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toxinoire · 2 months

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I just realized I haven't made Mean Girls headcanons yet so have them

I'm not putting ships in so anyone can see them as they want

but I'm tagging some ships because why not

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• After they all made up, Gretchen made friendship charms for everyone

• You will have to pry those charms off their dead bodies

• Seriously someone tried to take Damian's once and he pushed that guy so hard he hit the lockers

• Janis is scared of the dark but she'll never admit it

• Regina saw Karen's playlist once and saw songs that are so damn psychotic it actually scared her, it's why she was quite nice to Karen even when she was queen b.

• Damian gifted Cady a stuffed lion, Cady cried for a solid ten minutes after that

• Aaron can bake really well

• That being said, he bakes cookies for everyone separately based on what everyone prefers

• Janis's favorite song of all time is actually Dead Girl Walking from Heathers The Musical; but if anyone asks, she'll answer a heavy metal emo song

• The day Gretchen learned to fully say no is the day you saw the entire group cry because they were so fucking proud of her

• Cady discovered Hazbin Hotel and now makes everyone watch it with her

• Janis is an English nerd

• Regina is a History and Literature nerd

• Regina already knew how to play lacrosse when she was younger, she just stopped because her dad said "ladies shouldn't play sports"

• Safe to say that she has daddy issues

• Karen can do a perfect backflip and land on her toes

• Damian squealed so fucking loud when he learned that no one in their group is straight

• Janis's phrase "that is tits" rubbed off Gretchen and now she actually uses that

• "This is the most poorly written essay I've ever fucking seen" "Just help me Janis"

• Someone in their school made fun of Kylie George but it turns out Regina and the rest of the group was behind him

• The whole group just said "oh no" as Regina decks this boy in the face with her lacrosse stick

• Damian always always says "Move I'm gay" in a crowd

• Janis and Damian are FNAF enjoyers

• They all dressed up as Ride The Cyclone characters for Halloween

• Damian was Jane Doe

• Cady secretly enjoys dark romances

• Gretchen is a walking first aid kit

• When Karen gets mad, she just doesn't speak and smiles

• When that happens everyone knows they fucked up

• Aaron's love language is physical affection, he will wrap them in a bear hug in the middle of the hall

• Janis loves gummy worms. I will die on this hill

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sexycornenthusiast · 3 months

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Honestly the art freaks aren't really that freaky. Janis is traumatized, Damian is a theater kid, and Cady is autistic. Simple.

The plastics, on the other hand, have mental illnesses that could and should be studied in a lab

#mean girls #mean girls musical #janis sarkisian #damian hubbard #cady heron #regina george #gretchen wieners #karen smith

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mint-chocolate-flakes · 2 months

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My dumb Taco Bell au I made in the Rejanis gc

(I’m going to have fun with the ships and Janis’ bangs)

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fetchen · 5 days

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happy lesbian visibility week to gretchen wieners <3

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incorrectplastics · 2 months

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What is love?

Janis: An emotional minefield.

Cady: A neurochemical reaction.

Damian: BABY DON’T HURT ME

#mean girls #incorrect mean girls #incorrect quotes #mean girls incorrect quotes #mean girls musical #mean girls movie #mean girls broadway #cady heron #janis imi'ike #janis imiike #janis ian #janis sarkisian #damian hubbard #damian leigh

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whatever-color-of-the-rainbow · 1 month

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Cady: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Damian: Several traffic violations.

Janis: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Damian: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Janis: Also, that’s not our car.

#cady heron #cady mean girls #damian hubbard #damian mean girls #janis ian #janis sarkisian #janis imi'ike #janis mean girls #mean girls #mean girls musical #mean girls 2024 #mean girls incorrect quotes

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yikes-all-over · 2 months

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Auli'i Cravalho and Jaquel Spivey are the perfect Janis and Damian. The casting was top notch.

And yes. I have been singing 'I'd rather be me' all day.

#mean girls #janis sarkisian #damian hubbard #auli'i cravalho #jaquel spivey #mean girls 2024

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ashecampos · 1 month

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ANYONE BUT HER MASTERLIST

PART ONE

-strangers to friends?

PART TWO

-so we meet again

PART THREE

-meet Tessa

PART FOUR

-tell her

PART FIVE

-tutor

PART SIX

-we won

PART SEVEN

-set up

TALES OF TESSA

Spin off series // collab with @bookaddict05 who is writing parts of ‘anyone but her’ in Tessa’s POV

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CHAPTER ONE

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Head cannons WIP <3

#meangirls2024 #reader insert #x y/n #mean girls #janis imike x reader #janis imike #janis imi'ike #janis x y/n #janis x reader #janis mean girls #janis imi'ike x reader #janis sarkisian #damian hubbard #reginageorge #regina george x reader #cadyheron #aaron samuels #aaronandtessa

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ziggyplayedguitar96 · 3 months

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I loved Mean Girls but were they not able to get Angourie Rice singing lessons or something? She was easily the weakest singer in the whole movie. She was so quiet I could barely hear her.

#mean girls 2024 #mean girls #mean girls broadway #regina george #cady heron #reneé rapp #angourie rice #gretchen wieners #karen smith #damian hubbard #janis imi'ike #janis sarkisian #janis ian #karen shetty

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courtgela · 4 months

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#mean girls #mean girls musical #mean girls on broadway #janis sarkisian #cady heron #damian hubbard #regina george

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toxinoire · 2 months

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I just thought of a Mean Girls swap au but a little close to their canon personalities

In which Regina is the transfer student, but since she's Regina, she gets everyone's attention in a snap. And since she doesn't have social constructs on her back, she's freely expressing her knowledge in history and literature (I headcanon that she loves these subjects) and is openly playing lacrosse. She's also not closeted. But she's still Regina, and she's still quite bitchy and venomous. But kind.

Gretchen is still a people pleaser, but her anxiety isn't as bad as it was. It's still concerning though. She still lowkey follows social constructs, but she doesn't let those control how she presents herself as insanely as canon.

Karen is still Karen honestly she's perfect no need to change her at all.

Cady is number 1 on the social hierarchy in this case (in this au, she went to Northshore a little earlier). But with the social constructs, she keeps her love for math on the down low, while still maintaining her grades. People are aware that she's from Africa, it's why she scares them. Because she grew up surrounded by wild animals.

Janis is still the art freak she is, and she's praised for her art. She has so many piercings because ✨Janis✨ but in this case, Janis is the one who's deeply closeted. She can't give in to wearing punk because ✨social constructs✨ so she wears simple casual clothes.

Damian isn't closeted, but he isn't showing his openly gay side as much because ✨social constructs✨. He's still a fun, goofy guy, but taken down like 40% percent. He's revered for his theatrics (as he should).

#mean girls #mean girls 2024 #mean girls 2004 #mean girls broadway #regina george #janis sarkisian #janis 'imi'ike #cady heron #gretchen wieners #karen shetty #karen smith #damian hubbard #swap au #rejanis #cadina

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sexycornenthusiast · 22 days

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How mean girls characters would react to "I love you":

Regina: (Suspiciously) "Why? List your reasons"

Gretchen: Bursts into tears

Karen: "Aw! I love you too!" (Actually means it)

Cady: "I love you too" (Because it's what she's supposed to say)

Janis: Laughter which gets progressively more strained as she realizes you're serious

Damian: "Of course you do, I'm fabulous"

Aaron: (Awkward silence) "Okay... See you tomorrow"

#mean girls musical #mean girls #mean girls 2024 #regina george #gretchen wieners #cady heron #damian hubbard #janis sarkisian #janis 'imi'ike #karen smith #karen shetty #aaron samuels

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mint-chocolate-flakes · 1 month

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Taco Bell au and twinks are my calling

I will NOT give Jason (Male Janis) an ugly ass haircut, I need that man with thick luscious hair (he literally has the same hair as Janis)

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fetchen · 15 days

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Do you have any Janis headcanons?

yasssss :3 janis so silly :3

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~ janis has multiple stick and poke tattoos in various places, most of which she did herself.

~ she has a lot more piercings than just a septum but doesn’t wear jewelry in them as often (right eyebrow, various ear piercings)

~ she has synesthesia!!! the way she connects her art to her worldview is supa cool

~ most people call her she but she wouldn’t be upset if someone used they or he either

~ she bruises very easily . many bruises on her arms and legs literally all the time

~ she’s the biggest couple hater of all time. she will hate on every happy couple she sees . fetchen are her biggest victims unfortunately

~ she gets a buzzcut the summer before senior year and dyes it with fun patterns . she’s done melting smiley faces, cheetah spots, and purple flowers.

~ she and damian are absolutely goated at fortnite. they match skins and everything

~ her favourite tattoo she has is of a crow . it was very tedious do to herself and she’s really proud of it

~ she is irritatingly good at chemistry. it’s like second nature to her

~ she sketches her friends so often. damian is her top model of course but she likes drawing gretchen and cady too

~ karen put her on to kpop and she will never ever admit that she listens to it. she listens to a lot of dreamcatcher

~ she picks up drumming after junior spring fling and she gretchen and damian entertain the thought of starting a band together

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blankvort · 8 days

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tangentially animal-related hcs 4 the mean girls crew bc i am now responsible for giving a goldfish daddy issues

cady

inexplicably allergic to dogs and always in the first four stages of grief about it. don’t @ me about the medical semantics i just want her to suffer a little

tried to get a job at petco the second she turned eighteen but learned of the above information in the most destructive job interview since janis’s application to be the local coffee shop’s cool gay barista (they were worried that she’d swear at fighter-jet-takeoff volumes if she touched hot coffee) (she did, but only because they started playing a shitty pop cover of one of damian’s fave show tunes) and came out of the building a puddle of mucous and tears

grossly fascinated by the grossest of primitive functions. her insta page is all dope and authentic until you find a selfie taken using the back camera 0.5x with the corpse of an effervescent snail and a bunch of reels telling you how to narrow down what bird species are destroying your garden by the splay of their shit

has a miniature aneurysm whenever movies get stuff wrong about animals. artistic liberties are granted to janis alone. like sure if she’s in the theater she’ll sit through the movie fisting popcorn down her throat but as soon as she gets out of there the entire mall becomes a soapbox for dissecting the bullshit sexual dimorphism of giving female animals eyeliner

thus while i know the headcanon of her loving the lion king is basically canon i think she’s absurdly secretive about it. like she’s burying her merchandise and blu-ray copies under her bed in the dead of night while secreting more sweat than should be possible. she could come out to her parents and elope to antarctica no problem but liking the lion king which implies that lighter manes = stronger lions is a death sentence

probably got banned from a bunch of zoos for interrupting field trips

janis

had one of those angel/wolf/dragon/whatever hybrid phases as a kid like all good artists. did those like. not quite furry but not quite human animal art commissions on twitter for a while for the funnies but discovered a lucrative market and never turned back

does not know how to hold human or animal babies. like she’s good at taking care of them in terms of general physical and intellectual nourishment but that limp wrist is not supporting any necks properly

mercilessly makes fun of the whole “would you love me if i was a worm” trend. she doesn’t even love most humans what makes you think she has any answer for you regarding that other than that she’d turn you into a super deep art piece museums would purchase for exorbitant amounts

that being said she feels like a vivarium girlie to me. she’s nocturnal like a pillbug and post-canon constantly tries to convince the plastics that her pacman frog is poisonous

feeds her meticulously decorated ant farm gourmet meals every day. anyone else gets microwavable mac and cheese at best

this one probably won’t make sense unless you’re a jenny nicholson fan but she has a fake id for buying wine and turning the corks into those hallmark craft animal sculptures (and selling the open wine bottle to mrs george in back alleys)

damian

his grandma owns the most omnicidal chihuahua in the state of chicago. it’s how he learned to dance with such mental and physical dexterity. how else would he have survived visits to the nursing home

^ attempted to adopt the chihuahua’s children to have his own bruiser woods moment. turns out, even with his classically trained tenor voice, puppies and janis respond to the “drop it” command much the same way. that is to say they do not drop it and the puppies ran away with ninety nine per cent of his anastasia-inspired music box memorabilia

has a love-hate relationship with cats the musical. like memory is one of his top ten karaoke songs but he’s not going to admit it until he’s several fruity seltzers into the night. wishes all the actors in the movie had been replaced with real cats picked off the street before anything else was approved

played milky white in a scammy local production of into the woods and so so so embarrassed about it. he had to be on stilts the whole show

stuck a fish in regina’s backpack sometime in sophomore year but found karen feeding it and talking to it about her worst fears and greatest dreams felt too guilty to continue with the next phase of his plan (sticking a very hot picture of janis in regina’s backpack) (karen probably would’ve tried to talk to the photo too)

regina

musical specific but i think she didn’t Exactly do a matching animal costume with gretch and karen because 1) what can you dress up as when your friends are going as a cat and a mouse. cheese? 2) had cady not moved into the neighborhood, she’d have gone as a sexy lion to ease into the prospect of. you know. with shane oman but going as a sexy lion when your shiny new homoerotic frenemy has a lion pin on half her clothing isn’t quite a non-questionable choice

had a warrior cats phase she keeps under lock and key in the very depths of her closet. her closet is an iceberg of issues that goes shein -> homosexuality -> warrior cats and climate change is doing a number on it

fried a couple of janis’s ants alive with a magnifying glass sometime before middle school. she’s never flirted normally in her life

the bulk of janis’s furry commission clientele. she has so many emails for alternate accounts that she could get every american president ever suspended from twitter if national security let her. that’s including the dead ones

remember the nigh-rabid chihuahuas damian had. yeah she’s been raising those in secret for a few years now. mrs george doesn’t notice because regina hides them in her hair and extensions are, like, totally in or whatever

had a horse girl phase. all her drawings of horses came out like this meme tho. the art freaks nickname was born out of jealousy

gretchen

chose to be a sexy cat for halloween to match with karen because she has no sense of identity. also because she remembers regina’s warrior cats phase

actually a guinea pig person. i’ve never met a guinea pig person but she feels like one. they’re both in dire need of daily interaction and likely polyamorous

but also peri-canon gretchen could not keep a pet alive she’d spend every cent of the wieners fortune on buying the animal’s love

speaking of. her family bought a stable to fuel “her” horse girl phase. she just wanted to make regina happy and couldn’t stay on a saddle if there was an escalator that plopped her right on the horse

cares about the puppy bowl more than she cares about the superbowl

instinctively pets cute animals. if they bite her then she deserved it

karen

chose to be a sexy mouse for halloween because tom and jerry was having a media marathon and she’s into that sort of power dynamic

believes in unicorns more than she believes in horses. this is because she had a horse girl phase for the hottest of seconds before realizing that none of the ponies at the apache trail sale had horns and thought they had their horns cut off for aesthetic reasons

animals love her so much. survived a jellyfish attack because the jellyfish sensed she just wanted to pet something shiny and absolutely respected that. pests of all shapes and sizes evict themselves stat when karen says her mom doesn’t appreciate her hundred thousand dollar lotions being invaded by peril-bringing insects. strays follow her 24/7. gretchen is jealous (of the animals)

thinks tigers are very sick zebras

thinks blobfish are cuter when they’re all flesh putty out of their natural habitats but would also break into a zoo if she thought the animals were being mistreated

was banned from australia at the age of eight because she tried to have a sleepover in a kangaroo’s pouch

aaron

mean girls insta described him as a golden retriever so i’m also hcing him as being allergic to dogs <3 equality

becomes deeply fearful of all fauna after falling into a research rabbit hole for the sake of connecting with cady. what do you mean buffalo are some of the deadliest beasts on the planet and not just a type of chicken wing

kevin g

a preteen vsco girl in her granola advocacy era stuck in a teenage boy’s body. he has saved more turtles than any natucate volunteer by repurposing his rejected business cards to make a selfie stick long enough to stick him in the same selfie as gretchen wieners. the selfie stick has been in progress since daycare. he has also gone to the hospital more than any natucate volunteer do not trust this man with shop class equipment

#mean girls #cady heron #janis sarkisian #janis ‘imi’ike #damian hubbard #regina george #gretchen wieners #karen smith #karen shetty #aaron samuels #kevin gnapoor #kevin ganatri #these r so long for no reason #who wants goldfish pics btw

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whatever-color-of-the-rainbow · 1 month

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Damian: Would you be mad if I used the argument, "I’m allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?

Janis: Never. I’m proud to help you win arguments.

#damian hubbard #damian mean girls #janis sarkisian #janis imi'ike #janis ian #mean girls #mean girls musical #mean girls 2024 #mean girls incorrect quotes

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