#jonsaremembers

[dnpbeats]

It was a live show in the second london apartment & they were claiming VERY LOUDLY that there was nothing weird about them appearing from a bush in a public park with their clothes disheveled and iirc NOBODY ASKED? like they PREEMPTIVELY were like "by the way it was for MERCH not anything WEIRD" thereby making it extremely weird!!! I don't remember the exact show or I would link you

OMG??? 😭 wait also the woohoo bush in the sims.... things are starting to add up 🤨🤨

#ask #jonsaremembers #d&p #phan

[freckliedan]

what's the anniversary theory please??

i did my write up on this five and a half years ago at this point, so it's somewhat of a time capsule for 2018 phannie tumblr, but: i'm pretty sure i figured out when they actually count their anniversary from. like i am as sure as i can be without being them that i am right. you can read the theory here and any other related posts are all in a tag here!

#jam replies #jonsaremembers #phan #<-i was serious abt it not going in tags back then bc they WEREN'T OUT and i wouldve been eaten alive #anniversary theory

[philsbrownquiff]

Wait ok a concept: caption 5 feet apart cause they're not gay, it's phil in front and dan sneaking up behind him like one of those first look photos

(x) SCREAM!!!!!!! Red you’re a genius. Or what about if it’s a picture OF the first look and they both look incredibly in love. Or walking down the aisle. Oh my god……. Hilarious and also painful for us which is their favorite combination

#if they don’t do this I will lmfao #that would be so funny #ask #jonsaremembers #phan

[sunbeamsandmoonrays]

happy bday Sunny!!!

Thank you, Red! 💜💜💜

#replies #jonsaremembers #<3 #my bday

[jonsaremembers]

#she is complete #back on my dan and phil bullshit #phan #phanfic #phanfiction #dan and phil #dapg #dnpg #dnpgames #dan and phil games #dan and phil crafts #jonsaremembers on ao3

[thinking-emoji]

for @jonsaremembers. Not by explicit request I'm just too tired to go to bed

#phan

[wdapteo]

coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

thank you @jonsaremembers for tagging me, i really love these!

tagging 5 moots but if anyone sees this in their dash and wants to do it, feel free to play along <3 @queerdnp @leosparkflame @thighguys @icannotholdmypen @acercrea

#tag games #obviously no pressure just funsies ;w; #also Red (in my head i call u joan??) im impressed how we chose so differently lol

[thighguys]

Burgundy?

i have met a few friends through dnp tumblr recently! some of my besties-

@serendipnpipity : we just started talking recently but you are SUCH A COOL PERSON!! great artist and you have so many fun ideas (medphieldphannies, phasquerade) and im so happy to know you!!!

@zackbyychocolate : COOLEST MUTUAL EVER!!! i adore you with my whole heart fr 💖💖💖 such a great friend, you have fantastic takes and awesome style and im grateful that i get to be your friend!!!

@antiadvil : i am still in awe that i know such a good writer!!! so so so cool that i get to read your fics and then go on tumblr and tell you how much i loved them 💖💖💖 you are so so funny and a fantastic author and i love you!!! also thanks for indulging my weird ass trump prompt lmao that was fantastic (everyone should go read their dan x trump fic it was so funny)

@phangyar : we just started talking very recently but i hope we can become even better friends!! you seem so cool, and you also have fantastic fic ideas 💖💖 would love to be your beta any time you need to run ideas or drafts!!!

@jonsaremembers : my fandom mom fr 💖💖💖 amazing person, amazing author, and just so much fun to interact with on here!!! i love you 💖

@homohabu : at it again!!! my bestie fr, even when i thought you were two different people 💖💖💖 you are so cool!!! so fun to interact with you you are such a legend (even when i can't keep up with your blog name changes lmaooo)

shoutout also to @surprisedpikachu0203, @al3xluvsdnp, @everything-is-as-it-was, @japhan2024 , @wdapteo , @ghoulish-art-tendencies , and @dnpbeats!!! you guys are so cool and getting to interact with everyone is just so much fun so if i didn't mention you and we are mutuals just know that im thinking of you in spirit 💖 everyone on here is so fucking cool im lowkey in shock that any of you want to talk to me anyway lmao so THANK YOU ALL for being so awesome!!!

#lmao this got lowkey long but there are SO MANY PEOPLE i love !!! #phan #i know im not saying everyone but i really do love every one of my mutuals you guys are awesome #ive never been in an online community this close and fun so i am absolutely overjoyed that ive made so many friends #even if we only talk in the tags lol

[dnpg-hiatus-survivor]

really loved your post about dan and phil as ts albums!! and I thought I might share with you that I always thought that reputation is a very phan coded album. ok hear me out:

‘everyone thinks that they know us but they know nothing’ ‘call it what you want to’ ‘but I stay when you’re lost and I’m scared and you’re turning away’ ‘you must like me for me’ ‘your love is a secret I’m hoping dreaming dying to keep’ like miss swift was up to something I’m telling you

you know what’s actually so crazy? after red (@jonsaremembers) commented that dan thinks he’s reputation, i made the joke that dan is a phake emo because he’s in love. and then i was like… wait a damn minute. am i… the fool? reputation is literally a love album disguised as an edgy album.

so yes, you’re actually so correct. i’m going to continue my deep deep think about dnp as ts albums. dan will always be evermore to me but honestly reputation is a good option too. it could also be their joint album. hmm much to think about 🤔

#phan #dnp #dan and phil #answered

[sweetaprilbutterfly]

Thanks for the tag @eruherdiriel!💜 💜 💜

coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

Tagging if you want @patritxi @loveartphotography @kellyvela @kitnjon @riahchan @callmestannismaybe @raffaella-cerullo @boleynecklace @vixenofcourse @jonsaremembers

#tag game #about me

[phanfictioncatalogue]

1k Words Fics (6) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

Amsterdan (ao3) - Iittlesparkle

Summary: Dan feels like he cares more about people than people care about him. During their visit of Amsterdam, Phil decides to show him otherwise.

broken porcelain (put me back together baby) (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan wakes up - in pain, in little tiny pieces he can't make any sense of.

And Phil's out for the day, not there to take care of him while he lays in bed, contemplating the universe and why his goddamn brain has to spread its pain to the rest of his body on his worst of days.

but first, let me take a sealfie (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan is bored.

buttons on a coat (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: dan meets up with his mum while he’s wearing phil’s coat

calla lillies & sunflowers (ao3) - whiskers (robertmontauk)

Summary: What the fuck?

A long-stemmed flower - just one, who the fuck only buys one flower? - taped to the front of his locker, with a small piece of paper wrapped around the stem, right underneath where the petals end.

(or: dan gets flowers, because he deserves them.)

call me but love (ao3) - jerseker

Summary: Phil can’t change his last name - Dan won’t let him. He’s been attached to that name since 2009.

cherry blossom dreams (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: They should be in their own house by now, with their own yard where they would be able to sit without all their two hundred neighbors looking down at them in the shared courtyard.

Clear your mind (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Dan is anxious about uploading and Phil offers to help clear his head.

Edelweiss Green (ao3) - orpheusTestifies

Summary: 'The employee had given them a strange look, like it was weird for two people to have an argument about paint colors in the middle of the paint aisle. Dan, despite his attempts to repress everything about his previous employment, was absolutely confident that it was not.'

(Or, in which a house is built, improved upon, and lived in, more or less in that order.)

Forever Home (ao3) - ahappyphil

Summary: just some tiny pieces from their new chapter

For Him (ao3) - MaeTaurus

Summary: Dan and Phil share a few moments in between TATINOF shows while touring across America.

garden camping (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: They sit in Phil’s parents’ garden, sharing childhood stories and making plans for the future.

Getting That D (Vitamin) (ao3) - ordanary

Summary: What their fans didn’t see when Dan posted that one Instagram story sunbathing half naked.

Green Sofa (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: This might be Phil’s favorite place in this house to fuck, he thinks. The beds are nice, and they’ve certainly tested the integrity of the office chairs a time or two, but this green couch in the nerd cave, it really is his favorite

in which they get married in bed (ao3) - Wraithpinned

Summary: “We could just get married right here you know?” Dan said, plainly.

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Inspired by the scene in The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo where they get married with no one watching.

our love keeps the things it finds (ao3) - dbg_708

Summary: The minutes they spent at the top of Manchester, when he first saw Dan in a train station, looking at him out of breath and sweaty in front of hundreds of people, giving him flowers when he was finally coming back home, and kissing him silly in their kitchen all reside in the same crook of his heart: unrelated to and away from his aches and pains.

rainy days at the library (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Even on rainy days Dan winds up at the library, but it's not so bad when his company is the cute librarian.

Sister Daniel (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan isn’t an exhibitionist. Okay, maybe he is. A little bit. A slutty nun exhibitionist, perhaps.

skip all the small talk (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: AU in which Dan and Phil have hated each other for years, but when Dan takes a break and comes back to return to Vidcon, the two get stuck in an elevator together, and Dan learns that maybe he doesn't hate Phil Lester like he thought he did while trapped with him.

Spaceship Earth (ao3) - indistinct_echo

Summary: Dan can’t understand why Phil insists on repeating the most boring ride on the planet, but that doesn’t mean he won’t go along with it.

A fic about creating private spaces in public places.

stuck in last night (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: phil can't get his mind off last night

the cat and the nun (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: He saw no reason why they couldn’t spend their time waiting to go home to their own realities doing something fun.

The Dance That We Do (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Prince Daniel of Howellot and Prince Philip of Lesterall share an evening together at the summer ball. Unbeknownst to them, this night will change the trajectory of their lives forever.

The Edge (ao3) - Japhan2024

Summary: Dan is restless about his future... but then he decides.

Three Doors Down (ao3) - scifi (orphan_account)

Summary: it’s their first night of the tour in separate rooms

tiny hands and lots of love (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Phil puts baby Evelyn to bed, so him and Dan can get some alone time. But just like her Da, she has to grab things no matter what - even if it means prying something as important as Phil's glasses from his face.

Lucky she's cute, and that her dads are both too distracted (and in love, with each other and her antics) to properly reprimand her.

to die by your side (is such a heavenly way to die) (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Despite no words being exchanged, they both know how the other is feeling, and that they are alike in their preparedness for what is about to happen. They understand each other so well that they can work in perfect tandem without issue. A connection so uniquely fundamental that it goes beyond communication as it is understood by the rest of the world. Something private, just for them—and soon, for Him.

We’re All Gay (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: On some fuckass Tuesday in April 2024, Dan Howell dropped “gay” on the phandom.

You Mean So Much To Me - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan and Phil meet for the first time, 2009!phan.

#phanfictioncatalogue #phanfiction #phanfic #phan #masterlists #1k #1k masterlist

[dnpbeats]

hey friend, you doing okay? <3

RED OMG 😭 firstly tysm for checking on me <3 but if this is about the nothing new lyrics, i posted them bc i was gonna say they were dan coded 😭💀

#i kinda forgot to make the second half of that post lmao #but seriously i rly do appreciate it <33 #ask #jonsaremembers

[freckliedan]

You mentioned d&p both being "triplicate air signs" in the tarot post. I have wondered about this for YEARS! do we know their birth times??

we do! they shared their birth times and locations in tabinof. here's their full charts!

i used to run my mouth about this a Lot more often so you can find past discussions of their astrology here and here

#jam replies #jonsaremembers #dnp astrology #non dnp related astrology is just tagged astrology

[the-lincyclopedia]

Nine Books

Thanks for the tag, @cricketnationrise! My methodology for narrowing down my nine favorite books was basically to just list nine books I like a lot, as quickly as possible, while trying not to overthink the whole thing. This is not necessarily my nine absolute favorite books, and it's obviously far from exhaustive when it comes to my favorite books overall. Also, I followed cricket's lead in considering series to count for one slot each. Here goes:

Red, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

Queen's Thief Series by Megan Whalen Turner

Boyfriend Material duology by Alexis Hall

Protector of the Small Quartet by Tamora Pierce

Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan

Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

May the Best Man Win by Z.R. Ellor

Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins

Six of Crows duology by Leigh Bardugo

Tagging @sadkazoosolo, @doggernaut, @jonsaremembers, @polestarneighbor, @newtsoftheworldunite, @khashanakalashtar, and @the-knights-who-say-book, plus whoever feels like playing!

#a lin original #books

[jonsaremembers]

#part twooooooo #jonsaremembers on ao3 #back on my dan and phil bullshit #phan #phanfiction #dan and phil #dan and phil games #dapg #dnp #dnpg #shameless self promo #hadans and philsephone

[ourmagicclem]

Tag 10 ( or however you want) people you want to know better

Thank you @ilostmycommunicator for tagging me 💕

Relationship status: single

Favorite color: Yellow

Favorite food: I can’t just pick one but just to name a few: magret of duck, Aligot (you can see the south of France origin with those 2 picks) and Japanese food in general (except sushi, not a huge fan of sushi)

Song stuck in my head: Jensen Ackles’ cover of Rapture (I am embarrassed by that one lmao). Also Another Love by Tom Odell

Last thing I googled: The "office de tourisme" of the city I am visiting today (I dont’ know how it’s called in English, it’s a place with information about the city like tourism stuff but also more general infos)

Time: 13h37

Dream trip: Again I can’t pick only one but London, New York, Tokyo and Iceland are in the top of the list ^^

I am going to tag all those lovely people (no pressure obviously ^^): @sweetpumpkinpieinwithcoffee, @tomatonpine, @jonsaremembers, @jonsnowisthesexiestbastard, @aerishey and @ben-barnes-is-my-husband

#tag game