#jar pocalypse

[risingshards]

Things I am not over from the movie (Venture Bros spoilers)

-That little moment of Doc being able to calculate how long they have in freefall, like he's actually really really smart he just is burdened with [gestures to his entire life prior]. I love any moment where he gets to actually be competent.

-"All you need to know is that the person who gave birth to you loves you. I promise they do." That is maybe the most beautiful line in the entire series I'm SOBBING. Bonus points that its true meaning is super science weirdness overflowing with love. That's the series in a nutshell.

-That potentially the last shot of the series is the Venture Bros' first "Go Team Venture"

-How hilarious it was that Monarch and 21's new outfits had the squeaky plastic/leather sounds, IIRC Jackson and Doc wanted that for something earlier in the show but couldn't get it

-The pee in a jar reference (I cannot believe this got in and I can't believe how sentimental it made me)

-Dermott stealing and hoarding Venture relics, I love that he joined OSI and basically ended up in the same spot

-My theories getting obliterated. I should've shared it beforehand but my big theory going in: In commentary for S3 they kind of go over an early version of Bobbi's history with Rusty and Jonas. My thought was that Bobbi St. Simone was not only the boys' mother with Rusty but also that she was Brock's mom who she had with Jonas, making him both the boys' brother and also Rusty's. It made perfect sense in my head but I'm glad I was wrong in hindsight lol. Force Majeure had a very similar face to Brock though so maybe that's his dad hmm...

-I kept waiting to see what the title meant, and with the cover I was expecting a giant baboon to show up that was somehow dormant under Ventech tower, but the actual title ended up making a lot of sense (and the gushing baboon blood mentioned in press releases ended up being Monarch's...)

-James Urbaniak posted a bit of the script that had me anxious about the movie for a long while, the last audio he recorded for the movie were screams for the electromagnetic scene, and he shared a bit of the script and covered most of it up so it just read like "HATRED screams and opens fire.....HELPER is COMPLETELY DESTROYED." So I kept imagining how it would go, assuming they were going up against some ruthless enemy not trying to destroy a bunch of Alexas in an electromagnetically charged room. I had a nightmare where weirdly enough the scene was happening in space which ended up being where the scene took place which is weird, but in the dream version Hatred like violently died and I was so devastated. I must care about the Venture crew a great deal because I've definitely had nightmares about characters dying before big eps/specials before, before Operation PROM I had a dream about Orpheus getting lit on fire that I still remember and shudder thinking about. Also seeing Helper safe (well their head at least) in the ending was a great anxiety douser cuz from the script I thought Helper got like disintigrated and the movie would have tons of characters dying in some Venture-pocalypse.

-Monarch is Rusty clone 22, making him and 21's friendship more numerically satisfying

-Going by that my assumption is approximately 20 Rusty Ventures bit the dust before our Rusty lasted, just like his boys.

-THAT POST CREDITS SCENE UGHHHHHHHH MY HEARRRRTTTTT

#venture bros #radiant is the blood of the baboon heart #venture bros spoilers

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

THE HOMESTUCK ECTO-BABIES ARE BULLYING HUSSIE IN A JAR

tumblr user @charcoal37 I hope you die a slow and painful death. I genuinely hated making this

(/j /lh)

#hussiejar #hussie jar #jar pocalypse #jar-pocalypse #jarstuck #jarpocalypse #homestuck #dave strider #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #jade harley #dirk strider #egbert #rose lalonde #jake english #ur fave jar #tw weapons

[hussiejar]

Thank you @walkinghypocrite and @shotgunswords

#jarpocalypse #jarstuck #hussiejar #hussie jar #jar pocalypse

[yourfavehateshussie]

Jars from Real Life hate Andrew Hussie!

#homestuck #andrew hussie #your fave hates andrew hussie #jars #jar-pocalypse #hussie jar #hussiejar #jarpocalypse

[l4byr1nthz1]

#HOLY SHIT #aperfecttimeforscreaming #HUSSIE JAR #HUSSIE #andrew hussie #JAR-POCALYPSE #submission

[sitp-recs]

hi liv, wishing you a happy holiday season!! if it isn't too much bother can you share any fics that are about cooking food/teaching how to cook to the other, basically love in the kitchen kinda thing xD i read one fic on this and im in love with this trope!!!

Hello hello, thank you anon! Happy Holidays to you as well :) food as a love language is such a wonderful concept, I love it. Here are a few fics that came to mind:

Kitchen Warfare by FleetofShippyShips (T, 3.2k)

Cupboard Love by @shealwaysreads (G, 4K)

Mise en Place by @corvuscrowned (T, 5k)

My True Love Gave to Me (Six Jars of Chutney) by @goldentruth813 (M, 12k)

Poppiholla by @moonflower-rose (M, 13k)

The Way These Days Seem to Go (And Go) by @firethesound (T, 15k)

Preserving Lemons by @saintgarbanzo and @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm (E, 17k)

Passion Cake by @icmezzo (T, 19k)

The Art of Cooking the Muggle Way by Sophie_French (E, 24k)

Strange Bedfellows by ravenclawsquill (E, 30k)

Follow the Water by @xanthippe74 (T, 38k)

Nothing Gold Can Stay by @moonflower-rose (E, 41k)

Boiling Point by @goldentruth813 (M, 42k)

The Malfoy Conundrum by Omi_Ohmy (M, 49k)

Sweeten to Taste by @saintgarbanzo and @babooshkart (E, 51k)

Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by SquadOfCats (E, 104k)

Never Mind the Bollocks by @the-sinking-ship (E, 118k)

#anon #asks #drarry reclist

[anxiouschupacabra]

I’m writing a f/f soft-pocalypse story about the daughters of two very different style of preppers and it is making me want to jar and can food and store a bunch of water and guess what? My new house has a closet in the basement literally built for canned food because my uncle and his wife were depression babies. When he died we found water bottles labeled “2000 y2k water.”

So. I’m gonna make some jam that I probably can’t eat because I’m trying to go low carb.

[the-victorian-wallflower]

Initial thoughts: ‘War For The Planet Of The Apes’ (Matt Reeves, 2017)

I grinned when the Fox logo came up and the traditional 20th Century Fox jingle was played on drums. Then followed a textual recap which highlighted the words "...RISE...", "...DAWN...", and "...WAR..." which for me was one of the two flies in the ointment (the other being the words "Ape-pocalypse now" written as graffiti (yeah, I think I got the AN references with the helicopters and Woody Harrellson's bald colonel). There is some humour (mostly thanks to another ape that stays just the right side of Jar Jar Binks). Apart from that, I think it's quite exceptional and even if it doesn't get a Best Picture nom, there should be some recognition for Andy Serkis, the VFX (terrific mo-cap and CG) and Michael Giacchino's scoring. It plays out pretty much like an epic feature-length epilogue, sowing the seeds for the 'original' story (granted this is a different "timeline" to the 60s/70s movies) and there's no need to sit during the credits. It's supposed to be the last in a trilogy and I'm not certain they'll go back and revisit the original story unless they take things in a different direction that doesn't involve time paradoxes.

#planet of the apes #war for the planet of the apes #science fiction #sci-fi and fantasy

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

gay ppl in jars? together????

GAY PEOPLE IN JARS (aka all the mlm/wlw homestuck kid ships + canon that I remember. for characters with different canon sexualities I used the general sapphic/achilean flags because it's easier and works with the definition. for characters without a confirmed canon sexuality or who are presumed to be straight, I used what it would be if the ship depicted was canon)

I probably forgot a few. as I said, please note this is kid ships+canon(and dubiously canon) because there's way too many troll ships to fit within any reasonable amount of posts. if anyone would like a specific one just ask. same goes for anything involving June Egbert and masc roxy, I used John and fem roxy in these specifically but if you'd like them with june or masc roxy too that can be arranged :)

#homestuck #ur fave jar #hussie jar #jarstuck #jarpocalypse #jar pocalypse #rosemary #janeroxy #rosejade #johndave #davekat #dirkjake #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #dave strider #dirk strider #john egbert #jane crocker #jade harley #jake english #kanaya maryam #karkat vantas

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

Roxycallie in a jar and/or roxycalliejane in a jar (if u can fit all three in one thatd be amazing)....whichever jar is the biggest option, do that shfjgjgk

ROXYCALLIE, ROXYCALLIEJANE, AND BONUS JANEROXY IN A JAR!

for obvious reasons, I couldn't do PQ versions of all three because I'm not about to go bother an editor about letting me use a Calliope sprite for jarposting. I hope this is ok :)

#roxycallie #roxy lalonde #calliope #roxycalliejane #janeroxy #janeroxycallie #jane crocker #homestuck #hussiejar #hussie jar #jarstuck #jarpocalypse #jar pocalypse #ur fave jar #callieroxy

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

solkat in a jar :eyes:

SOLKAT IN A JAR!!

#solkat #sollux captor #karkat vantas #homestuck #hussiejar #hussie jar #ur fave jar #jarpocalypse #jar pocalypse

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

johnkat in da jar?

JOHNKAT IN A JAR!!

#john egbert #karkat vantas #johnkat #homestuck #ur fave jar #jarstuck #hussiejar #hussie jar #jarpocalypse #jar pocalypse #if you want a june version ask dont harass me in the notes

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

KARKAT IN A JAR HATES HUSSIE! (made by choice, dedicated to @brokentethers )

#karkat vantas #HOMESTUCK #jarstuck #homestuck #hussiejar #JARPOCALYPSE #jarpocalypse #jar pocalypse #ur fave jar #your fave hates andrew hussie #hussie jar #hussie

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

CARAPACIANS ARE IN JARS!! (for myself because I love them and requests are slow)

ms paint, WV, PM, and AR :)

#homestuck #ur fave jar #jarpocalypse #jarstuck #jar pocalypse #wandering vagabond #homestuck mayor #ms paint #homestuck pm #homestuck ar #homestuck wv #hs #carapacians #hs carapacian

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

VRISKA IS IN A JAR!!

#jarstuck #ur fave jar #jarpocalypse #hussiejar #hussie jar #jar pocalypse #homestuck #vriska serket #anon ask

[your-fav-is-in-a-jar]

eridan in a jar!!

ERIDAN IN A JAR!!

for all the homestuck trolls and kids I recommend checking out @hussiejar bc they have a masterpost with all of them (most of which are also made by me on my main)

#homestuck #eridan ampora #jarstuck #JARPOCALYPSE #jarpocalypse #jar pocalypse #ur fave jar #hussiejar #hussie jar