UnOrdinary as Incorrect Quotes
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Arlo: time for plan G
Sera: Don't you mean plan B?
Arlo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sera: What about plan D?
Arlo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Remi: What about plan E?
Arlo: I’m hoping not to use it. Blyke dies in plan E.
John: I like plan E.
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John: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Sera: Nope, absolutely not.
Arlo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Remi: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Blyke: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Isen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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John: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Sera: In a dating kind of way or a assassination kind of way?
John: I don't know, surprise me!
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*Arlo, to Blyke and Isen*: Why can't you guys be more mature...
*Blyke and Isen holding water balloons about to throw them at John*: Wdym???
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Remi: I have a bad feeling about this
Arlo: Why?
Remi: Don't you get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Arlo: No??
Remi: That actually explains so much
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Isen: Hi, welcome to applebees. would you lile apples or bees?
John: B-bees?
Blyke: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
John: Wait-
Remi: *walks in with a jar of bees*
John: W-WAIT-
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Isen: I am the most responsible person in the world
Arlo: You just set fire to Wellston
Isen: Yes and I take full responsibility for that
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Remi: What are friends with benefits
Sera: uhm- ..a very special type of friends??
Remi: Oh, like us?
Sera: *chokes*
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Arlo: Why are you smiling?
John: What, I can't be happy?
Isen: Blyke fell down the stairs
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Vaughn: I'm suspending you over because you tried to fit 6 people on a unicycle
Sera: wait.. 6??
Vaughn: Yes..?
Arlo: Shit, Isen fell off
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John: Remi always gives Blyke flowers, it'd be nice if you would do the same
Arlo: Ok
Arlo: *gives Blyke flowers*
Blyke: Uh, why?
Arlo: I'm just as confused as you are
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Isen: Oh look, we're under a mistletoe
Blyke: *looks up* Isen, that's not a mistletoe
[1 week later]
Blyke: OH MY GOD HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME
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Arlo: I'm an asshole
Sera:
John:
Remi:
Blyke:
Isen:
John: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day
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John: If anyone hurt you, I would hunt them down to the end of time so they could face justice
Sera: If, you asked, I would kill everyone in this room
Arlo: I don't know if you're informed, but this isn't how normal couples talk
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Remi: Hey, could you pass me the salt?
*Arlo, Isen and Sera reach for the salt*
Blyke: *bursts through the door with a box of salt*
Blyke: *pant* you needed salt?
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Isen: Onion rings are just vegetables donuts
Arlo, used to his shit: Sure they are
Isen: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Arlo: Yep, okay
Isen: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Arlo:
Isen: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpians
Arlo: *sobbing* no Isen, stop
John *intrigued*: No Isen, continue
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Sera: We've got to find a way to cut down expenses, what can we live without?
Blyke: Probably Isen
Isen: Hey!
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Anndddddddd that is all
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