#in the mediocre world

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

Actually I lied I don’t like sex put your clothes back on today we’re going to talk about CHARACTER ARCHETYPES, TROPE SUBVERSION, and MARTIN K. BLACKWOOD

#tw incredibly dead meme format #tma #martin blackwood #god I just fucking love him #Like ah yes classic kind likeable guy character except he’s also manipulative and bitchy #and has to do absolute mental contortion to justify his own strict but fucked up moral code #AND he writes the world’s most mediocre poetry. And I love him so much #He thinks he’s not important enough to DIE #the magnus archives

[gammija]

ok since the Magnus Protocol is confirmed AU from tma, and jonny and alex have purposely not said that their voices are not reappearing in TMAGP, consider:

evil AU jon and martin. mostly because I just know jonny and alex would have such a good time acting that out. And also because i want to see a completely unhinged jon and a web!martin used to their full potential damnit

#they're au! so its fine! and also fun! #you get to decide what entity Jon ends up with (eye or not) but im claiming martin for web. gimme. #tmagp #tma #tmu #jonathan #martin #web!martin #why do a sidequel of a horror podcast if youre just gonna give a lil office romance easter egg. yawn/j #joos yaps #im still mulling it over #love that its an AU but i then do actually want au versions of jmart and others #not our jmart ending up in the AU and us catching up with them via Sam and Alice #cause thatd mess with that whole 'ah did they die or not' thing plus. there are too many amazing fanfics that they can't top #tma is still one of the only shows where I genuinely havent read a lot of fic which ks better written/constructed than the source #(ive mostly read fics for mediocre shows i am aware) #but the specific flavor of 'blorbos coming into a new world and learning to cope' is one i don't think they'd be able to capture as nicely #also. they deserve a rest. #but their au counterparts are fresh and ripe for the picking 😈

[hmmbo]

backlighting experiment aka an excuse to draw v1 again. i don't think the lighting turned out accurate but it still looks cool

#ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #v1 #v1 ultrakill #hmmbodraws #blehbhhhhhh art i feel is mediocre out into the world with you go

[quillkiller]

outtakes from my rita skeeter character study i did feverishly at 4am last night/this morning

#my delusional princess with a disorder #worlds worst person with narcissistic tendencies #only still alive out of sheer force of will and spite #mediocre journalist and writer with huge dreams and an ego the size of the universe #will sleep her way to the top #genuinely believe shes ’self made’ and ’rags to riches’ when in reality bella’s presence is giving her work and status and clout #she sleeps like 3h a night and wakes up with a cigarette hanging from her lips and face pressed against her notebooks #the type of person who lies to herself so often that shes gaslighting herself into believing it #’god ive been working so hard’ <— girl who stayed in bed all day staring at a notebook and chainsmoking #eventually gave up all together and decided to watch a kathrine hepburn film instead #but she genuinely believes no one is doing it like her……. #she doesnt ever cook only orders in #her flat is a mess and bordering on gross #she hasnt slept in her own bed in a year she always falls asleep at her desk or in her armchair #fails every single job interview and is off putting and intense #MY GIRL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE #rita skeeter

[thekidsfromyestergay]

I always feel bad for the drummer of 21 pilots because his grooves are solid and his sounds are snappy but then the annoying ass white boy rap starts

#i mean in the hip hop world he would be mediocre at best #but from what I've heard the drums are like. the only good thing about their songs

[cuubism]

FUCK IT, LET'S GO TO IKEA!

@academicbrainrot your vision of dream with the blahaj ikea shark has captivated me. hope you enjoy... uh... this

from turning season within

#the spirit was willing but the photoshop skills were mediocre at best #it's dream and blahaj against the world #everyone go read the fic! #academicbrainrot #dream of the endless #um #ikea #? #sandman memes

[aureentuluva70]

Yeah your fictional world is good but is it "made-entire-fictional-languages-from-scratch-that-the-inhabitants-of-your-world-speak-and-fans-can-actually-learn" good? Yeah, I didn't think so.

#Yes this is about Tolkien #seriously that man took his world building to a whole other level #It makes loads of other pretty decent fictional worlds look almost mediocre in comparison #Lotr #Silmarillion #Tolkien

[tryingonametaphor]

All the evidence in stranger things is stacked up in favour of byler endgame, but just in case they decide to do nothing with all the clues they planted and just gloss over the fact that mike and will are perfect for each other bc of studio/audience pressure, I’ll just say fuck it and never watch that show again.

Especially knowing that there are shows like Good Omens, Heartstopper, and Our Flag Means Death which have such a wide variety of unapologetically diverse queer characters. Not for plot twists, not for shock value - Just because. We truly shouldn’t be settling for any less rn. Not when all the straight couples in stranger things have been getting very obvious romantic plot lines for 4 seasons now while rovickie and byler have been getting crumbs.

#even Robin and Vickie got mediocre writing man it’s so sad #I love stranger things so much #and I hope they can make history with their queer characters since they’re such a mainstream show #but I really don’t vibe too much with the idea that byler is set up to be a plot twist for the GA #this is a completely personal opinion. and I root for them in ways that I’ve never before for any couple #but man it’s been an exhausting year having to deal with all sorts of bigots bc of the fandom st attracted #not tagging this bc this isn’t really for the tag #just me putting it out in the world #thoughts

[utilitycaster]

Desperately hope the wizard naming convention is just a tier list

#worlds beyond number #wbn spoilers #Suvi like yeah I'm apprentice archmage Sky here is the mediocre wizard Cow

[pcktknife]

now i dont know anything about demons but ive never seen someone do a beelzebub interpretation and so heavily drop the whole lord of the flies bee bug thing like that other vivzie show has

#as im typing im noticing she has wings outside of just the ear antenna and extra arms i just didnt see em but its still eh #i know like 3-4 beelzebubs off the top of my head that come across better like do what you want with character designs #you dont haaave to have the theme be apparent but idk having a character b an interpretation of a theologoical figure id hope you'd keep #some themes at least #and even outside of that shes just doesnt look that great below mediocre to me personally but whatever im not a professional idc #and i dont get why shes a wolf maybe theres an in world reason there are so many canines but i feel like its shooting the design in the foo #not that you couldnt do a bug wolf demon but i like...wouldnt have done it like that ig #kae.txt

[xjumbled-up-brainx]

Hey Guys 👁️👁️

I really need y’all’s help, I’m summoning the combined strength of ALL octofans 🐙🐙🐙🌊🌊🌊

I require your headcannons your theories you’re EVERYTHING about what you think other anthropomorphic civilizations are like in the Octonauts universe 👁️👁️

I mean like are there cities, what are they like, how do anthropomorphic and not-anthropomorphic animals interact, which species are anthropomorphic, where the octoagents came from, what technology what architecture, how similar is it to our real world, I WILL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING

Give me evidence backed ideas, give me wild ideas with no proof whatsoever, I need to hear the voice of the people cause I want this new story to be as accurate and agreed upon by the fandom as possible and my jumbled up brain doesn’t have everything JSJSJ

This is a formal request, I call upon the powers of Brendon, lend me your mind dear Octofam, please share with me :3

#if this gets no replies I will cry /j /lh #I wanna start writing tommorow but that includes world building and it’s a lot of thinking to do and I need help :3 #I will keep posting and asking for this over the next weeks or so #but if I get no responses then it’s just gonna be my thoughts which I dare say are mediocre 💀 #octonauts #octonauts a&b #octonauts above and beyond #above and beyond #captain barnacles #kwazii octonauts #peso octonauts #jumble tags the big three #yeah that’s how serious I am💀

[misusing-basic-words]

They are going shopping together and you already KNOW Masami’s paying

#the mediocre world of leslie and Masami #humanization #tawog #tawog masami #tawog leslie #my art #the amazing world of gumball

[isfjmel-phleg]

😶

#random personal stuff #sometimes social interactions make you feel excited and loved and like you could take on the world #and then others make you feel like something's been taken out of your soul with like a melon scooper or something #when it's not supposed to be like that #sometime I'll figure out why #anyway there's dishes to do and objectively no reason to cry (right?) #if you want some exceedingly mediocre garlic bread I've got leftovers

[fangwhoria]

i genuinely hope mike flanagan gets into a horrible accident and loses all mobility and ability to communicate and they just keep him on life support in excruciating pain forever

#i genuinely dont think ive ever hated anyone more #its not even that hes That Bad its that hes That mediocre and gets all the praise from the entire world

[good-to-drive]

When someone says they wanna fuck that old man and it's a rock star who's been drenched in sex appeal for decades and has fucked hundreds of women I do respect and enjoy that, but when someone says they want to fuck that old man and it's Conan Christopher O'Brien, a man drenched in sexless Catholicism who is 90% leg and 100% heart, well, I just think that's pretty darn neat.

#have to see how this one goes down with my beatles mutuals lol #to be clear I dont want to fuck any of these people #I'm really enjoying being gay #i guess I'd fuck paul for the nostalgia factor of having mediocre sex with a boring ass dude who loves the beatles #but if the world were a fair place we'd all be fucking conan #except that would probably give him a panic attack #so maybe instead we just give him a high five idk #conan obrien #conan o'brien

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Everytime I hear tears of the kingdom being referred to as "the best" Zelda game or smth like "it's truly the legend of zelda" I get one mile closer

#like. it had its moments. the music and the scenery and the designs were great. #but ultimately it just. it just wasnt that good. the plot was kinda eh and there was a bunch of stuff that was... questionable #and i know nintendo doesnt actually care about the timeline but they REALLY went for the throat #it was just. mediocre. ok. the little good there was (mostly the draconification) outbalanced by the bad #seriously if you want a good zelda game there are tons. skyward sword. oot and mm. twilight princess. #i havent played enough of the 2d to say anything but if you just like open world there's botw! which is like totk but better! #mb's two am rambling #totk