#internet antics

[mamawasatesttube]

every day people are wrong about kon on the internet. and i am being SO brave about it

#its SO hard to like timkon while also like enjoying kon as a character #kon literally got drugged and enslaved by furries for 2 months he is not going to be fazed by gotham having weird villains. stop it #stop casting him as the straightman who thinks gotham is sooOoOoOOo weird and gets psyched out by the bats STOP IT #this is my own fault for forgetting to take my adhd meds this morning. i got bored enough to look at the timkon tag. mistake #unfortunately i enjoy tim and kon together bc they are so fun in the comics but EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG ABOUT THEM.... #gonna start casting tim as the straightman to kon's antics instead #what do you MEAN you got enslaved by aliens on a spaceship when you didn't even have your powers?!??!

[lamphous]

so there's this inexplicable 2 second exchange from the former late night comedy show @/midnight (btw just learned colbert is backing them bringing this show back and replacing james corden with it) that has inexplicably been stuck in my head despite not even really being a joke* and I just spent several hours whittling down which episode exactly had the joke (december 4, 2014)** and it turns out that, for some reason, the nightly nerd comedy from 2013 does not have the most organized presence on illicit streaming sites, and the episodes are all out of order and a bunch of them aren't even on there

so my options*** apparently are:

use the $37.64 of itunes gift cards I still have from my youth to purchase this episode of fucking at goddamn midnight (horrifying prospect, but ever so slightly funny)

look through every single unlabeled episode on every streaming site and hope it isn't one of the ones none of them have (hasn't been going so well tbh!)

hope the dude who uploaded it 9 years ago to 1337x decides to log on so I can download it (this person is literally the only peer)

OR apparently I can borrow the episode from archive dot org ON A USB DRIVE. WHICH THEY WILL MAIL TO ME. FOR 30 DAYS. for a processing fee. and I'm fairly sure this recording is just straight up someone's TV. (frankly now looking like the best and funniest option, but costs non funny money)

* the exchange: person 1 (in answer to a question I have wholly forgotten): chris lavine [several beats of silence] person 2 (fairly sure it's chris d'elia): ...ADAM LEVINE? end transcript

** "how were you able to figure out which one without actually watching it?" good question! the only things I remembered were chris d'elia was in it (I know) and that I had previously been able to find it on dailymotion or some shit because, again, this line has been stuck in my head since it's airing in 2014. of course, I didn't remember the airing date or anything, but I /did/ recall enough to recognize the vague shape of the thumbnail of this episode, and upon finding another clip from it on youtube, recognized the jokes enough to know I'd found that clip the last time I looked too

*** note that there is not an option to do nothing, because I have never given up an opportunity for pedantic niche research in my life, and also I have to send it to my friends because they will get a kick out of it solely bc I will send with the caption "me and nya" because that is literally how every conversation we've ever had has gone, in which instances I am always the chris d'elia, and I wish I had never typed that

#did you guys know the internet archive sells swag too? im so buying these socks. or maybe the fingerless gloves. #i woke up at 8 like usual and then inexplicably fell asleep from 9:30 am to 4:30 pm today can you tell #just kidding all of the above including the formatting of this post is extremely on brand for me. this is regular degular keaton antics ngl #txt

[rozaceous]

how bout an au where mariko is a year older and ends up on team gai?

awwwww this is so mean to tenten, so let's just say that she gets taken in by izumo and kotetsu so i can ease my troubled mind. otherwise this is quite fun.

Lee blows a kiss at her, making Sakura dodge the hell away from that, and the next thing she knows, Lee's tall, girl teammate is chopping her hand on the top of his head with an audible thunk.

Lee squawks, clutching his head, but his teammate just clicks her tongue.

"We're here for business, Lee," she reminds him. "And you've already blown our plan. Behave."

And then she scruffs him by the back of his green jumpsuit, lifting him and carrying him down the hallway, where, apparently, the Chuunin Exams are actually set to begin. The Hyuuga boy follows with a smirk.

"But Mariko-chan! The Bloom of Youth--!"

"Absolutely not," she snaps, shaking him, her bicep and shoulder visibly flexing through her mesh sleeve. Mariko's upper arm, Sakura thinks, is bigger than her thigh.

#mariko reverse engineers tsunade's super strength out of self-preservation #and sakura gets a glimpse of an older girl who wrangles her teammates/has their respect and is all heart eyes #(ofc that may not be the only reason for the heart eyes lmao) #but man mariko's sister is dating a hyuuga branch member and she's got neji on her team? that clan is in for a revolution by the end #(neji is pleasantly surprised by mariko and the two of them bond over their distaste for Youth antics) #i guess this is the Actual Combat Medic Mariko timeline. huh. #tsunade mentors but gai refuses to give her up for a full apprenticeship #the universe outside us #internet user demands answers

[transingthoseformers]

the damn noise i made

Megatron, I cannot express just how much of a bad idea that is, and I love you for it.

#fic reading as ya do #tfp au #tfp megatron #on the phone I'm giggling over megatron explaining his internet antics to human kids while in a room full of cats holding his child #on netflix I'm watching a group of medical interns dig through a cadaver trying desperately to 'save it' and failing quite an amount #the duality of man #fic snippet

[fruitcage]

STart Magazine, February 1989

#STart magazine #internet archive #antic publishing #computer magazine #atari ST #1989 #80s #1980s tech #1980s computing #graphic design (is actually their passion) #dolphin #80s laptops

[theinfinitedivides]

said a prayer for Jjong today.

#shinee #jonghyun #idk i don't usually yk. do things like that for people that have passed but it's been six years and it felt fitting somehow #six years ago i was what. 12 about to turn 13???? had already been to a fair bit of funerals but the only ones that had hit me before #this one were the pianist at our church who passed away suddenly from a heart attack and the regional club leader who had cancer #for like three years and passed just as the doctors thought she would go into remission #and those both happened around October/November so. going into the winter season has always been hard for me and Jjong #was no different. #it's gotten better slowly but it still hurts sometimes. some days i wake up and i can't even look at any of his pictures other days #i get up and put his albums on loop and laugh and reblog so many of his antics #it's funny bc when my aunt passed on New Year's in 2019 it was exactly two weeks after the 1st anniversary date rolled around. always has #been but i never noticed until we lost her and we had to go down for the funeral and i basically disappeared off the internet for a good #two to four months sans queue and checking in on Discord and sh*t and that year he managed to keep me sane. sounds f*cked up #but that year it was just me and Spotify and my playlists and Jjong's voice amid it all. i wish i could meet him and tell him in person #that he practically saved my life even tho the fandom was still raw af from losing him but the prayer will have to be enough #you did well Jjong. you worked so hard. you are our pride. love you to the moon and back 🌒🌙 <333

[oneknightlight]

Forced at gunpoint to draw scampton by the local nerds - me being dramatic after I literally asked for requests

#hi hello I’m coming back Only to post art and reblog it #because I’m missing too much in my blorbo tag #and the internet is missing out on my antics #Walt talks

[apollos-boyfriend]

ah ! happy birthday !! tbh i have spent the last like three months hyperfixated on your blog. hope you had/are having such a nice day !! <333

first of all thank u!!!! and second of all thank u omg….. i’m glad u enjoy it here!!!!

#muse talk #anon #slash gen!!! i am just a silly guy on the internet #i am glad i can entertain people with my antics #i hope you’re having a nice day too :DDDD

[elizabro]

alarming how tumblr is getting more unapologetically horny for jerma by the day

#I just want to watch funny guy antics. but is it worth it. worth all this pain and suffering. #people are such creeps. relax he's an internet funnyman please be normal #jerma

[jennyboom21]

If I was Taylor, I would also ignore Brie (who's also pretty and cool) but I'll respect my woman (Dianna) above everything. Don't blame her.

Brie gives me “tender fuckboi” vibes who KNOWS they’re good at what they do, and don’t catch feelings, except for when they do, they’re a gosh damn idiot.

Allegedly.

#Brie Larson x tender fuckboi #Brie Larson x fuckboi antics #how are you gonna live with a close friend you hook up with and not call it a rs? #the celesbians are restless #that time I got corrected about a celesbian clique #you’d think her team would scrub the Internet or pick a guy who wasn’t a merkin with Mariana’s alleged ex gf?

[r0semultiverse]

This think of the children crusade will only harm & make children’s lives worse.

#think of the children huh?? #why don’t you actually care about them? #I’m thinking of them all the time in all the ways you suits wants to harm them & make their lives worse #you just want an internet that is right wing purity culture only #your goal is never to protect the kids #keep hurting kids & see what happens when those same kids get fed up with your antics; Shinzo Abe 2.0 in the making #mine #op

[amaxantys]

watched the invisible woman (1940) on some old movies channel while i was staying in a hotel recently and there was a scene where the aforementioned invisible woman was flirting with the male lead while putting on socks and it was so unbelievably sexually charged for a family friendly wholesome 1940s movie i had to search for a clip of it to see it again but the only upload on the entirety of youtube is from a guy with an invisible woman fetish for his channel of clips of sexy invisible women and he cut the scene so its only the shots with her and not the guy and it just isn't the same :/

#amax antics #respect to the people on youtube providing niche content for niche kinks but what the hell man its a 30 second scene upload the full thing #now i gotta do an internet deep dive for a copy of this entirely unremarkable movie just to find it again (<- does not in fact gotta) #this is going in my movie watching tag sorry #max goes to the movies

[suboficialflores]

Cool non-binary pronouns you got in your profile there. It'd be a real shame if you started acting like a man on the internet

#idk if they were afab or amab and frankly it does not matter #they were acting like toxic masculinity was still a-brewing #listen the spectrum of gender is great but you gotta actively work to undo biases inherent in the gender you were primarily socialized in #so talk the talk but also curb the behavior you know #I can do at least 16 hours on identifying and breaking down biases #so if a rando on the internet has an innocuous opinion you disagree with maybe just let it go and don't double down #and ofc ~not all men~ but enough that it's a trend #and yes I do think about my biases and what I post and choose not to post and engage with #and you should too it's good for you #but I'm also very aware of performative activism and performative social media antics #this is my revenge bedtime

[genderqueerboy]

imagine how easy life would be if I actually got tired at the time you're meant to get tired and not all the other times.

#took a nap earlier this evening bc I felt like SHIT #and whaddya know it helped immensely #but now it's five am and I have been on the internets all night #like why was I literally so exhausted earlier like to the point where I didn't even have energy to scroll through social media. and then no #there's no possible way I can go to sleep #and like it's not entirely that I took a nap bc its like this Every Day #ppl who get tired at night genuinely don't know how easy they have it #and I'm allowed to say that bc I had a phase of half a year where that happened to me #ante's antics

[angelicdanvers]

THE CLEARING | luke castellan.

pairing: luke castellan x fem!reader prompt: “i could admire you all day.” by @normal-internet-user

summary: a sweet moment in the clearing of pearls. takes place before tlt. wc: 1.2k

a/n: i'm back in my luke castellan phase and this time, unapologetically :') ik ik, he's the enemy. totally :D i haven't written in so long, i really hope you guys enjoy this! i eventually will make a collection of these on my wattpad (of the same username). have a great day/night! <3

camp half-blood was just as rhythmic as any other day. the campers were up and running, tending to chores or activities, chiron was introducing some new campers, mr. d had his legs hitched up on the table and was slumbering.

and yet — somehow — something still felt off to y/n. she couldn’t put her finger on it. for a child of ares, she was undeniably observant of her surroundings, ready to feed a punch, but she didn’t see nor feel anyone around. 

often times, she realized it was her subconscious warning her of her siblings’ antics. despite coming off as a cold hearted bitch, y/n was quite the opposite and everyone in camp knew. whether they experienced her dual sidedness face to face, they heard of it and believed it. it wasn’t common for all the ares children, even clarisse, to like one person, sibling, mutually. yet y/n was that sibling.

she didn’t mind it. the eighteen year old was one of the oldest and made it her duty to keep everyone in check, even if that meant going against her easy way out — anger. her siblings often appreciated that despite not showing it, but sometimes clarisse had a lot to say.

this definitely wasn’t one of those times, though.

clarisse had just come by and helped y/n braid two of their younger sisters’ hair, the two chatting normally and without any apparent trouble.

then what in the world kept nagging her?

she kept sensing an odd aura around camp. maybe it was the gods’ doing. maybe.

sighing, she sat on the cabin floor, watching as the last of her brothers walked out. she began tying her laces, fixing the tongue on her boots. her instincts picked up as she heard soft crunches from the side of the cabin. grabbing her sword, she walked out diligently, observing the area around her and positioning the sword towards the crunches. she carefully examined the reflection, absolutely no sight of anyone. stiff, she shrugged off her unease, heading down the paths and to her clearing.

the clearing had a waterfall cascading at the heart, a sparkling little pool in the centre. for nine in the morning, the earth was still dewy and the crisp scent of the woodlands surrounded her senses.

inhaling deeply, y/n stepped towards her favourite boulder and slid her shirt off. one by one, she stripped down until she was in her bikini, and fixed her locks to be appropriate for swimming. once ready, she slowly dipped her foot in, the coolness of the water pulsing through her body and sending a jolt within her. 

a mere moment later, y/n was wading in the water, beginning to take laps around the pool. she always had a surge of energy in water that always made her wonder if she was actually poseidon’s daughter — of course, she wasn’t, but maybe she had to thank him for her love of water. maybe. maybe it was just her and the gods really didn't impact her.

submerging underneath, the girl opened her eyes and scanned the bottom. on her lucky days, she’d find little pearls the nymphs would leave behind. she'd have to personally thank them one day. her growing collection was all towards making special beads for campers who’d been there for a significant amount of time, symbolizing their individuality. she was thinking of giving annabeth and luke one to add to their necklaces before all else.

squinting, y/n saw a shimmering area in the corner. charging towards it, she picked it up and examined it with her hands; the water was getting rather hazy. these pearls were heavier, and with more texture than she’d ever felt.

smiling to herself, she carefully held it within her palms, swimming further up and merging out of water. she felt the sun shining on her, and she braced for the sudden light adjustment.

and then the sun was gone.

her brows furrowed, and y/n cracked open an eye, glancing towards where she felt the sun mere moments ago. instead of trees and simple clouds, she saw a lean figure wearing an orange shirt and khaki cargos, arms folded across their chest. she knew those arms.

“gods, what are you doing here?” y/n questioned, slightly lowering herself into the water and staring at the male before her.

he stifled a chuckle, his signature smirk playing on his lips. “what? can’t a guy be with his girlfriend?”

“luke,” she warned, “didn’t we agree to not be around each other unless we actually had a plan to sneak off?”

the curly haired boy shrugged. “like that’ll stop me.”

“luke, c’mon. if anything, we can’t have anyone find out like this.”

he shook his head, “they won’t know a thing.” he nodded towards annabeth’s cap. 

y/n had to admit, his desperation to be with her in any way was the most adorable and hot thing she’d ever witnessed. “did you at least ask her for it?”

“yes ma’am.”

y/n smiled toothily, wading towards the edge and climbing out. luke watched her every move, enthralled by her beauty. he wasn’t sure how he even convinced her to go on that first date, considering she had a knee on his chest and a sword to his neck. too bad he’s the best swordsman and pinned her down next. 

how could she say no after that?

she found him quite intriguing as well.

luke followed his girl as she went over to the boulder, grabbing her towel and gently drying herself off. he headed up behind her, taking the towel from her arms and drying her back off for her. 

“that still hasn’t healed,” he noted, tracing the scar on her shoulder blade. y/n’s body melted at his touch, and the chills she felt were replaced with flames. 

“yeah,” she whispered as luke softly turned her around, wrapping the towel around her body. he brought her body closer to his, putting his index to her chin and tilting her head up.

“you know, i could admire you all day.”

“and why is that?”

he laughed, “with that sexy soul and sweet hobby of collecting pearls, how could i not?”

y/n felt her cheeks grow hot, a soft grin making its way to her face. “i could say the same, pretty boy.”

"who are you giving those pearls to?"

"if i said who, wouldn't the surprise be ruined?" she quirked, tilting her head to the side a little. "eh, word on the street keeps mentioning the best swordsman."

luke smirked, satisfied with her answer, his black hair gleaming in the sly sunlight. y/n cupped the left side of his face, tracing her fingers on the scar to his right. their eyes couldn’t leave one another’s, an enigmatic energy floating amongst them.

“i want to kiss you,” luke’s voice was lower than before, his grip tightening around her waist.

“do it,” y/n mustered up, fluster traversing through every bone in her body. 

without second thought, luke pressed the girl against his body, capturing her lips. y/n’s fingers trailed to his hair, tugging at the curls as their lips intwined passionately.

the teenagers yearned for each other, their love enveloping around them as they remained  in their locked position. luke’s lips were as light as a feather but had a hold on y/n that she was sure no other could.

breathless, the two pulled away for a moment before luke pulled her in again for a quick, feverish kiss. “i love you,” he rasped, staring deep into her riveting eyes.

“i love you, luke.”

their admiration could only grow from there. 

or so they thought.

#luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan x y/n #charlie bushnell #luke castellan oneshot #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjotv #percy jackson x reader #pjo x reader #pjo x y/n #charlie bushnell x reader

[res--publica]

Bona tarda!

Pregunta, algú d'aquí ha unit els seus cognoms mitjançant un guió?

O sigui, que hagi anat al registre civil i legalment ho tingui canviat?

#jo #volia demanar cita al registre civil pq no veig per internet el cas d'unir per guió #veig si vols posar de o i entre els cognoms #i hi ha casos però que són antics ja que la llei es va canviar el 2021 #per si sabeu algo