#i have a feeling itll be funny...

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, you remember all those vague asks about someone angrily writing a Sans x Barnaby fanfic?

Yeah, well, I did it.

I'm working on the rest of the fic, gonna have at least 10 chapters with a bunch of lore sprinkled in between, but here, have this snippet for now:

All was peaceful in Home, as it always was. That's what Barnaby loved most about it. Everyone was friendly, playful, always willing to listen to his jokes (even if some of them were bad, and he got a tomato or two thrown at him in response.) He especially enjoyed spending time with Wally and Howdy, always willing to teach Wally a new joke or two, before using those new jokes in Howdy's Bugdega.

This particular afternoon, however, Barnaby was lazily lounging under a shady tree. Howdy was busy with some new stock in the shop, and Wally was playing a new complex game with an excitable Julie and a reluctant Frank. As for the others, Eddie was busy delivering mail, and Poppy was helping Sally with a new playscript. So, here Barnaby was, alone and letting out a loud yawn while coming up with some new comedy acts.

“Hm… maybe an airplane joke? Nah, nah, I've already made plenty of those. Something about bones? That could work, but how would I include the topic into an act…?” He mumbled to himself, putting a paw up to his chin in thought.

Then he felt the ground under him… shift.

Sink.

Slowly sinking deeper beneath him.

“What the..?” Barnaby looked down, confused as to why the grass seemed to be growing higher around him.

The sinking began to grow faster now, panicking the big beagle.

“W-Woah, woah, what's going on?!” Barnaby tried to scramble off the ground, but before he could, the grassy ground fell under him all at once. He yelped as he fell beneath the tree's roots, falling down a tight twisted tunnel. Barnaby reached his arms out, in the hopes of latching onto a stray root to climb his way out, but to no avail. He let out a grunt as his head harshly hit a rock on the way down, and his vision went black.

Barnaby didn’t know how long he was out for. However, he did know that, instead of waking up at the bottom of a dirt tunnel like he expected, he woke up in… a snowy forest?

“Ugh…” Barnaby groaned, wincing as he slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his head. With another wounded groan, he looked around in his new environment. The sky seemed to be replaced with a rocky roof, indicating that he was still underground, but… that doesn't explain the evergreen trees or the snow that seemingly fell from nowhere.

“… the hell..?” He mumbled, confused and unsure what to do.

“Hey, buddy.”

Barnaby stiffened at the sudden voice, turning around slowly. There stood a… a skeleton?

“I think you dropped this.” The skeleton spoke in a lazy voice, wearing a blue hooded jacket and a seemingly-permanent toothy smile on his face. In his left hand, he held Barnaby's hat, tilting it out to the beagle. Barnaby must have dropped it when he fell down here.

“Uh… thanks.” Barnaby hesitantly took the hat from the strange skeleton, trying to offer a friendly smile in response, before putting his hat back on.

“No problem,” the skeleton replied simply, putting his hands back in his pockets. “The name's Sans. Sans the Skeleton. What's yours?”

“… Barnaby. Barnaby B Beagle.”

“Nice to meet ya, Beagle. So, what were you doing on the ground? Didn’t look like you were making snow-dogs or anything.”

#alternatively i was going to insert the meme 'you did it. you crazy son of a bitch you did it' #but this gif perfectly encapsulates my reading experience #at first i was like 'oh god. oh no' #but you know what? ill read it. #what is fanfic for if not crack pairings and random fun b.s yk yk #You Better Make Me Laugh. This Is A Threat #im jesting im jesting <3 #i have a feeling itll be funny... #i feel like im 12 again reading my first crack fics and that is a Compliment! #Listen listen. listen. if you complete the fic ill scribble up a lil 'cover' for it #deal? deal. #fuck me ill have to learn how to draw sans #well i need skeleton practice anyway. even if the bones are cartoony anyway #rambles from the bog #ten chapter fic ooo boy #well wait. whats the chapter sizes? are they short? #is it like... ten 1k (or less) chapters #or is it Sizeable like ten solid 3k chapters #questions that you Do Not have to answer! im just curious! i will be reading this either way!

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[puppyeared]

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to #im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but #because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of #exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something #and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh #and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing #because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant #even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still #its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn…. #if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about #I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird #maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel #a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t #I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to #be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol #idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week #had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting #yapping #does this count as vent #vent #Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly

[kiwinatorwaffles]

man. being an artist/writer on the internet is HARD sometimes. gaining a following for doing this one thing and then changing it up/doing it less/being busy etc etc and feeling the guilt of not delivering what your audience came here for. you can choose to let go and draw for yourself exclusively but its really not that easy in this economy with likes and algorithm and traction and shit. to artists who truly have a "fuck it we ball" mentality i salute you i wish i were as strong as you

#ok to reblog #kiwi’s calls #this isnt to say im gonna stop posting hc content its just like #im busy with stuff in life and its easier to shitpost about the current hyperfixation #but man do i feel bad about not delivering on funny cube men content #itll happen. eventually. i have an etho centric fic and 2 longfics locked and loaded for the future #just lemme power through college apps and portfolio production first #for now youll get the funny lawyer shitposts

[dennisboobs]

blacked out and came to with a document full of macden

#ada speaks #ada writing macden in 2024........ hm #its all dennis introspection but i have a Plan #the funny thing abt macden is that mac is so goddamn dense i can commit to usual den shenanigans #charlie is way too perceptive it doesn't usually work #i will laugh if i manage to post this before any of my longass fics #its. playing with some concepts i have used before (i will say. victoria being conceptualized as an entirely separate person.) #i find den's separation of self really fascinating bc for me the trans experience has been. hm #playing a part for the masses but knowing who i am beneath that #its opposite for dennis but also the same. he doesn't see vicky as himself but he doesn't have a core either #he's a shell hosting her in his body but she also feels like the most authentic version of the self #and thus. gender euphoria. very weird and complicated gender euphoria. #one dennis holds himself back from expressing to its fullest extent #what was i talking about again #oh yeah macden. that's there too. i think probably den's gonna put the moves on mac but i haven't decided how itll go..... #this fic is just dennis doing psych student brain things thinking abt mac and their relationship and breaking it all down

[halsbandfuchs]

are you making a visual novel? i've always wanted to make one or help somebody make one, and i was wondering if you guys needed any help?

I am!! I'm still in the planning stage right now though, and I kinda wanna make it on my own since the inspiration behind it is super personal, but once I finally name the thing and can post that announcement that's been in my drafts for a couple weeks I'd be happy to hear theories or anything else!!

That being said, I love to see people be inspired to take on big projects like making a game! While I may not need or want any help with mine (at the moment), I'd love to hear about any ideas you may have for a vn! I encourae you to make one if you feel so inclined :D

#i cant wait till this thing has a fandom tbh its gonna be so funny #but im also gonna need a pc so i can code it and draw everything- and i dont have one rn sobs #so itll be a while lmfao #but!!! you!!!!! are so sweet for offering!!!!! #and i sincerely hope you find someone you can help or feel confident to make one yourself!! #ask #anonymous

[rivalsilveryuri]

let’s him walk around on my palm

ruby and sapphire

#VOICEMAIL #funny 2 me that viz just. made his reoccuring...........bathroom joke into him pourign a can off of rooftops. but everyone else is still #reacting like he's killing someone while he's likr 'i love recycling :)' and emptying a can of pepsi or somethign #sorry that its what first comes 2 mind with him. #but i DO like emerald.... he's kinda the only hoenn dexholder i ... like??????????????? not in the way i DONT like the other 2 i just don't #have much 2 say on them. but also because reading rs may actually trigger my ptsd i think. a little. ummm. so i dont remember basically any #of rubys half.. i remember saphs just fine thoguh. but yeah what was i on about. umm. oohhh yeah i like emerald thr best #kinda makes me mad how people just infantilise him and look over. basically everythign about him. like his sibling relationship with crys #+ his backstory + the shit under the surface for the way he acts.. #+the interaction they have as a trio because i find it kind of fascinating but its honestly the shortest amount of time 2gether a trios had #idk. it feels likr 2. people out there are actually interested in *emerald* himself #and everyone else just likrs. ............how everyone else sees him in universe.... and the rest see him how emerald wants to be seen. idk #always shy about character analysis cause i always worry im pulling at nothign and cooking nothing but i feel decently confident that- #-thats the whole point of emeralds character and his childhood and behaviour n etc. #i have NOT read oras though. umm. heard mixed things about it but who knows. itll take me 50 years 2 get there n e ways... #also emerald and wally. wish they interacted at LEAST cmon. unless ive brain fogged it but whateva........ #how did me talking about piss jokes turn into character analysis

[dexaroth]

wip! i cant help ittt i need every design ever to have white tips in the limb ends. its so much better XB

heres some random accents that idk if ill implement. theyll probably be optional bc i dont want xor to always have an accent color

heres the original.. the non-rodent-all-black-eye also looks so much better but doesnt help much since the white face mask blends with it. but ehhh its so cute i think im keeping it ^v^

#real jerb for checking proportions. its so funny how big their heads are. and their legs are always thinner than i draw em. theyre sticks fr #too bad u will all be asleep when i post this. im excited rn i feel like i hit a jackpot. he looks so niceys #im considering adding a textured back coat like real jerbs have but idk maybe itll be too much #wips #ch:xor

[sodrippy]

hm i shouldnt have vocalized how i feel abt this trip, my ma just showed me its rainy at home on video call and im being overcome w upsetness help

#this is so funny i shouldn't have done this #usually saying how i feel helps me move on from it or at least get a little distance but now im just like #ok lets wallow like a fucking idiot over a holiday. you fool. #anyway ummm whatever itll be fun itll be great ill definitely be glad. right. #jesus.

[ackee]

today is a writing day. i dumped to my bff about some Kam Lore last night and id really like to write about it.. 😳

#abt past lovers and how she feels dating deuce among other things. #will i post it? #well.. <- embarrassed #txt #itll go on neocities def. i still think its funny i coded a whole ao3 lookalike for my website so i didnt have to post it there

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#me @ my youngest sister at 6.30 this morning: yooooooo can u draw me a fishy so i can get it tattooed on me? #i drew her some flowers so i want a paralell tattoo with her initials bc she has my initials on her #but i literally have not spoken to her since like may bc i do not talk to my sisters unless we r in the same room. no hate we just dont hav #a lot in common. it makes me a lil sad tho bc im curious abt them. my youngest sister is at least nice to me 😭 #ive been thinking abt asking her for ages and last night i was asked abt my sisters so i was like. the time is now #while im still a bit elevated #which has been to my advantage bc i was able to stay v chatty and energetic while talking to ppl. and i think i made some friends #we bonded over fic reading. so theyre a bit. ya kno. girls gays and theys of science #we make the world go round. but its so interesting to hear them talk abt coming to school here bc they both liked where they were and r #leaving their support systems. and im like bruh if i didn't leave the southwest i was gonna die. im so happy to b here #support system? whats that. i talk to my parents once a month and that's it lol. but im gonna try to establish one here #and try to actually make actual friends. this school is way better abt making grad students interact #my last school was not at all like that. but anyway i had fun #and i mean im only at the start of the semester. and im in a good mood. and i kno things will get stressful #but im just really happy i got accepted here #and the longer im here the more clearly i can see how much i was suffering #the funny thing is tho that i wrote this last night and only hours later i was squirming in frustration bc the fact that im back in therapy #means i feel a greater obligation to not b actively self destructive. evil coping mechanisms my beloved #this is y my mum wanted me back in therapy bc im a goodie 2 shoes and when my counselor is like: did u do X the next time i see her. ill b #honest and itll b annoying >:-[ ugh #its just hard for me to b around ppl a lot bc i get stuck in mental loops bc ocd. which is exhausting. and i want it to stop #and i want to do bad things to make it stop but i wont bc im trying to b better #its just funny to me that ill go from everythings awful to everythings great i shoukd talk to my sisters and make friends and do this and #this and this. to oh god i cant do this anymore in such short time frames with certainty that how im feeling is how ive always felt #ive also noticed that my peaks of high energy do come before stressful events. which does make me worry for future stressful events. like #defending. i mean ive never gone fully off the tracks but its a lil alarming when it feels like the train is going at a million miles an hr #unrelated #meanwhile my other sister is apparently in Colorado but when i saw the pics is was like: YOU BITCH #R U CLOSE TO ME RN??? but no. Colorado is far away

[elfsyellowflowerzart]

asril the tiefling bard

(any pronouns)

#tiefling #original character #oc #yew art #asril #i love him. he is pink #none of these are Finished and they will remain unfinished i just like to scribble #unfinished #im still figuring out exactly how to draw him #hes fun he flirts as a joke and then laughs when people hes not interested in take it seriously. hes kind of mean #im on a new sleeping medication and this guy literally came to me in an insane dream and now im attached to him #trazodone is hilarious bc i have never ever had such detailed dreams while also feeling rested when i wake up #and im also doing weird shit in my sleep which is very very funny to me #the first night i was on it i had a dream i was doing laundry and woke up in the morning with my body pillow neatly rolled up and shoved #into the corner of my room #and then this morning i woke up with a bowl of chips next to my bed in danger of tipping over 😭 #nothing Bad has happened and im sure itll pass once my body gets used to it #so its just something to laugh about bc it Is very funny to me #if you follow me you Will see me tag ramble constantly #and im not sorry. i will talk and talk endlessly if im allowed

[bangcakes]

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#the more it sinks in... the more surreal it feels. like HDJDJDJDJDJDJ #the Way i doubted whether he wanted to keep in touch with me when literally..... said he would... how he always answers me... #messages me when he has news kr something to say..... hangs out with people he doesnt like just to have like.. moments with me.... #i really cant handle it OYXKYDKYTKDDO #its so fuckin weird. like even if we end up just friends... the experience has been so wild..... #like lmao this time last year we had had like. 1 conversation JDJDJDJXJZJZ #literally sat a seat away from each other an entire semester and dint talk til the last day. oh its so funny #god i cant believe we're friends.... #i havent talked to him since i saw him last week at that dinner.. i cant really think of anything to say BDDNDDNNDND #been focusing on job applications #i handed a second one in yesterday and started a third today. hoping to have it done tomorrow but... its not due until feb so... i have som #time to perfect it :)))) #i really hate this stuff. like god it takes so much out of me..... #i'll probs update him on how many ive applied to idk. trying not to overthink HDJDJDJDJDJJ #im not really the type to message unnecessarily and neither is he so hhhhhh lmao #itll be fine.... #personal #have i mentioned hes my favourite :p

[scribblin-spider]

i wish suffering built art skills not character. my character is built enough

(ooh u wanna ignore tags so bad❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️)

#but i will heal anyway #no matter how many people i lose #eventually i will be okay #i have to believe or it will never come true #pardon me but none of my friends have time or energy to waste on me anymore #i have no one to talk to anymore #it feels like everyone left me again #i know its not true #but it feels like it #as soon as i respond they disappear for hours #it feels like some big joke #i wish it was #but itll go away anyway #life doesnt care and it delights in suffering #but my cat is soft #and my sister is funny #and tomorrow will be cold #but my body is still warm #and ill live to feel that coldness #because i love them #and ill keep loving them #and i feel so alone #but im not #and i believe it #because theyre here #and they love me too

[jessiesjaded]

It's been really nice making x files stuff and having people reblog with interesting or sweet or funny tags, sometimes even meta or a link to a fic, feels really good to actually have people like. Engage with stuff I spent time on ♡♡♡

#like theres almost an even ratio of likes to reblogs and that never happens anymore #cannot tell you the amount of times I post something and itll sometimes have hundreds or thousands of notes but 90% of those are likes #with zero commentary #and that gets so boring i dont actually draw or make gifsets or make edits or funny posts for no reason #i do want to interact with people and stuff #so yes suffice to say: txf fans thank youuuu 💗💗💗 #feels like old tunblr tbh #I miss people actually be friendly and stuff #ive always tried to reblog friends art or animal pics or selfies as well but seems to have fallen off the past few years #so its just nice to see

[eternal-brainrot]

GUESS WHOS GETTING A NEW JOB WOOOO \^o^/ can leave this awful place lol B)

#getting a barista job :) #itll be like almost half the hours i currently do but 1. the pay is better and 2. i was told i can pick up more shifts so it id still enough #for me to get by with rent and groceries and stuff #and i hopefully wont be constantly frustrated at existence and filled with as much internal dread lol #do think its funny tho cuz the last converstaion i had with my current job was them hassling me about my disability again and now the next #time i see them im gonna be handing in my notice lol. serves them right #does mean i have to have the stress of learning a new job (will cry myself to sleep the first week of a new job lol) but it shoulf be good #once ive got the hang of things and feel less overwhelmed!! #ive always liked the idea of being a barista as well :) #only worked at my current job 2 months and that still feels like too long lmao. people never last very long here from what ive heard tbh #which just goes to show how shit it is #anyway!! a bit nervous but also very relieved