#ive never

[serpulalacrymans]

more sex related questions! i totally understand if you don't feel so good talking about it so feel free to pass but... what about having an act with alive partner? does that feel better/worse? do you practice something that can get your partner closer to the feeling of a dead body? aka bondage/choking/smth else?

I, uh. Well... I don't think I'd.. I've never thought about that. I think I'd just need the quiet.

#ive never #had #a #willing participant

[mushed-kid]

oh no remembered valentines

#ugh i dont even care #why did i suddenly think that #ive never #oh my god

[bakubunny]

I feel it only fair that since you gave me one that completely stumped me, I try to stump you back lol With some completely true, 100% factual GlowTape facts 😏

When I first moved back to Musutafu after spending a year away, I insisted on finding my own apartment to rent. Hanta insisted I move in with him right away. It was one of our first major arguments as a couple.

Oreo, our Great Dane, loves his papa Hanta more than he loves his mama Neon and it really burns my biscuits. Hanta knows this and he will baby talk Oreo right in front of me to make me jealous.

I call him papi sometimes to get a rise out of him. Whether that be him turning completely red or something spicier is fully dependent on the situation and context.

while i could see all three of these things being true, i just… have a feeling i don’t need to talk myself through this one.

i feel like number 1 is a lie because the other two read as VERY glowtape to me. but maybe that’s what you’re trying to do? make the lie so convincing i won’t pick it? 🤔 it’s either 1 or 3 i think.

#ive never #neon #im stopping my statement right there #smh #glowtape #self ship nonsense

[lanaevyssmoved]

Hey you ok with fanart of Afhiri? I doodled her and then realized I should ask permission first

oh my god oh m kdfgdfgdflgkdf lgdfg YES IM OKAY WITH THAT.. THANK YOU SO MUCH??? i dont know what to say thats so. you are so lovely thank you omgdg,dfgdfgd

#ask #karmahitme #ive never #had art drawn for me before #as a surprise like this and #IM EMOTIONAL... AHHH

[yourelosingains]

I was watching a byler video on youtube about a minute ago, and i made the horrible choice to read the comments, and someone said that Mike and El are really satisfied with eachother, and then they talked about how Mike would end up completely rejecting Will because he loves El SO MUCH, and then someone else said that breaking Mike and El would be a horrible choice and maybe even ruin the show.

A. (why did i read the comment section)

B. In what world are they satisfied with eachother? Make believe world? El won’t even interact/talk with Mike now. The love confession that was just completely built on lies didn’t even help her, in fact, it just made the spaghetti vines tighten around her even more. Odds are, she didn’t even believe it, she probably saw right through the lies he told. She seems sort of even mad at him. In the cabin, she quickly looked at Mike, walked to her room, and slammed the door as hard as she could. Mike doesn’t even love her the way she wanted him too, he loves her PLATONICALLY. Platonic with a capital P. Their relationship also had no development either, the only new thing with them is that they argued because Mike couldn’t say that he genuinely loved her. 

C. Why comment that on a byler video? I don’t think any of us like to go onto Youtube or any other social media website to watch a byler edit, just to find people commenting anti-byler stuff in the comment section. We don’t do that to you Marley and Me’s. Simply just don’t watch the video if you so happen to be anti-byler. 

D. Mike rejecting Will. That makes no sense now. In my opinion, that would be so stupid if it were to wound up happening. (Even though it most definitely won’t.) That would be awful. Why build up that storyline and byler itself for over four seasons just for Mike to reject Will? That would be such a waste. What’s the purpose of the final shot this season if byler is not going to be a thing? It might just be me, but I personally think Mike rejecting Will wouldn’t fit with his character at all. Most people would just hate Mike even more if that happened. Will being put through more pain would be horrible writing. Let him be happy for once in his lifetime. Let him and Mike be together without people trashing on them.

E. Mike and El breaking up would be a horrible choice and would ruin the show. No. A nice-going breakup is actually well needed for the both of them right now. Them just being friends (or maybe best friends) is so much better than them being in a relationship, and a lot less toxic too. With the way things are going between the two of them, there’s a high chance a breakup will eventually happen, hopefully around the 1st/2nd episode somehow. I don’t think El is even ready for a relationship in the first place, she should be her own self who makes her own decisions. Heck, last season she didn’t even know what type of clothes she liked. She needed Max’s help with that; discovering what she likes. SHE WAS NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP PEOPLE. El honestly does a lot better when she’s independent, not with Mike. After she dumped Mike, her and Max just laughed on the bus and then went back to Hopper’s cabin for a sleepover. She was not hurt, or phased at all. Mike wasn’t sad about it either, he was just a mix of triggered/confused. Them officially breaking up for the last time is better for the both of them. And no, it would not completely ruin the show, for you, it might. But, not for everyone else. A fair amount of the general audience is now realising just how bad their relationship is going. An example of ruining the show would be to kill all the main characters off. 

Hope you enjoyed my first ever ted talk!

#this is so bad #i probably repeated myself at least 293847 times #ive never #made this long of a post #byler #anti m*leven #ted talk #stranger things #stranger things 4 #this is horrible #and cringy #why did i make this #byeler #pro byler

[philzokman]

i was discussing fan fiction with my philosophy teacher today and i was talking about the one im reading now and she was like “what’s it called?” and i’m a fucking DUMBARSE AND I TOLD HER AND DID SHE NOT SEARCH IT UP DIREctly in front of me. point to the link and go. “is it this one????” i have never wanted to physically crawl up into a ball and die faster in my life time the tags WERE SO BAD FHWKDNSBJASHENXBDJWKDH

#i thank every being known to man kind she didn’t click the link #because holy ever loving shit #THIS IS LIKE. THE ONE FIC I READ WHICH IS LIKE #genuinely. very very very awful in the tags #ive never #sobbed harder in my life ?????????? #ms stewart i am under ur bed. 🙁🙁

[cordiformity]

EXCUSE ME PINTEREST WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM

#ITS LAMB OR NOTHING #IVE NEVER #IN MY LIFE #BEEN SO BETRAYED

[june-again]

oh my

#june shines #ive never #uh #yeah #officially gone too long without seeing my boyfriend 2 long days #what goes on #😦

[glitch-frog]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

#hornyposting #bottomposting #edit: ive never listened to mcr which makes this really funny to me

[catmask]

its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know

#i think this is why ive been so much more geniunely happy these last few years #like. i will never be going to bed alone. i will always have someone who wants me here #i will always have someone to say 'im sorry im not feeling very well now' and they will be concerned instead of being annoyed #at you as if those feelings are an inconvenience #scratchpost #txt

[cadaverousdecay]

having online friends is so fun! but watch out! the distinse......

#WAHHHHH I MISS PWOPLE IVE NEVER MET

[bunabi]

girl what happened to just creating fanwork to satisfy your needs

going directly to the developers for canonical changes to the work has gotta stop like what happened to boundaries

#all ive talked about for a decade is 'I wish DAI had XYZ thing' and never in my life have I DM'd Mark Darrah like a wish-granting mirror

[akashicrecord]

no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

[girlfictions]

palestine is in a complete and utter blackout with israel launching hundreds of its heaviest airstrikes so far across gaza. this is a mass slaughter and we won't even know the extent of the casualties until it's over; israel have cut off telecommunications so they can commit their atrocities in the dark. there is a genocide happening right in front of our eyes and every person who has ever defended israel's "right to defend itself" has the blood of palestinians on their hands. we cannot ignore what is one of the most devastating massacres in human history.

#i don't even have the words ive never felt this sick to my stomach before #and people are just posting abt their fucking halloween costumes or a new album drop like im sorry but i cant even understand how #anyone can possibly not care about whats going on. #palestine #free palestine

[stil-lindigo]

mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

prints

#pav you ray of joy i hope you never change #spoilers// ngl it is objectively hilarious that miles just. prevented pav from experiencing any hubris #keep on trucking pav im sure the universe wont prove you wrong or anything #also im sorry it took me so long to get to him #ive been busy with hobie brainrot which has alleviated. but it did take buying the artbook and an action figure of him so #anyway im rewatching this movie again on saturday i miss these characters so much #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles morales #stillindigo art

[calamitys-child]

Every time I see companies selling """punk""" jewellery or clothing I become apoplectic with rage. Just saw a £65 padlock necklace advertised to me bitch Fuck you go to your nearest weird little shop that sells everything in the world including fake Rolexes and bongs the size of a toddler. Buy a thing of chain and a padlock. Borrow some bolt cutters someone you know will probably own some and if not get some cheap ones or borrow from a local tool library. Slap em together. Maximum cost £30 and that's MAXIMUM that's assuming you bought over a metre of expensive heavy chain AND bought the bolt cutters. You can do it for under a fiver with a wallet chain and pliers. I still wear a necklace I made when I was 15 out of a wallet chain and pliers and a padlock I got in a set of 3 from poundland. If the issue is dexterity or otherwise disability related then find a friend and swap a favour with them it'll still be cheaper than these scamming poser companies and will help you build community and share resources. Something which is actually punk. Fuckin. Capitalist posers

#ive made skirts in exchange for jewellery and ive done manual lifting in exchange for some clothing repairs and ill help with any project #in exchange for a snack and a pint #never give money to corporations for something you can ask your nearest butch faggot to do for swapsies