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#incorrect targon quotes
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Sett: Aphelios is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother.
Alune: Aphelios is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police.
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Vi & Jinx: [physically fighting each other]
Caitlyn: This isn’t what I meant by “express your feelings”!
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Conversation
[group chat]
Face Loran: I’m tired of you fake ratatouille fans thinking the rat’s name is ratatouille
Shalla Nelprin: please I only said that once
Dia Passik: wht the fuck its 3am fuck off
Wes Janson: Face valid as always
Elassar Targon: whAT DO YOU MEAN HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
[Elassar has been removed from the group chat]
Face Loran: I’ve had it
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Alune: So, what's it like dating my brother?
Sett: Once, I asked him for water while he was mad at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said 'wait'.
Sett: I love him.
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Alune, about Sett: I can’t believe you’re getting worked up about some guy!
Aphelios: This one is different! He's honest and sweet!
Alune, rolling her eyes: Please…
Aphelios: He would never do anything to hurt me!
Alune: HE’S A GUY!
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Diana: Due to personal reason, I'll be named enemy of the state.
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Diana: I just wanna say I have a massive crush on you. I've been waiting for months but I think it's time I told you.
Leona: Wait, whose the other person in here?
Diana: Oh, he's here for moral support.
Leona: Are you serious?
Taric: I'm here for you sis, do your thing.
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Aphelios: Mom, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Diana: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.
Aphelios: Atreus, how do I-
Atreus: Brick.
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Leona, bleeding out: You have wonderful eyes...
Diana, panicking: She's lost her mind!
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Leona: You look like my first wife.
Diana: Wait, how many times have you been married?
Leona: None yet.
Diana:
Leona:
Diana: Oh my God.
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Diana, growing mistletoe whenever she’s with Leona: I’m dropping hints that I want Leona to kiss me.
Leona, having learned mistletoe is poisonous: …I think Diana is mad at me.
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Leona, to the other Solari, immediately after she has taken the lead in the hunt for Diana: Oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Diana, I'll kill you.
Solari: Huh.
Leona, chuckling: Sorry that sounded like a joke.
Leona: I'll actually kill you.
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Young Diana, after meeting Leona: earned something about myself today. Going to repress it for awhile...b ut good to know.
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Diana: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Leona: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You mess with my daughter and now I'm going to fuck you!
Solari 1: Well this just got interesting...
Solari 2: It's "fuck you up"...
Leona: Wait, what did I say?
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Diana, to Aphelios: Now remember; if you don't have anything nice to say, say something clever but devastating.
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Soraka: [breaks down the door to Leona and Diana's room]
Soraka: LESBIANS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
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