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ossseous · 1 year
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Watching the newest adaptation of lady Chatterley's lover like
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celestie0 · 2 months
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sometimes i think ab how gojo canonically has rly gorgeous flawless beautiful porcelain skin even though he doesn’t have a skincare routine or anything and that kinda drives me fkn nuts🧍🏻‍♀️why is that so hot………i’m gonna go sit in my cageee!!!!!
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notmoreflippingelves · 4 months
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Is is just me or is S11 the hottest Flambeau has ever been?
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boxwinebaddie · 6 months
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house in nebraska by ethel cain reminds me so much of rm kyle you should really listen if you never have its so beautiful
okay, okay, OKAY! so i just listened to it and oh my god....i have Chills. that is like...the exact vibe of rm, i am shaking in my boots, ommmg!!!
i know i make a lot of jokes about it being a 'I Got Sold To One Direction' cringe y/n wattpad fanfiction, but i think ( other than the writing i hope ), the thing that keeps it from being purely that is the eeire, uncomfortable, gritty noire mystery vibe of rm? that takes what would just be a racy rockstar romcom type fanfiction and almost makes it more of a horror, mystery psychological darkcom romance? if that makes sense...salkdhslda
ok the rest of this is under the cut because i got really insane about jersey kyle's characteration so if you want that you can hang out under the cut, if not...you are free, fly away, birdie, be free! hdlksa
i was actually talking to rile pile earlier ( hi riley :* ) about how much i love rm!jersey kyle because he's kyle...but Haunted. like a really fucked, grown up, twisted, version of kyle which i love tbh.
and whereas y/ns are imfamous for being really annoying ( and jersey is really annoying ) i think that the reason main characters often suck is because they are...too perfect or mary sues or whatever...and jersey is just...sooooo flawed. hes like a total fucking basket case. he’s my favorite sarcastic neurotic boy narrator omg.
i really just like his whole dark academic sinister poised ethereally beautiful ice prince stature, like the fact that hes so polished outside bc hes so unpolished inside, that he acts detached and evil, but like...takes curb inside everyday, raised ike, takes care of all his friends, wears stans jacket everywhere, still loves him.
like rm jersey, on the outside is like a type a fucking villian, and he's actually a sentimental sensitive really broken person....? and i love him? also just the fact that people treat him like hes fucking insane and he thinks hes insane bc everyone tells him hes insane when hes right??? like stan is fucking alive???? and everyones like here take ur 16 medications and go night-night kyle its all better now :) AAAA
but yeah...that song is so :((((( its so kyle under the mapletree, getting drunk, writing his daily letter to stan, wishing he was kissing him instead of missing him...i fucking hate my life.
i mentioned it in rm5 a little in the ike conversation, but everyone gets to go home for spring/winter/summer break, holidays, etc. but marj and kyle always, always, ALWAYS have to stay behind because marjs parents disowned her like, like she either reverts to her deadname and complies or she is dead to them.
and kyle just...he seriously like has a psychotic break every time he's back in south park because it retraumatizes him about stans death. plus everyone refuses to talk about stan and if they do he gets deadnamed AAAA. all kyles family members have to tiptoe around his mental illness and treat him like hes gonna blow a fuse and are like so is the treatement working are you taking your meds, or its gerald mad at him for not being Normal and embarrassing them AAAA
also his Phantom There's Stan! Disorder or ptsd gets so so sooooo bad when hes home and he sees stan fucking Everywhere...like…okay…oooooof ooof story time!
so the very last time he was home for hannukah a super long time ago in south park...it was like 2/3am or something and he SWORE he saw stan outside and it was fucking snowing and he was in his pajamas no shoes on like freezing to death walking around in the snow fucking shouting his name like a crazy person, walking towards the woods and like got like hypofuckingthermia and had to be hospitalized both physically and i think mentally for a second!
so that's why kyle doesn't go home to his 'house in nebraska' which actually...i think is Stan's old house tbh. the one that was next door to kyles...like that was Their place. stans room was their safe place.
okay last flashback thing but uh, the reason that they had to move away from south park was because i think when kyle turned thirteen they came back from a summer vacation and a new family moved in next door to the broflovskis & kyle had a hallucination episode and
i think either got into the house through stans old window or like punches his hand through the front door window, idk either way he was like covered in fucking blood like his wrist was fucked up and he was in the new little boys room and ofc it was not stan, all the furniture was different and kyle was just like brandishing this long ass shard of glass or a kitchen knife from inside the house and was like WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEST FRIENDS HOUSE WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!! like holding this poor little kid hostage it was SOOOOO BAD
the police came, i think kyle had to do a juvie moment ( i think thats when kyle became scary ass kyley b kyle and his accent was hella thick and he was like dislocating arms and shit...it does come out when hes angry...whew! ) and the broflovskis had to move to new jersey bc kyle was way too unstable to be in sp...
also the particular thing that was happening when he was getting dragged off by the police was that he was hysterical and sobbing and crying because he was screaming, throat raw like ma! ma! they got rid of his bed frame! they got rid of stans bedframe! thE BEDFRAME IS DIFFERENT MA WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT??!?! getting put into the gd police car and shes like sweetie shh i know i know i know... :’(
BECAUSE IT WAS THE SM + KB BEDFRAME IT WAS THEIR MARK ON SOUTH PARK THEIR EVIDENCE THAT THEY WERE SBFS...i want to d*e im so...RM MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL OMG.
but yeah no everyone thinks kyle is crazy ( and i mean...he is Not Well ) but even tho he seems like vicious he is actually the softest most vulnerable and romantic character in rem(ember) because hes the only one who never gave up on love/stan, sits and waits for him, writes to him and is convinced hes not gone
because what he tells his therapist is that he would Know if stan was gone? like theyre so fkn psychically linked that he would feel stans light go off...and he didnt...he can still fucking feel him EVERYWHERE and AAAAAAAAAAAAA everyones like UR CRAZY BUT HES FUCKING NOT YOU GUYS MAN!!!
they are very who dies and who destroys the city in grief omg
but yes....when everything comes together...its going to be A Lot and im really excited for the next couple of chapters because shit gets so serious in rm i'm soooooooooooo excited!
thank you for coming to my crazy ted talk i'm so sorry i'm so passionate about my stupid ass fanfiction with all the crazy insane girl canon divergent lore ( but i'm glad you guys like it too :') )
-insane conspiracy theorist uncle nina in the tinfoil hat
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socialbunny · 9 months
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hopefully i dont portray skip as someone with rizz of any sort in any of my posts. he has zero rizz. no intentional charm At All. women throw themselves at him even with hes out with his wife and he'll stare them dead in the face and keep it moving
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failbrothers · 3 months
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oh so lestat is EVIL evil. got it
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prettyboykatsuki · 1 year
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of the popular bakugo ships, which one do you think is best for him in the long run? like which dynamic does he thrive the most in?
oh cee,,,u cant do this to me /lh.. im so biased AJHDSKS
i think krbk and bkdk are two very different dynamics and i do genuinely understand both of them (and like!!! both!!!) but to me the answer will always and forever be bkdk.
BUT. i dont think that can be said without the inevitable speech that bkdk as a romantic relationship is going to take a lot more work than krbk would.
while i like krbk and i think it's enjoyable to read if i am holding it up to bkdk it is a relationship i do genuinely view more platonically than i do bkdk. to me bkdk is like... the end game of bkgs life in a lot of ways. it takes way more to unpack and way more growth from both parties to make it work.
like. it takes time. it takes a lot of back and forth and it takes a lot of bakugou learning how to really be forgiven (and for both of them to learn how to be honest with their feelings.) like it takes years
eventually though, i think bakugou realizes that deku has been there for every single moment of his life with undoubted faith and there was never a moment he was deluded about any of who he is. the persistence and magnitude in which deku loves him as well as the inspiration he gets from competing with deku is something that i think is so good for bakugous life. they feel made for each other to me
it takes more time for them because it's a lot more intricate. but once they're there it just clicks. like everything in bakugous whole life just clicks everything makes sense. and i think it makes him wonder why things couldnt be that way from the start
i say this a lot but there is just no ship that could ever compare to me but i do think my specific interpretation of bkdk is not the popular one so i understand why people lean towards krbk.
bkg deserves that kind and shameless adoration and both ships can provide that but less people usually see it in the bkdk way but i feel like once i started rlly looking at bkdk it was simply impossible for me to see anything else.
i am a multshipper at heart so i will read anything where bkg is being adored but. bkdk simply hits different for me forever.
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mariatesstruther · 4 months
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okay hear me out modern au where Tommy and Maria first meet in a club in their 20s and they bump into each other while dancing and just start dancing together and they just hit it off but in the end they both forget to give each other their numbers so both of them go back to the same club the next week to hopefully meet each other again (also Tess and Maria definitely go clubbing together because I love them as best friends)
cowboy!!!! yes yes YES i LOVE this. and u could extend this meet-cute into like a whole thing where tommy and maria keep trying to meet at the club and exchange information, but something gets in the way everytime!!!! kid emergency!!! bar fight!!! cocaine bear on the loose!!! zombie apocalypse—who knows????
im thinking the first time, tess drags maria to a bar she likes because she’s been trying to get the attention of this hot dilfy guy at the bar, but he’s always tailing along with his friend. by tess’s design, maria and tommy meet and and hit it off and dance (to maria maria by santana) the night away. they fall in love and decide they want to go home together, so maria goes to the bathroom—but joel randomly comes up and is like “tommy, hey sorry selena’s mom called, sarah had a nightmare and she wants us both to pick her up, we gotta go” and in true miller dad-uncle panic they BOLT. by the time maria comes back, tess is like “idk dude, mine got a call so they had to go. seemed like an emergency. bummer” and they assume thats that
on the flip side: everythings okay with sarah, but after tommy and joel tuck her in tommy’s suddenly just like “fuck—fuck!!!!!” and joels like “what? what???” and he’s like “i didn’t get her number :(:(:(:( fuck” and so joel’s like “it’s okay, i see her friend there all the time” and so tommy’s like “omg :D do you have her friends number?” “well… no” “joel… what the fuck man.” so they make a plan to go back next week with the hopes of at least seeing tess and getting maria’s number from there—tommy also wants to get tess’s number for joel, but he doesn’t need to know that
little do THEY know, tess and maria are already plotting for next weekend. they show up to that bar looking fine as FUCK—they quite literally turn heads walking through the door. of course the miller brothers are there, sitting in a booth all the way in the back and waiting, making eyes. tess and maria are not shy, so they start making their way over. unfortunately, some drunk asshole decides to try to get handsy with tess on her way there—which results in her punching him in the face, which results in him trying to punch her in the face. she dodges, of course, but it starts a full-on bar brawl that the miller boys jump into without hesitation (joel manages to tackle and land a few good ones on og drunk asshole too so. slay.). none of them get arrested or anything, but they definitely don’t get eachother numbers on account of joel and tommy having to duck the cops
so i guess they gotta keep trying ;)
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pakuchibake · 4 months
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also. thinking abt sexuality as in, not labels and orientation but just knowing yourself, taemin really seems so comfortable & authentic abt that now. he has been on that trajectory for a long time but as we have all kinda been seeing it really seems like something shifted post military. it feels like hes in a great balance of like, the first set w tits out which was a lil more heteronormative & strings which yeah it was him & the girls but it was no slave 2.0 (kind of what i was expecting tbh yet not what i wouldve wanted) it just felt about as organic as anything can be when it includes slant stage choreo. & both of those are part of the range! like he is not being asked to be sexy anymore it feels like its coming directly from him more than anyone elses input
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mejomonster · 9 months
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I haven't seen the new episodes yet. But from what I can gather this show is wish fulfillment and I'm quite excited that from what I've heard so far the plot is going like. The Most ideal way i would have hoped for it to be written
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guiltycrunch · 1 year
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dunmeshi fans realise people can find fat characters (and real people too!!!) sexually attractive without it being "actually a joke" challenge
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reneesbooks · 15 days
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a little jarthur for sunday morning
*claws out of my own grave* the students haven't killed me yet. here's the first coherent thing i've written in literal weeks
A rap at Arthur’s window makes him look up from his notes. He see’s Jack’s beaming smile through the crack of the shutters and throws them open, leaning on his elbows on the sill. “You know you’re not supposed to be here.”
“That’s what makes it fun.” Jack’s smile grows impossibly brighter. “It’s the coronation today.”
“I know.”
“Everyone’s invited.”
Arthur raises an eyebrow. “Even street rats and orphans like us?”
“As long as you don’t announce yourself as such.” Jack offers him a hand. “Come with me?”
Arthur glances over his shoulder at his bedroom door. The nuns won’t expect him until dinner; he has plenty of time to get back before they’ll notice he’s gone. He turns back to Jack and takes his hand, smiling back at him. “You’re going to get me in so much trouble.”
“Don’t threaten me with a good time.”
They blend into the crowds streaming towards the castle gates and Arthur cranes his neck to see as much of the gardens as possible as they are herded down the main path by the royal guard. The great hall is even bigger than he’d imagined, the chandeliers sparkling with light that dances across the walls. He and Jack climb the stairs up to the balcony around the perimeter of the room and jostle their way to the front, leaning against the railing. From this point, they can see the nobility snacking on pastries and the priest pacing back and forth on the dais, ordering around altar girls and snapping at servants. Next to the ornately carved wooden throne stands a scowling soldier in a deep purple cloak, his piercing green eyes scanning the crowds continuously.
“That’s Keelan O’Leyne,” Jack whispers to him, bouncing on the balls of his feet. “Have you heard the songs?”
Arthur shrugs. “The nuns have mentioned him once or twice. They don’t seem to be a fan.”
“They wouldn’t be.” Jack strings his fingers through his hair, his eyes taking on an admiring quality that makes Arthur’s chest ache. “He’s dangerous and violent.” He sighs a little dreamily. “He’d probably cut my tongue out within ten minutes of meeting me.”
“It’s weird that you sound like you want him to.”
“Can you blame me?” Jack gestures at him, Arthur rakes his gaze over the knight again, admitting to himself that he is quite handsome. He would be more so without the deep scowl on his face. “Anyway, he’s famous for how he escaped the massacre of his village by slaughtering the twelve thieves that burned it down. He’s been the princess’s sworn shield since. I heard a rumor that he threatened to cut out the tongue of anyone who used her name in his presence.”
Arthur shivers. “No wonder the nuns don’t like him.”
The crowd hushes and the priest begins to chant. The doors at the end of the great hall swing open and Arthur cranes his neck as the princess steps into the room, floating down the aisle in a gown of blue silk. There is a black mourning stripe down the back. Jack whistles loudly and Arthur sees Keelan O’Leyne’s head whip in their direction, green eyes narrow with cold, calculated anger. Arthur hopes he isn’t able to tell which of them whistled and elbows Jack in the side. “You’re going to get your wish about meeting Keelan O’Leyne if you keep that up. It’s inappropriate.”
“I don’t care about the princess’s beauty, though it is great,” Jack says, his eyes still locked on where she’s advancing slowly down the aisle while the priest chants. “O’Leyne can have her. I’m looking at those jewels on her head and around her pretty neck.”
Arthur looks again, focusing on the crown and necklaces that she’s wearing. The necklace is three strands of jewels twisted together—rubies, pearls, and sapphires shaped into perfect spheres resting on her collarbone. The golden crown has been worked into the shape of flowers, the metal nearly blending into the princess’s braided hair. As she reaches the dais and turns to face the crowd, he gets a better view of it. The jeweled flowers glint in the light, more rubies and sapphires and pearls than Arthur has ever seen in his life set into the intricately wrought metal. He remembers from his reading that the crown jewels were made by the first queen of Raedora and placed on her head by her magical students. There were old stories, buried in the backs of his books, that they once served as powerful magical conduits for the moons.
“Long live Queen Maura of Raedora, blessed by rivers and moons!”
The room erupts in cheers and Arthur gets caught up in it, the shouting crowd around him and the carefree grin on Jack’s face. He could stay in this moment forever, the two of them anonymous in the crowd, not a gutter rat and an orphan but just two kids attending the coronation like everyone else.
Jack turns to him with that wide grin and says over the cheers, “I’m going to steal the crown jewels.”
Arthur laughs, perfect and unburdened. “Sure you are, Jack.”
“Oh, I am.” His eyes are full of plans and mirth and more plans. “And you’re going to help me.”
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zevranunderstander · 1 year
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okay time for my daily "i stand with john gaius" post but tamsyn muir did not write a bisexual maori man who was a renowned scientist who had dedicated his life to saving the earth and exposing the schemes of the ultra-rich who was then made out to be a terrorist and global threat when his only goal was to help and who ultimately was brought down by his own character flaws and shortcomings while under immense pressure in a situation where everyone he ever loved was being executed in front of him and seconds before death did something he - to our knowledge - could barely control, just for the entire fanbase to go 'yeah he's like a cartoon villain. he's an irredeemably shitty person and everything he does is inherently evil and manipulative'
#myposts#tlt#im not saying he doesn't have bad character traits#like his clear problem to be seen in a bad light by anyone and the lengths he goes so people cannot judge and blame him#and his frankly a bit creepy tendency to rename people#but can i be so real? i think both of these are PERFECTLY explained by his backstory#i think he genuinely has a tendency to shift the blame away from him himself and thats tbh just how some people are#but. he also was made out to be like... the antichrist by people so i GET how that can increase your desire to be seen in a good light#and i think. of course its weird that he renames people but. he explains his philosophy behind it pretty well with titania and ulysses#like. you dont have to agree w him but if youd resurrect someone and they are very much not the same person they were when they died#would you really be comfortable calling them the same name?#i mean its a pretty philosophical question but i dont think theres a morally wrong answer to it#the fact that he had to rename his friends in the first place bc he altered their personalities so they think they aren't from earth?#now that is pretty fucked up#but first of all its also a bit sexy and second of all like. what do you say to your friends when you make them remember earth like....?#'im soooo sooorry guys i blew up palmet earth and almost all people on it? like#what would you do if this legitimately would have happened to you#also ill be real. the scene where hes like 'pyrrha was saying i was lying and that guys as careful as me don't have accidents like that'#about how he killed those cops#and then at the end of the chapter alecto is like 'did you ever find out what happened with your accident'#and hes like 'come on love. guys as careful as me dont have accidents'#like. when he breaks the entire facade of this super helpless guy whom everything bad ever just happens to on accident#i found that a bit hot. ok. that was very very very fucking sexy of him#the only thing i really cant defend abt him is the imperialism but to me this choice has something from the ending of hunger games you know#oh god i will make a separate post on that i didnt know there is a tag limit VHHDVDHDJDJJ
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chelleisamazing · 1 year
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Fingers crossed I'm FINALLY going on a date tomorrow with the guy I met LAST DECEMBER and had instant sexual tension with lmao
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scalproie · 1 year
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enjoying the xeno blade i see?
bitches will be like "im bored" and then watch a 20h long video and then act as if theres not some fuckery afoot up there in their brain
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