#incorrect oddworld quotes

[incorrect-oddworld-quotes]

Molluck in rupture farms after being hit with lighting: uughhh my bones! That’s it, I knew I soulda- -Violent coughing-

-Bigface teleports in to save Abe-

Molluck: who the- how- why are you doing this?!

Bigface: Happy April fools! :) -chants and teleports him and Abe out of rupturefarms-

Molluck:

#source: real time fandub #April 1st #april fools #oddworld #incorrect quotes #incorrect oddworld quotes #molluck #glukkons #mudokons #Bigface #abe’s oddysee #new n tasty

[incorrectexoddusantagonists]

Phleg: I don't have the energy for this.

Aslik: For what?

Phleg: *gestures vaguely*

#Abe's Exoddus #Incorrect Oddworld Quotes #Director Phleg #Vice President Aslik

[spoocyshrub]

Help @pktearsoftazmily got me into the incorrect quotes generator.

#Oddworld #Incorrect Quotes #Oddworld Alf #Alf #Elli #Dokk

[ender-goo]

(Oddworld Incorrect Quote be upon ye-)

Squeek: Wait. We forgot about Klotty.

Stranger: Oh right- Uh- KLOTTY!

Fangus Klot: *falls from the ceiling* KLOTTY- *lands flat against the ground*

Abe, Munch, Stranger, and Squeek: *looking mortified*

Fangus Klot: *turns over* Did you guys hear my ribs crack?

It took me 5 minutes to remember where the original was from lmao

[ohfugecannada]

@freakova @dank-yabu @ask-alf-oddworld @hollerbatgirl @thewonderingstars

Look what I made... 8)

#oddworld #incorrect quotes #incorrect oddworld quotes #ohfugecannada

[moved-2--yellow----daisy]

Gex: I haven't been this happy since the day you agreed to be my boyfriend

Abe: I never agreed

#playstation #ps1 #video games #gex #oddworld #abe #incorrect oddworld quotes #inncorrect quotes #source: the spongebob movie

[kainissoable]

Brew: Just say AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH

Alf, probably

#I don't want to make #incorrect oddworld quotes #a thing #but it might end up being #oddworld #source: discworld

[brassclaws-of-oddworld]

Baren: *Screaming into the communicator* WAYNE. PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!!

Baren: YOU STUPID BITCH!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY INTEEEERNS?!?

Baren: WHERE ARE THEEEEEY?!

On the other line, Baren's voice can be heard still screaming: Wayne, I know you can hear me! PICK UP THE PHOOOOONE!! ODD-DAMNIIIIIT!

Wayne: *Getting turnt up with Baren's Interns in the club*

#[Wayne Kestain] #[Doctor Baren] #[Crack] #((Incorrect character quotes time)) #oddworld #oddworld ocs #oddtumblr #((I've had this in my head for a while now))

[neogirlart]

*Tapping sound*

Tetsuro & Kaida: Daddy?.

Stranger the Steef: Do I look like?

(Headcanon: The hatchling always follow Stranger like Snufkin when he take care the woodies)

Tetsuro & Kaida (c) @julayla

#star butterfly vs the forces of evil #oddworld #not my oc #stranger the steef #crossover #headcanon #incorrect quotes #text post

[incorrect-oddworld-quotes]

-it’s nighttime and Molluck is asleep in a makeshift bedroom somewhere in the blimp-

-Chauffeur Slig quietly steps in-

Chauffeur: -poking Molluck- booossss…

Molluck: -murmuring in his sleep-

Chauffeur: Boss?

Molluck, still half asleep: hm- wh- wha- what?

Chauffeur: Boss, the guys overcrowded my room and kicked me out! Can I stay in your room for a couple days or a month or two?

Molluck: umuh- yeahsurewgatever…

Chauffeur: thanks boss! -immediately gets into Mollucks bed-

Chauffeur: hey boss, could ya scoot over a bit?

Molluck: mh- yeahsure…

-molluck scoots over to the side, giving Chauffer more room-

Chauffeur: …and while you’re at it, could you get me a glass of water?

Molluck: …yeahokay…

-Molluck, still half asleep. proceeds to get out of bed and walk out the room. A few moments later, he carefully gives a glass of water over to Chauffer-

Chauffer: thanks!

Molluck: mmh- yeah- yawelcome… -proceeds to get back into bed-

Chauffer: yep! This is great…

Chauffer: goodnight, boss!

Molluck, falling back asleep: -yawns- g’night, Wanda….

Molluck:

Molluck: 🔴➖⚪️

-cuts to out side of Molluck’s room. Chauffer slig walks out dejected-

Molluck: goodnight, Slig!

-the door to Molluck’s room slams behind Chauffer-

#source: spongebob squarepants #oddworld #incorrect quotes #molluck #glukkons #chauffeur #sligs #oddworld soulstorm #incorrect oddworld quotes

[incorrect-oddworld-quotes]

Abe: uh… y’know the messenger you sent?

Keeper: hm?

Abe: He died while delivering this amulet to me.

keeper: oh no.

keeper: anyway

#source: top gear #oddworld #abe #keeper #soulstorm #incorrect quotes #incorrect oddworld quotes

[incorrect-oddworld-quotes]

Lady Margaret, yelling at Molluck during his trial: I AM LOST FOR WORDS!

Newscaster Slig, recapping the event: Despite being lost for words, Lady Margaret continued to yell Molluck for the next ten minutes, telling him he was a disgrace to the Magog Cartel and the worst son she ever had.

#Source: How to Train Your Dragon: How to Speak Dragonese #incorrect quotes #incorrect oddworld quotes #Oddworld #lady margaret #Molluck #newscaster slig #Glukkons #sligs #quintology part 3 leaks #yes I went and researched where this one quote came from just to make this post #I’ve seen it circulating a ton of other incorrect quotes blogs but always the source was listed as unknown in the tags #and I actually found it #and it turns out it was from the HTTYD books of all things

[incorrectexoddusantagonists]

Phleg: I swear I just want someone to take me out.

Brewmaster: ... like on a date or with a gun?

Phleg: Surprise me.

#Abe's Exoddus #Incorrect Oddworld Quotes #Director Phleg #Brewmaster

[incorrectexoddusantagonists]

Aslik: I trust you.

Dripik: You do?

Aslik: Yes, I trust you to do something unbelievably stupid at the worst possible time.

#Abe's Exoddus #Incorrect Oddworld Quotes #Vice President Aslik #General Dripik

[incorrectexoddusantagonists]

Brewmaster: Most people are made up of 75% water.

Dripik: Then Aslik is 75% salt water.

Aslik, yelling from another room: ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN?!

#Abe's Exoddus #Incorrect oddworld quotes #Brewmaster #General Dripik #Vice president Aslik

[incorrectexoddusantagonists]

Molluck: You four. Explain. Now.

Aslik: It was Dripik.

Phleg: It was Dripik.

Brewmaster: It was Dripik.

Dripik: It was Dripik.

Molluck: ...

Dripik: ... Dangit!

#Abe's Exoddus #Incorrect Oddworld Quotes #Vice President Aslik #Director Phleg #Brewmaster #General Dripik #Molluck #surprise cameo lol don't expect Molluck to appear on the regular