I just realized I haven't made Mean Girls headcanons yet so have them
I'm not putting ships in so anyone can see them as they want
but I'm tagging some ships because why not
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• After they all made up, Gretchen made friendship charms for everyone
• You will have to pry those charms off their dead bodies
• Seriously someone tried to take Damian's once and he pushed that guy so hard he hit the lockers
• Janis is scared of the dark but she'll never admit it
• Regina saw Karen's playlist once and saw songs that are so damn psychotic it actually scared her, it's why she was quite nice to Karen even when she was queen b.
• Damian gifted Cady a stuffed lion, Cady cried for a solid ten minutes after that
• Aaron can bake really well
• That being said, he bakes cookies for everyone separately based on what everyone prefers
• Janis's favorite song of all time is actually Dead Girl Walking from Heathers The Musical; but if anyone asks, she'll answer a heavy metal emo song
• The day Gretchen learned to fully say no is the day you saw the entire group cry because they were so fucking proud of her
• Cady discovered Hazbin Hotel and now makes everyone watch it with her
• Janis is an English nerd
• Regina is a History and Literature nerd
• Regina already knew how to play lacrosse when she was younger, she just stopped because her dad said "ladies shouldn't play sports"
• Safe to say that she has daddy issues
• Karen can do a perfect backflip and land on her toes
• Damian squealed so fucking loud when he learned that no one in their group is straight
• Janis's phrase "that is tits" rubbed off Gretchen and now she actually uses that
• "This is the most poorly written essay I've ever fucking seen" "Just help me Janis"
• Someone in their school made fun of Kylie George but it turns out Regina and the rest of the group was behind him
• The whole group just said "oh no" as Regina decks this boy in the face with her lacrosse stick
• Damian always always says "Move I'm gay" in a crowd
• Janis and Damian are FNAF enjoyers
• They all dressed up as Ride The Cyclone characters for Halloween
• Damian was Jane Doe
• Cady secretly enjoys dark romances
• Gretchen is a walking first aid kit
• When Karen gets mad, she just doesn't speak and smiles
• When that happens everyone knows they fucked up
• Aaron's love language is physical affection, he will wrap them in a bear hug in the middle of the hall
• Janis loves gummy worms. I will die on this hill
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karen/gretchen for 22 pls 🙏
22. A french kiss/kiss with tongue
Karen likes to go slow. She likes to take her time. Especially with Gretchen, who is the prettiest girl she's ever seen, and whom Karen really wants to make happy.
So she starts by gently taking Gretchen's face in her hands, palms against Gretchen's cheeks and fingertips brushing her soft hairline. Gretchen's eyes grow wider as Karen gets closer, and she lets out a surprised gasp as Karen presses their lips together, even though she definitely saw Karen coming.
Gretchen's lips, as they always are, are soft and warm and a bit sticky with lip gloss. Today, it tastes like strawberries. Karen's favorite.
Karen tilts her head a bit as she feels Gretchen's hands settle on her waist, pinkies brushing the exposed skin between the hem of Karen's shirt and the waistband of her skirt. Their lips slide together, Gretchen's bottom lip between Karen's own, and Karen wonders if Gretchen feels like she has a million little butterflies in her stomach, too.
Karen's hands slide into Gretchen's hair, silky between her fingers, as she gently runs her tongue along Gretchen's lips, taking the last of the lip gloss with it. Gretchen responds immediately, opening her mouth, inviting Karen in.
Gretchen's mouth is warm and tastes a bit salty, like the popcorn they had been eating while they watched a movie. Their tongues meet, stroking, tasting, retreating, tangling. Karen presses closer, arching her back a bit and angling her head down so she can drag her tongue over the roof of Gretchen's mouth.
Gretchen's fingers tighten around Karen's waist as she exhales through her nose, tickling Karen's face a little. It makes Karen smile a little reflexively, which makes Gretchen smile, until they're giggling into each other's mouths, and Karen doesn't think she could love a person more.
Karen peppers kisses along Gretchen's jawline, licking and nipping at the salty skin, before pressing a kiss to each cheek, the tip of Gretchen's nose, and the center of her forehead—for balance.
For a few moments, they just breathe each other's air, foreheads pressed together, enjoying the closeness. Then Gretchen kisses her again, more chaste this time, but achingly sweet and tender in a way that makes Karen's toes curl in her socks.
When their kissing peters out into just pecks, Karen pulls back and carefully wipes her lipstick away from Gretchen's lips with her thumb. Once satisfied, she shuffles off of Gretchen's lap to cuddle up to her side with a soft sigh, legs slung over Gretchen's and her head resting on her shoulder.
Absently, as they restart the movie, Karen thinks that she would be perfectly happy to do this every day for the rest of her life.
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