#it aint good lads

[bardicious]

Me, reading any comic book character's biography:

#marvel #dc comics #it aint good lads #its like ah yes okay okay makes sense #oh time traveling.... sure #oh... clones.... god like figure you don't say? #how is it that all the crazy shit just be happening to all the characters #like damn #like I like moira's ability #but actually looking at the dumbass lives is too much #it sucks #and mr sinister is connected to apocalypse? who I already hate as a xmen movie concept? oof

[muffinthestud]

you can tell my mental health is taking a turn when I put on rev watching Homestuck from the beginning again

#dont get me wrong i love rev! #go watch revscarecrow dude is cool #but its moreso the homestuck + streamer livereading it thats the sign #it aint good lads

[taichouu]

Made it to the end of my journey, after approximately 26 hours of travel solo nonstop. All I have to say is: fuck my joints hurt .

#tai talks #i aint a youthful lad anymore my body stiffens when i sit for long periods of time now #FEELS SO GOOD TO BE IN BED ... #i start my new life tomorrow <:) feels a bit unreal. #i miss my boy so bad but its nice to see my kitty again :-) <33

[ophexis]

trying not to think too hard about how quickly a certain art site that shall not be named went downhill the second they started doing their opt-in/out bullshit

#ive got a baaaad feeling about this.mp3 #anyway i dk man idk. idk what im gonna do about my art blog aside from sitting tight and observing #i havent been able to draw regularly for another chunk of months and its pretty fuckin hard to feel motivated to lmao #idk im gonna be observing but im not feeling good about the state of the internet #just when i started my swtor blog and spent hours on a new character page lmaoo this is not gonna help me finish it #opt-in by default is bullshit and ppl gave a whole lot of shit to dA for pulling that shit and they changed to opt-out by default BUT #but even with that deviantart went to shit SO bad. so im not feeling good about it lads #i ougtha try and see what i can do with that neocities account i made but. yknow. #i nuked my dA account! Lost every comment anyone ever posted on my art over all those formative years! aint that great :''') #and some tags on tumblr are already ruined like the diorama tag? ruined. im depressed #anyway that staff statement is spineless and an omen

[thewilddoghaunts]

I managed to boot Blitzø's depressed ass out of the front and I cleaned his living room AND his car!

#Fizzarolli #he aint doing so good lads #im gonna help him out

[chuuyanakaahara]

mm. bought groceries. the $137 in my bank account did not like that.

#feeling many anxiety on money today lads! i have stuff i need to pay! this aint good! #cherri.txt

[floofz]

so like playing yakuza 7 and sharing the funniest moments w my friends as usual and

this one made me laugh so hard i

#SFDNDSNJKSDJKSJDNSFSJKSDJKF #yakuza #yakuza: like a dragon #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza: lad #lad #rgg #talks #maybe its so funny bc im drunk rn but NDSFNJSDJJSJD #han joongi taking a selfie: havin a good one downtown! #zhao: ichibian is literally fighting for his life #joongi: this aint abt him

[mikkouille]

I know it makes sense cuz duh, twitter's in the name, but boysplanet-twitter really is the place where taste dies

#🧍yall cmon.... #and theyre so Shady for WHAT. girlies will side eye an imaginary lad for supporting a Dozen while having one in their pfp‼️ #makes me spite vote for their most hated contestants fr #'u guys r voting for x UNDESERVING guy when MY one should have UR vote he DESERVES IT' well fuck you lol im voting daeul again‼️‼️ #'we HAVE to make this final lineup GOOD' we have to make it suck itd be funnier #lets all vote for the shit guys tje look on mnet's face will be priceless #then its my fault for even going to twitter but i didnt chose to see boy planet content there the alg just puts it under my eyes cyz #i made the mistake of joining ppl who were once bitching abt the girls who r so vocal about how chiu n my klorbo are alledged lookalikes #not theyre NAWT lmao‼️ #coming in like 'i agree they dont look alike' setting myself up to seeing the WORST takes ever formulated later #anyway daeul sweep #also its very clear that despite whzt their self righteous words say in opposing themselves against the 'ur just voting for visual' #they r HELLA basing their standard on it too #cuz like im a junhyeoner but he did NOT do well on the K vs G stage lmao #'their stage was ok' it was NAWT n i can say in unbiased words cuz half the team there is my top9s fjdjsjsjsjdjdj #i was gritting my teeths bro 'haha its not. so. so bad haha' < with tears in my eyes #but theyre collectively good looking aint they 🤨 weird‼️ #just like how they'll last five seconds hating on jay before calling him ugly lmao u guys are TRANSPARENT #they can hate on him all tbey want doesnt change that he's The vocalist of the season oh well

[thestormthatrises]

If David Jenkins thinks he's gonna get away with giving me everything I ever wanted and NOT keep giving it to me in a third season, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,

#ofmd spoilers #calipso aint got shit on me #David Jenkins #sobbing on the floor right now #my babes #my sweet gays #my poly pockets #my good time lads #WHERE'S MY SEASON 3??? #ofmd

[k00kiecrumbler]

☆ RT-tober Day 11 and 12 ☆

no. 95: man in the yellow hat! rt [ hmm monke :) ]

no. 104: rat! rt(s) [ my greatest weakness, animals]

#rtcu #this prompt is a bit stale but i did try spice it up with some goofy bits and hatchcrossing... #also im feeling shitty today so if i sound a bit aggravated. you guys have the basic knowledge of why my words sounds mean #kinda want this week to end so i can celebrate in peace next week. maybe i read some more of the corpse bride au- #-it pretty good. and maybe some op too. weeb moment #rt-tober #yea. i definitely aint feel it today. gosh shitty ass day...sorry lads

[abba-enthusiast]

μισέω ταύτην εἰκόνα ὅτι ἕκαστοι βλέπουσι ζαϊνον καίπερ μόνον Λιαμ βλέποντα

μόνον ἔχει δύο ὀφθαλμούς

#this counts as studying right? right?? #also idk if i need to use the dual for eyes? or genitive? like two of the eyes? #very proud of myself that i remembered that εἰκών is feminine :) #apart from that... it aint looking too good lads i'm not gonna lie

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DRAW HIM WHY IS IT SUCH A GODDAMN ORDEAL EVERY TIME FOR FUCKS SAKE

#smol has a vent #hahaha guess who im attempting to fucking draw again :) youll never fucking guess :) #ive sketched him many times and i can NEVER make an ACTUAL FULL PIECE cause i dont FUCKING KNOW HOW TO DRAW HIM!!!!!! #i want to put my own spin/style obvs but i want him to look as canon as possible but i also want him to look good #it'd help if i could fucking draw legs. need to make that bitch skinnier #i just always draw legs too long or thick!! and i STILL dont know how long torsos should be!!! #'wait smol arent u like an artist. aint that like ur one marketable skill' why yes it is!!! #and you know what? im damn good at it!!! im damn good at following refs and drawing people's OCs!!! #but drawing my fictional faves??? NOPE!!! SORRY LADS NOT TODAY!!!! #it is...so fucking difficult wanting to draw ur faves cause they genuinely make us so happy #but the first attempt is always guarunteed to upset me cause I CANT FIGURE THE FUCKIN SHAPES OUT #AND I STILL CANT WRITE 'GAURUNTEED' RIGHT ON THE FIRST GO #i peaked with that 80s Goromi piece. ive not drawn her anywhere near as beautiful since

[perfectly-clear-from-here]

could we take a moment to appreciate my favourite tags out of context (all to do with milex cause guys. its me.)

(please feel free to reblog with your own ahh!!)

#god theyre so cute i feel sick #just snog already ffs #the miracle aligner music video changed my brain chemistry #please come home the kids miss you #personal vendetta with the camera man who cuts away while this is still going on #i dont envy anyone who has to interview these lads #miles miles miles fucking kane #feel like im interrupting something #dont understand how alex didnt just faint from the way miles looks at him in the 5th gif #whats going on here #miles looks like hes about to snog him senseless stop #miles in a kimono is my religion #at this point my tags are just questions that need to be answered #very good question miles #first time i watched the miracle aligner mv i genuinely thought they were about to snog #that clip is on constant rotation in my mind #the giggle on last resort is taking me out #convinced every single death ramps performance was followed with mindblowing sex and no one can change my mind #very subtle alex #you aint fooling anyone boys #how do they not just give in and snog? #i saw a post about how his outfits got more wild as the tour went on and honestly i blame the sex #miles is pure blowing their cover #not the only thing hes blowing by the sounds of it. #THANKYOU FOR LISTENING AHHH #milex

[yesterdaysnewts]

my school have turned off all the news and staff have been told to not let us look at the Brianna Ghey trial, really fucking shit how they refuse to acknowledge it

#for context i go to the same school the lad arrested went to #and the one the girl used to go to #so like were really fucking involved #but yeah school just aint acknowledging it and it is starting to get on mine and other peoples nerves #i get its probably cos of like legal reasons cos were not supposed to know who the two arrested are #but like its just feels a good bit disrespectful #owen rambles

[riotlain]

Slashers' Werewolf S/o

school is crazy

BACK TO MY LONG POSTS

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Poly Ghostface

Along with the various Ghostface killings theres been another bit of murder

"Animal attacks" the news said

You just avoided the news because of it before yall dated

After a while of dating you told them about the whole werewolf situation

They didnt believe til they saw it

You were quite docile with them

They gave you the nickname, Wolfy

Mainly Stu uses it but yknow Billy does too sometimes to tease you

Youre surprisingly docile while in wolf form

Well around them atleast

You mainly just follow them around which leads to you being apart of the whole Ghostface thing

Billy hates the fur so much. Stu doesnt mind it though

Yes theres dog toys in Stu's house for you

It surprisingly works

Stu's parents aint home often but whenever they are and you're transformed they hide you in his closet or bathroom

Billy gives good massages if you complain enough about the after pain of shifting and all that

Michael Myers

Yall were in the penitentiary for... different reasons

You both escaped at different times and eventually you ended up a tattered mess infront of Michael's lil house place

He wouldve killed you if he didnt see you turn from a werewolf thing to a human

Hey he recognized you! You were that patient who escaped a bit after him!!

Michael doesnt know how to feel about the werewolf thing

Yea youre enjoyable when youre a human but as a dog thing?? He usually jusy puts you outside

One of these times though you got hurt and he stopped doing it💀

Carries you around in both forms. Very strong man

Hates the fur hates the fur

*sprays water at you to get off the couch*

Jason Voorhees

Jason was never allowed any pets as a kid

Not saying your his pet but in your wolf form he treats you just like a dog

Yall definitely wrestle. HES A STRONG LAD HE CAN TAKE IT

He wont make you hunt trespassers or anything if you dont want to (Depending on how well you can control yourself when turned💀)

Gives the best massages when youre sore from shifting hes so gentle with it🫶🫶

Will hold you like a baby

You hurt him on accident once and never lived it down😭😭

Your fur feels nice to him

Will steal a brush from a trespasser to brush you out

Will lose his shit if you accidentally walk into a trap

Vincent Sinclair

Youre used to waking up in random places. Ambrose was the place this time

Vincent saw you turn from wolf to human and wanted to keep you around

HE THINKS ITS SO COOL OK

He wants you to be a model for him but thats near impossible bc you never sit still

Please dont eat the wax statues😭

You arent allowed in his work room when transformed. Youre usually outside tho when you are so it dont matter too much

So you hang around Lester and Josie on those nights

Or he calms you down to where you sleep

Likes laying on your fur

Hates the slobber hates the slobber

Has many drawings of you🫶

Bo Sinclair

Acts like he hates that you transform

But he loves it and gives you so much affection in wolf form (you remember it all but dont tell him)

He hates the fur as well

"QUIT CHEWIN' ON MY HAT Y/N!"

Theres a dog bed in his garage

Like yea you always curl up next to him but still its there for you

Would prefer if you hunted some runaway victims but yknow you dont gotta

Will fold if you did puppy eyes at him

Lester Sinclair

Loves you so much

You're Jonsie's bestie

Mainly feeds you roadkill to keep you away from eating the wax statues😭

talks about you so much to his brothers

Youre great for collecting roadkill but you scare the travelers alot

Treats you like a big dog but knows your boundaries

Def gave you the nickname Puppy

Learned how to make tea to soothe you after you turn back

Bubba Sawyer

YOURE A WHAT??? HOW THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN TEXAS

You woke up in a basement with blood in and around your mouth and a large man infront of you in an apron or something in fear

Bubba (and nubbins) had to convince Hoyt to keep you

Loves your abilities so much

Nubbins or Choptop usually try to rough house with you

You shed so much especially since its FUCKING TEXAS

Hoyt literally hates it so much

"GODDAMNIT THERES FUR ON MY SHIRT!!"

Gnaw on the bones of victims why dont you

Hoyt calls you mutt sorry😭

Bubba loves your fur

Just loves to ruffle it

Thinks your sharp teeth are really cool

Does not know what to do when youre in pain or sore from shifting back

Thinks your dying ngl and panics so much

He eventually understands youre sore and tried to give you massages

Thomas Hewitt

Near same thing to Bubba. HOW THE HELL DID YOU END UP IN TEXAS

Never allowed pets as a kid so when you just lay on his lap as a wolf he loves it so much

Doesnt mind the fur too much

Just tries to keep it away from the food

Monty has locked you outside in your wolf form multiple times and Tommy boy literally loses his shit

Monty is a hater

Luda may loves you though

Finds petting you therapeutic

Doesnt mind the slobber or anything

Gives you limbs of victims sometimes to gnaw on

Billy Lenz

Been literally stalking in your house for a while so he knows

His calls have more dog jokes in them calling you Puppy/doggy instead of piggy

Has barked at you

You kinda knew he was up there after the second time you shifted and heard him being... well him

You intimidate him so much hes so inlove with you

Smells your fur like alot

Theres saliva in your fur and a good amount is from him💀💀

You bit him once so he bit you back

Grabs your tail and ears alot to be annoying

Brahms Heelshire

Was also never allowed pets as a kid

Is scared at first. He knows werewolves as scary monsters that eat people! You wouldnt eat him right??

Eventually gets used to it

Cuddles his head against your chest

Your fur feels so nice to him

Ngl he just treats you like a dog?? Like how he treats the rats ngl

He'll give you food and then gently pat your head

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

Jesse didnt believe in that stuff until you

Dont lick him on the head omfg💀💀

You shifted at work once and it scared everyone

Bro was just like "Aww my boyfriend🥰🥰"

Will trim your nails. Even if youre trying to go against it hes going to trim them

Enjoys brushing your fur

Preston hates how you always end up growling at him when hes around

It makes him look bad infront of his boss😭😭 (good)

Thinks youre an angel compared to him. Youre literally throwing bodies around and mauling them?? Nuh uh

You cant get him with puppy eyes no you cant (Yea... you kinda can)

Also sprays water at you sometimes

You have your own collar

Asa Emory/The Collector

Youre basically his pet so like yea you have a collar

Spooked him when you first turned like what?? people dont usually do that???

Hates the dog hair so much like omfg

Youre a guard dog now

Your job is to chase down any victim on full moons

Studies you

Watches you transform and takes notes

Has a notebook just about you

Asks you alot of questions before and after shifting

After his lil studies he will give you massages and somewhat pamper you ig

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[desmond69miles]

auahaagg i saw you write for big mouth and i’m here now to give you a request…

if you write nsfw for big mouth, could you do nsfw headcanons of judd being a hard dom with a sub/fem!reader?

thank you in advance!

im gonna do sex on a laddyyyy and the ladys gonna do sex on meeee

hello anon! thank you for a big mouth request <33 and the first one for BM too! if you want to request anything from BM, I only write smut for characters above 18, so I will not write anything NSFW for andrew, nick, or any other characters.

I also find this funny because I wrote this while my health science teacher was talking about sex haha

warnings: nsfw headcanons (ofc), knife play, this is not vanilla, HOLY SHIT I SPELT VINALLA RIGHT, hate fuck??, d/s, fem! reader, CNC.

by clicking read more you consent to anything and everything in the warnings

-judd would not be a virgin. he 100% lost his virginity right out the womb HHAHA. but saying he’s not a virgin would make him a cherry popper, change my mind. i know for a fact this man has a weird obsession with taking your virginity and making sure he’s the only one who does. 

-omg would fuck you in his t-shirt because he hates when you wear it.

-hard. core. kinks. does smoking count? because you guys will get high and/or smoke while having sex, preferably, while your on your knees and hands while he gently (or not so gently) pushes into your warm cunt. knife play, breath play, iceplay, bondage, CNC. nothing is better to him than having a hand around your neck while he presses a knife to your stomach, gently tracing circles with the tip of the knife; or playing around with some CNC. judd is dark, and I mean d-a-r-k. he probably enjoys a fantasy of drugging your drink/food, watching you fall unconscious next to him, Judd then tying you up on his bed and cutting your clothes off and watching you until you wake up. (with consent, that's the whole idea of CNC)

-face fucking!!!! he’ll have you on your knees, or your head hanging off the back of his bed while he fucks your mouth. he would keep going until your face and throat are numb, fingernails causing little crescents in his hips. he much prefers to receive rather than give, but he’s not opposed to doing 69, or going down on you if you asked nice enough. (aka begged until you were thoroughly embarrassed with yourself.)

-did judd have a bad day? is judd jealous? did you do something to piss him off? he’s 100% a hard dom and would slap you around/manhandle you during sex.

- early morning quickies before your job in the back of his van. (let's be honest, if your dating judd, your probably skipping school.) saying you were on birth control, he’d probably cum inside and make you sit in it for the rest of the day. (please don’t do this tinkle after you sex)

-don’t try to dom him, it aint gonna work. it’ll be a cold day in hell before judd birch becomes a sub. and, no pegging. sorry my ladies and lads.

-OK OK he’ll throw around orders without too much care, telling you exactly how he wants his dick sucked, to speed up or slow down, to get on his lap. and he’s so blunt about it too, like he’s been doing it since he was three. 

-low/deep groans. those sounds can turn blake Sheldon gay. 

-his degradation skills are dangerous. it’s pretty rare, but sometimes he’ll throw i a small praise at the end of a degradation sentence. “your such a slut, whining from something so little? my good little whore.” D56FYG7UHIJ

-his favorite is when he can make you cry from pleasure. that's when he knows he did a good job, that and when you can’t walk the next day. 

-SADISM. he’s such a big sadist, and you better be a masochist. he loves, loves LOVES to scratch/bite, or slap you. he also finds it accomplishing when you leave scratch marks down his back. it lowkey freaked diane out when she saw all the marks and bruises, but understood it was just rough play once she saw the same marks on judd. 

-also big on somnophilia? something about watching you sleep so peacefully stirs his dick. maybe its the fact your so helpless? he just loves watching your sleepy breath pick up as he runs his fingers over your folds. 

-and then to wrap things up, his aftercare game is ass. most he’ll do is throw his shirt at you and then watch a movie with you. sometimes he’ll shower with you, but then it turns to shower sex. haha.

PLEASE send more bm requests I love writing for it

vergilsladyfriend 2022. do not repost without permission. reblogs are appreciated!

#judd birch x reader #judd birch smut #judd birch #big mouth smut #big mouth x reader #smut