#it's such a dumb commercial

[londonknights]

anytime this video comes on CBC it's like a toddler sensory video i have to drop everything to watch

#my thoughts #mitch marner #toronto maple leafs #it's such a dumb commercial #i love him so much though #Youtube

[kitnita]

★ — jake oettinger in phenomenotter from baylor, scott, & white health; february 22, 2024

"when jake oettinger unleashes his power, he becomes ... "

#stars lb #hockey #stars #dallas stars #jake oettinger #this is what Fixes Him i just know it #he NEEDS to be the focus of dumb commercials sponsored by a healthcare systems ......... it's where he gets his power ................

[skyward-floored]

The next thing I see that calls a four-person family “large” is tasting my blade

#dumb commercial HMPH #I go to their dumb tv studio with my family and the sheer number of kids makes their heads explode #rambles from the floor #this is a joke but come ON #four people is not large shut up #you have to have at least four KIDS for me to even CONSIDER you large

[glovehearts]

if nothing else got me at least the auston matthews ubereats commercial got me

#leafs lb #i could write an essay about how using the song in the commercial shows how more relaxed and goofy he’s got #and how it’s so nice to have watched him become more and more comfortable with being himself #I KNOW IT’S JUST A DUMB COMMERCIAL BUT ALSO IT SAYS A LOT

[ace-and-ranty]

I gained some weight over the pandemic. As a result, I lost most of my wardrobe. Being a Body Positive Girlie(TM), I thought, Well, that's fine, I will save some money and do a big shopping trip and redo my wardrobe!

I just came back from the first attempted shopping trip and I couldn't find one plus-size tank top I liked.

Knowing the issue is the fashion industry, and not my body, isn't helping much right now

#it was just... I can't walk very long on account of my flat feet #and I went to a big commercial center in a big town #there were clothing stores everywhere you looked #but it felt like I had to swim in the enormous sea of clothing to get to tiny islands of plus-size stores #none of which had SIMPLE TANK TOPS #I found TWO stores that sold SIMPLE. TANK. TOPS. #and both of them had collars up to the neck which #it just baffles me? how can your default plus-size clothing be so high-collared? #you know what that DOES to big boobs? it is NOT flattering. #plus I got ignored and just given 'dunno' flat stares a buncha times when I asked for directions #which is pretty normal in a big busy commerce center #but I already felt so bad because nothing seemed to cater to me #and so much shit was closed? IT WAS 3PM ON A FRIDAY WHY WAS SO MUCH SHIT CLOSED?? #at some point it just felt like 'Ugh nobody WANTS you here you dumb idiot GO HOME' #I'll be all right. I'll try a smaller commerce center close to home that I know well. #and online shopping if all else fails #but right now I feel incredibly shitty.

[smolsleepyfox]

I know like conceptually planes are awesome because hey we managed to lift this gigantic heavy object into the sky? With people in it?

But sorry not sorry, as a mode of transport trains are just superior. Better for environment AND you don't feel like you're in a tin can. You can get up! Take a little walk! Look at the landscape!

I'll pick the train every time if it's even remotely viable.

#which is why we need more affordable trains. how can a train trip be twice as expensive as a flight ticket?? that's dumb #foxy speaks #i don't want to fly commercial. airports suck and planes are a sensory nightmare

[magnetic-dogz]

Everybody always talks about physical traits among other genetic stuff that you inherit from your parents but I never see people really mention the weird habits and quirks that you pick up from them. Reblog and put in the tags a niche interest, habit, or funny quirk that you picked up from one of your parents, I'm so curious :0

(and don't feel obligated to reblog if you have really negative relationships with your parents! this post is meant to be for fun, not to bring up any trauma)

#cookie.txt #me i picked up my dad's habit of analyzing and loudly criticizing commercials on TV #my dad used to work in broadcasting - a job that required him pay attention to commercials - so he can't tune them out #and he developed a habit of pointing out commercials and mocking them while watching TV #and saying what does and doesn't work about them #and how good they were about actually advertising the thing they're advertising #which i picked up. and now he and i like. critically analyze and pick apart advertisements together #father and daughter bonding over talking about how dumb and weirdly misogynistic the anna invisalign commercial is

[thresholdbb]

Would Ferengi headphones be a thing?

#like oo-mox clearly is appropriate for doing in (at least semi)public places #would sound waves have the same effect? #would over ear headphones cover their entire heads? #would they just have massive earbuds? #there has to be some sort of market for them #we know nothing (afaik) about ferengi music #just trying to piece it together and getting nowhere #just sitting here like what would they be like??? #though everyone seems to use voice interface with ZERO REGARD for anyone hearing what they’re doing so idk #yes this is partially because of that dumb jbl commercial

[zibanejad]

“Countdown to Yankees Baseball: 2 Days. Be there to witness some quality framing”

#new york yankees #gerrit cole #jose trevino #dumb commercials are back 🙏

[whatsabriard]

Hart to Hart 7 - Harts in High Season

Jennifer: I realize that it is not your favorite thing to sit through six hours of Wagner. So have I thanked you enough for getting the opera tickets? Jonathan: Oh, yes. Jennifer: Have I? Jonathan: Yeah. Jennifer: Are you sure? Jonathan: Uh huh. And I never get tired of the way you show your appreciation. Jennifer: How do I do that? Jonathan: Uh huh.

#hart to hart #jennifer hart #jonathan hart #harts in high season #it's a long flight to Sydney #she showed her appreciation several times #the benefits of a private jet #I can't believe they flew commercial for six movies #how dumb #yeah yeah yeah delta sponsor blah blah blah

[13eyond13]

How would light react to a flustered or blushing L and vice versa

It probably depends on the situation and what L is being flustered about! But since Light is normally intent on finding some sort of emotional tells or "weak spots" in L, and if L was blushing because of Light's actions, then he'd probably be feeling smug about it and thinking something like:

"Heh, he's blushing. You can pretend to be unbothered all you want, Ryuzaki, but I know the REAL truth. I definitely have to keep doing (whatever he's doing to make L blush)."

BUT! If Light saw L blushing about something he found a bit lame to be blushing about and/or that has nothing to do with him (like Misa flirting with him), I think he'd find that kind of disappointing, or maybe even get a bit irritable and jealous about it (not that he'd likely recognize it as jealousy, he'd just be like: "Hmph, seriously? I expected L to be above being affected by such shallow/stupid things").

#like you know in the anime-only scene where Ls getting frustrated over that misa commercial #and Light's like 😪 its over now you can stop #i feel thats a pretty accurate take on light not enjoying L being bothered by something other than himself #or something he finds dumb / can't relate to #light yagami #l lawliet #headcanon #ask #anon #p

[coulsonlives]

Did anyone else find the amount of pop culture/branding references in tmntmm jarring?

#it felt like the 'hello fellow kids' meme idk #there were references to: avengers endgame ~ attack on titan ~ tiktok ~ forza horizon ~ ratatouille ~ godzilla ~ mark ruffalo #and mike even twerked lol #*flashbacks to 2014 disaster* #it was weird to see so many commercial references and i don't even like some of those properties so it tainted the movie #why couldn't it just. not do that? it kinda felt like the screenwriters were fifteen y/o themselves and just super into consumerism #and it took away from the escapism aspect of the movie which is why people watch a dang movie about mutant turtles in the first place #that said i liked how they were actually dumb teenagers lol i feel like they were too old in many of the older releases #tmnt mm #tmnt mutant mayhem

[vonlipvig]

no but the way that m3gan starts with that fake furby commercial that throws you off for a couple seconds until you understand that yes the movie has begun is truly the moment where i went oh i'm about to watch something fun

#that was so bizarre because it could not have been an actual commercial because we're in a spanish speaking country #but STILL i was like HUH and then OH it was so dumb i loved it #m3gan

[mabelsguidetolife]

tumblr users are all “i love feral women!!!!” and then this happens

you are all fandom trash

#she’s been played by so many famous actresses too #vivian leigh……. gillian anderson……. #JESSICA LANGE!!!! #ANN-MARGRET!!!! #it’s a role that requires a lot of chops and a lot of emotional recall #she’s got more baggage than a commercial airliner #it’s especially difficult for a more naïve person to play her because she’s naïve in some ways but not dumb #just traumatized and delusional and desperate for love #or for any attention at all really #she feels broken and she knows other people see her that way #but she overcompensates by pretending to live her old live in the affluent belle reve with her husband and money #and literally scalds herself in the bath as light self-harm despite new orleans being hot and humid as hell all the time

[thefakerachelray]

Hey, advertisers? I don’t want the option to “choose my ad experience” unless “no ad” is one of the choices.

#I’ve been seeing those more lately and it’s like #if you’re already putting buttons onscreen just make one of them a skip ad button #I don’t want to watch EITHER of your dumb commercials

[it-is-i-zim]

Captain Boomerang Mugshots because these are pictures in my phone that I keep forgetting to post

#And because I feel sad and dumb now #Owen gets everything anymore... :( #He's not even Captain Boomerang in the comics now and he gets to be in shows and shit #The one live action show appearance Digger got was so fucking bs #All his current comic appearances are BS too #Like... Yay... He showed up on one page all the way in the background on a computer screen and it was just his head/s #Yay... Wally's daughter Irey vaguely mentions him in passing/s #Yay... There's a statue of him in the Flash Museum.../s #Yay... It's another statue of him in the Flash Museum.../s #Just what I was looking for... An actor in a commercial playing him. That's exactly what I was looking for/s #captain boomerang #george harkness #digger harkness #This man deserves so much love and does get any in or out of canon anymore #Like... I'm one of 3 people giving this man love/hj #Sure he gets to be in the upcoming game but like... Nobody has anything good to say about the game #It's all whine whine whine complain complain complain #The one thing he'll actually get to be in and he'll be physically in and everyone wants it to fail it seems #And why? Because of some cosmetic only battle pass??? #Like... Nobody cares man. #It doesn't affect gameplay #And there's going to be a free tier anyway so why tf do you care #And boomerangs aren't going to be his main weapon in the game :( #And if you want to complain about my stupid fucking tags #Shut the fuck up and just block me #It's my blog and I'm allowed to vent in the tags if I want to #It's not like anyone's going to even like this post anyway otherwise than like... The 2 other og Boomerang fans #And even then there's a chance they won't like it