugh…” Barnaby groaned, wincing as he slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his head. With another wounded groan, he looked around in his new environment. The sky seemed to be replaced with a rocky roof, indicating that he was still underground, but… that doesn't explain the evergreen trees or the snow that seemingly fell from nowhere.

“… the hell..?” He mumbled, confused and unsure what to do.

“Hey, buddy.”

Barnaby stiffened at the sudden voice, turning around slowly. There stood a… a skeleton?

“I think you dropped this.” The skeleton spoke in a lazy voice, wearing a blue hooded jacket and a seemingly-permanent toothy smile on his face. In his left hand, he held Barnaby's hat, tilting it out to the beagle. Barnaby must have dropped it when he fell down here.

“Uh… thanks.” Barnaby hesitantly took the hat from the strange skeleton, trying to offer a friendly smile in response, before putting his hat back on.

“No problem,” the skeleton replied simply, putting his hands back in his pockets. “The name's Sans. Sans the Skeleton. What's yours?”

“… Barnaby. Barnaby B Beagle.”

“Nice to meet ya, Beagle. So, what were you doing on the ground? Didn’t look like you were making snow-dogs or anything.”

#alternatively i was going to insert the meme 'you did it. you crazy son of a bitch you did it' #but this gif perfectly encapsulates my reading experience #at first i was like 'oh god. oh no' #but you know what? ill read it. #what is fanfic for if not crack pairings and random fun b.s yk yk #You Better Make Me Laugh. This Is A Threat #im jesting im jesting <3 #i have a feeling itll be funny... #i feel like im 12 again reading my first crack fics and that is a Compliment! #Listen listen. listen. if you complete the fic ill scribble up a lil 'cover' for it #deal? deal. #fuck me ill have to learn how to draw sans #well i need skeleton practice anyway. even if the bones are cartoony anyway #rambles from the bog #ten chapter fic ooo boy #well wait. whats the chapter sizes? are they short? #is it like... ten 1k (or less) chapters #or is it Sizeable like ten solid 3k chapters #questions that you Do Not have to answer! im just curious! i will be reading this either way!

[jerrsterrr]

hello i am!! JERRSTERRR!!!!

you can find all my stuffs here

my commissions are open!

and my art tag is #jerrsterrr art !!!!

👽👍

#some other tags #beloved mutuals #j oc snippets #jerrsterrr jests #fanboying #i do not socialize much but im glad to be here with my friends :3 #thumbs up #intro post #but not really

[tangledinink]

one of y'all sent this to me

y'all think ur real fuckin funny dont u

#ok u are a little #for context was sent by a friend lovingly and in jest #i swear i am! still working on those projjecctsssss #i just have gemini brainrot rn = 3 = #also i feel like ppl have been a lil less excited abt tmwn lately anyway lmao #which may be because! ive made less content #but then less response means less motivation and blah blah blah #self fulfilling prophecy whatever #tHE POINT IS IM WORKING ON IT #AND IM DOING MY BEST aAAAA #also everyone laugh at the typo they made #chipistotallysane #btw #gets credit #idk if i should out you or not bestie lmao

[bottomtim]

i think we should all lean into the fact that jason is a leo more. like when we talk about him in fanon.

maybe he subconsciously checks himself out in any reflective surface he passes

claims he's Not Like Other Leos, but when he tells a story about how someone looked at him weird in the grocery store, he claims it's because they wanted to hit on him

bruce tried to throw him and tim a joint birthday once (look, they're all too busy for two birthday parties barely a month apart), and jason is so offended he doesn't show up. and then he doesn't come around for a month after (alfred tried to warn bruce)

and canonically speaking, like. coming back to life and then hating batman for not avenging him and hating tim for being his replacement robin like, feels very leo of him. he’s so dramatic. telling dick chick’s dig him. saying he’s meant to be famous. and i just saw a panel yesterday of him saying he can’t be seen by someone’s.. date?? or they might fall in love with him. i think fanon sometimes relies on his angst and forgets that he can be bitchy and dramatic and even hilarious

jason todd is a leo king and we love him for it <3 feel free reblog or reply with ur fave leo!jason moments or headcanons

#i jest!!! but im also serious #jason todd #happy birthday king <3

[spudangle]

Astarion's hair isn't actually white/grey, it's just white from pomade and powder and he just doesn't wash his hair

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion #this is supposed to be my bg3 blog I just havent posted anything yet #alas this will be my first post #and im gonna start with Astarion slander #i jest #baldur's gate 3 headcanons #but like obviously not #anyways #i actually love seeing peoples legitimate headcanons #theyre so fun

[munchkindango]

it always rubs me the wrong way that when people make fun of the british it is more often than not things that poor people and british people of colour do. like making fun of english breakfast for example i understand, it may not look appetising. but that's because it's a poverty struggle meal LMAO 😭 if you wanna make fun of the british then make fun of the racist xenophobic rich white english tories (because remember that great britain also contains countries that are colonised and to this day are negatively affected by the english, namely the entirety of wales)

"british" includes british poc too, and their status as a person of colour doesn't make them.. not british? so if you don't mean to offend marginalised groups then... don't say british people. say tories. say old white english men. say the royal family. please, have the sensibility and sympathy to acknowledge that the youth of britain are not responsible for colonisation or actions of their government and are in fact harmed by it as well.

#it's just very odd to me how people are very unwilling to learn why what they say is bad #and before anybody says anything i am southeast asian and have never been to britain #im from a country that has been colonised by the english and i still know that british youth #are POWERLESS against their own government #not to mention the cost of living #this isn't to say that americans are free to make fun of or that the british can jest about them all they want #but america-centrism has done detrimental damage to poc that live out of the us #sorry for the serious talk back to being silly #nanaonan :3

[outofthiisworld]

👽// if i ever take rly long on a doc thread please know its usually cause i have to write him being smart and unfortunately:

#👽 … ooc #//I AM PURELY JESTING. but also.................there is. some truth in the matter. #//the good news is that im sitting down and MAKING myself open those WIKIPEDIA PAGES !! lets goooo!! 3 drafts down!! #//once i get to 4 i'll release em in the wild and continue click clacking

[boxwinebaddie]

Hi Nina! I'm sorry you're feeling so low :< and I know you're not really up for answering HC questions, but whenever you are I was just wondering: Are all the chars genderbent in TKAK?

hello, sweet pea! you are so wonderful, thank you for checking in. <3

feeling fresh as a daisy! or a wound. haha, jk! :)

i am going to try and pull myself up by the laces of my new pink docs, put on a brave face, be kind to myself and take it easy if i can. i truly hope i do not get verbally eviscerated today, but you never know.

anyways! *rises from the deepest and darkest throes of my depression to answer this tkak question bc i am insane* hskdlasks

to which i will also say...No, Actually? for starters, i just think it would be super complicated to try and flip-flop quite literally everyone ( plus i already left randy/sharon/shelley as their respective south park genders ) but i also think all the other characters just...work the best as their OG genders? ( save for the ones that May change them )

for example, in tkak, the main three...

( does not include kenny because kenny is princess kenny, who is, ofc, a girl in tsot/tkak and uses she/her <3 ily princess kenny mWAH )

...are butters, stas and craig. :')

i fucking love them so much, ohhh my god.

ODD SQUAD RISE!!!

stas really did...

…round up all the weird lil misfit kupa keep boys lmao.

so butters, stas has been looking out for since they were little bc he's very meek and soft-spoken. the kk boys are really, really cruel to him, bully/beat him up often, generally give him hell. so stas gives it right back usually! not with her fists ofc! she's a pacifist <3 ( though i do think she could beat all of their asses lmao ) and just uses her words.

she is very convincing, forthright and is a natural born leader tbh. so the boys usually fuck off when she comes around and once they go, she checks on butters all concerned, sighs gently, then checks him for broken bones and bruises. he is her special guy, who Does start in tkak as butters but, as we know, all my butters are just marjorine in a misleading boy font ( ew ) so keep your One Eye out for that. ;)

so stas will not throw a punch but...craig...Deeeefinetly will lmao.

because of the undiagnosable medieval autism, people think craig is really weird bc he's super quiet and when he does speak, it's in a monotone and hes usually super rude/out of pocket. ily craig. but yeah, no, he will beat ur ass, frfr. he cracks his knuckles and all the rowdy lil gang boys are like ahhh hell no!! RUN! & think he is a freak.

stas likes him v much tho <3 :* also bc craig is super mega gay and was the one boy who Didn't proposition her hand in marriage. they do think about getting betrothed a lot just to avoid the mess of their parents constantly trying to get them married off haha. btw he is still rogue!craig and pickpockets/pilfers things often. stas does shake her head at him 25/8 because Tis Dishonorable, Craig! which is seriously ironic given her current situation, but when he does steal wine and stuff from the tavern cellar...she does not refuse it. lmaooooo.

speaking of being super mega gay tho, in tkak, wendy is gwendolyn :) she just goes by wendy, stas is uhhhh...Enchanted by her. helppp. wendy is constantly like messing up her hair, gives her The Business but thinks its endearing that she's always running amok with all the boys in her dad's pants & once made a joke ( it was a lil too real tho ) abt how if she were Going to take a husband, she'd hope very much that they be like stas and that it really is a terrible shame she's a girl.

WHICH???? HELLLLOOOOOO???? anyways stas is like Ohh My God not impure thoughts abt women and temptations of the flesh AGAIN!! fuck my entire life lmaooo!!! stas has had a rlly stressful long haul lowkey gay crush on wen since they were little kids, its such a mess, & craig Regularly makes fun of her for it BOO!!! she's all blushin and sputterin like Shut Thy Mouth Tucker Before I Put Mine Lips Upon Yours!!! and does chase him around making crazy kissing noises w/ craig retching like STAY BACK DEMON LMAOOO!!!

anyways....live laugh love tkak, stas n the boys n gwendy.

-uncle nina, who is un-sadgirling to answer this ask.

p.s. please note that quite literally every stas/wendy interaction goes something like this:

stas being like Oh God She Approaches, How Doth My Hair Look? and craig says...like you haven't washed it in three days time. and shes like FUUUUCK but butters is like it is Fine, stas! just be emboldened in your words!! tryin to smooth out her shirt n shit ohhh my god. then wendy gets there like good evening, craig, butters...

anastasia ;) and stas is like HJSjahahaha! smood schmeving smendy ( RIP she could not speak ) ft craig abt to lose it laughing and butters trying to shush him but lmao it gets Worse bc then stas tries to save it all like your, uh...frock looks rather Fetching in the moonlight! particularly the bodice NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING UPON IT ( heelp ) it just fell within my eyeline & i thought to tell you it was...Pleasing?

( ohhhh my god stas please ) and wendy was like -squints fondly- ah...well, thank you, stas? i think? truly, i was not at all troubled by its appearance and composition, but i am glad you find it, erm, pleasing? to your...honorable and unwandering...eyes? either way, i shall sing the seamstress your high praises and see you all on the morrow. <3 but before i depart...wendy legit leans in and stas is abt to throw up i'm not even joking bc wendy is sooo close to her face...

...then just pulls a leaf out of her hair like i found this nested in your hair and thought you might wish it banished from you and stas is like AHAHAHA YES WOW MANY THANKS SEE YOU ON THE MORROW GWENDOLY--and like leans back to try and look cool and eats shit on a barrel SMHHHHH and craig and butters are making fun of her so hard like yOuR fRocK iS veRy PleAsinG SchmEndoLyn and stas is like ohmygodddd shutupshutshutSHUTUUUP ALAS!!! i am Ruined boys! that was more despairing than death! a hundred times worse than HELL! later, i shall craft a sword and Fall Upon It, but for tonight, craig, please tell me you have procured some ale. i wish to drown my endless sorrows in it ;-;;; IM CRYING GIRL FAIL STAS!!!

#thank u for ur kind words friend i am doing my best #but yeah no all the other chars start tkak as their og genders in sp but you know...you never know...the winds of change are in the air #listen tho!!! i love stas and the boys so bad theyre soooo funny they are giving eren mikasa and armin if uve seen aot #they are truly so funny they are such legends and icons #medieval odd squad RISE #also not stas' gay ass crush on wendy and her constantly crying and throwing up its so unserious #THAT JOKE WAS A LITTLE TOO REAL WENDY LIKE MAN OH MY GOD STAS THOUGHT ABT THAT FOR MONTHS #craig and butters pointing and laughing she is like i wish i killed ppl bc both of you would be first!!! shes had ENOUGH #SHUT UP TUCKER BEFORE I PUT MINE LIPS UPON URS and craig being like EWEWEWEW shadlksad they do drink stolen mead on rooftops together <3 #they do also bond abt having fucked up families/childhoods also i fucking love them so much i am passionate abt them #stas trying to talk to wendy is so funny i am dead shes so dramatic like I Am Going To Fall Upon My Sword Pls Fetch Me The Ale #so unserious shes soooooo dramatic im KHDKSLHd #NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING UPON IT LIKE OHJHHHH MY GOOOOODD IM CRYING #stas like boys do not jest or i will Throw Myself From The Belltower #and craig is like Make Haste HAHAJSSKS MAAAN #THE DISRESPECT #stas threatening to k word herself after every failed wendy interaction is too real

[wulfhalls]

Maybe I'm delusional but I think people are blowing it out of proportion, whatever they do in hotd season 2 it's not gonna be that bad. Y'all just need to keep your expections in check.

ur delusional <3

#i jest i jest #even if the writing will be dogshit (it will be) we'll have the visuals at least we will have those #andnot simply for the general lack of trust oh no on top of that they filmed this during the strike so #no revisions no script supervisors no nothing #this cant be anything other than a mess but 🤷 im zen about it now im normal #and they cant ever ruin pre time skip daemyra for me so. all in all i already won <3

[tyrantraveveromega]

apparently i have mutuals who're taller than me. which is ok!! but watch out

#six.txt #i jest of course im being silly :3 #no id

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

most of you will not understand the agony of this outfit. but hey here's fantasy au Howdy!

rambles:

yes. i know. he looks like a gunslinger. but I think it'd be funny if Howdy shows up and he minorly tweaks the genre simply by Existing! plus, he has to make himself useful beyond being a traveling salesman - he doesn't have a scrap of magic in him! so! alchemist gunslinger!

due to much of this "final" outfit design being Miguel's (@indigopoptart <3 thanks for your help homeslice <3) influence, i have less to say than usual! i'll talk about the things i Kept from the first terrible, terrible draft!

i wanted him to have full-coverage gloves because One, gloves fuck, & Two, shooting gloves! plus, he regularly works with dangerous materials! gotta keep his hands as safe as possible! speaking of his guns, they were a Ton of fun to draw. i wanted to make them ornate... Howdy seems like he'd enjoy nice things? fancy stuff perhaps? anyway the guns have his tavern "logo" on them!

the "second safety" mentioned triggers a magic-oriented mechanism that allows him to piece the guns together! they "unfold" into a big ol clusterfuck of a powerhouse weapon! unfortunately, using this immediately breaks the guns and they have to be repaired, so it's a "break glass in case of emergency" ace up the Neighborhood's sleeve!

i like to imagine that his bandolier, while cool, stresses everyone out a little bit. each bullet is full of pressurized weaponized magic. If they break while on the bandolier, well! Howdy would probably be very much Royally Fucked! i also drew the bullets too large here, so imagine that there's a lot more than shown and they're a lot smaller. I didn't realize this mistake until right now! oopsies!

i want to keep elements of the canon outfits in these fantasy ones. hence why his vest is striped and blue, he's still got the reddish brown pants, and! why his cloak clasp is shaped like a tie! and why the inside of his cloak resembles his apron!

i like to think that Howdy got his magic pack by swindling some poor soul out of it! when the buckles are undone, it unfolds into a vendor stand that looks Much different than the tiny scribble provided! said scribble is there to ah... what's the word. Demonstrate? get the point across? it's actually quite a nice stall! he has space to sell, and a workbench to tinker on! the pockets on the bag actually do function as pockets, though.

#'why does he have a ponytail' yeah i dont have an excuse for that one #im projecting my mullet & mullet-esque hairstyle loving self i suppose! #he's just like me now.... #< nah im jesting! my back floof isnt nearly that long! #anyway howdy my absolute beloved <3 #hes so funny. i love thinking about him #in general but also this is an au post! thinking about That! #i love it when he comes along on adventures #everyone is having downtime and he's on the side of the road handling volatile materials and bothering passersby #its a good thing he's coordinated! probably! #he's coordinated right? ehhhh i have faith that he is #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #ohhhh i should draw him with his hood up... #OHHHH I SHOULD DRAW A LIL FANTASY AU RAINY DAY THING #< i say this as if i have the energy! #its been low lately... very low... #i love being tired and drained for literally no reason!

[jerrsterrr]

#hi #jerrsterrr jests #im back :3

[lazaruspiss]

lasped catholic this ex catholic that, what about relapsed catholics??

#ramble tag #im going thru smth and making fun of myself to cope <3 #me when i feel like absolute shit: maybe this time religion will fix it #this post is meant in jest do not take this as a proof of my beliefs k thx #my religion is still firmly in the 'it's complicated' territory

[potatobugz]

its so.lowd and crowded everywherw aaahhh everyone on earth should stop talking forever

#rambles #ond my super villain arc now. here is my big Ray that makes everyone stop making noise #i jest #still ive been in crowded places with lots of overlapping noise 3 time in two days and every time i feel like #im a feral animal about to bite someone #so stressing. im scare!!!! #i need to go back under my rock

[silverselfshippingchaos]

For me your trademark is playing a bunch of what look to be RPG games I know nothing about. It's cool to be exposed to them that way though.

BAHAHAHA I'm glad to hear it!

#thank you for the ask! #thats a very fun trademark to have methinks #im a pretty casual rpg fan haha! #(i jest. majority of my f/os are from rpgs and theyre most of what i play. i am not immune to pretty rpg character!) #I'm always happy to be spreading the word about them aksjsjwj i love my games <3

[excaive]

hva' fanden da, det 'sgu dagen dedikereret til at snakke sit eget sprog, så tænker jeg ka' gi' det en chance, selv hvis det føles mega mærkeligt at skrive her, når det ikke ligefrem er en kombination der gi'r mening i mit hoved. Altså, at skrive på dansk her er fandme ik' lige helt rigtigt, det får min hjerne til at stoppe op (nok også fordi jeg så sjældent skriver på dansk)

#speak your language day #cai.txt #christ im not doing that again danish is so cringe <3 #wouldnt want to change a thing about being fluent in a cringe language #danish #(i jest danish is swag and interesting like all languages)