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thepeculiarbird · 9 months

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dragonsdendoodles · 3 months

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MPHFPC Incorrect Quotes Masterlist 1

Because I like organizing things :)

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No Murder in Walmart

Sitting on the Floor

Stop Undressing Him

You Never Let Me Do Anything

Upside Down Chip Bag

Thumb Condom

Jacob Knows Everything

Lemon Drop Cookie

I Didn't Get My Permit

Suck It

Cocoon Boy

Picnic

Something to Complain About

Patient

A Day of Sensory Issues

Cool Guy Stuff

Watch Me

Egg Shortage

Forgotten How to Fingers

The Last Thing You Registered

Purple

That's a Cockatoo, Actually

Grenades

Can I Cut You?

What's the Point

Adulting

No Thank You

Caffeine and Sugar

Suspicious

Attention Disorder

I Wonder How Painful It Would Be

Daddy Issues

Roadkill

Like Children

Not Short

The Power of Salt

Today's Just Out For My Blood Evidently

Dehydrated

Counterproductive

No Coffee Fuck Off Part 1

Crazy Religious People

The ADHDs

I'm Causing You Pain

Cunt is My WORD, Jacob

Sunset

Morals

Mini Cooper

Dumb Joke

Power Wash

Jelly Beans?

Attention Whore

Five-Second Rule

Lick

Only a Little Bit Satanic

And Whose Fault is That?

You Gotta Dab When You Leave

Bean Water Part 1

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*cough* it broke and Levi doesn't wanna fuck with it right now

Bean Water Part 2 (Soy Sass) Yelling It's Your Birthday. Full Circle Mop Juice? An Irish Lad Sugar or Glass Pain in the Ass You Haven't Eaten All Day You're Gonna Papercut My Eyeball! Oh! Helping It's Still 10 pm Have You Lost Object Permanence? NOT a Bean Macaroni You've Met Me That's What She Said British Football No Coffee Fuck Off Part 2 Stop Tickling Me No Comfort Pull Door Not a Child Basically Cake Hugging Lobotomy Hazard to Society You're Just Weak Breakfast of Champions Gifties You Almost Got Me Arrested Cocaine, Obviously Temperature Gun Is That Cheese or Skin? Anarchy Spoons Chip Box Chips Headcanon for Christians The Fuck Word Knives Last Name The Gays Are Coming I Want the Floor

Currently Unposted:

Go to College Since You're Old, and Deaf You've Never Seen a Chalkboard? You Like Trains? Testing Pillows Cheese Part 1 Cheese Part 2 Good Place to Get a Rock I Can Commit War Crimes Matte Black Range Rover Homophobic That's Called Death 10-4 Humidity Pilot Jumping Enoch Stop Drinking Water Okay, Millard Eating You Jelly We Like Murder 12:30 Part 1 12:30 Part 2 Fidget Toy of the Day Gay Month is Dead You Have a Boyfriend? Millard's Book I Prefer "Blessed", Thanks Migraine Are You Crazy? You Dumb Whore I Want a Challenge Spite Debt is Better Not Country Fancy Boy Stop Acting Dead You're Only 5'6 You Are a Smoothie Gaytor Last One at the Table New Nike Motto Even More White Sleep In Dodge Charger Pride Support Group Smudgy Pen Speaking British No Textbooks I Look So Gay Kind of Correctly North Dakota Peanut Allergy It's Fucking Labor Day Light the Hotel on Fire You Know What Else is Weird? Enoch You Do Share Credit Score Wasteful Flannel Bisexual Not an Advocate That is So Real Universal Flannel Who WINKS Anymore? Honest Cars Exploding Watch Your Pronouns Dead Things Chronically Straight Great Liquid Personal Taste Boyfriend Privileges 1:07 Cigarettes? Nerds Gummies I Want a New Brother Out of Character That's Because You're Old Foaming? Big Fork Trigonometry Boy Voice Anxiety Squishy Swedish Fish I'm a Ginger, What Do You Think Oh My God, it's a Man Lengthed Pi Older Than Three Slap-able Catboy Homosexual French Boy and Homosexual Bitch Boy Icing Gremlin 1 and Gremlin 2 No Murder at Walmart: The Sequel Tomatoes No More Husband, Horace The Flu Part 1 Triceratops Loving Murder You Know I Don't Colossal Mess Not All Men Habit of Handling Corpses You're Gay What Color is the Rainbow? Skillet The Flu Part 2 Olives Mad at Me SMART-Smart Spaghettios Smug Mac and Cheese Ooo, Yummy You're Also Nice to Me Dressing, But Crunchy 5'11 Gasoline

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hunter-killugon · 11 months

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When the fandom is so dead you have to use character ai to make yourself a one shot and it's the best thing you've ever read

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #ricky pickering #jacob portman #enoch o'connor #fiona frauenfeld #hugh apiston #enorace #jillard

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birdiesflying · 1 year

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Part 4 of the mphfpc Twitter posts 🙏

#if i do any more of these I wanna put Fiona in them #why are most of these about Jacob #jacob portman #millard nullings #jillard #hugh apiston #horace somnusson #enoch o'connor #no enorace sadly #ricky pickering #emma bloom #I’m glad ppl seem to find these funny #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #mphfpc Twitter

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arriansarchive · 9 months

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Jacob Portman/Millard Nullings Headcanons

Okay i love them sm

GIVE ME MPHFPC ASKS PLEEEASE

Okay i don't know if the Scottish word part is actually right but I did the least amount of research possible just so I could be done with this so bare with me

Headcanon prompt(s): random mostly sleepy headcanons

Millard will read books to Jacob for his nightmares to subside and for him to actually sleep peacefully

And whenever Millard can't sleep, Jacob will get out his maps from random places and map them out with Millard to tire him

Jacob obviously (as I've stated previously) has had nightmares after Abe died, so whenever he's thrashing in his sleep or something, Millard will play some music and wake Jacob to help him back to sleep

Millard just.. doesn't dream

"What did you dream about last night, Millard?"

"Absolutely nothing. You?"

"Surprisingly nothing, but tonight I'll probably have a dream about how weird you are."

"Well, apparently you enjoy it."

Back to the point of books, Jacob will only read picture books with the minimum amount of words on it while Millard only reads gigantic books with no pictures

They are perfect opposites on the academic spectrum

Millard doesn't realize that it's not his time anymore and will use really old words that Jacob laughs profusely at

"What is a 'bahoochie'?"

"I don't know why I thought you'd be cultured enough to know, Jacob."

Jacob introduced him the the history channel and after a while of gawking Millard was absolutely entranced

He would watch the TV for hours on end and just hold Jacob there the entire time

Ending notes: this doesn't do my favorite ship much justice but I hope you love them as much as I do

#jillard #jacob portman #millard nullings #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #jacob x millard #miss peregrine book

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why-are-all-the-users-taken · 5 months

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bronwyn: i'm so happy, i could kiss you!

emma: um...neat.

*later*

emma, lying face down on her bed: i said "neat," jacob. who the fuck says neat these days? it's not neat to say neat but i said it anyways because i'm fucking stupid.

jacob, reading a book: don't beat yourself up too much, emma. everyone gets nervous sometimes. remember what i did when millard confessed their love for me?

emma: didn't you thank them?

jacob: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* i fucking thanked them.

#Jillard #emwyn #emma bloom #mphfpc #jacob portman #millard nullings #bronwyn bruntley #emma x bronwyn #Jacob x Millard

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maxiscoolmaybe · 11 months

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Hey dudes, sorry that i have like not been active at all, im just so busy all the time, but anyways here are some Jillard headcannons for @p0rt1als 😻(i know i promised them YEARS ago)

-Following up with the Enorace lake one, Millard would go underwater and scare Jacob by like grabbing his legs or something like that

-Millard would sneak into Jacobs room when Miss P was asleep to kiss and cuddle (he one time ran into Enoch sneaking into Horace’s room, and still uses that as blackmail towards him.)

-Millard sneaks up on Jacob and kisses him whenever he’s focused on something

-Millard is He/They Transmac and Bi, Jacob is maybe Transmasc, He/Him, and also Bi

-Millard steals Jacob’s clothes and wears them around the house

#mphfpc #jacob portman #millard nullings #jillard #headcannons #guys im not dead i swear #im also working on my pinterest a lot

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fruity-arsonist · 1 year

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T4t Jillard

Rebog if you agree

#jillard #millard nullings #jacob portman #jake portman #miss peregrine's home for peculiar children #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #millard nullings x jacob portman #jacob portman x millard nullings #millard nullings x jake portman #jake portman x millard nullings

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hahahmitski · 10 months

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Jacob and Weed edibles

this headcanon ain't really realistic to Jacob but I think it's funny. Weed mention heavily um I guess that's it might be Jillard but it's whatever you think for now.

Jacob and Millard were going out to do some shopping for some sweets like some of their friend's wanted from the candy shop. There was some brownies on a stand but in Italian so Jacob asked Millard what "edibili di erba brownie" was. Millard slightly cringed at what the guy was selling, but once Millard got the word brownie out of his mouth Jacob RAN to the stand of "brownies".

Millard didn't know that Jacob had a particular sweet tooth and Abe baked brownies for Jacob sometimes. Millard ran after him but he was so late and Jacob already paid for 5 of the brownies and Millard only ran to where Jacob had only one "Brownie" left. The guy who has the edibles had a sly smirk on his face and ran away. Millard shouted that they were weed edibles but Jacob was already halfway done with the brownie.

Once Jacob heard Millard he immediately dropped it, yet, he already ate the edibles. Millard just found himself a peculiar because weed edibles weren't invented until the 1960's. But he didn't have time to worry about that at the moment. Thank the birds that the edibles were only the width and length of a gummy bear, hence, Jacob buying 5. Jacob reported shortly after eating the edibles (2-5 minutes give or take) feeling dizzy and that he could see Millard.

Millard thought for a minute, the edibles shouldn't of taken effect in an hour but he remembered the man who made it is peculiar. Millard placed Jacob's arm over his shoulder and brang him to the house. Jacob's eyes were slowing but surely turning blood-shot. Millard called for a family meeting in his and Jacob's room.

Once everyone entered, he shown everyone Jacob. There were some gasps among the peculiars but they were all at least a bit shocked nonetheless. Some children knew that Jacob or thought he had something bad and someone them just saw this blood-shot eyes and were a bit scared. He told everyone that Jacob ate something bad that isn't infectious but just try to limit talking to him at the moment.

Jacob had seen everyone and told them "wattz up fam?" Something else that didn't make sense to any of them but Noor who was crying out of laughter, but bitting her lip to contain the laughing. Enoch then shouted angrily "This is the guy to saved all of Peculiardom! Why did he eat wee-" Horace then placed his hand over Enoch's mouth, reminding him that there are Olive, Claire still home and the other in-training Ymbryne's. Enoch mutter a curse under his breath but Millard or any of the children didn't have time to worry about that. Noor on the other hand bursted out laughing, crying as well.

Millard whispered (in case Olive and Claire were eavesdropping) to them in a circle without Jacob that he ate weed edibles from a Peculiar from the present. The effects would -thankfully- run out as the same time within eating regular edibles. Jacob had to take a nap (prolly 1-2 hours from then) and he would be all good. In the middle of Millard telling them why they shouldn't tell the Bird Jacob came over and told them slightly slurred that he could see Millard and that he loved his brown curly hair.

The peculiars could see Jacob curling song hair but Millard stood there in utter shock. Hugh waved his hand in front of Millard's face trying to get him to talk again. Little did they know before Millard went invisible he had brown curly hair, and Millard felt his hair being pulled slightly. Once Hugh shook his head in front of Millard shook his head and told them that he could actually see him. Everyone was shocked, but then Millard wanted to get back on track as quick as possible. They brang back Olive and Claire into the room and told them that they should keep this in-between themselves. I mean, how hard can watching over a teen be anyway?

P.S. I don't care what the proof in Hollow City says about Millard.

I should be getting a AO3 soon so you guys want me to continue there? (Reposting this and commenting or just commenting is fine for an answer).

#mphfpc #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #millard nullings #Weed edibles #Goofy #I had a dream about this #jacob portman #Millard is visible #Zaza #weed mention #Jillard

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tomouraline · 2 years

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finally!! the last two!! (jacob’s purp hair is inspired by @jjackrabbitt!)

#mill has long hair bc nobody can see it therefore cut it #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #jacob portman #millard nullings #jillard #?

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thepeculiarbird · 5 months

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Random thoughts.

So if I count how many ships each character has , Emma , Jacob and Millard are in first place with 5 ships including them . Which surprises me because I really thought Enoch was going to get a lot more . For the least , it's Bronwyn and Horace (and Victor but it's a bit obvious , he's dead) , one for Wyn and two for Horace .

Emma : Emmabe , Jemma , Emwyn , Emnoor and I forgot the last one :/

Jacob : Jemma , Joor/Hollowlight , Hollowheart , Jillard , Portering

Millard : Jillard , Millily , Villard , Millugh , Fughllard

Bronwyn : Emwyn

Horace : Enorace (duh) and Juliorace (but who cares about Julius ?)

Victor : Venoch/Enovic and Villard

#mphfpc #horace somnusson #millard nullings #enorace #hugh apiston #emma bloom #fiona frauenfeld #jacob portman #bronwyn bruntley #fughllard #jillard #lazy to put every ship name

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dragonsdendoodles · 5 months

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Could u draw or do some headcanons for jillard (millard x Jacob) if it's not to much to ask pls!

UNDERRATED SHIP RIGHT THERE ABSOLUTELY YES

I like to think if Jillard were ever canon it probably would’ve been from Hollow City to AMOD (because honestly I’m still surprised Jemma lasted that long to begin with). This is between Emma and Noor

I don’t think Millard was Jacob’s bi awakening (personally I like to think Ricky was) but he was the first time Jacob felt like a relationship with a guy could really go anywhere, despite them eventually figuring out they were better as friends

Or with the Peculiar Polycule™️ they can still stay a thing. That’s also an option

They bonded over cartography. Jacob made maps with Abe as a kid and it’s literally Millard’s whole thing. If it wasn’t before this, the moment where Millard had the really big Map of Days and was very excitedly showing it to the other kids was the official “that’s it. I’m in love” for both of them

They seem to have this thing where they don’t really need to say anything to know what the other means or feels. Kinda like how Hugh and Fiona are but like not strengthened by being together for 200 years if that makes sense

They’re just kinda chill. They’ve got this really slow, chill thing going with their relationship. They nerd out about books and maps, and you’ll usually find them cuddling somewhere reading.

I think they see their relationship as more Best Friends Plus than anything else, which is why I don’t think there would be a big fallout if Jacob does fall for Noor and they separate. It doesn’t have to be this big thing, if they don’t wanna date anymore, that doesn’t change a whole lot for them

On a similar vein, I think if they did get together canonically Jacob would probably want a little bit more from their relationship and Millard just wouldn’t really get it? Mill gives him all the love in the world but his version of “all my love” is very low-key for the most part. Very casual, almost too much so, Jacob likes excitement (as shown by the fact that both of his canon girlfriends are combustible)

If they ever were to argue I think it would’ve been about Fiona. It’s not a secret that Millard was really insensitive about it (which is why I don’t have much hope for Fughllard ever working in canon) and while I don’t think it was necessarily Millard’s fault, I don’t think Jacob would tolerate it. Not being able to read the room is one thing, being a dick for no reason is a whole other one.

All that being said I think they would have (arguably) the most healthy relationship Jacob could really be in, all things considered. They’re chill, they’re low-key, very soft. I will always take anything good with Jillard. 🤍🩵

#mphfpc #jacob portman #millard nullings #jillard #i love headcanons they’re so fun #dragon’s headcanons #dragon’s doodles

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hunter-killugon · 11 months

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How do periods work in loops...

If you enter a loop and you have your period do you have it every day. What if you enter a loop does it just stop..

#enoch o'connor #enorace #fiona frauenfeld #hugh apiston #jacob portman #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #jillard #mphfpc #ricky pickering #olive abroholos elephanta

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birdiesflying · 1 year

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Part 3 of the mphfpc twitter posts!!

(Translation for Fiona’s tweet: please weigh your pets before you tie them to balloons. i miss my crab so much)

#enorace #mphpfc #hugh apiston #jacob portman #millard nullings #enoch o'connor #horace somnusson #fiona frauenfeld #emma bloom #bronwyn bruntley #ricky pickering #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #emwyn #jillard #mphfpc twitter

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arriansarchive · 9 months

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MPHFPC MASTERLIST

Alma Lefay Peregrine

None :(

Caul Bentham

None :(

Jacob Portman

None :(

Emma Bloom

Fiona Frauenfeld

None :(

Hugh Apiston

None :(

Millard Nullings

None :(

Noor Pradesh

Enorace

None :(

Jillard

Joor

None :(

Jemma

None :(

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #mphfpc #jacob portman #millard nullings #horace somnusson #fiona frauenfeld #hugh apiston #noor pradesh #emma bloom #emma bloom x male reader #emma bloom x y/n #emma bloom x reader #emma bloom x you #alma lefay peregrine #caul bentham #jillard #joor #jemma #enorace

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why-are-all-the-users-taken · 6 months

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Emma: Why are Jacob and Millard sitting with their backs to each other? Bronwyn: They had a fight. Emma: Then why are they holding hands? Bronwyn: They get sad when they fight.

#Jillard #they're so cute tho #Emwyn

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